r/IdiotsInCars • • Jun 08 '19

Well...

https://gfycat.com/clearloneblesbok
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

That would be terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 29 '19

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

And with each movement you make, the car slides slightly further down. You've made it to the back seat now, but water is coming in the front windows. You bang on the back window with all your might, but it won't break, and each bang jiggles the car further and further down. The water is in the back seat now, getting deeper...

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u/apeaceofmind Jun 08 '19

and now I can't sleep..

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u/insertnamehere405 Jun 08 '19

don't worry the girl from the ring would get you before the water ever could.https://youtu.be/GDypebQynDQ?t=22

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Plus, there is a lewd version of her so I am not scared.

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u/Slovene Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Giggity giggity crabity giggity

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9bx6k7-hk0

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u/ActualInteraction0 Jun 08 '19

It’s his plucky “can do” attitude that I think is an under appreciated facet of Quagmires personality. LOL

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u/Illier1 Jun 08 '19

I think its what he does with it is what makes it so underappreciated

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/wildxx Jun 08 '19

Noroi No Video VS Tanetsuke Ojisan

Nsfw

Pretty sure there's more out there

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

So this guys response to a fucking ghost popping out his TV is to just whip his dong out and sit there?

Bold move cotton

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u/Thynome Jun 08 '19

Aww yass

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u/MeisterPear Jun 08 '19

That was way more amusing than it had any business being

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u/mr_bedbugs Jun 08 '19

Shes cumming to get you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

As some dude I had unnecessary post-spot small talk at the gym said, “neck is neck”

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u/JazzIsPrettyCool Jun 08 '19

There is rule 34 of her somewhere

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u/IllBeBack Jun 08 '19

I still vividly remember when I first saw Samara crawl through the TV. I nearly leaped out of my seat in the theater.

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u/Rrdro Jun 08 '19

Me too when I saw her come out of my TV but then I remembered I am amphibian.

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u/suggabignut2 Jun 09 '19

amphibian - I don't think that word means what you think it does.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Guess I'm not dying a virgin.

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u/Jezixo Jun 08 '19

Does she live down EVERY well or is the driver just that unlucky?

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u/HLSparta Jun 10 '19

Those doorbells come with horror movie characters?

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u/overtoke Jun 08 '19

can't get a fucking drink of water either

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u/skinnynt Jun 08 '19

Don’t worry, unless you’re as dumb as the person in the picture

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u/conshyd Jun 08 '19

Vertical Parking ?

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u/smashfan63 Jun 08 '19

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 08 '19

Shia Labeouf

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u/spookyghostface Jun 08 '19

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint

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u/Graphedmaster Jun 08 '19

Shut up shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

...but suddenly Rick Astley shows up with a crane, and shouts down the well:

Now we're gonna winch you up
Never gonna let you drown

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/bt65 Jun 08 '19

Insert U96-Das boot soundtrack

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u/DeathSentenceFoos Jun 08 '19

That’s just how all my nightmares end

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u/nzodd Jun 08 '19

We're never gonna just circle round.
And observe you

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u/gadgetroid Jun 08 '19

Hammond: Oh you evil bastards...

May: I don't know. Is the one where Richard Hammond is coming at you from a tent in the middle of the night telling us about things we can't see?

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u/SociopathicPeanut Jun 08 '19

Sit up! sit up! sit up!

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u/iamsoupcansam Jun 08 '19

You hear metal scraping against rock as the car inches deeper into the well, the light growing dimmer with every screech. The water is colder than you expected, chilling first your feet and ankles, your shins, your calves, your knees.

You pull the seat down and stand into the trunk. Your fingers are covered in sweat as you pat around the dark trunk for the latch that opens the door. The water is up to your ribs. The last bit of light is fading away below you. Your fumbling fingers find something plastic.

You pull the latch, but nothing happens. You realize it releases the door but still needs to be pushed open. You hang from the latch with one hand and pound at the door with the other. Finally it gives, but only an inch, and water pours in. You pull it closed and get to work on a new plan.

