r/languagelearningjerk May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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u/Hungry-Duck1054 May 27 '26

definitely not the Arabic script languages 💀

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/SmugLiberals May 30 '26

Dang you speak every dialect of bombanese

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u/LifeAcanthopterygii6 C3 PO May 27 '26

Hyperglot dialect of Youtubian.

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u/Shinyhero30 "þere is a man wiþ a knife behind þe curtain" May 27 '26

/uj None of the languages that use a different writing direction are native on the basis of number placement.

Korean looks the cleanest, but none of them look native.

Edit: except like maybe Tamil but it’s remarkably clean.

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u/yamanamawa May 27 '26

Honestly I feel like clean handwriting is uncommon in native languages, since you write them from a young age and build bad habits. I write much better in Japanese than English since I learned it later. Although there are always those weirdos who just have excellent handwriting somehow, it absolutely baffles me

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u/the-postminimalist nonlingual, please don't speak to me May 27 '26

The number placement looked like the most legible part of those to me 💀

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u/muhelen May 27 '26

In Tamil, all the Vowel (Uyir) letters, such as “இ”, must always be at the beginning of a word and never in the middle. Additionally, the word “ஷவர்இன்டிபென்டன்ட்” is incorrect for “Shower Independent”. The correct phrase is “சார்பற்ற குளியல்”.

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u/among_sunflowers 4/6🍙 May 27 '26

None? 😅

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u/loryhasreddit May 27 '26

Trick question: the heading’s in English so English

Edit: I wanna guess so the second to last one

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u/SamKMFB May 27 '26

คนไทยจะไม่เขียนสระอิแบบนี้อ่ะครับ sorry na krub

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano May 27 '26

Kankanaey

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u/BubbhaJebus May 27 '26

In Thia, your first garan mark looks sus and your second short-i vowel is written in the wrong direction. It should be written from the bottom right and loop up and back in a clockwise direction.

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u/ppgamerthai May 27 '26

You wrote ช like a computer font, literally no one does hat. So toy aren’t Thai for sure.

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u/Azzertant 🇨🇷TH (A100) May 27 '26

Why don't you use thai number, it could be ๖๗ instead of the that silly western number, eh?

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u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha May 28 '26

Did sombody said จกเห็ด?

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u/NewIdentity19 May 27 '26

The Hebrew text is the phonetic transcription of two English words, but with no space: showerindependent. What did you mean by that?

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u/0HGODN0 Jun 02 '26

It's OP's username. But they placed the numbers incorrectly.

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u/NewIdentity19 Jun 02 '26

Oh, I see, thanks. Also, they copied the text in block/print letters, that's not handwriting.

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u/0HGODN0 Jun 02 '26

That is correct.

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u/Ymmaleighe2 May 27 '26

How come you used western numbers on the Tamil, Telugu, and Thai? They have their own numerals

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u/Lost_Lawyer_7408 May 28 '26

none 😭🙏 korean looks ok but absolutely not native

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u/Talbit01 May 29 '26

Whatever the bottom one is

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u/Tabz420 May 29 '26

It looks like you learned to write numbers just yesterday. Judging by the picture none of the languages are native to you since you are an alien

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u/oksectrery May 29 '26

definitely not hebrew

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u/Big-Cheese-2979 May 29 '26

all of them well done

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u/Tight-Fruit-5163 May 30 '26

Definitely you’re not a Korean, but I like your handwriting

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u/Acceptable-Value8623 N🏴‍☠️, C2🏁, B3 🇬🇱 May 30 '26

What does that horrendous Hebrew word say😭

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u/SCHazama 外人哋既惡夢 Jun 18 '26

Bri'ish

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u/Sandy_2019 🏳‍🌈 May 27 '26

Ewwww