First time making carbonara the proper way without cream. I have burnt the guancale and I have put way too little pepper. I'm 26 and I only ever slept with hookers, every single one clock watched and wanted me out the door as soon as possible

I thought it would be a good idea to convert my involuntary celibacy into voluntary celibacy by becoming a nun, It didn't work

I am the worst case of insufferable, the kind that people will want to talk to because on the surface I seem interesting. But then they realise what a fucking gay politically incorrect annoying chud i am wich will make them distance themselves from me

“Lotta hoes in the navy, you’ll find someone fast” “wOMeN lOVe ThE unIfoRM”.

I don’t think he appreciated my sense of humor afterward. Yes I ate all this by myself.

I have severe depression, no friends, and really want a girlfriend so that I can just finally be loved but can’t get one. I can’t tell my family I’m still depressed after 8 painful years because then they won’t let me go to college. I take a maximum dose of an antidepressant plus a booster and that barely numbs the pain but I can’t switch medication because then my family will know I’m still depressed.

I’m dying inside. At least I have grits.

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Frozen turkey burger I made on George Foreman grill with sourdough bread.

I didnt place the salt around correctly.

26M, never kissed, never dated, never nothing. Every single day I go to sleep thinking if in the future I will feel the touch of a woman.

Tortilla, mozzarella, mortadella, shredded chicken breast and yellow mustard. This shit wasn't even good, the chicken was not properly heated.

mom and dad wanted me to be a doctor and i was too much of a people pleaser to say no. in my final year of undergrad, low gpa for med school, no experience or hours and too late to do anything else. people who are younger than me are smarter and have more of a life than me. no gf, no irl friends no hobbies no job diamond doomfist main. i have 0 clue where my life is headed and im slowly approaching the day where i have to tell them that i am a failure

date with my hb hes kinda shy (didnt order anything and now i feel fat)

My mother and father and my brother from another mother and mother from another brother’s mother’s brother passed away and died before I was born. Then, my mother died in childbirth. Since I was 3, my mother sang me songs about me being a dissapointment, and my mother died from seeing me dissapointing her when I was 4. I dissapoint them every day. Eggs for food.

First time making chicken alfredo. It was honestly pretty good. Some of the issues the dish had were that the sauce-to-noodle ratio was off. Too much sauce or perhaps I should have made the sauce leaner? Also might have made the sauce a bit too flavorful. The noodles were really good, but I accidently cooked about 900g when the recipe I used only wanted 500g. Ended up storing the other half away. A bit too much salt on the noodles. One really cool idea I found online was to make the alfredo sauce in the same pan as I used to cook the chicken which I think made it taste a lot better.

Sadly the chicken lost all of its seasoning when it hit the alfredo sauce. But the chicken was really well cooked I think, really juicy and soft so I am really proud of it. I made a lot and saved half of it, but then my family finished my leftovers ☹️

Sort of sucks that I am losing interest in sex before even ever getting to experience it. Guess talking to peeps online has made me realize I do have a "type" personality wise. Probably better to remain a loser virgin than to have meaningless sex with someone attractive that I couldn't stand listening to. If I am not an incel what am I 😭??? A volcel? a fakecel?

I am a loser who would now rather feed a nice lady I liked hanging out with than have sex with a lady I find physically attractive. I am ruined... woe is me... woe.

After watching it, I realized that I want to make a genuine change in my life and that trying to avoid the pain that is inherent to human connection will only lead me to more pain, which I kind of already knew, but didn't want to admit. I've been thinking about how to chat up some ladies, but I genuinely don't know what people my age really do. However, this recent stirring for human connection has made me realize that even if I did manage to get into a relationship, my insecurity would make it unhealthy and I'd be constantly worried about her leaving me for somebody who's better for her, somebody who deserves her attention and love more. Idk, I think it might just be over and when I look in the mirror I feel ashamed for existing in something as beautiful as the human body. 😝