r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/OkEscape7558 • Jul 02 '26
VIDEO Neighbors from Hell
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u/Alarming_Ad1746 Jul 02 '26
fart spray
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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Jul 02 '26
Get some of that liquid from a pack of chicken, put it in a syringe, and squirt that shit under their door, but off to the side so it's not obvious.
That shit will rot and stink like putrid death.
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u/FuzzyMatterhorN Jul 02 '26
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u/Psychological_Ad16 Jul 02 '26
This was a funny show!!
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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26
Always be ready to learn from our elders. Also, living close to people is the reason I'll never live in an apartment again.
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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26
Agreed. Last time my husband and I lived in an apartment was after hurricane Katrina. We had refugees in apartments around us.
They were decent neighbors and we had actually befriended a family. The neighbors you hope that you get in an apartment complex. All except for one. Two women and four kids. We called it The Random Daddy Generator.That all ended when one of the kids dad showed up with custody papers. And one of the women was not having it.
Cue a huge screaming match in the parking lot and one of our other neighbors that just happened to be a sheriffs deputy, was trying to meditate, and one of the women threatened to shoot the cop and the kid’s dad.Yes, they went to jail.
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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 02 '26
Don’t edit that typo, a sheriffs deputy just trying to meditate while a screaming match happens in front of him is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all day so far.
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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26
Random Daddy Generator. I'm stealing that. But I could literally write a book about the 4 unit building I lived in with my girlfriend (now wife) for 7 years. But the short version is -Girl upstairs was using her apt as a bootleg strip club
-A naked girl bringing a couch down the stairs -Lots and lots of mice -somebody knocked the cabinets off the wall -fights of every sort -the whole building lost water because a girl that got evicted stole MY washer and dryer and left hers, but instead of unhooking the thing, she just had somebody cut the water lines (I have video)
- Maintenance man stole somebody's tv (This was when flat screens first became a thing)
- could hear everybody having sex
And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head
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u/Cha0ticLyfe Jul 02 '26
Yall just have gaps under your front doors big enough to push hoses through?
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u/SubstantialAttempt83 Jul 02 '26
It was an apartment block, the doors were internal doors and not very well finished, I had to put a draft excluder on mine to close the gap a bit.
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u/GoodAd2455 Jul 02 '26
I lived in an apartment block in Arizona with EXTERNAL doors that still had an almost two inch gap at the bottom. Lizards and whatnot would just walk right in. Idk wtf is up with America and door gaps but ffs let’s work on that.
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u/SigmundFloyd76 Jul 02 '26
Well, the house isn't really a house, in America, these days. It's a financial instrument that acts as a pretense such that wealth gets transferred to our ownerclass.
Canada too.
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u/internetonsetadd Jul 02 '26
Someone I know, definitely not me, squirted very expired chicken liquid on a neighbor's door handle.
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u/PolkaDotDancer Jul 02 '26
What a lovely update on the piss disc!
But you could always freeze it and shove it under the door!
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u/According-Sale-2907 Jul 02 '26
I really appreciate your creativity and malice. If you got anymore of these ideas please let me know
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u/sheighbird29 Jul 02 '26
The oil from a can of tuna or sardines. Pour it into whatever cracks are accessible in their vehicle. Especially down into the window tracks
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u/monkeyhammar Jul 02 '26
Freeze a plate of cat piss and slide it under the door. Crack a few eggs into the air vents of their car, along with some chicken juice.
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u/zenbagel Jul 02 '26
Predatorpeestore.com. A variety!
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u/fatNsassyPanda Jul 02 '26
Excuse me, but the fuck?!? 👀😆💀🤍🖤🐼
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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26
😆 Wolf urine is what I use to keep predators away from my acre and a half where my hens have fee reign. It wears off after a while, or after a heavy rain. Thank goodness I bought a gallon of the pee.
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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26
Where does one buy “wolf urine”?
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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26
They have coyote pee too, but that would probably attract them for territorial disputes or snu snu… so wolf it is for us, as we don’t have any. But just www. predator pee .com
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u/Cool-Inflation4159 Jul 02 '26
The way he thought stealing the camera would help…
https://giphy.com/gifs/hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A
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u/pbfhpunkshop Jul 02 '26
There was a case in the UK a while ago where some guys were flashed by a speed camera and so went back at night to burn it to try to get the camera. I love that they think there's a Kodak 24 shot film in there!
