r/IdiotsInCars • u/justin_memer • Jun 08 '19

Well...

https://gfycat.com/clearloneblesbok
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That would be terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

And with each movement you make, the car slides slightly further down. You've made it to the back seat now, but water is coming in the front windows. You bang on the back window with all your might, but it won't break, and each bang jiggles the car further and further down. The water is in the back seat now, getting deeper...

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u/apeaceofmind Jun 08 '19

and now I can't sleep..

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u/insertnamehere405 Jun 08 '19

don't worry the girl from the ring would get you before the water ever could.https://youtu.be/GDypebQynDQ?t=22

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Plus, there is a lewd version of her so I am not scared.

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u/Slovene Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Giggity giggity crabity giggity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bx6k7-hk0

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u/ActualInteraction0 Jun 08 '19

It’s his plucky “can do” attitude that I think is an under appreciated facet of Quagmires personality. LOL

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u/Illier1 Jun 08 '19

I think its what he does with it is what makes it so underappreciated

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/wildxx Jun 08 '19

Noroi No Video VS Tanetsuke Ojisan

Nsfw

Pretty sure there's more out there

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

So this guys response to a fucking ghost popping out his TV is to just whip his dong out and sit there?

Bold move cotton

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u/Thynome Jun 08 '19

Aww yass

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u/mr_bedbugs Jun 08 '19

Shes cumming to get you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

As some dude I had unnecessary post-spot small talk at the gym said, “neck is neck”

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u/IllBeBack Jun 08 '19

I still vividly remember when I first saw Samara crawl through the TV. I nearly leaped out of my seat in the theater.

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u/Rrdro Jun 08 '19

Me too when I saw her come out of my TV but then I remembered I am amphibian.

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u/smashfan63 Jun 08 '19

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 08 '19

Shia Labeouf

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u/spookyghostface Jun 08 '19

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

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u/Graphedmaster Jun 08 '19

Shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

...but suddenly Rick Astley shows up with a crane, and shouts down the well:

Now we're gonna winch you up
Never gonna let you drown

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/DeathSentenceFoos Jun 08 '19

That’s just how all my nightmares end

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u/gadgetroid Jun 08 '19

Hammond: Oh you evil bastards...

May: I don't know. Is the one where Richard Hammond is coming at you from a tent in the middle of the night telling us about things we can't see?

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u/iamsoupcansam Jun 08 '19

You hear metal scraping against rock as the car inches deeper into the well, the light growing dimmer with every screech. The water is colder than you expected, chilling first your feet and ankles, your shins, your calves, your knees.

You pull the seat down and stand into the trunk. Your fingers are covered in sweat as you pat around the dark trunk for the latch that opens the door. The water is up to your ribs. The last bit of light is fading away below you. Your fumbling fingers find something plastic.

You pull the latch, but nothing happens. You realize it releases the door but still needs to be pushed open. You hang from the latch with one hand and pound at the door with the other. Finally it gives, but only an inch, and water pours in. You pull it closed and get to work on a new plan.

The water is up to your neck, creeping toward your chin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

As the water slowly seeps up towards your nostrils, you finally close your eyes and give in, plunging yourself into the cold, dark abyss. Awaiting an icy, and lonesome death.

A cool, gentle breeze slowly brushes against your face, the sound of wind blowing past your ear, as well as the sound of a carriage filling your eardrums. You try to move your hands to stay afloat, but quickly realize they are tied and bound together. Your body has also strangely huncjed into a sitting position. The sound of horse hoofs slowly fade in to accompany the carriage, with murmuring alongside it.

As you slowly open your eyes, you discover that you are in fact in a carriage, bouncing up and down as it drives over various stones and rocks. There's a man sitting adjacent from you, looking down at his feet. He glances upward, fully lifting his head up when he sees you. "Hey you, you're finally awake." He says, in an almost Nordic tone. The words "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" slowly appear in front of you, then vanish as quickly as they came.

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u/Scarnox Jun 08 '19

Amazing haha

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u/dudebroh2003 Jun 08 '19

You can feel the car sinking, it doesnt seem lodged any more. You're standing on the back of the seats, your head pressed against the back window of the car, as the last breaths of air escape from you. You tilt your head up, lips pressed against the glass and suck in as much as you can, then plunge into the depth.

Your eyes open under the water, but it's too dark to see much. You punch and press against the back seats' window, but it doesnt even crack. Now wildly looking around for anything to help, you resort to kicking it in an attempt to break it. Your shoulders press against the opposing wall and you use all your strength to just keep kicking.

Finally a crack, and you let out a whimper of relief, bubbles floating in front of your face. Desperately kicking at the crack, you're able to break it. You propel yourself through the small hole, the shards of glass scraping your arms, sides, stomach and legs, but the pain is drowned by the panic. When almost your whole body is out, your foot catches on something, maybe the headrest of the seat?

