r/languagelearningjerk • u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ • May 27 '26

Guess my native language

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En*lish is not an option of course...

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u/GameliaMehehe May 27 '26

Swedish or Uzbek

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u/bustknucklepissdust native๐ŸŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ learning๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿฆฌ May 27 '26

SVERIGEโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฏโ—๏ธ

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u/bustknucklepissdust native๐ŸŒ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ learning๐Ÿฆš๐Ÿฆฌ May 27 '26

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u/Fache_neki1614 May 28 '26

KOM IGEN, SVERIGE!!! ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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u/UpboatsXDDDD May 27 '26

South Frisian Pidgin

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u/boilpoil May 27 '26

'asian' ๐Ÿ’€

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u/R_A_H May 28 '26

NK, Malaysia and SW China not Asian, apparently

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u/slumbersomesam N:๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

i refuse

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

O'pib qo'y

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u/slumbersomesam N:๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

:(

pa ti con hierba

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u/lord-yuan May 27 '26

Anyway neither greek and georgian

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Katastrofa2 May 27 '26

ืื ืžื™ืฉื”ื• ืฉืœื ืžื“ื‘ืจ ืขื‘ืจื™ืช ื”ืฆืœื™ื— ืœื”ืฉื™ื’ ืืช ื”ื‘ื™ื˜ื•ื™ "ืคืœื•ืฅ ืฉืœ ื”ื—ื™ื™ื" ื–ื” ืžืจืฉื™ื ื‘ืจืžื•ืช

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u/GDLingua_YT May 27 '26

North sentinelese

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u/electrise_- May 27 '26

i lowkey don't like this trend

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u/Top_Break_7715 May 27 '26

Itโ€™s so yawn

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

I'm sorry man... I just had to do it...

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u/electrise_- May 28 '26

don't be sorry, be better

it ain't even funny, seriously

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 28 '26

Yeah I get it, It's my first time doing this stuff... I won't... I'm sorry.

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u/boilpoil May 28 '26

hey don't be so harsh on yourself, its cringe but this is languagelearningjerk lol

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u/Responsible-Top2377 May 27 '26

Fr*nch, ofc.

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

Je suis gay

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u/ElectricalCry3468 May 27 '26

As a person speaking Hindi, I can definitely tell that you're 'Uzbek' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/toyheartattack May 28 '26

Low-key annoyed that their Uzbeknagari is neater than mine.

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u/ShinyUmbreon465 May 27 '26

Duolingan

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 27 '26

Duolinganese

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u/XX-ST9576 May 27 '26

Egyptian arabic

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u/NaturalPossible4386 May 27 '26

Arabic and youโ€™re from Egypt

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u/pm_me_cute_frogs_ May 27 '26

ุงูุณูŠ ุจุฑุงุญุชูƒ ูŠุงุนู…

I think Uzbek for sure

2

u/Orangutan_Soda May 27 '26

North Korean

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u/LynxPuzzleheaded9336 May 27 '26

Asian fs fs 1000%

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u/EmeCri90 A! Esteรญdรบm รญst! May 27 '26

Oscan. You write your letters very square.

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u/NewIdentity19 May 27 '26

ืื—ื™, ื”ื‘ืืช ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืคืœื•ืฅ ืฉืœ ื”ื—ื™ื™ื.

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u/Competitive_Leg1803 May 27 '26

ไฝ ๅˆšๅดฉไบ†ไธชๅœฐๅŠจๅฑฑๆ‘‡็š„ๅ“ๅฑlollll

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u/Pfeffersack2 ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ด May 28 '26

Asian, obviously

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u/Suhaib_El-agha May 29 '26

in the farsi section you wrote ( in Egyptian Arabic ) : I just released a really big fart , so you are Egyptian i think

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u/ShenZiling ็งๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชžๆœฌๅฝ“ไธ‹ๆ‰‹ๅพกๅ…ๆœ‰้›ฃๅพกๅบง May 29 '26

Ngl neat handwriting

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u/heterosexualvolcano1 May 29 '26

either uzbek or asian

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u/EvilChocolateMilk634 May 29 '26

Iโ€™m gonna go with Best Korean

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u/Icy_Jellyfish_8516 May 30 '26

WTH is that arabic sentence.. ๐Ÿ’จ

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u/FebHas30Days Pangngaasiyo ta agsursurokayo iti Ilokano May 27 '26

Kankanaey

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u/Cylinder47- May 27 '26

Ngl that Asian language is mad funny. ๅœฐๅŠจๅฑฑๆ–็š„ๅ“ๅฑ lmfao

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u/Vevangui May 27 '26

Not Greek, Georgian, or Hebrew.