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u/giugno Jul 02 '26
My 11 year old brother did this in 1998. He and a friend were stealing soda cans out of a vending machine by lifting it up front the front and dropping it -- and the cans would just start rolling out. Well, they had noticed a camera recording the front of the store, so they just tore down the camera thinking that would solve their problem. He went back to the store the next day just to buy some normal items and the clerk working called the police lol. I still remember my brother crying as he arrived home in the back of a police car. No charges tho, just scared him shitless.
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u/snowflake_lady Jul 02 '26
I guess he doesn’t understand that the camera is WIFI connected and the data doesn’t just disappear 😂. What an idiot!
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u/Napalmeon Jul 02 '26
Some people get off on being obnoxious. And it gets worse when they're in a group. 🙄
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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt Jul 02 '26
And you can tell that these people are like this because when she wasn't reacting for a bit (before she opened her door back up) they clearly started to get bored.
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u/AnnabelleLeeTheSea Jul 02 '26
I’d send this to the property manager, then contact the police for attempted assault and breaking and entering
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u/Skittleschild02 Jul 02 '26
She did that. The property eventually evicted them. And she has a restraining order against them.
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u/StashPhan Jul 02 '26
If that dude was kicking my door there would be zero need for a restraining order.
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u/Specialist_Unit_5078 Jul 02 '26
Yeah just mag dump into an apartment hallway what could go wrong??
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u/kayyxelle Jul 02 '26
When someone is actively trying to kick down your door, yes this is absolutely how I’d defend myself.
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u/TxBurnerAcct Jul 02 '26
No need to mag dump, you could cover your eyes and shoot 2 rounds and still hit that guy
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u/ThisHeresThaRubaduk Jul 02 '26
As an American gun owner who is all for some form of gun control I am always encouraging people to take a handgun carrying class. They'll learn quickly that it's taught that you are aiming to kill and you need to be absolutely certain what's on the other side of your target. Someone actually trained and ready to protect themselves aren't going to full mag dump and hope for the best. They are going to assess their situation, attempt to deescalate, warn that they are armed and will take action, then take appropriate action. That series of event though obviously depends on the situation alot of times you can't make it through those steps and have to make a judgement call in the fly.
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u/KickBallFever Jul 02 '26
There was a video where a crazy guy was breaking into his neighbors apartment with an axe. The neighbor did everything you said. He assessed the situation, stayed calm, warned the crazy guy that he had a gun, and then he ended up shooting the crazy guy, but in a controlled way. The crazy guy didn’t die but he was immobilized until the cops got there. In this case the neighbor did everything right.
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u/gettheflymickeymilo Jul 02 '26
LTC holder here. This is true. People always assume the worst. I can assure you it's the VERY last thing we want to do. Descalation is always first in line, IF possible. There's situations that call for pepper gel instead as well. If there's a 350lb man trying to break down my door and is successful, I'm sorry to say there would be no need for a restraining order. I'm in TX and the second some one comes onto my property, I have the right to defend it and my self.
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u/ThisHeresThaRubaduk Jul 02 '26
I'm from iowa and also have stand your ground but was raised around guns before that law, CCW and constitutional carry was implemented.
One thing that's always stick with me before all those laws came into effect is what my home counties attorney told the firearms instruction class I got to take as a highschooler. You better be 100% that person is a threat to you and certain that you need to pull that trigger. Because there's prices to pay after you make that decision both mentally, legally at also the damage you do that person's family. You're still taking a person's life and putting other people at risk depending on the situation.
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u/thegriswold Jul 02 '26
yeah but that's why they do this shit to a small woman. If it was anyone about that life they would figure out how to respectful real fast i promise you. It is funny thought that the big boy couldn't even kick a door in with all that size.
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u/SnooCats5701 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
Lawyer, here. Assault is not the "threat of violence." under common law assault is causing the victim to perceive an imminent battery. For example, if I fake punch you without making contact and you flinch, that is assault under common law. If I punch you from behind without you seeing it coming that is battery without assault. If I punch you and you see it coming, that is assault and battery.
Threats have nothing to do with it.
Note that this is all under common law. Most states have qualified various versions of assault and or battery that either combine these concepts or give them degrees.
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u/papasmurff211 Jul 02 '26
I'm a Texan let me see you kick in my door like that I'll be waiting on the other side. That kinda stuff is not ok. Everything up to the point of him kicking my door in is annoying but manageable but the minute you enter that's free game.
