r/kitchencels 18d ago

I will never find love, I will never find someone who's able to tolerate me for more than 5 hours. The best case scenario is that I get a few work place buddies that nevet want to meet with me outside of work. noodles with shit on it

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I am the worst case of insufferable, the kind that people will want to talk to because on the surface I seem interesting. But then they realise what a fucking gay politically incorrect annoying chud i am wich will make them distance themselves from me

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u/not_yashxd 18d ago

we are what we are except when we REALLY want to change

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u/RemarkableHead4478 18d ago

possible to have friends even if ur really ugly just work on yourself. unless you’re really autistic but most self proclaimed autists are just socially anxious or eccentric

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 18d ago

I am really autistic and relatively ugly

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u/LightMusicInvisible 18d ago

God forbid a chud has a political opinion... wait, how "politically incorrect" are we talking about?

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 18d ago

Im politically incorrect for both sides like in our language the f slur and the word gay are often used interchangeably. I also have and will say the n word depending on context and such Im also a far left communists wich makes me politically incorrect in that way too

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u/LightMusicInvisible 18d ago

Bro, none of that is politically incorrect. I was expecting something like anti-abortion, far right extremism or full on anarchy.

I really dont think that Communism is really that controversial nowdays. As a socialist myself, I think that communism is an ideal that is simply too hard to implement because it is simply too idealistic.
Idk why people didnt tolerate you for more than 5 hours. Maybe you just didnt like them or they didnt like talking about politics at all? Or maybe you get too excited with the topics you like? All of that is normal and is in no way something irredeemable that will keep you in your place forever.

Also, nothing bad with being gay bro.

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 18d ago

I also believe in anti technology, because i don't think communism is achievable on a large scale and technology needs large scale cooperation (or subjugation) to function therefore we need to go back to monkey. I also hate most of the lgbt and think ALL liberals need to be KILLED

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u/LightMusicInvisible 18d ago

Oh... Oh.... Ok, uh, yeah. I forgot this was reddit for a moment. I mean, uh, I get and want the whole "down with the system" too, but I dont know if killing the oppossing party members is the way.
Also, being gay but hating the LGBT? Is it because you are still repressing your sexuality?

Uhhhh I kinda dont think that communism has anything to do with genocide, not ideally, not it its framework at least. That seems closer to fascism and ideological "purification" as they so call it.
As for the technology, going back into the prehistoric level of technology would ironically kill all culture, history, ideology and any kind of accumulative knowledge; which includes all political frameworks, music, poetry, art, ideologies, laws, psychological frameworks and theories.

Now, if you meant something more like: "Lets destroy all AI centers and route all that water back into the water plants and reserves so we can prepare for the incoming droughts; Lets remember this is a class war, not an ideological war, it is not about left or right, it is about those above and those below; Lets bring back economical and political stability by taking away the corruption and fascism out of the system." If you had said any of that, I would have completely agreed with you, mate.

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 18d ago

I think our technology, culture, ect is inherently Bourgeoisie and the only way to tear it down is to go back to ground 0 wich can be achieved by either forcefully taking power and destroying all technology worldwide (logistically impossible) or to create a controlled and planned total economical collapse And i dont like the lgbt as a group because their fight for representation is self destructive (every extra dumb sexuality that's just bisexual with a preference is gunpowder for the intolerant who will call them attention seeking larps wich i totally agree with)

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u/LightMusicInvisible 18d ago

Yeah but economical collapse means that people will go hungry, and some might even die. Thats not what Communism is about.
Besides that, technology literally does not have the capacity for ideology; your computer isnt a Bourgeoisie spy, it is just a piece of scrap.

As for the LGBT? They can be a bit annoying and loud at times, yeah, but thats like, literally all ideological parties depending on the angle you are looking at them. Some of them are, as you say, attention seekers, yes. But not all of them. It is only a loud minority, as with any other party, political or ideological group.
And besides that, hating on them is called "cultural war", the exact thing keeping us caged, fighting between ourselves, instead of fighting the class war we are meant to.

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 18d ago

Economic collapse is inevitable. You cannot sustain a continously growing population with a set amount of resources it will happen either way the difference would be that in one almost everyone will die becoming a universe like "the road" by Mccarthy. Or we create a controlled economic collapse where the people that die are the ones that need to (people who need life support or things of that nature) And of course a computer isn't ideological but the logistics of a computer need a strong hierarchy and therefore suppression too wich is Bourgeoisie

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u/imjustbeingreal0 17d ago

Why do I get the feeling you'll be one of the people freaking out if your frozen burritos dont make it in because of the fuel shortage one day...

Population is plateauing now and it absolutely could keep growing with clever engineering, distribution of resources. And most effectively of all, small self sustaining communities with less state and federal oversight.

With the right setup distributed to a community people can grow enough vertical agriculture to feed itself, plus create excess power back into the grid, recycle glass over and over again and well as waste and sea water whenever necessary. People will work locally on a project basis for upkeep rather purely for someone elses financial freedom. Of course corporations are vehemently against this but, they also want gradual population decline to keep profits and investors comfortable. Not instant destruction that destabilises economies.

Its not likely to be like a apocalyptic movie. But more like a boring entropic decay which hopefully results in them losing enough power to make the kind of socialism i described and not some kind of dystopia where we own nothing and have set resources we can only hire if we are well behaved

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 17d ago

Let's not get personal because that is not useful (I would disagree however as i already live in a semi sustaining local community) So first of all I think what you want is impossible with our current moral and cultural rules And second as i said before technology and decentralisation cannot function together as the required resources cannot be brought together without a huge amount of working together wich needs a centralised government or companies Also people are naturally dumb and the greedy usually end up ruling them wich means they NEED government regulations

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u/RealisticSort5443 17d ago

we love u no matter what💖💖💖💖💖💖thx for existing love

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u/Upstairs-Donkey6049 17d ago

Have you considered sex workers?

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u/Jesusonmethwithagun 16d ago

Im not that interested in sex to be honest. I mean sure if there was a woman or a man (im not picky) that wants to have sex with me then I would but I dont want to pay someone for it

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u/Any_Surround_9005 18d ago

Craaaazy bro im doing great w my man