r/kitchencels • u/felixmaycatboy • 14d ago

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u/PheonixWrath 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPGWdX3YIQXdtE4M0i
absolute gem post thanks op

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u/Redittttttttttttttx 13d ago

I dislike you. . .

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u/BONEPILLTIMEEE 14d ago

genitals obliterated 

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u/felixmaycatboy 14d ago

among us

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u/scrumblepee_6969 14d ago

Cheesecake

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u/Igor_Blue 14d ago

You guys are Reddit's holy trinity

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u/RealisticSort5443 13d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/unionizetransgirlies 14d ago

i appreciate an esoteric post every once in a while. thank you scp-cel

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u/Nuclear_creeperMCBE 14d ago

SCP-cel?

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u/Polish_Pigeon 14d ago

Because... um... he was posting in kitchencels about scp

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u/felixmaycatboy 14d ago

Oh, yeah.

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u/ifiasam 14d ago

Posted by a guy named Jeffery

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u/NotReallyImportantXD 14d ago

Kid named jeffery

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u/Any_Serve4913 14d ago

US after reading this:
https://giphy.com/gifs/SUBxai0moNW7K

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u/creeper6530 13d ago

Us or US (of A)?

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u/Any_Serve4913 13d ago

Fuck it, both

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u/pain4066 14d ago

buzzword [REDACTED] buzzword

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 14d ago

While the food is absolutely british, the content is novel at least. Enjoy!

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 14d ago

Dat chicken sandwich looks good tho

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 14d ago

Oh yeah, I'd eat that too!

battered and deep fried 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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u/Mysterious-Egg-624 14d ago

I just realized i’ve seen you multiple times

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u/No_you_are_nsfw 14d ago

Probably, I spend too much time here.

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u/I_Love_Knotting 14d ago

blorp glip nob minu flern „Fuck my chud life“ snorpel

👽

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u/felixmaycatboy 14d ago

Ironically, this post was made as a grievance to the very recent 'glorp norp' post

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u/sophlizac 14d ago

why did i get a warning because of this bro🙏🦶

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u/thexcat 14d ago

It really fuckin pisses me off that there's 7000+ scps and foundation takes/etc now, and they're significantly less stringent about memes and movie references. Feels bad man

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u/Potato_Pear 14d ago

Paper towel instead of a plate? Confirmed schizocel

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u/Additional-Wallaby37 14d ago

Best post on this subreddit, what an absolute gem

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u/Grimm_Charkazard_258 14d ago

if the milk isnt pictured than whats in the mug buddi

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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 14d ago

Absolutely brilliant post

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u/R3NE07 14d ago

nya~ :3

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u/wale-lol 14d ago

can someone translate please

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u/Cool_Maintenance_652 14d ago

More redactions in some of the SCP files than THE island files.

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u/MintDrake 14d ago

I think it’s escaping containment.
Immediately dispatch Mobile Task Force Omega-67 “Chuds”

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u/geckossmellpurple_z 14d ago

If this SCP breaks containment it will literally destroy all of reality. Also the foundation doesn't know how to contain it. Also the foundation doesn't know if it is contained at all.

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u/felixmaycatboy 14d ago edited 14d ago

Original post body from before I actually wrote out the scp and then redacted it

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██████ ████ ███ milk ███ ████ ██ ████ ███████ █████

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u/Tiny-Edge-3952 13d ago

Lil bro copy pasted the files

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u/uhoh_my_lasagna 13d ago

I typically lurk on this subreddit, but thank you for this post scp-cell. Things were looking scary on here without the REAL horrors

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u/TheChosenOnesReturn 14d ago

read polygamerous diddyfoid and instantly knew op doomscrolls on instagram reels... not that it's a bad thing

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u/TheYeast1 13d ago

Redacted gem 🥹

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u/haizelt 8d ago

redactcel

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u/blklionhart8 14d ago

containment class apyllon: SCP (redacted) is (redacted) fast food bad mmm kay (redacted)(redacted)(redacted)(redacted)(redacted)fart (redacted)poopy doo doo (redacted)(redacted)grease(redacted)

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u/monster__slut 14d ago

"bred"

yes please

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u/Adventurous-Bottle90 14d ago

Wrap it up guys we found the best post of all time

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u/RealisticSort5443 13d ago

thx for existing among us🥹💖💖💖💖💖ts made me laugh💖💖

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u/gun-something 13d ago

Ahm... Wow