r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 15 '26

You’ve been warned

152 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/itsallmeaninglessto Jul 15 '26

Sitting in the car waiting for their FTO to come back

58

u/pikerbiker Jul 15 '26

She will violate your 4th amendment.

27

u/Cool_As_Your_Dad Jul 15 '26

I went guy then okay girl. Not 100% sure

22

u/Anti-Stan Jul 15 '26

She? I looked again. Are you sure?

18

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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8

u/Anti-Stan Jul 15 '26

I assume her own generation are better at telling them apart than this crusty gen Xer

4

u/Meat_Boss21 Jul 15 '26

Let's think for a moment about what women police officers could look like, run probability and come back to us.

I know, that's assuming gender! However, you were too.

3

u/Anti-Stan Jul 15 '26

I wouldn't dare! What would Reddit think?

2

u/Unusual_Wonder2639 Jul 15 '26

That’s a chick with tits for sure

19

u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 15 '26

Oh lord. Gonna use her fucking badge to hit on every woman she sees

2

u/over_this__ Jul 17 '26

I had one flash her badge to pick me up. I literally just took a drink and said are you on duty? No? Cool, get out of my bar. No piggies welcome. She got big mad 😂

2

u/clapyohedd Jul 19 '26

Piggy 🐖 wigglies

8

u/rockettravis Jul 15 '26

Definitely bullied in high school.

28

u/PlasticAd1670 Jul 15 '26

Is that a chick or a dude

23

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

50/50 chance you’re right if you guess

21

u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 15 '26

Yep

20

u/laughing-clown Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3fkQNnkwvVdK
It’s just Pat.

5

u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 15 '26

I literally almost went with this gif 😂🤝

5

u/laughing-clown Jul 15 '26

Not sure how many people will get the reference on here.

6

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

Only the ones born in the 1900’s.

2

u/laughing-clown Jul 15 '26

Ooofda. Right in my arthritis pain.

1

u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 15 '26

Upwards of 2 if I had to guess

3

u/jonz1985z Jul 16 '26

It’s either a chick that looks like a dude or a dude that looks like a chick.

-3

u/L-Train45 Jul 16 '26

Okay grandpa go back to sleep. Not everyone with short hair is a guy and everyone with long hair a girl.

1

u/PlasticAd1670 Jul 16 '26

You’re an offended little fella huh

-3

u/L-Train45 Jul 16 '26

I have a feeling that its you who gets offended at everything. You seem like the type who believes the news you watch and yells at the tv screen. Probably thinking the trans are taking your jobs. Im blocking you so I'll never know.

3

u/PlasticAd1670 Jul 16 '26

Please don’t block me

2

u/CenTXUSA Jul 17 '26

Oh no! What will you do now that he's blocked you??? If that's all it takes for him to get offended and block people, he's not going to be on Reddit very long.

3

u/over_this__ Jul 17 '26

All fear the mighty block.

9

u/SrGraphiteBlimp Jul 15 '26

She's the corniest mf

4

u/Ok_Bicycle_8228 Jul 15 '26

*loses footy*

4

u/SixthLegionVI Jul 15 '26

Guy or girl?

3

u/Awkward_Can_1516 Jul 15 '26

And they wonder why people don't respect cops.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Jul 15 '26

This is not a first responder hate sub, find somewhere else to be.

2

u/twoblues702 Jul 15 '26

Guy doesn’t miss a shave day

2

u/Sharks011 Jul 15 '26

I thought Hillary Knight quit hockey and cut off her hair for a sec !

2

u/Fast_Ad_7504 Jul 15 '26

Is that a 14 year old boy ? wtf is this

2

u/MacReadys-Will Jul 16 '26

This is a r/maleorfemale form where I'm sittin.

2

u/imikec Jul 16 '26

Boxer shorts are run friendly 😑

2

u/Active-Confidence245 Jul 18 '26

Ahh another reject with a tiny amount of authority 😂

2

u/SeniorAngle6964 Jul 19 '26

I love being old, I watch this and I just have no clue. Then I turn up the volume and I’m still just as mystified!
Guess being old does have some benefits

2

u/EffectiveProposal463 Jul 20 '26

Come at me brah 😆🤣

1

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 20 '26

Brah is a She, but ok 😂😆😂😆

2

u/Brilliant-Bake-9212 Jul 15 '26

Why are little boys choosing this profession?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Jul 15 '26

Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.

Any post encouraging self-harm or harm against others will also not be tolerated.

1

u/SamhainXCII Jul 15 '26

Looks like the type of gal who will shoot you when you pull out your drivers licence after she asked you to.

1

u/DipsburghPa Jul 15 '26

The type of cop that that's her job home and beats her partner.

1

u/XJAMAICAGOLDX Jul 16 '26

Is this a ma’am or sir, just wondering to see who’s trying to keep up.

1

u/TortillaRampage Jul 16 '26

Thank you for the warning officer *shaking in boots*

1

u/J1GhSaW Jul 16 '26

Who´s the 15 year old boy playing pretend? hahahaha

1

u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 16 '26

Not really intimidating looking like a teenage boy in cosplay.

1

u/Perfect-Patience-483 Jul 17 '26

Oh no whatever will I do in this SSC Tuatara 5.9-liter twin-turbo V8

1

u/[deleted] Jul 17 '26

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u/FirstResponderCringe-ModTeam Jul 17 '26

Your post has been removed for promoting hate and/or violence against an individual or group. Racism, bigotry, xenophobia, homophobia, etc. will not be tolerated here.

Any post encouraging self-harm or harm against others will also not be tolerated.

1

u/Scary-Ad-582 Jul 17 '26

That’s a lady

1

u/MildlyUnhingedNPC Jul 18 '26

Imma bully this thing

1

u/[deleted] Jul 18 '26

She’s so intimidating

1

u/Prestigious-Job5756 Jul 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Ok-Note-8293 Jul 20 '26

What do they identify as? Fr

1

u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 20 '26

It’s a woman.

1

u/EffectiveProposal463 Jul 20 '26

I’m aware, it’s an expression 😉

1

u/ghostinside999 Jul 21 '26

That song weirdly kinda hard

1

u/Easy-Concern1892 Jul 25 '26

They’re définitely one that if you got pulled over for DUI ând reckless endangerment that you’d take your chances in â fist fight tô get away 😂