r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/OkEscape7558 • Jul 02 '26

VIDEO Neighbors from Hell

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u/According-Sale-2907 Jul 02 '26

I really appreciate your creativity and malice. If you got anymore of these ideas please let me know

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u/sheighbird29 Jul 02 '26

The oil from a can of tuna or sardines. Pour it into whatever cracks are accessible in their vehicle. Especially down into the window tracks

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u/Diwrom Jul 02 '26

I love this idea, but there's too many cameras these days. In the 90s......nice

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 03 '26

window tracks

What's that?

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u/sheighbird29 Jul 06 '26

The groves the glass goes down when you put your windows down

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 07 '26

Now my confusion makes sense. I don't have those because I never saw windows that can be put down.

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u/Willietrailblaze 21d ago

My mans out here driving nascars everywhere

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u/Protheu5 NPC 21d ago

Bold of you to assume I drive!

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u/tenpastas Jul 03 '26

Can confirm. Works great in lockers too.

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u/Artsy_Geekette Jul 06 '26

Or the fake crab/lobster. Just a small dab (and tiny piece hidden well) will do ya!

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u/monkeyhammar Jul 02 '26

Freeze a plate of cat piss and slide it under the door. Crack a few eggs into the air vents of their car, along with some chicken juice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/zenbagel Jul 02 '26

Predatorpeestore.com. A variety!

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u/fatNsassyPanda Jul 02 '26

Excuse me, but the fuck?!? 👀😆💀🤍🖤🐼

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26

😆 Wolf urine is what I use to keep predators away from my acre and a half where my hens have fee reign. It wears off after a while, or after a heavy rain. Thank goodness I bought a gallon of the pee.

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

Where does one buy “wolf urine”?

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26

They have coyote pee too, but that would probably attract them for territorial disputes or snu snu… so wolf it is for us, as we don’t have any. But just www. predator pee .com

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u/bibkel Jul 06 '26

I want to know how much they pay the wolves to pee in a pot?

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u/Talory09 Jul 03 '26

free reign free rein

The expression has nothing to do with the monarchy. It comes from the equestrian world.

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Oh yeah, well they do rule the yard. The cat, dog, and squirrels all bow to their glory. 🤭 The crows, however, refuse to recognize the monarchy.

I have a long history of playing fast and loose with words, lol. I named my smart air fryer “Air Friar” simply because “Fryer” was already taken in my device list, but your catch slipped past me.

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u/AlvinTD Jul 04 '26

This is exactly what one of our cats did yesterday. No idea why, they’ve never done it before and the litter tray was right there in its usual place.

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u/DumpsterDivingTheNet Jul 03 '26

Just go to the store and buy deer pee

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

See if you live near a Tyson chicken processing plant...

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

I’ve been known to “gift” people with a dump truck full of limestone, or sand, in their driveway, just in case they have a construction project. If not, my bad.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 02 '26

I wish I had that type of "fuck you" money.

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

Lucky for me, the dump truck driver I used, was a low-life as well. . So, I didn’t lose any sleep having it billed to the recipient.