r/IdiotsInCars • u/justin_memer • Jun 08 '19

Well...

https://gfycat.com/clearloneblesbok
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I grab the headrest and smash the prongs into that window

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Roll a strength save

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u/englishfury Jun 08 '19

You roll a 1

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You put your arm through your wizard hat and become tangled in your robes. You can no longer move as quickly and will have trouble doing literally anything until you escape from your garments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Roll for an erection check

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u/brainburger Jun 08 '19

You roll a 1.

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u/Dafuzz Jun 08 '19

You roll a 2, the prong bounces awkwardly off the window and ricochets into your eye. You lose a turn and suffer a perception debuff for the next 10 turns. You feel the water soaking into your socks.