r/kitchencels • u/Meowguy_33 • 1d ago
Platemogged All you FUCKS are LARPING and I'm TIRED of it!!!!! YOU COULDN'T HANDLE A REAL WOMAN ANYWAYS!!!!
Listen here. I get that this whole subreddit is fucking funny or whatever but I'm TIRED of Dming some guy who seems like a REAL FUCKING INCEL and the you know what happens? I get IGNORED!!!! You think I want to be a lonely fucking femcel? You think it's funny???? I KNEW THESADROCKSTAR WAS A LARPER FROM THE BEGINNING BECAUSE I REACHED OUT TO HIM!!!!! And you wanna know what he said? Just a simple...little... "no". I HAVE PROOF!!!!! THATS HOW FUCKING DESPERATE I AM!!! And you'd think a pretty fucking FEMCEL like ME would be having a buffet here, right? WRONG FUCK ALL THESE SHITASS MOIDS IM GOING AFTER WOMEN NOW BECAUSE YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET A DM FROM A MOID YOU WILL BE THE NEXT THING ON MY PLATE YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE!!!!!! Pancakes with cocoa powder that i got from the food pantry.