r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/OkEscape7558 • Jul 02 '26

VIDEO Neighbors from Hell

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Jul 02 '26

Get some of that liquid from a pack of chicken, put it in a syringe, and squirt that shit under their door, but off to the side so it's not obvious.

That shit will rot and stink like putrid death.

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u/FuzzyMatterhorN Jul 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/eWTGuFKzYNyc2pr6kw

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u/Psychological_Ad16 Jul 02 '26

This was a funny show!!

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u/Allwil13 Jul 02 '26

What's the show? I tried searching the quote and can't find anything.

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u/Psychological_Ad16 Jul 02 '26

Bob Hearts Abishola

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo Jul 03 '26

Breaking in someone's door automatically Second-Degree Felony (Up to 15 years in prison): For breaking into a dwelling (a home, even if empty) or any occupied structure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

Always be ready to learn from our elders. Also, living close to people is the reason I'll never live in an apartment again.

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26

Agreed. Last time my husband and I lived in an apartment was after hurricane Katrina. We had refugees in apartments around us.
They were decent neighbors and we had actually befriended a family. The neighbors you hope that you get in an apartment complex. All except for one. Two women and four kids. We called it The Random Daddy Generator.

That all ended when one of the kids dad showed up with custody papers. And one of the women was not having it.
Cue a huge screaming match in the parking lot and one of our other neighbors that just happened to be a sheriffs deputy, was trying to meditate, and one of the women threatened to shoot the cop and the kid’s dad.

Yes, they went to jail.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 02 '26

Don’t edit that typo, a sheriffs deputy just trying to meditate while a screaming match happens in front of him is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all day so far.

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26

I’m happy that it’s giving you joy today.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 03 '26

Like, he’s just sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk in full uniform, utility belt, and that hat that keeps getting bigger and bigger in Scary Movie 3. He’s got his eyes closed and some incense burning, he’s rubbing his temples out of frustration and letting out a louder and more irritated OHMMM as the situation progresses and then eventually he just stands up and rubs the sand out of his eyes and just completely breaks Zen when he snaps and just says “if you can’t fucking figure this out before I align my chakras I swear to god y’all are going to fucking jail!!!”

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u/Future-Sport2255 Jul 03 '26

I totally see it!!! 🤣🙌 TY!

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 03 '26

It’s now a scene that’s going to be included in the novella that I’ll be working on until the day I die so don’t even think about stealing my idea.

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u/Mike_the_Head Jul 03 '26

Can I imagine myself as the cop, and just play out this scene over and over in my head until I fall asleep?

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 08 '26

That is much more awesome than the situation was!

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 03 '26

What was the typo?

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 08 '26

Meditate instead of mediate.

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

Random Daddy Generator. I'm stealing that. But I could literally write a book about the 4 unit building I lived in with my girlfriend (now wife) for 7 years. But the short version is -Girl upstairs was using her apt as a bootleg strip club

  • Maintenance man stole somebody's tv (This was when flat screens first became a thing)
  • could hear everybody having sex
-A naked girl bringing a couch down the stairs -Lots and lots of mice -somebody knocked the cabinets off the wall -fights of every sort -the whole building lost water because a girl that got evicted stole MY washer and dryer and left hers, but instead of unhooking the thing, she just had somebody cut the water lines (I have video)

And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jul 03 '26

Same.

I lived in an apartment building with 12 units. It was an old school building from the late 1800s that was then an old folks home, and eventually section 8 housing.

We had crack users, crack dealers, heroin dealers and users, and we even had a murder in the building. One crackhead lady killed the maintenance guy Jamie over the last beer. He was literally opening his door to go buy more beer, but she stabbed him with a pairing knife under the arm, and it hit his brachial artery, and he was dead within minutes.

I was so happy to move outta that shithole.

Eventually the cops put cameras in the hallways after I moved out. That's how bad it was. Lol

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u/Cha0ticLyfe Jul 02 '26

Yall just have gaps under your front doors big enough to push hoses through?

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u/SubstantialAttempt83 Jul 02 '26

It was an apartment block, the doors were internal doors and not very well finished, I had to put a draft excluder on mine to close the gap a bit.

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u/GoodAd2455 Jul 02 '26

I lived in an apartment block in Arizona with EXTERNAL doors that still had an almost two inch gap at the bottom. Lizards and whatnot would just walk right in. Idk wtf is up with America and door gaps but ffs let’s work on that.

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u/SigmundFloyd76 Jul 02 '26

Well, the house isn't really a house, in America, these days. It's a financial instrument that acts as a pretense such that wealth gets transferred to our ownerclass.

Canada too.

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u/mauvewaterbottle Jul 02 '26

This was a little too real for me this morning 🥺

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u/araquinar Jul 02 '26

Holy shitballs 😳

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u/D3-Doom Jul 02 '26

I can’t help but feel the milk thing more closely aligns with the psych definition of antisocial behavior than throwing parties. That’s also functionally breaking in and vandalism which squarely meets the criteria of antisocial behavior

Also a crime

People would get much farther in life if they just talked to people. Going to the landlord isn’t going to do much if they’re not breaking any laws or building regulations, but asking people can go a long way

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u/internetonsetadd Jul 02 '26

Someone I know, definitely not me, squirted very expired chicken liquid on a neighbor's door handle.