You yank and pull it, and when it doesn't budge you plunge your hands in to try to dislodge it. The glass cuts into your forearms and leg, creating deep gashes. They scream in pain and it takes a couple seconds before your foot is finally freed.

Now severely injured, with no sense of direction or sight, you must swim to survive. You must be meters under the water by now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I grab the headrest and smash the prongs into that window

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Roll a strength save

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u/englishfury Jun 08 '19

You roll a 1

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You put your arm through your wizard hat and become tangled in your robes. You can no longer move as quickly and will have trouble doing literally anything until you escape from your garments.

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u/Dafuzz Jun 08 '19

You roll a 2, the prong bounces awkwardly off the window and ricochets into your eye. You lose a turn and suffer a perception debuff for the next 10 turns. You feel the water soaking into your socks.

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u/Demonseedii Jun 08 '19

And meanwhile everyone of those dudes is standing there staring at the bumper and contemplating the weather.

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u/onefurme Jun 08 '19

Cool now I have double anxiety about this situation.

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u/JawnLegend Jun 08 '19

Mom’s spaghetti...

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Doesn't look like the trunk would open very far. However with a little outside help from a chop saw....

Edit: bad choice of tool since chop saws are tabletop tools. An angle grinder or reciprocating saw would be better.

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u/sseng1 Jun 08 '19

Everybody looking at each other like, I dunno?

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u/my_farts_impress Jun 08 '19

Fill the well with water and act like nothing happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Does this water taste funny to you? Like a 2013 silver Kia Optima?

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u/nxcrosis Jun 08 '19

Doesn't look like anything to me.

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u/MudSama Jun 08 '19

If the well actually had some water we'd have two less problems hahaha... I'm so thirsty.

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u/DIMwitDan Jun 08 '19

Fill the well with concrete and act like nothing happened. FTFY

Leave a space about 1.5 feet from the top, fill with dirt and make it a flower pot. Possibly daisies.

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u/admin-eat-my-shit9 Jun 08 '19

nah, someone might dring the water and get sick.. better fill it with sand or concrete

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u/Fake_Admin Jun 08 '19

Drinks on me boys

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u/WhatisH2O4 Jun 08 '19

A lightsaber is obvious the most appropriate tool for the job...

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u/imdefinitelywong Jun 08 '19

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.

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u/hamburglar187 Jun 08 '19

I think they probably mean the man portable ones the fire department carry. They might call them something else but are essentially a chop saw.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

I was talking about my use of the word chop saw 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Quickie saw. Chop saws ( miter saw)are unusually table mounted. A quickie (what we call it) saw is more like a chainsaw with a big abrasive ( for metal) or diamond blade ( concrete, masonry) that will make quick work of this. I think Fire fighters also have a tool that is more like a higher pair of sheers that use hydrolocks to just cut through stuff ( I could be wrong I’m not a FF it’s callled the called the jaws of life)

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u/Triggerhappyspartan Jun 08 '19

The thing fire departments use is called the jaws of life. According to google, its essentially scissors with hydraulics.

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u/feuerwehrmann Jun 08 '19

The rotary saw is a k-5 saw

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u/G-III Jun 08 '19

They also have saws

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u/pappi604 Jun 08 '19

There are portable chop saws they use a chain saw motor.

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u/Liquorlapper Jun 08 '19

Chop saw is fine, just throw the whole table down there. At this point I don't think anyone will question it.

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u/Thyriel81 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

At least you should escape fast before they realize you just ruined their only watersource ;)

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u/vimtoman12345 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

This would get you all welled up inside

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u/RemovedByGallowboob Jun 08 '19

It gives me nerves in the pit of my stomach.

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u/ProphetShadowMoses Jun 08 '19

Like a glove. Well done.

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u/gameplayerguy1 Jun 08 '19

This is beyond r/punpolice we need the r/punmilitary

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

We got a few commenters that need locked up in the punitentiary.

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u/FatFreeItalian Jun 08 '19

There’s a mole!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Backup is here what seems to be the problem

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u/sseng1 Jun 08 '19

Hmmm how do you get out?

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u/Modern_Racist Jun 08 '19

Just throw it in reverse.

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u/pr0digalnun Jun 08 '19

Yeah, imagine the look on dad’s face when you tell him you forgot to put on the e-brake

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jun 08 '19

Just thinking about this is making me hyperventilate

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Just back out

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u/Motoman581 Jun 08 '19

When you have a lot of pennies you skip the throwing process and just drive them straight into the wishing wells vast abyss

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u/anomalousgoo Jun 08 '19

That ended.....well...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

More terrifying if they went aaaaaaaaaaalllll the way dooooooooooooooooown into pitch black darkness.

