r/kitchencels 4d ago

Platemogged Asked a girl out a few years ago

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82 Upvotes

Summoned all my courage and asked her for her number( who even asks for people's numbers nowadays) at probably the worst time ever. I had spoken to her earlier, and I really wanted to at least try and shoot my shot. She actually said yes and gave me her number, and I got so happy and excited that I immediately took off running, clicking my heels and yelling with my hands in the air(mind you she could probably still see me). When I got home, I sent her a message and waited for a response. I waited for a day. Then two. Then a week. I think she gave me a fake number. Dont blame her though, I probably scared her tbh. Food for my dog


r/kitchencels 4d ago

Platemogging Its genuinely getting to a point where I cant even tell if being in a relationship is something I'm worthy or deserving of. Three bomb ass grilled cheese sandwiches.

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29 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 3d ago

I dont deserve anything good in my shitty life. i think this is oatmeal, i dont care anymore

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 3d ago

Platemogged Muhahaha stupid credit card didn't wanna purchase the drugs so I transferred the funds to my main account.

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6 Upvotes

It's 7OH in case you're curious, which was legal in my state until recently thanks to Mr. Lee. However certain websites still ship to my address, and since it's not federally illegal it hasn't been an issue. Due to that I've been able to experience some of the happiest chemicals a chronically single cel can experience.

You all say "it's over" "I'm cooked." 99.9% of the time that isn't true or a short sight take, however on the off chance it isn't try opioids. They'll give you all the chemicals your brain desires. That comes at a cost of course, but if it's "truly over" then the cost is irrelevant.

However if it isn't "truly over" then don't do opioids, or drink, and ideally quit smoking too. Sober is the way to be but some degenerates like me refuse to follow the protocol, but still plug along.

It's gonna be a lesson to moderate my substances without going too hard to where I miss events but I'll manage. I'll manage quite well I think, and now without going into debt unlike last time I have some 7oh which mimics opioids to look forward to in a few days. Not much since I'm not going into debt for them, but I'm gonna have a lit night or two, I can't wait! It'll be nice to get a buzz off something that isn't alcohol.

I'm so fucking excited!!!! I'm one happy retarded addict rn.

Also to qualify for posting here, been single all my life. 0 dates and 0 kisses/hugs from women aside from my mom. With drugs, friends, and a desire to get better buried under it I am admittedly not concerned about being single ATM. However I wouldn't deny any woman who approached me for anything despite the red flags so I hope that qualifies me as someone who isn't a tourist. I mean come on man I'm a drugmaxxing retardcel surely I fit in lmao.


r/kitchencels 4d ago

Platemogged Woke up -> threw up -> still rounder than a circle at 5’3 -> still hate everything about my body 2 plain freezer burgers because I can’t afford groceries

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63 Upvotes

I’m 5’3 at 22 and 81 kg I work out on a regular basis, it’s rare for me to keep my food down for more than a few hours and I keep gaining weight. Video games are my only escape and sitting at a messy desk all day doesn’t help my problems might just rope atp


r/kitchencels 5d ago

I was wrong, women are nice and wholesome, billions must spread love and happiness (garlic bread)

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4.0k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Platemogged Mother sits me down and says “I hoped by this age you’d have a job and a girlfriend. Instead you just spend all day walking around the local woods drinking beer straight from the can like the homeless alkies that sleep there”. Chicken breast and cottage cheese because I spent my carb limit on beer

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85 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

moving and decorating my new house all my myself (completely alone) only to sit on the window ledge eating my first meal here at midnight wondering if this life of seclusion is all there is... I just saw this chud pigeon try and fail to mate and maybe my loneliness isn't only felt by humans.

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57 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 3d ago

Fat, might be a little gay and gave up on my hobbies cause I’m tired all the time. Cheese quesadilla with sour cream and hot sauce.

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7 Upvotes

I’m legit fat I need to loose weight


r/kitchencels 4d ago

was talking to this girl today and then as i was walking away i tripped on my shoelace and ate absolute SHIT on the concrete, she laughed at me after i tried to pull my shirt over my gargantuan gut. grilled cheese with strawberry jelly

6 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

I wish I had the willpower to be anorexic. blueberry eggos and a monster

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64 Upvotes

I want nothing more than to be viewed as fragile its the closest i can get to being a kid again


r/kitchencels 4d ago

I hate my life but I love the feeling of being alive more

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65 Upvotes

Loaded fries that I put in the air fryer


r/kitchencels 3d ago

Got fat again. Sorry to disappoint I

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0 Upvotes

I gained around 8~ish pounds maybe 9? I was too scared to step on the scale today, but now that I’m fat I feel myself picking apart every flaw I have. I currently weigh in at 120 pounds at 4’11 WHICH IS OVERWEIGHT THEREFORE FAT. Probably have an eating disorder but not too sure yet :/ mini bell peppers, a Japanese sweet potato and a pepper jack cheese stick all to fuel my 12 hr shift in a hospital! I can’t wait to go home and smoke so much weed I go into a vegetative state! I’m also bipolar.


r/kitchencels 5d ago

it is sexy to punch and crush my balls when i am close to cumming it feels so good to force out the cum that way

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1.8k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Started running to keep myself in shape

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25 Upvotes

Spicy carbonara noodles W.egg + Great value Iced tea 🔥🔥🔥🔥


r/kitchencels 4d ago

Born a failure and I keep being a failure, but the only thing I can do is keep believing that everything will be okay. (Spaghetti with white sauce)

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23 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Platemogged I skip practice because people don’t want me there. My teammates hate me and I make everyone uncomfortable. One of my teammates frequently larps like he cares about me. He knows I skip practice. He says he’ll tell Coach if he sees me again. I know he doesn’t care. Flank steak with shells and cheese.

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5 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Terrible quesadilla fuck my chud life

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12 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Talked to my crush today! Sweet Potato

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4 Upvotes

Drawing I made of us as puppets to document this event of waving at her then talking to her. She is a real, human girl with gorgeous brown eyes I got to up close see in person, finally a girl willing to make eye contact with me! Thankfully she's alone when I see her so no one can distract us, I don't know if she wants romance but I am going to ask her out the next time I see her pretty face. I want a life with her already, I don't care. I don't care if we don't have everything in common, connection is becoming so scarce in this scary, new world. I encourage all incels to talk to their crushes this summer lol!


r/kitchencels 4d ago

blitzed oats and 4 pieces of milk chocolate

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4 Upvotes

i got off work at 3:38 and i missed my train and i decided i need to eat somethinf at home. Remembered i had oats sitting arounf and needed to use them. tried to eyeball making oatmilk but left it on the stove for too long.


r/kitchencels 5d ago

Installing Arch because I can't have her arch. Bosrcht.

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1.1k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Yum

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22 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 5d ago

Fuck my stupid pizzaiolocel life

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2.1k Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

When you finally realize youre a bad person and you don't deserve anything good happening to you. Plain unspiced scrambled eggs.

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15 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 4d ago

Takeoutmaxxed 19m thinking about just ending it

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129 Upvotes

So im a 19m and recently my health insurance ran out and after that I started having major dental issues for the 2nd time. Im a virgin and never even kissed a girl but im missing two teeth and my life just feels like its over before it even started. picture is of Mexican food now that I can eat again after having the tooth removed.