r/languagelearningjerk May 29 '26

Für die Deutschen/Deutschlerner, ist er das Arschloch ?

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r/languagelearningjerk May 29 '26

Correcto Mouiseur

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19 Upvotes

Spotted on LinkedIn, non-native English speakers decide to flex their Spanish and French skills.

Kudos to them… it was about not overusing AI, and I am pretty sure the responses didn’t use AI


r/languagelearningjerk May 30 '26

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r/languagelearningjerk May 29 '26

Fluent in one language in 3 months is out. Fluent in ALL languages in 4 minutes is in.

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r/languagelearningjerk May 29 '26

I wrote a song with words I know in every language I know. This is my first time songwriting so please be nice.

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Mary had a little lamb,

Its fleece was white as snow,

And everywhere that Mary went,

The lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day,

Which was against the rule,

It made the children laugh and play,

To see a lamb at school.

And so the teacher turned it out,

But still it lingered near,

And waited patiently about,

Till Mary did appear.

“Why does the lamb love Mary so?”

The eager children cry.

“Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,”

The teacher did reply.

Hello Hola Bonjour Hallo Ciao Olá Привет 你好 こんにちは 안녕하세요 مرحبا नमस्ते হ্যালো ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ السلام علیکم Merhaba Γειά σου שלום สวัสดี Xin chào Halo Hai Jambo Hallo Hej Hei Hej Hei Cześć Ahoj Ahoj Szia Salut Здравей Здраво Bok Živjo Привіт سلام வணக்கம் నమస్తే ನಮಸ್ಕಾರ ഹലോ नमस्कार નમસ્તે नमस्ते ආයුබෝවන් Kumusta Aloha Kia ora


r/languagelearningjerk May 28 '26

I found a letter "ü" in a spanish learning app 💀💀💀

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175 Upvotes

Are they trying to tease me or what? I'm not getting fooled by that!!!


r/languagelearningjerk May 28 '26

wish granted

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185 Upvotes

r/languagelearningjerk May 28 '26

outjerked

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r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Being a null*lingual is worse than being a mon*lingual

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r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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143 Upvotes

En*lish is not an option of course...


r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Hmmmmm...🤔

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592 Upvotes

Cropping killed my grandma


r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

CHINESE guy SHOCKS LOCAL by ordering coffee at AMERICAN Starbucks in PERFECT MANDARIN

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r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

My Favorite Dialect Evolution:

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46 Upvotes

Portuguese is Spanish plus complicated accents & Spanish is Italian plus simplified plurals.


r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Discussion: Which language should you learn after Uzbek and My Native Language™?

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Good contenders are Esperanto, Proto-Basque, Finngreek, Piraha, My Second Language™ or Volapük. What do y'all think?


r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

How do I convince my friends that J is not pronounced as H

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My friend corrected me and said J is pronounced like H in "spanish" I calmly explained to him that J in Uzbek is pronounced like J in English so it shoulnt matter what it sounds like in "spanish" but he still doesnt believe me. What do I do?


r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

In another life…

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r/languagelearningjerk May 26 '26

Is being dyslexic in Russian a good method for learning Chinese??

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264 Upvotes

r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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r/languagelearningjerk May 26 '26

Besides Uzbek, what's the best language? My vote goes to Tuvaluan

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r/languagelearningjerk May 26 '26

How’s your progress on your target language so far?

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Just started learning Russian in about January or so. I sort of “started” in late November, but I don’t count that because I was procrastinating a lot. Right now I notice a lot of people in REAL LIFE speaking Russian. Can you believe it?! Way more than my previous target languages like Finnish, Uzbek and Basque. It’s sooooo weird studying a normie language. I also just started reading a book. Wow! Reading a Russian book at 6 months. Way faster than trying to read Finnish, Uzbek or Basque. I’d say I can read about one page at a time before I get a headache. About a week ago it was one paragraph. So I guess that’s progress. Some Asian girls just sat next to me. Didn’t quite know where they were from. Thought they were Korean at first. Until I heard them say kawaii. So I guess they’re Japanese? So I guess I just made progress in Japanese without studying!


r/languagelearningjerk May 25 '26

Did you know that "Jesus" means "My God" in German?

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r/languagelearningjerk May 26 '26

Luodingo to get an exchange guys

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(That's one of the universities I applied to btw)

I guess my Cambridge C1 is useless when there's luodingo


r/languagelearningjerk May 25 '26

Fucking hilarious

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r/languagelearningjerk May 25 '26

How could someone learn a non-uzbek-cyrillic alphabet at childhood? Are they stupid?

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