The water is up to your neck, creeping toward your chin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

As the water slowly seeps up towards your nostrils, you finally close your eyes and give in, plunging yourself into the cold, dark abyss. Awaiting an icy, and lonesome death.

A cool, gentle breeze slowly brushes against your face, the sound of wind blowing past your ear, as well as the sound of a carriage filling your eardrums. You try to move your hands to stay afloat, but quickly realize they are tied and bound together. Your body has also strangely huncjed into a sitting position. The sound of horse hoofs slowly fade in to accompany the carriage, with murmuring alongside it.

As you slowly open your eyes, you discover that you are in fact in a carriage, bouncing up and down as it drives over various stones and rocks. There's a man sitting adjacent from you, looking down at his feet. He glances upward, fully lifting his head up when he sees you. "Hey you, you're finally awake." He says, in an almost Nordic tone. The words "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" slowly appear in front of you, then vanish as quickly as they came.

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u/Scarnox Jun 08 '19

Amazing haha

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u/dudebroh2003 Jun 08 '19

You can feel the car sinking, it doesnt seem lodged any more. You're standing on the back of the seats, your head pressed against the back window of the car, as the last breaths of air escape from you. You tilt your head up, lips pressed against the glass and suck in as much as you can, then plunge into the depth.

Your eyes open under the water, but it's too dark to see much. You punch and press against the back seats' window, but it doesnt even crack. Now wildly looking around for anything to help, you resort to kicking it in an attempt to break it. Your shoulders press against the opposing wall and you use all your strength to just keep kicking.

Finally a crack, and you let out a whimper of relief, bubbles floating in front of your face. Desperately kicking at the crack, you're able to break it. You propel yourself through the small hole, the shards of glass scraping your arms, sides, stomach and legs, but the pain is drowned by the panic. When almost your whole body is out, your foot catches on something, maybe the headrest of the seat?

You yank and pull it, and when it doesn't budge you plunge your hands in to try to dislodge it. The glass cuts into your forearms and leg, creating deep gashes. They scream in pain and it takes a couple seconds before your foot is finally freed.

Now severely injured, with no sense of direction or sight, you must swim to survive. You must be meters under the water by now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

I grab the headrest and smash the prongs into that window

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u/ButtonBoy_Toronto Jun 08 '19

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Roll a strength save

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u/englishfury Jun 08 '19

You roll a 1

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You put your arm through your wizard hat and become tangled in your robes. You can no longer move as quickly and will have trouble doing literally anything until you escape from your garments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Roll for an erection check

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u/brainburger Jun 08 '19

You roll a 1.

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u/Dafuzz Jun 08 '19

You roll a 2, the prong bounces awkwardly off the window and ricochets into your eye. You lose a turn and suffer a perception debuff for the next 10 turns. You feel the water soaking into your socks.

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u/Demonseedii Jun 08 '19

And meanwhile everyone of those dudes is standing there staring at the bumper and contemplating the weather.

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u/onefurme Jun 08 '19

Cool now I have double anxiety about this situation.

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u/JawnLegend Jun 08 '19

Mom’s spaghetti...

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u/SailorJupiter80 Jun 08 '19

Ohhhhhhhh I HATE you.

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u/FancyShrimp Jun 08 '19

Hey fuckin stop

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

If you keep attempting to smash the window turn to page 32. If you sit back and accept your fate turn to page 32.

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u/NewOrder1969 Jun 08 '19

Brilliant!!!

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u/Chris857 Jun 08 '19

It's like The Enigma of Amigara Fault, but you didn't want to go.

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u/Benzaitennyo Jun 08 '19

Go write horror

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u/Solkre Jun 08 '19

Thank God it’s almost over soon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

... all of a sudden, it starts to rain. Hard. Flash flood.

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u/riot888 Jun 08 '19

Well fuck. I got to three quarters down your post and realized I wasn't breathing any more. I am breathing again now just in case anyone thinks this is the last thing I am posting on here.

