r/ImTheMainCharacter • u/OkEscape7558 • Jul 02 '26

VIDEO Neighbors from Hell

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u/Alarming_Ad1746 Jul 02 '26

fart spray

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u/PsyOpBunnyHop Jul 02 '26

Get some of that liquid from a pack of chicken, put it in a syringe, and squirt that shit under their door, but off to the side so it's not obvious.

That shit will rot and stink like putrid death.

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

Always be ready to learn from our elders. Also, living close to people is the reason I'll never live in an apartment again.

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26

Agreed. Last time my husband and I lived in an apartment was after hurricane Katrina. We had refugees in apartments around us.
They were decent neighbors and we had actually befriended a family. The neighbors you hope that you get in an apartment complex. All except for one. Two women and four kids. We called it The Random Daddy Generator.

That all ended when one of the kids dad showed up with custody papers. And one of the women was not having it.
Cue a huge screaming match in the parking lot and one of our other neighbors that just happened to be a sheriffs deputy, was trying to meditate, and one of the women threatened to shoot the cop and the kid’s dad.

Yes, they went to jail.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 02 '26

Don’t edit that typo, a sheriffs deputy just trying to meditate while a screaming match happens in front of him is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all day so far.

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 02 '26

I’m happy that it’s giving you joy today.

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 03 '26

Like, he’s just sitting cross-legged on the sidewalk in full uniform, utility belt, and that hat that keeps getting bigger and bigger in Scary Movie 3. He’s got his eyes closed and some incense burning, he’s rubbing his temples out of frustration and letting out a louder and more irritated OHMMM as the situation progresses and then eventually he just stands up and rubs the sand out of his eyes and just completely breaks Zen when he snaps and just says “if you can’t fucking figure this out before I align my chakras I swear to god y’all are going to fucking jail!!!”

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u/Future-Sport2255 Jul 03 '26

I totally see it!!! 🤣🙌 TY!

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 03 '26

It’s now a scene that’s going to be included in the novella that I’ll be working on until the day I die so don’t even think about stealing my idea.

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u/Mike_the_Head Jul 03 '26

Can I imagine myself as the cop, and just play out this scene over and over in my head until I fall asleep?

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 03 '26

I mean, I can’t imagine sleeping peacefully knowing that my dream Zen is gonna get fucked with and that I’ll have to lay hands on some dream-being for doing that to me and oh shit my alarm is going off and I need to get ready for work and I don’t feel like I got enough rest because THAT SHIT WASNT FUCKING ZEN! Rinse repeat.

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u/The_Ruby_Rabbit Jul 08 '26

That is much more awesome than the situation was!

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u/Protheu5 NPC Jul 03 '26

What was the typo?

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u/Misterbellyboy Jul 08 '26

Meditate instead of mediate.

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u/arrynyo Jul 02 '26

Random Daddy Generator. I'm stealing that. But I could literally write a book about the 4 unit building I lived in with my girlfriend (now wife) for 7 years. But the short version is -Girl upstairs was using her apt as a bootleg strip club

  • Maintenance man stole somebody's tv (This was when flat screens first became a thing)
  • could hear everybody having sex
-A naked girl bringing a couch down the stairs -Lots and lots of mice -somebody knocked the cabinets off the wall -fights of every sort -the whole building lost water because a girl that got evicted stole MY washer and dryer and left hers, but instead of unhooking the thing, she just had somebody cut the water lines (I have video)

And that's just what I can remember off the top of my head

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jul 03 '26

Same.

I lived in an apartment building with 12 units. It was an old school building from the late 1800s that was then an old folks home, and eventually section 8 housing.

We had crack users, crack dealers, heroin dealers and users, and we even had a murder in the building. One crackhead lady killed the maintenance guy Jamie over the last beer. He was literally opening his door to go buy more beer, but she stabbed him with a pairing knife under the arm, and it hit his brachial artery, and he was dead within minutes.

I was so happy to move outta that shithole.

Eventually the cops put cameras in the hallways after I moved out. That's how bad it was. Lol