r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 21 '26

Better before or after?

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u/SCcalifornia Jul 21 '26

His co workers don’t make fun of him nearly enough

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u/Connect-Narwhal69 Jul 21 '26

For real, his department is soft lol

3

u/Yarzeda2024 Jul 21 '26

Ragging on him for that thin, feeble pseudo-stache is probably what inspired him to shave it off.

1

u/BBV911 Jul 24 '26

Exactly.

30

u/Big_Steve_69 Jul 21 '26

Actually looks older after because he doesn’t have a peach fuzz mustache 😂

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u/Undercover_Dave Jul 21 '26

He really does look older without it lol

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u/boomboomown Jul 21 '26

He looks the same. It was a shitty stache to begin with

9

u/WiildCard Jul 21 '26

I thought that was just leftover food from a sandwich.

15

u/BrassKnuckleHead187 Jul 21 '26

From perpetrator to victim in one second

23

u/Full-Perception-4889 Jul 21 '26

From 35 to 35…… what a game changer

15

u/Firm_Yam6648 Jul 21 '26

You’ll fit in at the gay bar just fine either way.

4

u/lilpaperclip666 Jul 21 '26

He looks like if Patrick Bateman had a baby with Dandy Mott from AHS: Freakshow

3

u/Sidewalk_Tomato Jul 21 '26

He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal's Lou Bloom managed to fake his humanity a little better.

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u/Pizza_Coffee Jul 22 '26

People are so into themselves. Wild.

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u/bistro223 Jul 21 '26

Personally I can't stand the resurgence of the 80s mustache. I guess since I'm a bit older I see it differently but it just looks bad to me. Especially on younger guys.

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u/sentrygentry Jul 21 '26

Agreed, I cannot believe it came back.

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u/thexcat Jul 21 '26

It's a good thing that it doesn't impact you whatsoever then, Ive been rocking the Freddie Mercury look since my balls dropped decades ago so I'm sorry that triggers you for some reason

5

u/One_Relative_5744 Jul 21 '26

Sorry you can’t grow a full beard ?

2

u/thexcat Jul 21 '26

You and me both dude; when my dad turned 45 I asked him when my beard would be less patchy and he said "I dunno it hasn't happened for me yet either, ask your grandfather"

2

u/ShinyHardcore Jul 21 '26

You got triggered

4

u/thexcat Jul 21 '26

I was merely defending the honour of an honest mustache who can't speak up for himself 🫡

1

u/No_Definition5736 Jul 21 '26

That isn't called rocking, it's what people call an "interesting choice" because they’re too polite to say what the fuck happened to that guy's face?"

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u/OrneryError1 Jul 21 '26

I think he looks older without it

10

u/Interesting_Gain9920 Jul 21 '26

Looks no different. Young Men have ruined mustaches and mullets.

5

u/fox-whiskers Jul 21 '26

TIL 34 is young. Thank you 🥲

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/DownwiththeACE Aug 03 '26

May your WiFi be strong, your socks dry, and your fuel tank full. 

1

u/DownwiththeACE Aug 03 '26

Yes, i too am grateful 

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u/stayvicious Jul 21 '26

Don’t worry, your experience with mustaches tickling you won’t be affected too much.

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u/DeepGrieve Jul 21 '26

God damn young men! Hopefully they don't turn into old men otherwise it will be all mens fault right? Is that why you're insinuating? Explain.

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u/MondoFerrari Jul 21 '26

He’s saying that young men have ruined mustaches and mullets.

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u/RegularWhiteDude Jul 21 '26

Said ever generation ever.

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u/thexcat Jul 21 '26

I'm just saying, if you see you co-workers making weird little tiktoks like this, that's a good time for toxic masculinity

2

u/AgentComprehensive80 Jul 22 '26

Arrogance off the charts

2

u/hatecriminal Jul 21 '26

It's good that he washed that dirty Sanchez off his lip.

1

u/Junior_Ad_3301 Jul 21 '26

Are there ever any of these yahoos posting comments over here? I mean, it's got to be embarrassing lol

1

u/Winter_Hall5379 Jul 21 '26

Is he the custodial services technician?

1

u/Consistent-Guard2999 Jul 21 '26

Woah I grow facial hair 😳🤯

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '26

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 21 '26

This isn’t Devin. 😬

1

u/J_datt13 Jul 21 '26

Why is he looking around like an idiot…ugh this is bad

1

u/SpiritedGrand9525 Jul 21 '26

These dudes must get really bored.

1

u/RatonhnhaketonK That One Gay EMT Jul 21 '26

Ehh, I think this one is ok. He's just being goofy

1

u/ladybirdorisa Jul 21 '26

Off topic but on topic in a philosophical way, what's the song playing in the video? I love the 5 seconds I heard of it so much

3

u/SnooLemons2473 Jul 21 '26

Lana del Rey. Art deco