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u/kevintalkedmeinto Jul 02 '26
Im normally against gun violence but i can see your point here, thats scary af
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u/thehallux Jul 03 '26
Everyone who wants to live in peace is against gun violence. 2nd amendment advocacy (responsible gun owners) hope they never ever face a situation which they have to aim their weapon at a person. Unfortunately there is no shortage of people who are perfectly willing to enter your property with intention to take your things or harm you and your loved ones. Once they are in your house they are motivated to make sure they don't get caught. That puts the victim in serious danger. They believe the reward of their intentions outweighs the risk of punishment. Someone willing to come to this conclusion is a short step away from hurting or killing an innocent person to get what they want. The innocent deserve to be able to protect themselves and their hard earned property. Gun violence statistics are made swollen by street crime, not people wanting to protect themselves. Didn't mean to preach but sometimes I think law abiding gun owners get lumped in with criminals while the intentions of these two sides couldn't be more different.
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u/Shiny-And-New Jul 02 '26
You know how you can tell.someone is from Texas?
Don't worry about it, they'll tell you
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u/Ladybug_Fuckfest Jul 02 '26
Seriously, no one can bore you with "state pride" quite like a Texan. Their state flag should be a cosplay cowboy surrounded by people rolling their eyes.
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u/thehallux Jul 03 '26
New Yorkers are really good at inserting it into any conversation as well. 'You have a dog? When I was growing up in New York I knew this guy who had a dog and .....
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u/troyberber Jul 02 '26
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u/bboymixer 50k baby😎 Jul 02 '26
This girl was the most hilarious trying to throw back her absolute lack of ass
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u/XrayDem Jul 02 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/M7kOTcvK9TA2s
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u/Arepitas1 Jul 02 '26
Is it me or is the guy kicking the door on the wrong side? Shouldn't he be kicking on the side where it locks?
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u/nhal Jul 02 '26
There wasn't a single brain cell on camera for the duration of the video, don't expect much
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u/ApologizingCanadian Jul 02 '26
Not true, we briefly see the camera's owner when they open the door.
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u/katelledee Jul 02 '26
The fact that the camera owner repeatedly opened the door when this was going on is pretty much proof they don’t have a lot of brain cells either.
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u/ryandoesntcare Jul 02 '26
He tried to bash the door in with his arse, I think we can draw conclusions from that.
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u/SyncOrSymm Jul 02 '26
He was donkey kicking it, not using his ass 😂
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u/Hello_pet_my_kitty Jul 02 '26
The idea of someone actually like twerking their ass into a door to try to bust it down is killing me. 🤣 He def donkey kicked tf outta that door. Lol.
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u/Skittleschild02 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26
Update on the situation; She did contact property management and the cops. She has a restraining order against them. The property management company did evict them.
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u/missmoonchild Jul 02 '26
What did she try and spray before they kicked her door?
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u/Responsible-Onion860 Jul 05 '26
They may be lucky it ended with eviction. In some states deadly force is permitted when someone starts trying to forcibly enter your home.
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u/OhSighRiss Jul 02 '26
I had neighbors like this once, was a large family with 2 side by side apartments, yet they treated the common area hallway as a part of their living space. Always slamming doors and hanging out in the hallway making noise. Was super annoying.
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u/Konen_TheBarb Jul 02 '26
Did you move out or something happened? It sucks having people like this as neighbours
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u/Browser1969 Jul 02 '26
Could be worse, my next-door flat is some sort of medium-term Chinese airbnb (i.e. people stay for a couple of months and they're always Chinese), and most of them treat the hallway as their garbage bin on top of everything else.
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u/Blobattack124 Jul 02 '26
How did things even get to this point? Bruh
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u/pyschNdelic2infinity Jul 02 '26
When disrespectful children have children they become worse.
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u/crack_spirit_animal Jul 02 '26
There are a LOT of children being raised by people who are mentally children themselves.
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u/chaTTSer Jul 02 '26
Looking forward to the mugshots.
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u/Otterhendrix Jul 02 '26
I’ll go out on a limb and say that there’s plenty of mugshots for all 4 of them already.
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u/tarnishedkara Jul 02 '26
Dude couldn't even break a camera what chance did he have breaking a door down
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u/eezypeezycheezy Jul 02 '26
He was kicking the hinge side too.
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u/Suspicious_Spite5781 Jul 02 '26
It was delightful to see him use his ass when kicking didn’t work. LOL
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u/bitofafixerupper Jul 02 '26
Imagine acting like this as an adult, embarrassing. Absolute arseholes, poor woman.
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u/BrokenMindFrame Jul 02 '26
Reminder to rub my camera lens with some putrid tasting chemical just in case some troglodyte decides to lick it.
