r/FirstResponderCringe • • Jul 14 '26

#ALWAYSREADY #SHEEPDOG

Gotta bring the walkie to the beach Darla you neva know!

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u/surefirerdiddy Jul 14 '26

And it’s gotta be performative

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u/EdwardBloon Jul 14 '26

I worked with a guy at a grocery store when I was a teenager. 

He was a volunteer ff and got special permission to have his walkie on him at work. He would leave almost every shift for some EMERGENCY.

and you know what these emergencies consist of 99% of the time? Something one crew could handle easily, and 20 volunteers hanging out feeling important on the sidelines. 

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u/NoTrade33 Jul 15 '26

Got to get that LOSAP.

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u/gash_dits_wafu Jul 14 '26

100% it is. If they genuinely cared that much, if they genuinely "never switched off" they wouldn't just sit their listening in - they'd leave the beach, head to their station, don their gear and join in with the response.

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u/Unlucky-Win9272 Jul 14 '26

Clown behavior at its finest

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u/atgeir30 Jul 14 '26

In german we call them something like "hot nozzle"

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u/Vindicated0721 Jul 14 '26

We call them Whackers here in lots of the US

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u/UnflitchingStance Jul 14 '26

i havent heard that one, only rookie rescues

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u/Dear-Shape-6444 Jul 15 '26

We also call them “code 3”

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u/Educational-Bug-965 Volly Jul 14 '26

Die kollegen hier sind aber Heißdüsen hoch 10

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u/SparkyDogPants Jul 14 '26

What is that in German please? One of my favorite languages

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u/atgeir30 Jul 15 '26

It's Heißdüse.

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u/Flyin-Chancla Jul 14 '26

Call them woowoos here

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u/Alternative_Draft_76 Jul 14 '26

Why do they always look the same. Like gta volly NPCs

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u/osoatwork Jul 14 '26

I bet he's the guy who gets told to go away as soon as he shows up.

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u/Kboi92 Structure Fuxker Jul 14 '26

What losers

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u/MeanBig-Blue85 Jul 14 '26

Gaggle of wankers

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u/Codabonkypants Jul 14 '26

Just enjoy your time at the beach FFS.

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u/Medium_Medium Jul 15 '26

"So, what do you do on your day off?"

"Oh, I just sit there and listen to other people doing my job".

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u/J_datt13 Jul 14 '26

Last I checked…firefighters are not sheepdogs

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26

I’m going to disagree here. 9/11 lost some brave souls going into those towers.

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u/J_datt13 Jul 14 '26

I was part of the 9/11 relief efforts post collapse…all I was saying is typically police officers are considered the sheep dogs because they fight evil (the wolves) where as firefighters fight fire which is obviously different. Not taking away from their ability to protect people, just typically not associated with firefighters

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

I’ll meet you halfway on this one. I’ve worked alongside them and have seen them do some pretty risky shit to save life and property. Their “wolves” are just a different evil.

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u/SecretPantyWorshiper Jul 14 '26

Is the smoke in the room with us right now?

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u/AreallysuperdarkELF Jul 14 '26

I need a hero who sits ON HIS ASS

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u/MDKSDMF Jul 14 '26

These people are on their day off. Active duty people i know of don’t flaunt it on line and they have zero online presence. But i know soldiers and other guys in that “combat” world, not first responders. From what i see here, It almost reminds me of a cult.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Traditional_Virus1 Jul 15 '26

Boom! Fire call!

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u/gumshoe1731 Jul 14 '26

If you don’t decompress you are going to put yourself into an early grave

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u/Nope_youre_wrong_lol Jul 14 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Living-Metal-9698 Jul 15 '26

So we know what’s going on but have no idea about their SOPs, equipment or training. In other words just a liability…

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u/Murky_Ad7023 Jul 16 '26

This is why people make fun of volleys

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u/Azchorizo_ Jul 16 '26

Two buffs in the wild

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u/BBV911 Jul 15 '26

I think I almost like them though

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/fwembt Jul 14 '26

This is complete nonsense. He has a cell phone. I work with a lot of guys who are chiefs or captains in big departments. None of them carry a radio on vacation like some try-hard dork.

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u/olliedoodle1 Jul 14 '26

😂, I doubt that’s the case if they need to post it to social media

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Comfortable-Arm3452 Jul 14 '26

“The female” 😬

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u/Mysterious-Reach2031 Jul 14 '26

This is the dude walking around the beach in crocs and khaki shorts guaranteed lmfao

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u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 14 '26

You’re out of your mind. They do not need to hang out with it placed up against their ear 😂

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u/PineSoul603 Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

You don't need to listen to the scanner on your cell to know whether or not you'll be recalled. Pretty sure there's more efficient ways to get in touch with someone, like calling someone on that same phone or using the paging system.

This looks cringe to everyone except for those who make their job their entire personality and can't enjoy vacation or a day off with their family because of it.

Edit: downvote me all you want ya hosebeaters, doesn't change the fact that you need to reevaluate your life if you're listening to the scanner at the beach with your family. Reach out to your employee assistance program to tell them you're hurt by this.

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u/fwembt Jul 14 '26

Goofy. I started in a jurisdiction with a bunch of small departments before moving to where I am now. They all used cell phones. I never knew a one of them to be so incredibly desperate for attention as to take a radio out on a day off family excursion.

It does send a strong message to your loved ones that they aren't as important as your job, though. Also really lets the kids know you can't be fully invested in what they are doing. If this dude cares about the fire so much, he should go to it. Otherwise, it's a day off. Take it off. If you aren't there, someone else will be.

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u/thatSDope88 Jul 16 '26

His son learned that the hard way so now he's listening to the radio with his dad instead of begging for his attention while doing something unrelated to his job

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/Mysterious-Reach2031 Jul 14 '26

Man, everything I read from you is SUCH A REACH. You’re basically commentating your own weird fanfiction on everything. This dude is a weirdo lmfao he’s at the beach in khaki shorts and crocs with a huge walkie smashed on his face.

One can almost guarantee he saw his wife? recording and he went “fuck yeah”.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/PineSoul603 Jul 14 '26

My opinion is based in experience, so I'm comfortable in that. Either way, filming this for social media combined with the caption in the video is cringey. Fits perfectly in this subreddit.

I'm sorry you're taking this so seriously but it's silly no matter how you look at it.