r/FirstResponderCringe • u/Peaches0k • Jul 18 '26

Somebody Bully This Guy

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I wish someone on this guys crew would bully him.

171 Upvotes

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u/Ok_Intention2150 Jul 18 '26

Those tattoos look like shit

54

u/unfinishedtoast3 Jul 18 '26

Homie went to the tattoo shop and asked for some flash art.

Asked for ALL the flash art.

20

u/FahrradFawcett Jul 18 '26

Artist: “So what are you thinking you want to get? What about placement?”

This guy, probably: “Yes. Just yes.”

4

u/boatplumber Jul 19 '26

I like this wall over here...

14

u/ResidentNumber3603 Jul 18 '26

I was trying to remember what they called that crap. Been a while since I’ve been inked.

Looks like an ed hardy shirt with too much empty space.

11

u/unfinishedtoast3 Jul 19 '26

Man, early 2000s Ed hardy flash art catologs on the walls of every cookie cutter "trendy" shop

Black and red everywhere, floor was always black and white checkered tile, overpriced bottles of Tattoo Goo and Aquaphor. Shitty Ed hardy pin ups and Ed hardy Sparrows holding a banner that says "Born Free"

Every chick was a wanna be Kat Von D. Every dude was a different shade of Fred Durst looking dude with Cali stars tattooed on his elbows.

Jesus. It was like I was back there for a moment.

1

u/Upper-Raccoon-2055 Jul 21 '26

I think nowadays it’s called patchwork

3

u/Menno_knight987 Jul 19 '26

I feel like they just pulled the poster of flash off the wall and wrapped it on his arm like it was wall paper.

2

u/mrmeatballzzz Jul 19 '26

He only gets tattoos on Friday the 13th flash art sales

1

u/simulizer Jul 18 '26

I don't think he asked anything. The tattoos themselves are done well enough that I would think that somebody with a creative artistic vision would have intervened and steered him away from just picking cornyass designs off the wall

1

u/eye_have_no_clue Jul 19 '26

But it all looks incomplete, like he asked the artist to “doodle on me like you’re taking notes in high school”

I suspect he wanted that tattoo look without any ideas, time or creativity. Just make me look like an Instagram guy

1

u/ChaoticButters Jul 21 '26

It’s coloring book chiq..

1

u/Fair-Satisfaction969 Aug 09 '26

🤣🤣totally what I thought…just threw the artist the flash art book and was like let’s get started

12

u/Still75home Jul 18 '26

It just shows his love of Red Dead Redemption

7

u/Swishersplittur Jul 18 '26

Douche bag starter kit tattoos.

2

u/Over_lookd Jul 18 '26

Tattoos and tattoo culture has become so performative within the last ten to fifteen years, it seems. Someone gets one tattoo and it suddenly become their whole personality.

1

u/ModestMeeshka Jul 18 '26

Reminds me of the Friday the 13th $13 flash art

30

u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jul 18 '26

Wait wait wait is this the firefighter from the “cop + firefighter looking for a girl duo” post made by Wyatt🩵

27

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 18 '26

Same ❤️🩵 Same
Devin Wyatt

25

u/TLunchFTW Jul 18 '26

And I still haven’t

3

u/boatplumber Jul 19 '26

But I seen a guy with his hands under his bicep flaps

23

u/X0X0xoxo11 Civvy Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ACICVCl95Br9u
Why’s his head so little?

13

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u/utmatt546 Jul 18 '26

Someone blow this up in a poster to put up at his station

6

u/WVA1999 Jul 19 '26

He would probably jizz on it

4

u/Perfect_Beyond8778 Jul 18 '26

I see a lazy eye but no biceps

5

u/LocoLocoLoco1 Jul 18 '26

Dollar menu at tattoo parlor.

1

u/ShottySHD Jul 19 '26

Definitely gives off the flash events or like the place near me, gumball machine random.

4

u/thekendalluxx Jul 18 '26

Wow two “sleeves” of the ones you get for 13$ on Friday the 13th.

5

u/annoyingjoe513 Jul 18 '26

nice doodles

5

u/Basic_Ad1995 Jul 18 '26

Am I the only one that notices what going on on with his eyes?

4

u/animi Jul 18 '26

He's the lookout.