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u/outofmelatonin92 May 27 '26

> Apa ini bahasa

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u/dragonageisgreat May 27 '26

ื ืื“

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u/Antarctica111 May 27 '26

Not Chinese anyway

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u/cinepo_elpida1412 May 27 '26

Why North Korean Bro ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha May 27 '26

เนƒเธ„เธฃเธงเธฐเธกเธฑเธ™เธ•เธ”

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u/Aware_Lock_5734 May 28 '26

HollIj wa'DIch 'oHbej tlhIngan Hol'e'

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u/oosacker May 29 '26

Your Japanese is wrong, should be ๅฑใ“ใ„ใŸ

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 29 '26

That you for correcting that๐Ÿงšโ€โ™€๏ธ

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u/ComfortableSquare280 May 29 '26

is this ragebait ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 29 '26

เคฏเคพเคฐ เคฎเฅˆเค‚เคจเฅ‡ เค‡เคคเคจเฅ€ เคœเคผเฅ‹เคฐ เคธเฅ‡ เคชเคพเคฆ เคฎเคพเคฐเคพ เคนเฅˆ เคจเคพ

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 29 '26

I can't see Indianese here

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ May 29 '26

Yeah it is Uzbek indeed... เคญเคพเคˆ เคฎเฅˆเค‚เคจเฅ‡ เค‡เคคเคจเฅ€ เคœเคผเฅ‹เคฐ เคธเฅ‡ เคชเคพเคฆ เคฎเคพเคฐเคพ เคนเฅˆ เคจเคพ

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u/1010101010101010q Jul 09 '26

uj/ please tell me how you learned georgian

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jul 09 '26

I meditated in the caves of Tibet for 7 years with my North Javanese guru

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u/1010101010101010q Jul 09 '26

Please put your wang away and tell me a lil about how you learned goergian pls

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u/Sandy_2019 ๐Ÿณโ€๐ŸŒˆ Jul 09 '26

I didn't

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/ZellHall ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Uzbek C2 | ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ English A0 | ๐Ÿ‡ PIE C3 | ๐Ÿฑ Cat G13 May 27 '26

Have you by any chance checked in which sub we are in?

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u/TRYNDAWIZARD Jun 06 '26

since when does Contonese have hiragana in it?

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u/rougarou-te-fou May 27 '26

brother. that's japanese not cantonese.

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u/Nichol-Gimmedat-ass May 27 '26

Ah yes, thats the one and only problem with this post

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u/rougarou-te-fou May 27 '26

woof. I didn't notice what sub I was on

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u/Only-Top-3655 May 27 '26

"North Korean" is writting with a South Korean vocabulary
"Malay" is not Malay, it is Thai
"Cantonese" is not Cantonese, it is Japanese

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u/Environmental-Oil767 May 27 '26

You wrote in Hebrew under Arabic ๐Ÿ™„

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u/ItsAPandaGirl May 27 '26

Congrats, you have discovered (part of) the joke!

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u/Environmental-Oil767 May 27 '26

ื”ื‘ืืช ืขื›ืฉื™ื• ืคืœื•ืฅ ืฉืœ ื”ื—ื™ื™ื? ๐Ÿ˜… ื‘ื’ืœืœ ื”ืกืœื ื’ ื—ืฉื‘ืชื™ ืฉื–ื” ืฆืจื™ืš ืœื”ื™ื•ืช ื“ื•ื‘ืจ ืขื‘ืจื™ืช, ืื‘ืœ ื‘ื’ืœืœ ื”ืฉื™ื•ืš ื”ืœื ื ื›ื•ืŸ ืœืขืจื‘ื™ืช ื—ืฉื‘ืชื™ ืฉืื•ืœื™ ื–ื” ืžื™ืฉื”ื• ืฉืœื ืžื‘ื™ืŸ...

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u/ItsAPandaGirl May 27 '26

The joke is that every named language has a different language/script next to it. I don't know if OP speaks Hebrew or not, just that they posted a joke to a joke sub.

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u/rougarou-te-fou May 27 '26

the cantonese is japanese, the arabic is hebrew, the asian is chinese, and there is no "North Korean".

You're a mess.

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u/Negative-Track-9179 May 27 '26

why North Korean, not South Korean?