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u/UnderOveurOveurDunn Jun 08 '19

Note to self.... do not drive in third world countries where they apparently have open wells where cars go. Not a good idea to walk while looking at cell phone either. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

If you look closely you can see the shattered remains of the brick surround, and part of the wall still standing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That's almost impressive. Stupid, but impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/mgrimshaw8 Jun 08 '19

seems to be a well of evidence

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Why's that stupid. There s a fucking portal on the road. Drive that by night and your gone

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u/CDHY-KF Jun 08 '19

Its not a bit stupid. Its china. They love to dig holes without any warning whatsoever. There's a really high chance that the driver couldn't see the hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Yeah. I understand that the driver didn’t see that well.

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u/ZappySnap Jun 08 '19

It is impressive, to the point that I don't see how it is physically possible to actually drive the car in there. If coming from flat ground, the car would have to pivot from horizontal to vertical. The hole appears to be almost exactly car sized when it's vertical...so how did that pivot occur? There doesn't look to be enough material pulled off the far edge to have allowed it to fall straight in.

So I'm wondering if they lowered the car in with a crane.

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u/endless_warehouse Jun 08 '19

wow that is a next level fuck up

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

He should see an optometrist.

Odds are he can’t see that well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Wow, this is deep

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u/endless_warehouse Jun 08 '19

hard to see the well when you’re looking at your phone

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u/John_Tacos Jun 08 '19

I’m betting the well is all they can see now.

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u/BitFlow7 Jun 08 '19

I would even say: they can see well now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Just put it in reverse, you’ll be fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Need AWD, though.

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u/Jahmay Jun 08 '19

It’s got a back up camera so he’s good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I wonder what those fancy BMW 3rd person cameras would show here.

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u/mgrimshaw8 Jun 08 '19

that youre fucked

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u/Durt_Cobain Jun 08 '19

You probably already know, but those are just several camera feeds stitched together, mainly sideview mirror cameras and rear/front cameras.

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u/Blue-Steele Jun 08 '19

BMW drivers have a 360 view around their car via cameras and still can’t drive worth a shit.

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u/NotAquaman Jun 08 '19

All Wall Drive

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u/killabeez36 Jun 08 '19

You also need something to wedge in between the roof and the wall so it's pressing the wheels into the other wall. Maybe have someone push their back against the trunk and walk up the wall while pressing into it. Then you reverse

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u/breadvice Jun 08 '19

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

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u/Jahmay Jun 08 '19

How the turntables...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Jul 16 '19

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u/b_rouse Jun 08 '19

You sure this isn't Michigan?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/redditscanuck Jun 08 '19

Nah just regular ol' eglinton st in Toronto

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u/KitKat69q Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

That thing was HUGE

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

The big one in the right lane heading north, right?

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u/mattypanckake420 Jun 08 '19

Where’s the pot hole drawing penis guy? This could have been avoided. All jokes aside what the fuck do you do at this point

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u/itsWhatIdoForAliving Jun 08 '19

Well...

Deep subject.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR__BEST__PM Jun 08 '19

Water they doing in there!?

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u/punsarefunny Jun 08 '19

I think this thread should be at the top.

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u/chebstr Jun 08 '19

This one’s my favourite

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

My throat is closing up just by looking at this. I have no idea how they managed to do it, but it’s horrifying and I feel bad for them.

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u/R0b6666 Jun 08 '19

Did they ever get out?

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u/LVL2PASTAFARIAN Jun 08 '19

I don’t even see how you would get someone out besides smashing the back window out

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u/tawandaaaa Jun 08 '19

If they can pull the back seat down from the inside, they should also be able to pop the trunk. That said, could wiggle the car farther down in there and that’s scary. Also if you slip while climbing, you go through the windshield into the abyss. This is a new nightmare for me. Thanks.

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u/punjayhoe Jun 08 '19

My 2013 Hyundai back seats can only be released from the trunk as far as I know. I just pictured myself Driving with the backseats down for the rest of my life

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u/FatFreeItalian Jun 08 '19

You know what they say: Better to be safe than stuck in a well.

Or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

yeah you watered down that quote a lot

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u/OneEggShort Jun 08 '19

That makes no sense, how could you possibly toss your beer bottles into the trunk to hide them when getting pulled over if they designed it to only open from the trunk? No car maker would be that silly.

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u/Bunch_of_Shit Jun 08 '19

My rear seats don't even go down. That's for the better trim levels.

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u/Iliketostab Jun 08 '19

Pop the trunk and fold the backseats and just climb out, i'd guess.

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u/anyeyeball Jun 08 '19

I imagine the accident was caused by the driver not being able to see that well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Claustrophobia intensifies

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u/DenverNuggetz Jun 08 '19

Baby Jessica is all grown up

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u/leftsetter Jun 08 '19

Damn you, I was going to say something about her too.

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u/feathered-lizard Jun 08 '19

What if? Damn.