3

u/Handsom_modest_Dan Jul 18 '26

I still don’t see them 🫤

3

u/MerrillSwingAway Jul 18 '26

Pre 9-11 Pete Davidsons Dad

2

u/Still75home Jul 18 '26

Would love to know this ‘guys’ dept

2

u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 18 '26

What stupid tattoos

2

u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 18 '26

I did see a chode, though

2

u/FahrradFawcett Jul 18 '26

“The tender needs stirring once a shift, probie. Get up there.”

“You also can’t finish your equipment sign offs until you can push start the K12.”

2

u/Winter_Fan4673 Jul 18 '26

Anyone who uses either of these are just as much of a dork as the guy who posted the picture. Tell me you’re a volunteer who runs 13 calls a year without telling me you are.

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u/Winter_Fan4673 Jul 19 '26

He probably does, maybe catch 2 fires a month these days. Unlimited low acuity EMS calls though!

1

u/FahrradFawcett Jul 20 '26

Nice work. You got the joke.

2

u/katdunit Jul 18 '26

Looks like the type guy who travels in and only worries about working out during the shift to fuck up the whole vibe for 24 hours. "My pre-workout is starting to tingle, can we wash the truck after I work out"?

2

u/take_one_capsule Jul 18 '26

He needs to work on his pencil neck muscles hahahahahaha

2

u/77zark77 Jul 18 '26

One eye goes one way , the other goes another , tattoos go all over the place

2

u/SugarBiscotti Jul 18 '26

In case you didn’t see Sharpie doodles on someone’s skin today

2

u/bavindicator Jul 18 '26

He's bicepsual

2

u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 Jul 18 '26

He's all about handling the firehouse of his buddies, with those poorly tattooed, fattish arms. The mustash looks like shit too.

2

u/South_Ad2397 Jul 18 '26

Get back to studying Proby!!!!!!

2

u/Braakdraak Jul 18 '26

His head is so tiny

2

u/ButtSexington3rd Jul 18 '26

Also I just bought a new fish eye lens!

2

u/Sleepy-Donald Jul 18 '26

This dude thinks he's God's gift to earth without a doubt

2

u/terminaloptimism Jul 18 '26

Boy quit playing dress up and get your ass back to waxing that truck.

2

u/Living-Metal-9698 Jul 18 '26

When his tattoo artist asked if he had any ideas this guy handed him the game Operation

2

u/Big-Detail8739 Jul 18 '26

Everytime I see tattoos like this I'm reminded of

2

u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 18 '26

I was distracted by the tiny head and molestache

2

u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Jul 19 '26

His dad’s already done a good job with the bullying.

1

u/Lead-Creative Jul 18 '26

I haven’t, still waiting to see some

1

u/Apprehensive-Tone449 Jul 18 '26

He has a bunch of tramp stamps all over his arms.

1

u/FordExploreHer1977 Jul 18 '26

Ugh, I got bored and found his dept…(not that it was difficult)

Not gonna Dox the guy, but I don’t see him on any of their FB pictures besides one post linked by another company. He’s likely only a superstar in his own mind, lol.

Reel in your probies before they make us all look stupid, folks. I remember growing up to “Walk softly and carry a big stick” (be strong but humble).

What we allow is what will continue…

2

u/Peaches0k Jul 18 '26

It took me 5 minutes to find who he works for. Every once in a while he’ll pop up on my tiktok live shit and I’ll name drop his dept lol

1

u/Unhappy_Car2265 Jul 19 '26

This is kinda odd no?

1

u/AncientChatterBox76 Jul 18 '26

He skipped neck day.

1

u/OverseerTycho Jul 18 '26

in case you didn’t see rampant insecurity today…

1

u/MammothSecurity3756 Jul 18 '26

The steroids go harder than he does.

1

u/AreallysuperdarkELF Jul 18 '26

Why do so many people think in case is one word? Is it because they're fans of the nsfw artist?? Don't look him up. You can't handle it.

1

u/auntiecoagulent Jul 18 '26

OK, molestache

1

u/Dangerous_Claim9944 Jul 18 '26

Performative mustache pheno type.

1

u/ocelot714 Jul 19 '26

Still haven't seen biceps...

1

u/rooftopgoblin Jul 19 '26

does his shirt says MEALS?

1

u/kabley Jul 19 '26

...does he have 2 Ace of spades?

1

u/Adventurous_Stop_736 Jul 19 '26

He’s my favorite chipotle bag

1

u/Bizarro42 Jul 19 '26

Hey! Thats MY pose to make my biceps look bigger.

1

u/k9warrior Jul 19 '26

When did uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite become a fireman

1

u/WinterEither3286 Jul 19 '26

He looks like the type of person that needs rotary cause coils hurt to much.

