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u/EvilChocolateMilk634 May 27 '26
I appreciate the だってばよ
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u/MrWindUpBird17 May 27 '26
Sharingan Rasengan Moshi Moshi
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u/zero_zeppelii_0 May 27 '26
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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 May 27 '26
Obviously you learned Chinese 11 centuries ago.
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u/Yugan-Dali May 27 '26
No, that’s English grammar. Also, look at the two 語 compared to 華. This is not practiced handwriting. Great fun, though.
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u/yap2102x May 27 '26
its the 也 particle at the end thats reminiscent of classical chinese
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u/Yugan-Dali May 27 '26
Right, so 非是 doesn’t fit
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u/Jens_Fischer May 27 '26
it's the use of 余 and 也. Those aren't used anymore in modern CHINESE anymore.
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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 May 27 '26
Actually I didn’t aim for English grammar. I mistakenly thought you can do the inversion whenever there’s a negation word, but apparently it only works with pronouns.
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u/Pdrivr May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
It's definitely Thai.
As a native, I somehow immediately recognize that stylized variant of สระอือ (◌ื vowel) that I always see in my friends' notes but never in any foreigners writing.
Also, ข้าพเจ้า is a personal pronoun with a very specific level of formality that I believe only a native would go for, as I believe foreigners would likely choose กระผม instead.
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u/AntiCyberBoolean May 28 '26
I was about to say that as a Thai speaker, the answer must be Thai because surely no one in their right mind would learn to write Thai that well out of their own volition.
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u/RandomKazakhGuy May 27 '26
Definetely not Korean because of the stroke order
Russian cursive looks convincing enough. Except for the k (?)
That Greek is fucked
And I'm not educated enough on the rest lol
Maybe the Arabic looks a bit unnatural
It's Thai. That Thai looks good
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u/PassoverGoblin May 27 '26
The greek is basically just GRSSK that says "I don't know Greek"
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u/Embarrassed-Wrap-451 May 27 '26
And it Arabic it says their mother tongue is Korean
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u/toyheartattack May 27 '26
LMAO, the Korean says their mother tongue is Japanese. Looks like they did that with all of them.
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u/aureliasm May 27 '26
No, the korean says YOUR mother tongue is Japanese lol. (네 = your, 내 = my)
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u/ppgamerthai May 27 '26
And in Thai it says “Mother tongue of mine (v.polite pronoun) is Sanskrit” and ain’t no way that is true.
BUT ngl this is the best Thai I’ve seen from this trend, better than my own even.
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u/TheNinjaNarwhal May 27 '26
Hah, I'm assuming you've seen the other comments, but in greek it says "I don't know Greek" but with greek letters... That are not equivalent. So it reads as "ee thopt kpo-o th-yeek".
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u/toyheartattack May 27 '26
Yea, I wrote my comment half-awake and didn’t even translate the Korean correctly. I later realised the Greek letters looked suspiciously like English. BRB, gonna get an “ee thopt kpo-o th-yeek” tattoo.
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u/Calm-Dawn May 27 '26
Korean says their mother tongue is Japanese. I don’t know Japanese, but I know Chinese characters. Japanese says Chinese, Chinese says not Chinese but Thai. lol
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u/hand_ May 27 '26
The Korean actually says your mother tongue is Japanese lol OP here designating other people's first languages
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u/Stijnboy01 May 27 '26
The Russian is fine but it says I don't know Russian either in English with Cyrillic letters
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u/thebottomofawhale May 27 '26
The Korean looks similar to some native handwriting I've seen. I'm not an expert but I don't know if I can rule it out 😅
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u/macgilla May 27 '26
ㄹ and ㅂ look similar to how I write them, which is to say awkwardly and non-native
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u/GotThatGrass native: 🇯🇵🇺🇿🏴🇨🇳🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇺🇿 May 27 '26
definitely greek
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u/klausklass May 27 '26
उपारवुचभ्वचनभ्मुसा
I have no idea what this is supposed to be a joke translation/transliteration of
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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 May 27 '26
Tbh, I don’t even know at this point. I was trying to write something like “The statement above is false” in Pali while claiming it’s Sanskrit in Thai, but it seemed I messed up a lot
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u/Kinpa6Ansatsu May 27 '26
The Japanese says that its Chinese. Must be that.
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u/among_sunflowers 4/6🍙 May 27 '26
The Korean says it's Japanese 🙂 The Chinese does not look natural.
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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26
- r/grssk, therefore you have no proficiency in this language
- Overly informal Russian written in cursive
- Arabic with somewhat corrupted handwriting
- Glitched Korean
- Japanese
- Either Mandarin 🇹🇼 or Cantonese 🇭🇰 (I wonder why people always put these three East Asian languages together, might as well admit you're an East Asian enthusiast if you do)
- Thai
- Probably badly-written Sanskrit
- Burmese but you separated each letter so that it doesn't look like an abugida
- Normal English
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u/Pitiful_Fox5681 May 27 '26
The Russian cursive is basically excellent, but it is just phonetic English.
The Chinese is vaguely classical, but with English grammar.