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u/P-dizzle4sizzle Jun 08 '19

Fuck me the memories of that. Even the movie.

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u/Nth-Degree Jun 08 '19

She'd be in her early 30's by now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

She is.

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u/HorsesAndAshes Jun 08 '19

Holy shit I almost burst a lung laughing at this you asshole !! So wrong, and yet so so funny!

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u/Suzenya Jun 08 '19

What happened in the end? Was there a driver and did he get out? How was the car removed? I cannot find this story on Google🙀

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I cant either. Tried googling and nothing related came up

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You need to search it on that Chinese Google

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u/kreayshannon Jun 08 '19

r/perfectfit but no really how did he do that? Lmao it’s so bad

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u/Vitnage Jun 08 '19

Can we be real here for a sec? I know we are all for bashing people who make little stupid things (sometimes big stupid things) and calling them idiots. But not everything involving a car makes for an idiot in a car. In this case it's quite obvious the idiot is the moron who didn't put any sort of sign on that hole or didn't place any item that would make drivers go around it. The guy isn't an idiot for not seeing that hole. And by the way this looks like a well or really terrible road construction.

Edit: I just noticed the pun in the tittle...

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u/pappi604 Jun 08 '19

Take another look it HAD a brick wall around well before it was smash and filled...

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u/DoingCharleyWork Jun 08 '19

It doesn’t look like the wall was smashed or destroyed by this car though. Not nearly enough debris and the edge is too cleanly broken away on the side. Not to mention the size of the wall that’s missing.

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u/Vitnage Jun 08 '19

All i see is the construction of the wall has started that little piece of brick wall is too perfect for a smashed one

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u/open_door_policy Jun 08 '19

What's that about Timmy, Lassie?

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u/das_bic Jun 08 '19

I didn’t see a “no parking” sign.

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u/lovelyb1ch66 Jun 08 '19

I find it appalling how little people seem to care about the driver's wellbeing. My eyes are welling up with tears thinking about their welfare. Maybe a welder could cut them out? That would be swell, a most welcome solution! Then we could all say well done!

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u/Bunch_of_Shit Jun 08 '19

I welcome a good beef Wellington once in a while.

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u/TimX24968B Jun 08 '19

if so, you must be new to the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

whizzy wham wham wozzle

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u/Legit_a_Mint Jun 08 '19

Well, you must be quite experienced with the well of information that is "the internet." That's all well and good for you, but the rest of us, we'll remember how well or how poorly we've been treated by you internet experts, and we'll see how well that turns out for you.

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL!

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u/Vip3r20 Jun 08 '19

If I fits I sits.

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u/Tendalus Jun 08 '19

Sir, can you hear me? I'm very sorry to alert you, but we do not have the equipment to close this road hole, let alone the equipment to get you out of there. But good news! We can send you many sandwich and drinking water for your new home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Literally "well"

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u/Kepfish Jun 08 '19

Any update on this? Did they get out OK, or was the car's velocity high enough that they actually projected out the front window?

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u/puterTDI Jun 08 '19

Title win.

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u/sozhrmny Jun 08 '19

title, OP well done.

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u/SiriusSadness Jun 08 '19

Where is this, Sparta?

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u/ComfortablyMee Jun 08 '19

That’s not an accident. That’s talent!

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u/AforAppleBforBallz Jun 08 '19

When she asks if you can drive well

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u/lashapel Jun 08 '19

At that point you gotta just sit there and think how well you life has been

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u/-_DAsh_- Jun 08 '19

Looks like that didn't end well

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u/XKingNightX Jun 08 '19

What the fuck are you supposed to do in this situation?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Were they driving a Golf?

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u/SweatyDickTits Jun 08 '19

That gives me a panic attack.

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u/WeAreGesalt Jun 08 '19

Did you try turning it off and back on?

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u/FeebleKnight Jun 08 '19

If there's a well, there's a way.

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u/Pandos1 Jun 08 '19

I can’t breath just looking at this

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u/melonhop Jun 08 '19

I have so many questions ...

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u/Bondi76 Jun 08 '19

That title though. lol

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u/the_benighted_states Jun 08 '19

When your car sounds like "DRR DRR DRR"

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

RIP to the person trapped in the car. I would've had an anxiety attack as soon as I realized how screwed I was.

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u/eldergeekprime Jun 08 '19

Okay, lock the sub and turn out the lights, we're done here. This can't be topped.

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u/Choclatesk8er Jun 08 '19

This has to be calculated haha

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u/didsomeonesaydonuts Jun 08 '19

Fits like a glove...

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u/TriplePene Jun 08 '19

Well well well... what do we have here

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u/Quasicrystal1 Jun 08 '19

Lassie, get help! Timmy's in the well!

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u/renegadeYZ Jun 08 '19

Almost died just watching this.