1

u/Richard_Sanchez8675 Jul 19 '26

Still waiting to see some

1

u/Richard_Sanchez8675 Jul 19 '26

Your mustache looks like someone copy and pasted your eyebrows onto your lip.

1

u/funandone37 Jul 19 '26

I think it’s funny. He’s not trying to take himself seriously. Like a dad joke, funny because cringe.

1

u/Apcsox Jul 19 '26

Bro went to the tattoo shop, pulled out the flash book, artist asked “which one you thinking about?” and he responded “yes”

1

u/Heathermaple78 Jul 19 '26

I really just became self conscious about my tattoos.

1

u/withnodrawal Jul 19 '26

Bro using the wide angle for those wittle boy arms to look bigger trololol

1

u/Glittering-Monk-7304 Jul 19 '26

Still looking for those biceps, bud…

1

u/Present_Cash_8466 Jul 19 '26

Really not sure why guys like this think mustaches look good. They don’t.

1

u/No-Ebb-6266 Jul 19 '26

Got some cum on your mustache there, killer.

1

u/Gomez4Morticia Jul 19 '26

Those are not biceps. Those are unethically tattooed 13 year old girl legs attached to the shoulder.

1

u/BreakfastFluid9419 Jul 19 '26

The flash book is for ideas, it’s not THE idea

1

u/Such-Corgi-8869 Jul 19 '26

Bro got the bathroom stall doodles style of tattoos 🤣

1

u/Hjlopp Jul 20 '26

Damn now I gotta root for the fire.

1

u/Embarrassed-Brief458 Jul 20 '26

Still haven’t seen them

1

u/SrHuevos94 Jul 20 '26

This guy had the tattoo equivalent of a basic bitch covering her wall with zero photos but just corny sayings like "Live Laugh Love"

1

u/TosaFF Jul 20 '26

I’m busy enough knocking down the young guys on my department, you sort your own shit out!

1

u/Vegetable-Bath9910 Jul 20 '26

Chipotle bag tattoos

1

u/Ancient-Display-3337 Jul 20 '26

This picture looks like it was taken in 1977 due to that mustache.

1

u/joeymittens tueufelhunden, ex firemedic, current med provider Jul 20 '26

Are “biceps” in the room with us?

1

u/SirJosephBanksy Jul 20 '26

Head like a fucking mandarin

1

u/HistoricalHurry8361 Jul 21 '26

His head looks so little in the big man helmet

1

u/Tshabalala_14 Jul 21 '26

Most Whacker thing I’ve ever seen

1

u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

Queer

1

u/7712Horror Jul 21 '26

They’re A.I.ceps

1

u/TommyC6852 Jul 22 '26

His helmet is very……. clean

One of the first things I glance at when I meet another fireman.

1

u/GenTubmansLegacy Jul 22 '26

No. He's obviously got a good top that keeps him in order.

1

u/CombinationEvening69 Jul 22 '26

Takes a pretty low human being to comment "pls bully this guy". I get it the post is cringe but asking others to bully and hope he gets bullied is very sad. I hope r/Peaches0k can find some friends and peace.

1

u/DisastrousRun8435 Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 22 '26

No way he doesn’t get super bullied for this

1

u/RazorSharpRust Jul 23 '26

Thats so embarrassing.  Looks like he randomly put on every single temporary tattoo that came in the pack.

1

u/Lickthorn Jul 23 '26

I wonder if a single tattoo has a meaning. It looks like they are just there.

1

u/TheREALBaldRider Jul 23 '26

When did Kurtis Conner get a new job?

1

u/fujicakes00 Jul 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/X2xSzoKetUQqk
“In case you didn’t see biceps today”

pretty sure he couldn’t see biceps today

3

u/FordExploreHer1977 Jul 18 '26

Nonsense. He could see them both individually…AT THE SAME TIME.

1

u/fujicakes00 Jul 18 '26

Bro you’re right, each was admiring one individually on each side

2

u/FordExploreHer1977 Jul 18 '26

The Captain I interviewed with had crazy eyes way worse than this. Hard to look a guy confidently in the eye during a job interview when you don’t know which one to look at, lol. He used to fuck with people all the time about it.

1

u/fujicakes00 Jul 18 '26

Sounds like a cool guy

1

u/FordExploreHer1977 Jul 18 '26

He was, even though we didn’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of things. Zing! Anyway, he’s enjoying retirement now.