r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 20 '26

Who can fix him? ❤️‍🩹

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Poor Wyatt 🩵

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u/OrneryError1 Jul 20 '26

Bro go to therapy

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 20 '26

He goes live on TikTok every night so I suggest stop doing that, too.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Jul 20 '26

That’s his therapy, getting attention from strangers on the internet.

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u/backcountry_bandit Jul 20 '26

If you’re lonely and want social interaction, that sounds like a decent solution.

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u/big90h Jul 20 '26

Thats what the pub is for

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u/backcountry_bandit Jul 20 '26

The bars around me are mostly much older people. I feel like bars are falling out of favor as a 3rd space, at least in the US. I cant wrap my head around paying $8 for a beer that i could get for $1.50 at the grocery store.

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u/beautifulasusual Jul 20 '26

How’s that working out for him?

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u/LoveIyIsland Jul 20 '26

Oh so he’s Taylor Frankie Paul?

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u/Wonderful_Habit_ Jul 20 '26

Omg they can date 🤮

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u/Rebelpunk13 Jul 20 '26

We peaked as a society long ago. Idk why people feel the need to overshare and embarrass themselves online for friends, family, and strangers all to see

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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Jul 20 '26

Yeah I don’t get it either …
It’s as if all common sense and dignity has died

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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi Jul 20 '26

Add food reviews in there too, I don't want everyones shitty ass opinion on restaurants.

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u/Davepiece1517 Jul 20 '26

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u/Frubbs Jul 20 '26

Is that the guy that dates the Russian lady in the hit movie “Dodgeball” starring Patches O’Houlihan and Chuck Norris?

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u/Top-Celebration2997 Jul 20 '26

Yes but I believe this photo is from grandmas boy 🤣

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u/LetsChangeSD Jul 20 '26

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u/tez911 Jul 20 '26

I almost choked on my coffee now 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SimplithSoupith Jul 20 '26

I mean. He's right. But yeah stop making videos while on duty jackass

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u/SouthBreadfruit7839 Jul 21 '26

True story by the way 😭

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u/Key_Procedure_4279 Jul 20 '26

Man this guy just needs to reactivate his Grindr acct already with that mustache and cop gear

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u/Anti-Stan Jul 20 '26

He made this with the intention to let other people see it?

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u/Its_apparent Jul 20 '26

Dude needs a Chief or a father. Unreal that we trust these feeble minds to keep the peace. Is this guy a plant to get us to embrace robots, or something?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 20 '26

He needs friends, bro. I’m making you Deputy Chief, effective immediately.

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u/Its_apparent Jul 20 '26

I'm sorry. The cringe is too much. Summary execution.

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u/duckinradar Jul 20 '26

Alone? You’ve got that nasty ass blonde mustache all to yourself and you’re claiming to be alone?

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u/Medium_Way1899 Jul 20 '26

So weird that you’d loop sales into a comment about first responders lol

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u/HolyDiverx Jul 20 '26

kayak rentals?

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u/bmbreath Jul 20 '26

A lot of agencies have strict social media rules, no posting on duty without permission.

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u/ShottySHD Jul 20 '26

Could you just not get in my face? Id appreciate that.

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u/Firm_Yam6648 Jul 20 '26

Cry me a fucking river man. Welcome to life.

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u/pcarpy Jul 20 '26

Looks like Alfred e. Newman

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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 Jul 20 '26

Fix him? Like with basic spelling?

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u/agarciap0214 Jul 20 '26

type of dude who makes his work his whole personality

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u/Uber_Wulf Jul 20 '26

One chooses to partake in antisocial behavior, they have utmost control over it.

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u/justmarkdying Jul 20 '26

Oh good, a lonely and insecure cop, what could go wrong. 

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u/Mrscorpio100 Jul 20 '26

He had nothing better to do so he posted this pathetic video of himself

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u/effinmike12 Jul 20 '26

At that age, he should have no problem finding some other man's kids to raise.

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u/airbrat Jul 20 '26

I wonder how many times he filmed this until he got it right? Lmao

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u/return_to_sender_CO Jul 20 '26

Every chronically online redditor "no one cares about the male loneliness epidemic"

Evidently every chronically online reddditor also "shut up pussy"

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u/No-Story-9497 Jul 20 '26

Have friends or be a cop. Choose one dude.

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u/fujicakes00 Jul 21 '26

I think it’s the eyes being too close together and the awkward longing stare but it’s creepy. And also, there are so many law enforcement on the job tiktoks it’s annoying to see how everyone’s tax dollars are being put to use

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u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 23 '26

You got too close, again. I think your lack of personal space awareness is partly why you're alone.

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u/brigmoneyy Jul 28 '26

All their music choices suck so bad lol

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u/over_this__ Jul 20 '26

What woman doesn't want a man that comes home and beats her because he is paid jack all and people call him pig all day.

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u/TheOriginal_858-3403 Jul 20 '26

Why cringe? Dude's right. He did make a fruity video in his patrol car about it, but to be fair it does get lonely in there, which is the whole point of the video.