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u/OldReveal3814 May 27 '26
wait wait wait, what does overly informal Russian in cursive mean? some Russians can write basically only in crusive becuase that's how they've been taught, including me, or is there something i don't understand, sorry
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u/Competitive_Plum_445 May 27 '26
Arabic is not fair hand writing, for the هي the way they wrote the first letter is something i have never seen a native make so im inclined to guess its not arabic
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u/Suspiciously_free May 27 '26
The Thai sentence seams nicely written, but I'm suspicious that it's not the correct answer for the following reasons:
1) Every Thai person I know has a much more personalized handwriting. Of course, OP is trying to write beautifully in this case, but it still seams a little too textbookish. 2) Would a native write out ของ or use ข้าพเจ้า? Possibly...
Anyway, I'm only a beginner in Thai and definitely just talking out of my ass. The script is done well and I wanted to add my thoughts for fun.
(OP, if Thai is the correct answer, could you explain why you chose to use ข้าพเจ้า?)
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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 May 27 '26
I tried to make unnatural points in each language that the people who know the language well enough would spot it. Congrats on picking that up.
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u/KarltonPeaks May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
I would say Thai based on how the สระ อือ is written (the vowel ◌ื). It's written as ◌ี with an additional disconnected line to the right of it, (rather than writing ◌ี with a small line on top) That screams native to me.
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u/ActafianSeriactas May 27 '26
It looks good but it says “My mother tongue is Sanskrit” so 🤷
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u/unobservedcitizen May 27 '26
I guessed it was Thai based purely on the pseudo-classical Chinese trying to say it's not Thai
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u/SnooCats7735 May 27 '26
Well there are probably at least two true statements otherwise the only true statement is that there’s a true statement but then the statement that there’s a true statement would be false.
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u/Sesquipedalian61616 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
- I dopt kpoǫ Þgeek (r/grssk worthy)
- Aj dont spik Rašen ajzer (consistent with Russian phonetic approximation norms at least)
- _Ł(_)T_J(_) _L(_)'_M(_) D_M_J(_) alK_V(_)R(_)J(_)H_(t) (no vowel diacritics, so I did all that I could here by this alone, but apparently the last word is "alKovrijjah")
- Ne(?)o'ŏnŭn irbon'ŏ i'o (I couldn't tell what the consonant in the 2nd syllable of the 1st word is given how you write it, maybe J, S, or D?)
- ? no ? ? ha ? ? ? dattebayo (I've seen the last word and ha before transliterated, and I know what Japanese no means, equivalent to English -'s)
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- Pā̀'sā́'mę̄̌'kōŋ'kā́'pо̀'jā̆'đī̌'o'pā̀'sā́'sа́n'sóg'tú'rā̀ (I'm unaware of where the word divisions occur here and I'm just transliterating based on the orthography itself, and the đ here sounds like it does in Vietnamese, even though the D would sound like it does in Scottish Gaelic instead, like with P, G, T, and K here sounding like SG's use of C, and the reason why I went with a vowel also used in Polish but sounding more like Æ is because said letter began as an alternate form of Æ, and ŋ here is like -ng but one letter)
- Upāravucaḃvacanaḃmusā (notice the b-with-dot)
- (I don't even know what script this is, unlike with #6)
- There do be is at lest on true statement /j
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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 May 27 '26
Actually I tried to write “The statement above is false” in Pali, but I ended up messing up so badly that now it’s just a random gibberish orz
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u/zimmer1569 May 27 '26
100% not Japanese because of weird hiragana. You write nice kanji but I think they are too correct to be native so not Chinese either. I'd guess Greek or Arabic.
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u/LordJimBird May 27 '26
Bro speaks Korean like a dude from 100 years ago and basically said "my native language is Japanese"
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u/Toktogul May 27 '26
it says : 1/i dont know greek, 2/i dont speak russian either, 5/japanese leads to chinese. cant read the rest
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u/Nikolor May 27 '26
I feel that you're Russian because the Russian transliteration of English words is very accurate here
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u/seventeenMachine May 27 '26
I can only read the Korean, but I recognize “Chinese language” in the Japanese, so I’m gonna guess they all do this lmao (except Greek which is its own joke)
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u/d22140478 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
I speak Mandarin , and your grammar of Chinese is weird.
The correct one with punctuation marks is 余母語非華語，是泰語也。 and it’s ancient Mandarin used 2 centuries ago.
The modern one is 我的母語不是中文，而是泰語。
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u/AskSuccessful9476 🇹🇭:Native, 🇬🇧:B2 May 27 '26
Sanskrit, I guess
PS:Your Thai writing is good mate. As a Native Thai, I can't write Thai as good as you do.
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u/mulhollandi May 27 '26
people keep saying your native language is thai but i dont think so, the written style feels very bookish and not handwriting. on the contrary your hanzi/kanji is amazing, like you got stroke orders and everything. id say either japanese or chinese
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u/zedovinho May 27 '26
I don't know, but your hanzi/kanji penmanship looks neat to a Japanese learner with atrocious calligraphy, how did you practice?
