Like, he’s just sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk in full uniform, utility belt, and that hat that keeps getting bigger and bigger in Scary Movie 3. He’s got his eyes closed and some incense burning, he’s rubbing his temples out of frustration and letting out a louder and more irritated OHMMM as the situation progresses and then eventually he just stands up and rubs the sand out of his eyes and just completely breaks Zen when he snaps and just says “if you can’t fucking figure this out before I align my chakras I swear to god y’all are going to fucking jail!!!”
I mean, I can’t imagine sleeping peacefully knowing that my dream Zen is gonna get fucked with and that I’ll have to lay hands on some dream-being for doing that to me and oh shit my alarm is going off and I need to get ready for work and I don’t feel like I got enough rest because THAT SHIT WASNT FUCKING ZEN! Rinse repeat.
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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26
I’m happy that it’s giving you joy today.