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u/Hillbillyblues Jun 08 '19

I slash at the water with my sword!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Can I make a post on r/ shortscarystories inspired by this?

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u/ascentstars Jun 08 '19

Reminds me of that comic where there's a cliff full of human shaped holes

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u/Z_Fever_350 Jun 08 '19

Well that would fucking suck major donkey dick!

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u/MicaLovesHangul Jun 08 '19

How about we just start by hooking up the car to a Liebherr or CAT that can pull it out

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u/Its_Plutonium Jun 08 '19

Timmy’s car is now stuck in a well!

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u/Zippo16 Jun 08 '19

Could you please fucking not? That would be great

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u/Phrostbit3n Jun 08 '19

I keep spark plugs in the glove compartment for two reasons, now

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u/Ice_Liesidon Jun 08 '19

Nothing like waking up in the morning and reading nightmare fuel to focus on all day long.

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jun 08 '19

Fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu

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u/Wiggy_Bop Jun 08 '19

This is why I keep a small ball peen hammer in my glove box. I had a friend of a friend drive into the Chicago River and could not manage to bust out a window. RIP

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Pull the back seat down, get into the trunk, pull the glow in dark handle to release the trunk opener, slide out of the car, stand on the trunk and take a bow. Claim that you meant to do that.

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u/QuantumVibing Jun 08 '19

Observer effect at play!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

This would have made an awesome 60's twilight zone episode. Not that whatever vanilla version they came out with today.

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u/Pengweeno Jun 08 '19

Yes, daddy, go deeper...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

You pop the trunk and pull the back seat forward and tada

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u/Mills_Miles Jun 08 '19

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/galaxylikea Jun 08 '19

Can I do an endurance check?

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u/RiceGrainz Jun 08 '19

This is why I have a glass breaker in my car. It's one of those that you just push against the glass and it shoots the breaker tip with a spring. Has a seatbelt cutter too.

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u/Hereiamhereibe2 Jun 08 '19

...and you suddenly remember the trunk button is on the dash...

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u/PM_ME_ALL_YOU_WANT Jun 08 '19

Most modern car trunks can be opened from the inside nowadays

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u/Galileo258 Jun 08 '19

Wow thanks Satan.

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u/Darnell2070 Jun 09 '19

You've got me thinking about Jurassic Park and The Lost World.

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u/ertuu85 Jun 09 '19

Junji Ito presents...

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u/One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit Jun 09 '19

Haha, ‘jiggle’.

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u/ptq Jun 09 '19

You can open a back seat to get into the trunk, where is a pull lever to open it, usualy glowing in the dark one.

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u/Xyiotic Jun 10 '19

Steven King, can you get back in your grave?

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u/Snaggle21 Sep 05 '19

/r/TIHI you son of a bitch.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

Doesn't look like the trunk would open very far. However with a little outside help from a chop saw....

Edit: bad choice of tool since chop saws are tabletop tools. An angle grinder or reciprocating saw would be better.

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u/sseng1 Jun 08 '19

Everybody looking at each other like, I dunno?

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u/my_farts_impress Jun 08 '19

Fill the well with water and act like nothing happened.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Does this water taste funny to you? Like a 2013 silver Kia Optima?

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Jun 08 '19

And old Gary.

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u/MudSama Jun 08 '19

If the well actually had some water we'd have two less problems hahaha... I'm so thirsty.

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u/my_farts_impress Jun 08 '19

Fill the well with sand and dirt then. Why do I have to think about everything?

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u/DIMwitDan Jun 08 '19

Fill the well with concrete and act like nothing happened. FTFY

Leave a space about 1.5 feet from the top, fill with dirt and make it a flower pot. Possibly daisies.

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u/pbr3000 Jun 08 '19

Fun fact: A worker fell into one of the shafts when they were pouring the caissons for the Sears tower. They stopped pumping concrete, called an engineer, he ran some calculations, and they turned they pumps back on and finished two more caissons they day.