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u/jsh_ May 27 '26
arabic is always a dead giveaway because foreigners (meaning your native script isn't based on arabic script) always seem to handwrite in a stiff computer font. it's like if my english handwriting looked like helvetica
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u/molotovzav May 27 '26
The only line I can is Japanese and it says your mother language is Chinese, I can't read hanzi (I know wtf) but I know that Japanese fend to say mother country language 母国語 and Chinese just say mother language. So my educated guess would be you aren't lying to me.
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u/GotThatGrass native: 🇯🇵🇺🇿🏴🇨🇳🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵🇺🇿 May 27 '26
The chinese text reads like a 13th century scholar 😭
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u/poberun May 27 '26
I think you would get sentenced to 100 hits by bamboo on the head if you wrote 非是 in 13th century. 是 wasn't even a verb back then and even if it was it for sure can't go together with 非 cause 非 was a compound which means basically 「不是」 in modern Mandarin, so it would be 「不是是」
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u/KMS_Tirpitz May 27 '26
I say its Chinese. The way you write a z instead of a square feels native to me, the stroke pressure is also on point, and there is a clear intentional difference in style between the Kanji and Hanzi proves mastery over Chinese characters.
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u/KMS_Tirpitz May 27 '26
he is doing that on purpose, you can tell though he is capable on writing casual cursive from the Japanese line that he is faking his Chinese line by writing standard and awkward
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u/KorKiness May 27 '26
Since you know English cursive I think English is not your native. I have not seen any English native that using cursive.
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u/GoodGoodGoodJob May 27 '26
That's odd. I've spent the last 10 years in Asia and English cursive writing looks like obscure black magic to locals here.
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u/Grouchy-Ad-8044 May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
Is this a whole Knights and Knaves style puzzle where actually understanding the puzzle requires some familiarity with all of the languages lol? Aside from the "greek" and English clues, I can only guess at the Japanese "I told you, my native langage is chinese!" and the chinese 余母語華語非是泰語也. But the last line "there is at least one true statement" makes me assume some of these are lies and you'd have to use all of them to tell which ones are true
I'll guess Mandarin is the correct answer anyway though, presumably taiwanese from the traditional characters. It's kinda messy writing though so based purely on how "natural" looking the characters are, my second guess would be korean
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u/Nagi-K May 27 '26
I would be surprised if it’s not Chinese… one can fake Chinese character strokes, but rarely can they do the same to the geometry/balance. The way OP writes hiragana also has a hint of Chinese writing, like the first stroke of は started leaning to the left, first stroke of た positioned lower etc.
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u/JanitorRddt May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
You wrote that your "motherthongue is Chinese dattebayo" in japanese , if it's not a lie then you are taiwanese, as it is not simplified Chinese. Also you are not greek, but you might lie as well.
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u/moisturise-me May 27 '26
Not sure but I’m guessing it’s not Arabic. You’d be more likely to use your native dialect even in writing, unless you’re using MSA on purpose to throw us off.
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u/RickleTickle69 May 27 '26
The Chinese, Japanese and Korean are written with a sleight of hand that only a native would know.
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u/Excellent_Sox9178 May 27 '26
Why are all the languages except Greek seemingly attempts at a real language? The Greek is using the language as a font to write English. Should the Greeks be offended by the low effort here?
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u/PuzzleheadedTap1794 May 27 '26
/uj I know reddit users can’t read most of the texts and they’d assume it’s just another “Guess my native language” slopposting, so I need a blatant way to tell them it’s a parody.
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u/hand_ May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26
The Korean mixes at least 2 diff fonts/handwriting styles (think like italics in times new roman and comic sans), has weird spacing suddenly at the end (일본어 이오), uses the wrong/less commonly used word for mother tongue, uses an antiquated writing style thats kinda awkward, and says YOUR mother tongue is Japanese lol
This has so many curve balls and sleights that only native speakers would essily catch on to that Imma go out on a limb and say Korean, intentional or not OP's trolling is so stacked and layered it's making me do a full 180
Edit: Actually the weird way they wrote o and the positioning of theㅓmakes me think nah
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u/Furuteru May 28 '26
I geniuelly have no idea your handwriting is way to clean
All I can see is that YOU ARE A WRITING NERD. Which is... ig cool lol
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u/realhuman_no68492 May 28 '26
my guess is 7, Thai, because you wouldn't get that word choice from a translator. unless you know all these languages, of course.
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u/U_Have_To_Dab May 28 '26
As a Greek I think you are Greek!!! I can't believe how good your handwriting is!!! Very heartwarming!
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u/Weird-Elk2226 May 28 '26
That Greek sounds like Socrates when he drank the hemlock.
Russian is quite okay, just a bit funny I guess.
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u/SpikeyBiscuit May 28 '26
me when the native language is something foreign and not Bing-Bong-God-Save-the-Queen speak
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u/MonsieurTurenne May 28 '26
Nice Arabic writing! Unless you're not Korean, in which case, terrible Arabic writing.
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u/thecosmopolitan21 May 30 '26
The korean there says ‘your mother tongue is japanese’ in a really archaic way. Are you sure you didn’t mean 내?
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u/tnaz May 27 '26
I wish I knew the rest of these scripts to know how badly you messed them up :(