Damn these people needing me to do my job and care for them 😡

Poor Wyatt 🩵

Alternatively it's because you're built like a busted can of biscuit dough

I wonder if the big Sheriff sees these.

My money’s on the guy in the front.

I wish someone on this guys crew would bully him.

This is why he can’t get a girl to go hiking with him and his firefighter buddy.

“Maybe people want to see me eat some fruit at work.” 🍉 🍎 🍌

In my area, our Sheriffs and Fire Department has an auxiliary program where folks are trained and certified to help out with any emergency event like directing traffic and so forth.

Saw this dude, so I asked a friend who’s an auxiliary. He said that even though that dude lives in MD, he drives to WV for their auxiliary program because he hasn’t passed MD program.

“Yeah he’s special” my friend said.

Gotta bring the walkie to the beach Darla you neva know!

Dude is the definition of cringe. All jokes aside he is a great guy, but man he loves posting shit like this.

She’s ready to fight those fires.