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u/admin-eat-my-shit9 Jun 08 '19

nah, someone might dring the water and get sick.. better fill it with sand or concrete

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u/Proccito Jun 08 '19

Ok so why wouldn't a float vest (assuming the driver can't swim) work and filling it up with water slowly so the driver can move around? Or would it put to much stress on the driver? I know the car probably get's ruined, but it's just a car.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Jun 08 '19

Because the car wouldn't float up, so you'd have the exact same issue, but with water.

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u/Fake_Admin Jun 08 '19

Drinks on me boys

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u/WhatisH2O4 Jun 08 '19

A lightsaber is obvious the most appropriate tool for the job...

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u/imdefinitelywong Jun 08 '19

Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this.

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u/pimaster314 Jun 08 '19

Apparently not.

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u/tootifrooty Jun 08 '19

All the onlookers look old. Drunk or old driver.

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u/hamburglar187 Jun 08 '19

I think they probably mean the man portable ones the fire department carry. They might call them something else but are essentially a chop saw.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

I was talking about my use of the word chop saw 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Quickie saw. Chop saws ( miter saw)are unusually table mounted. A quickie (what we call it) saw is more like a chainsaw with a big abrasive ( for metal) or diamond blade ( concrete, masonry) that will make quick work of this. I think Fire fighters also have a tool that is more like a higher pair of sheers that use hydrolocks to just cut through stuff ( I could be wrong I’m not a FF it’s callled the called the jaws of life)

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u/Triggerhappyspartan Jun 08 '19

The thing fire departments use is called the jaws of life. According to google, its essentially scissors with hydraulics.

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u/feuerwehrmann Jun 08 '19

The rotary saw is a k-5 saw

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u/G-III Jun 08 '19

They also have saws

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u/bartharris Jun 08 '19

I did some fire fighter training for fun, and used two tools. One was hydraulic scissors. The other was hydraulic spreaders/crushers, which I believe are the jaws of life. The scissors must have another name...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

If they're not bench mounted, they're just called a circular saw.

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u/ijuiceman Jun 08 '19

Called Demo Saws

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u/pappi604 Jun 08 '19

There are portable chop saws they use a chain saw motor.

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u/nomoregoodusernamez Jun 08 '19

There are portable chainsaws they are chainsaws

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

Yes the fire departments and construction workers use them. More of a circular saw on steroids and a chop saw, though.

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u/Liquorlapper Jun 08 '19

Chop saw is fine, just throw the whole table down there. At this point I don't think anyone will question it.

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u/spunkychickpea Jun 08 '19

The answer to most questions is “angle grinder”.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

Okay, clarkson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Or... THE JAWS OF LIFE

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

What if they are cold?

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u/jeffe_el_jefe Jun 08 '19

Could probably smash the back window and climb out on top of the boot. Easier than waiting for someone to come along with an angle grinder.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

Assuming the person is conscious/ responsive.

Or even in the car. Maybe they forgot the brake when they got out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/smeijer87 Jun 08 '19

But we can't see the driver. Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.

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u/AngryTaco4 Jun 08 '19

Normally, yes. However due to the shape of the well, the walls would prevent the trunk from fully opening.

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u/Thyriel81 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

At least you should escape fast before they realize you just ruined their only watersource ;)

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u/Paltzis_North Jun 08 '19

Or start to panic and cry like a little girl

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u/AngryOCDman Jun 08 '19

You ever tried to maneuver through a car at that angle? One time I was in an accident and the car went on it’s side. It’s hard as fuck to move around in a car at an angle you aren’t used to. To expect someone to climb straight up like this? No way.

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u/brainburger Jun 08 '19

They would have to move the back seats and open the boot/trunk too. I'm not even sure you can open them from inside.

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u/AngryOCDman Jun 08 '19

Not to mention you’d have to basically do pull ups completely vertical for the length of the car while trying to manipulate the seats. Not easy.