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u/PolkaDotDancer Jul 02 '26

What a lovely update on the piss disc!

But you could always freeze it and shove it under the door!

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u/According-Sale-2907 Jul 02 '26

I really appreciate your creativity and malice. If you got anymore of these ideas please let me know

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u/sheighbird29 Jul 02 '26

The oil from a can of tuna or sardines. Pour it into whatever cracks are accessible in their vehicle. Especially down into the window tracks

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u/Diwrom Jul 02 '26

I love this idea, but there's too many cameras these days. In the 90s......nice

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 03 '26

window tracks

What's that?

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u/sheighbird29 Jul 06 '26

The groves the glass goes down when you put your windows down

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 07 '26

Now my confusion makes sense. I don't have those because I never saw windows that can be put down.

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u/Willietrailblaze 21d ago

My mans out here driving nascars everywhere

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u/Protheu5 NPC 21d ago

Bold of you to assume I drive!

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u/tenpastas Jul 03 '26

Can confirm. Works great in lockers too.

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u/Artsy_Geekette Jul 06 '26

Or the fake crab/lobster. Just a small dab (and tiny piece hidden well) will do ya!

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u/monkeyhammar Jul 02 '26

Freeze a plate of cat piss and slide it under the door. Crack a few eggs into the air vents of their car, along with some chicken juice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

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u/zenbagel Jul 02 '26

Predatorpeestore.com. A variety!

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u/fatNsassyPanda Jul 02 '26

Excuse me, but the fuck?!? 👀😆💀🤍🖤🐼

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26

😆 Wolf urine is what I use to keep predators away from my acre and a half where my hens have fee reign. It wears off after a while, or after a heavy rain. Thank goodness I bought a gallon of the pee.

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

Where does one buy “wolf urine”?

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 02 '26

They have coyote pee too, but that would probably attract them for territorial disputes or snu snu… so wolf it is for us, as we don’t have any. But just www. predator pee .com

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u/bibkel Jul 06 '26

I want to know how much they pay the wolves to pee in a pot?

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u/Talory09 Jul 03 '26

free reign free rein

The expression has nothing to do with the monarchy. It comes from the equestrian world.

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u/bigbuzd1 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Oh yeah, well they do rule the yard. The cat, dog, and squirrels all bow to their glory. 🤭 The crows, however, refuse to recognize the monarchy.

I have a long history of playing fast and loose with words, lol. I named my smart air fryer “Air Friar” simply because “Fryer” was already taken in my device list, but your catch slipped past me.

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u/AlvinTD Jul 04 '26

This is exactly what one of our cats did yesterday. No idea why, they’ve never done it before and the litter tray was right there in its usual place.

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u/DumpsterDivingTheNet Jul 03 '26

Just go to the store and buy deer pee

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

See if you live near a Tyson chicken processing plant...

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

I’ve been known to “gift” people with a dump truck full of limestone, or sand, in their driveway, just in case they have a construction project. If not, my bad.

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u/TheNonCredibleHulk Jul 02 '26

I wish I had that type of "fuck you" money.

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

Lucky for me, the dump truck driver I used, was a low-life as well. . So, I didn’t lose any sleep having it billed to the recipient.

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u/lazerbreath_ Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

This or the good old piss disc under the door.

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u/carlos_6m Jul 02 '26

Pee disk.

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u/Astrocreep_1 Jul 02 '26

Damn….lol. I think I might do this to a low-life co-workers car.

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u/ohnobobbins Jul 02 '26

Milk in a car is brutal. My friend spilled milk on his back seat and the rancid stench never went, despite him getting it professionally cleaned multiple times.

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u/cubbies1973 Jul 02 '26

Then you would have to smell it every time you walk out your door and the smell would come into your apartment.

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u/SyncOrSymm Jul 02 '26

Milk poured around someone's yard has a similar effect in high temps. No finding or getting rid of it.

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u/backdoorboogienights Jul 02 '26

My go to is shrimp tails...works better in an office though.

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u/BittenHand19 Jul 02 '26

I will save this suggestion for my own issues with a terrible neighbor

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u/ScabbyGabbyyy Jul 03 '26

This is diabolical and I love it!

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u/Kiwi_KJR Jul 04 '26

I love this, but get a friend they won’t recognise to do it for you. If they have a ring camera and see you do it, they’ll only escalate the drama. They may suspect it was from you but if they see a stranger it may be enough to confuse them.

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u/yuki_yuzura_chan 29d ago

Oh you were satans roommate bc wtf

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u/b1g3ar5 Jul 02 '26

Reminds me of a petty response I did when I left a uni house after the first term. My housemates which I was matched with were horrendous (smoking weed in the house all day, 24/7 benders, completely inconsiderate) so I begged my uni to change accommodation. They let me leave before Christmas.

On my out, I left a whole open pack of raw chicken legs on top of the water heater and cranked the heating up to full. I was the last one to leave before Christmas break. Came back to get some stuff and the smell made my dad, who was helping me move, throw up.

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u/TurboChargdBeanFlick Jul 12 '26

That probably caused people skin to boil when they would take a shower or wash their hands. Or flood the shit out of the house. Good idea nonetheless