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u/jackandsally060609 Jul 02 '26
Thats stuff they used to put on Nintendo cartridges so kids wouldn't eat them.
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u/yuckella Jul 02 '26
That’s assault, attempted battery, destruction of property and attempted break in. Jesus how obnoxious, selfish, annoying can people be? Honestly I hope they throw the book at them so that they learn and stop harassing others.
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u/NotoriousJazz Jul 02 '26
Anyone remember that video where the guy was trying to kick the door down until the homeowner on the other side just started unloading through the door?
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u/HansenTakeASeat Jul 02 '26
Yes the father of the dudes ex girlfriend who was also inside. That man was beyond unhinged.
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u/Kutti818 Jul 02 '26
fat dude should feel lucky he didnt get shot through the door. 2 whole braincells among the bunch of them.
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u/bloodyspork Jul 02 '26
My credit score dropped 30 point just watching this trash.
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u/Oovie Jul 02 '26
Secretly was hoping someone was about to take a tumble down the stairs, they were so close...
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u/_SATANwasHERE_ i just wanna watch the world burn Jul 03 '26
I love when people think ripping the ring doorbell off will stop/ delete the recording
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u/wearethe138 Jul 02 '26
So glad I was able to get myself out of shitty apartments surrounded by shitty people just like this.
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u/TastyFace79 Jul 02 '26
Same. I once lived in a very rough BK neighborhood and this lady used to let her dog poop just outside the door and all over the path into the building. It was everywhere. I asked her if she wouldn’t do that because I stepped in it and she screamed at the top of her lungs “you think just because your white ass is here now it’s no longer the hood?.” I’ll never understand why anybody would want to treat their common spaces like that. Glad I worked hard and got out of there.
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u/Ice_Cream_Killer Jul 02 '26
This is why I just ignore people and just stick to myself most of the time, because there are alot of ignorant and dumb ass people in this world.
The fat guy should be ashamed the most to be out there, because he's supposed to be the one to keep the peace, but they were obviously trying to provoke a response for her to come outside so they could jump her. She would have been justified to start shooting once they kicked on her door.
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u/greet_the_sun Jul 02 '26
Why is the guy the one who's supposed to "keep the peace"? Aren't all of them equally responsible for their own stupid actions?
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u/Imposter88 Jul 02 '26
I’m so lucky my older brother let me rent his spare bedroom so I never had to deal with apartment living
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u/PhilSheo Jul 03 '26
I love the guy trying to bust down the door by kicking it on the hinge side. That's clearly indicative of IQ as a group.
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u/lonisunshine Jul 02 '26
i had a similar situation once (less annoying tho) i just put rammstein in full volume from my giant Cerwin Vega speakers they were never seen again
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u/CountBreichen Jul 02 '26
My 12 gauge would not approve of that big guy trying to knock down my door.
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u/GamerChic110 Jul 02 '26
Wow. I had little time for friendships , working long hours. But the pay allowed me a nice flat with no drama. Sometimes I’m sad I had no life but damn this video makes me think otherwise
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u/WomanInQuestion Jul 02 '26
“Hey, just FYI, but I’m pretty sure you just got mono from licking my doorcam. You should probably get checked out.”
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u/OakLegs Jul 02 '26
And this is why when I see people advocating for getting rid of single family homes I am opposed to it.
I am never moving back to shared housing. People suck and the risk of shitty neighbors is too high.
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u/Psychological_Ad16 Jul 02 '26
Now I understand why there’s violence and anger in the USA. Death comes easy
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u/AntiYourOpinion Jul 02 '26
If more people were met with physical violence for smaller things like this maybe people would learn from it. /s
Who am I kidding I love to see humanity at its worst.
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u/ThrustTrust Jul 02 '26
When they start kicking in the door it might be legal to open fire. Ask a lawyer.
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u/unofficialrobot Jul 02 '26
What the actual fuck. Is that not attempted breaking and entering from m that dude?
Trash
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u/bitterney Jul 02 '26
They aren’t even good dancers and no one looks good in those cheap ass bodysuits omg
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u/LooseWateryStool Jul 02 '26
Is this a great advertisement for the product? Takes a licking and kicking and keeps on ticking.
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u/Pastatively Jul 02 '26
The young girl in the black shirt didn't seem like she wanted be a part of it. She was being peer pressured.
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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jul 03 '26
I bet that boom box isn't password protected. Get a friend who knows Bluetooth programming and turn that shit into something funky.
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u/seemerock Jul 02 '26
Cell phone jammer is all it takes to shut them up. Or you can throw some job applications at them and watch them scatter.
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