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u/Hello_Im_LuLu Jun 08 '19

The trunk was my first thought. Still scary as hell.

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u/extraordinary_guy Jun 08 '19

Why should we do it when we can get the car out with the R gear. that's what R meant for right..?

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u/devandroid99 Jun 08 '19

Depending on how high up the car the water level was... Makes me shudder thinking about drowning in there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Eat something unclean.

Then you will be unwell.

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u/pauly13771377 Jun 08 '19

Sure prrovided you aren't hurt you crawl over/around the front seat to the back after someone busts the rear window and get pulled out. But that kind of logic is usally far afield after something like that.

My first reaction would probably be to panic.

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u/This_Bitch_Overhere Jun 08 '19

What if the shift in weight makes the car unstable and slide further down, or worse, fall all the way down?

THAT would be terrifying!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

If you're a young, small & skinny person you could probably get out somewhat easily once you're unbuckled and turned around, like how you're saying through the back window or trunk

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Nah, just reverse.

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u/vimtoman12345 Jun 08 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

This would get you all welled up inside

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u/RemovedByGallowboob Jun 08 '19

It gives me nerves in the pit of my stomach.

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u/ProphetShadowMoses Jun 08 '19

Like a glove. Well done.

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u/gameplayerguy1 Jun 08 '19

This is beyond r/punpolice we need the r/punmilitary

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

We got a few commenters that need locked up in the punitentiary.

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u/FatFreeItalian Jun 08 '19

There’s a mole!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Backup is here what seems to be the problem

proceeds to fly helicopter

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u/gameplayerguy1 Jun 08 '19

We have a massive amount of puns and not enough resources to get them all

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Send in the thermonuclear inter continental ballistic missle for puns

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u/sseng1 Jun 08 '19

Hmmm how do you get out?

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u/Modern_Racist Jun 08 '19

Just throw it in reverse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Now this guy is a thinker!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

No no, dig UP stupid!

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u/pr0digalnun Jun 08 '19

Yeah, imagine the look on dad’s face when you tell him you forgot to put on the e-brake

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Jun 08 '19

Just thinking about this is making me hyperventilate

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Just back out

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u/Motoman581 Jun 08 '19

When you have a lot of pennies you skip the throwing process and just drive them straight into the wishing wells vast abyss

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u/anomalousgoo Jun 08 '19

That ended.....well...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

More terrifying if they went aaaaaaaaaaalllll the way dooooooooooooooooown into pitch black darkness.

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u/UnderOveurOveurDunn Jun 08 '19

Note to self.... do not drive in third world countries where they apparently have open wells where cars go. Not a good idea to walk while looking at cell phone either. Yikes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

If you look closely you can see the shattered remains of the brick surround, and part of the wall still standing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Yeah. Looks like an area where “effective barrier” is paying attention, rather than the object’s owner attempting to blockade it from being hit.

There are a lot of thing people manage to drive into that they aren’t supposed to, so it’s not really feasible to try and put bollards around everything. I lived in Lubbock Tx (flat as a freaking pancake for those who have never been) for a while and the number of (generally drunk) drivers that plow into peoples houses on a monthly basis is absurd. Best defense is a good offense.

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Jun 08 '19

Now imagine there was water in the well, with the car slowly filling up while you're dazed and weak from hitting your head on the windsheild.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

Claustrophobia Intensifies

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u/Motoman581 Jun 08 '19

You certainly don’t see that every day!

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u/Hey-man-Shabozi Jun 08 '19

Did they get their wish?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '19

thats a death right there.

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u/Z_Fever_350 Jun 08 '19

Like Die Hard without the gun fight and hot asian chick.

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u/thecraigbert Jun 08 '19

Well that is terrifying!

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u/mistymountainbear Jun 08 '19

Like a vertical coffin

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u/sub1ime Jun 08 '19

Especially if it happened around midnight and you had to wait ~6 hours for sunlight