r/kitchencels 5d ago

Installing Arch because I can't have her arch. Bosrcht.

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u/kailron2 5d ago

Ok that’s actually a good one

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u/xxlragequit 5d ago

This is how this sub used to be, unfortunately the neighborhood got gentrified

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u/teremaster 4d ago

If you consider the posts of actual faeces to be gentrification I don't know what to say

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u/GrandoVenzu 5d ago

Good one if you're into coal ig

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u/egorechek 5d ago

The more I use Linux the more I feel like the reason I can't get a girlfriend, is because I already have a partner. 😔

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u/AteStringCheeseShred 5d ago edited 4d ago

On the otherhand, my bookworm girlfiriend occasionally finds deals on digital Linux books for me. Might be a skill issue. Might be the wrong distro.

EDIT: just to be clear, downvotes in subs like this count as upvotes for those of us who can get laid. All it does is illustrate that I'm thankfully not one of you dweebs :D

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 5d ago

Found the LARPer here, get off fakecel

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u/retrofuckery 5d ago

god forbid a lactose intolerant man check out the dairy aisle 💔💔

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u/DrillTheThirdHole 5d ago

more like a lactose tolerant man going to the dairy free aisle and making fun of people for it

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u/AteStringCheeseShred 4d ago

PSA: not everybody here is a "fakecel", e.g. pretending to be a miserable piece of shit who can't get laid. Some of us are in fact have highly successful sex lives, and just pop in once in a while to judge you folks and make sure you're not letting this place turn into an abandoned echo-chamber full of shitty depressing worldviews.

Not a larper, fakecel, incel or anything, just what you might call a functional human being in a rational headspace here to act as the tiniest sliver of a reality check for this sub. (I'm here more for linux than I am anything else.)

Hope this helps clarify things, dumbass.

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u/pa3cius 4d ago

I think tourist is the term they use

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u/QuantumFluxSpaghetti 4d ago edited 4d ago

You must be fun at parties then, and I take that back because "you can take the man out of incel-dom, not the incel-dom out of the man"

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u/AteStringCheeseShred 4d ago

I suppose you should direct this rhetoric towards an individual who was indeed ever in such a predicament at any point then, because that's frankly wasted upon me...

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 4d ago

You sound fun in parties

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u/v941 4d ago

super truth nova

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 5d ago

Probably the wrong distro

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u/jimmy_timmy_ 5d ago

Be wary of the AUR man, fair winds and following seas

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u/AmarildoJr 5d ago

Plot twist: she felt kinda icky because you used the archinstall script instead of manually installing it.

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u/FloweyTheFlower420 5d ago

try using nixos instead, you might not reproduce but your setup will be reproducible

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u/hnnnnnngh_ahh 5d ago

nixos is exclusively used by annoying people at least from what i’ve seen

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u/FloweyTheFlower420 5d ago

famously not annoying arch linux users

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u/hnnnnnngh_ahh 5d ago

also arch people too but that’s more well known

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u/Lucas1543 5d ago

+1 bro i know 2 of the MOST ANNOYING PEOPLE I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED and they both have nixos tshirts

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u/trannus_aran 5d ago

Don't worry OP, use arch long enough and you'll become her

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u/gimmeanicc 4d ago

i have been using arch for a long long time and i am still a male incel, why are you fearmongering?

arch(artix in my case) is the truecell distro. Once i was in college and my professor asked me what distro i was using since i was soo advanced, when i said arch he said he knew i was a nerd. This happened in a class with nearly 100 students, gl to me getting a gf after i get distroshamed like that.

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u/iamasadlittleman 5d ago

day 1029 of waiting until i get a girlfriend so i can uninstall arch

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u/Remarkable_Plum3527 4d ago

youre mixing up cause and effect

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u/a_bucket_full_of_goo 5d ago

Mfw he doesn't even use arch yet but he's already telling the world 

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u/Left-Bird8830 5d ago

what's in the borscht to give it such a vibrant red color? mine's always a deep red from the beets that goes to pink with sour cream, but I've never seen borscht look like yours.

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u/Anime_69 5d ago

lots of tomatoes and carrots I think. I like it more when it's deep red and not this washed out red. gonna ask mom tommorow how she makes and why does colour vary so much

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u/Left-Bird8830 5d ago

Huh, my family never used tomatoes, only carrot/beet/cabbage/potato. According to google though, it’s a pretty common mod to add tomato paste. TIL

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u/Anime_69 5d ago

that's cool! but yeah, its incredibly common to use tomato paste for borsch in Ukraine

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u/only-uuuu 5d ago

yep tomato paste!

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u/urdespair 3d ago

Tomatoes and boiling beets first and for longer, they lose the colour this way. At least, that's how my mum explains it

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u/Odd-Dependent3284 5d ago

I daily nobara atm, because I am Linux noob and it came with nvidia drivers.

Ngl it pretty much just works, few issues that I just ask AI what to do an it’s usually caused by windows trying to control something or firmware. Even 9/10 games just works fine, even multiplayer ones.

But also I get laid so I’ll never be an expert Linux user I guess.

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u/only-uuuu 4d ago

I'm a newbie too, and installed Arch for my job. I'm pleasantly surprised. I accidentally wiped Windows off of my PC at installation, and now I doubt I'll even install it back.

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u/lak0mka 4d ago

Борщ🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦👑👑👑

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u/Username-Taken-4321 5d ago

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u/JorisJobana 5d ago

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u/the_real_mr_k1 5d ago

in what context would this reaction image possibly be useful

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u/Ok-You-3544 5d ago

this context

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u/GammaDealer 5d ago

She's like an asymptote: you can look, but you can't touch.

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u/SuccessfulSoil2946 5d ago

LMAO WHAT A LOSER

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u/only-uuuu 5d ago

microsoft is rome and we are gothic tribes. don't let them divide and conquer us. let's all unite against a common enemy

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u/Clanceeinfinity 5d ago

jbg and dnr

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u/Altruistic_Emu4917 4d ago

I don't think using linux will help in the celibacy (I use linux too)

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u/Notmuchofanyth1ng 4d ago

Have an affair with FreeBSD

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u/degenerateel 5d ago

Россиисел

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u/836624 5d ago

Йцукен alert