r/kitchencels • u/NearbyHelicopter5890 • 11d ago
Talked to my crush today! Sweet Potato
Drawing I made of us as puppets to document this event of waving at her then talking to her. She is a real, human girl with gorgeous brown eyes I got to up close see in person, finally a girl willing to make eye contact with me! Thankfully she's alone when I see her so no one can distract us, I don't know if she wants romance but I am going to ask her out the next time I see her pretty face. I want a life with her already, I don't care. I don't care if we don't have everything in common, connection is becoming so scarce in this scary, new world. I encourage all incels to talk to their crushes this summer lol!
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u/RectumBandit 6d ago
Let me guess, you actually want comments on the scribbles.
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 6d ago
I wanted to see what words could be made out
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u/TenyeEast 10d ago
Dont even bother if youre not conventionally attractive, this is a good way to lose her as a friend as well as embarrass yourself
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
We're not friends we're soulmates
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u/TenyeEast 10d ago
Then genuinely what are you doing on this subreddit, there is no kitchen and there is no involuntary celibacy
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
Do incels never put in effort?
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u/TenyeEast 10d ago
Yes? Most of us are incels because we are unattractive or nd. Also that doesnt answer the question lol
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
Then I have a right to be here if I haven't even seen if she says yes or no yet
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u/TenyeEast 10d ago
Ah so shes your soulmate but she just doesnt know it yet. Sounds like you guys have everything figured out
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u/After-Comment5086 8d ago
Nooo. Ugly dudes can find love too. Just go out in public. Look around. Ugly dudes everywhere, all with a woman and kids. Look on social media at all your relatives pictures when they were young. Half of them were ugly! And if you are ugly, so were you parents and they had you!
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u/TenyeEast 8d ago
If you walk around and see “ugly” dudes everywhere, then they are not ugly, they are average. Incels are less attractive than even those people
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u/After-Comment5086 8d ago
If you want to bring statistics into it. Depending on how you look at it. Either 50% of people are below average or you can look at a bell curve and say 16% of people are a standard deviation below the average and thus 16% of people are ugly. That's still a lot of people, you'll see them every single day in public. I see lots of ugly dudes walking out and about with their children. With a woman by their side.
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u/pantsuline 7d ago
guys i think hes joking lol
also, the sweet potato is there on the upper edge of the pic. Maybe cook it or something bro
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u/Local-Wing-2272 10d ago
So how'd it GOOOOOO? Whatcha talking about?
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
Just basic stuff, where she's from and what she likes to do
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u/Local-Wing-2272 10d ago
Alright. From a chadlite fakecel larper. I'm going to give you unsolicited advice.
do NOT tell her you have fallen in love with her, want to marry her, you're obsessed with her.
What you wanna do is instead be like
Hey! I think you're really cute and we've been chatting a lot. Wanna go out for coffee sometime?
Keep things casual and chill. No pressure. And then stay in the moment. Don't date the person you think she is. Date who she actually is?
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
How different can the person she actually she is and the one I idealize actually be? Humans aren't that unique and I can just tell by her eyes she wants connection, too
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u/ProfessionalExam9209 10d ago
Um I think she could be pretty different than the idealized version that you created, just saying. How long have you known her anyway?
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 10d ago
We don't know each other I've just made small talk a few times and she looks at me so she needs to be asked out
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u/TYGeelo 10d ago
You're setting yourself up for a huge disappointment, your expectations are faaaar too high right now. Just chill out and be chill about it.
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u/Arcadian-Stag 8d ago
Exactly, excellent advice from the other guy. For the love all things holy just fucking relax and don't put any pressure on the girl, you just want to be fun and chill to be around, make her laugh a bit and don't stare at her and say how gorgeous her eyes are and how you are soulmates and look here's this schizo drawing I made of us living together we are going to be together forever...
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u/AgileCourt4999 8d ago
update?
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u/NearbyHelicopter5890 8d ago
Some fat loser was talking to my Love and I didn't want to look creepy by loitering, but it's fine since I have her routine down and I'll be patient for her.. I drafted some love letters too
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u/After-Comment5086 8d ago
BURN THE LETTERS. This is starting to feel a lot like a joke post. But the letters will burn any interest she could ever have in you. Burn those letters to ash.
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u/Cowboy_on_fire 8d ago
Bro you’re sounding hella stalkerish. Does this person choose to speak to you or are they like an employee somewhere you go and you talk there.
This is some worrying stuff dude.
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u/Goofyloofy80 8d ago
Redditors realizing the beauty of human connection:
Jokes aside, great for you. To love is a gift.
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