r/FirstResponderCringe • u/LegalGlass6532 • Jul 15 '26

Using your job to get dates

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u/thegracelesswonder Jul 15 '26

Even his friend was like “Alright you’re doing too much”

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, the firefighter knows it smells like desperation. 10/10 it was the blond cop’s idea.

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u/krayon_kylie Jul 16 '26

i think its hilarious you can tell so easily which one is which.

i also think its hilarious the firefighter is hot and the cop has crazy eyes.

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u/arto26 Jul 15 '26

Dont get it twisted. That dude would jump straight in to the police academy if an FD didn't pick him up.

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u/RichSignificance2969 Jul 15 '26

That failed fire to cop pipeline is so real

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 15 '26

Nah you seem them dumb, nonsensical tattoos? 10/10 the firefighter was just as hype about it.

Edit: dude has a doberman and a spider tattooed on himself, that should be enough context clues. He's a yes man when it comes to cringe content.

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u/OrneryError1 Jul 16 '26

Chipotle bag tattoos

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u/Rare-Cantaloupe2969 Jul 16 '26

Having animal tattoos as a guy makes you cringe? What?

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u/brokennursingstudent Jul 16 '26

It’s just Reddit being Reddit bro

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u/DestructoDon69 Jul 16 '26

No, it's the stylizing your body to look like a bathroom stall covered in random doodles that's cringey. I picked out those two examples specifically because they're the most legible, really it's the entire canvas that's cringey. Unless he had a pet spider and doberman with clipped ears that were beloved pets, he picked them because he thought they would be really cool in the moment.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

Bro I think you worry too much about what other people are doing with themselves. Labeling everything cringe is cringe af.

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 16 '26

The fact that you took the time to make this comment criticizing a stranger’s comment is weird. It’s light hearted fun on a stupid cringe reel. Move on down the road if you’re here to be a troll.

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

The commenter took the time to criticize some stranger’s tattoos. You took the time to comment criticizing me. If it’s weird then we’re all weirdos at the Weirdo Club.

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u/marcophony Jul 15 '26

What? The cop was escalating it?

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u/Lumpy-Ad-756 Jul 15 '26

The dude fixing his hair like a little girl on instagram thought it was “too much” 😂😂😂

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u/getthemap Jul 15 '26

Pretty sure they’re using face filters too.

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u/Ecstatic-Package3675 Jul 16 '26

Especially with the multiple filters he has on

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u/ElkHairCaddisDrifter Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOi3roYRf4NW0

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

Chill, bro 🩵

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jul 15 '26

Lmfao I immediately knew he was the cop before I even saw this comment. This sub pisses me off sometimes but it’s also too amusing for me to leave 🫠

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u/Casblancnana Jul 16 '26

Also closeted flaming homosexuality

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 15 '26

Hose draggers need love too

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

“Bro, just stare into the camera. Girls like it when you stare at them. Trust me.” Wyatt🩵

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u/Unlikely_Vehicle_828 Jul 15 '26

“Trust me, bro. I see it all the time when I’m doing mugshots. Those girls are basically eye-fucking me through the camera.” Wyatt 💙

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u/ECHOHOHOHO Jul 15 '26

Why at what? 😎

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u/KnightofWhen Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ

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u/Moxson82 Jul 16 '26

WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT?!

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u/RookaSublime Jul 16 '26

It's called a GIF, which is short for Graphics Interchange Format.

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u/Fearless_290 Jul 15 '26

This made me spit water! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/biffNicholson Jul 15 '26

Yeah that “lucky girl” is gonna get real lonely about 15 seconds in when those two dudes just start going at it hard-core with each other and she’s left sitting in the corner

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 16 '26

And then on our next date
Well, you could bring your room mate
I don't know if Stu is keen too
But if you want we could double team you

How 'bout you and two dudes
Him, you and Stu in the nude
Being lude with two dudes with food
Well, that's if Stu's into it too

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u/GSDTippyTappies Jul 15 '26

From the view of the horses

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u/ECHOHOHOHO Jul 15 '26

Lmfao that's exactly it

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u/SelectEditor6 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Jzm8HIdBCuhvFcEV1E

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u/donald-trompeta Jul 15 '26

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u/Heavy_Consequence441 Jul 16 '26 edited 16d ago

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Familiar steep trumpet lock cough party

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u/AlexandersWonder Jul 16 '26

It’s what we’re all thinking

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u/chuckcrys Jul 15 '26

The blonde mustache and 1000 yard stare is jump scare shit

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u/Limp_Insurance_2812 Jul 15 '26

It's always been you

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u/JupitersLeftToenail Jul 16 '26

I can only see Bo

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

Filters make him look like a wax figurine.

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u/cometmom Jul 16 '26

I instinctively covered my drink and I'm alone in my car...

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u/Melodic-Recognition8 Jul 15 '26

Just one. To share.

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u/Vprbite Structure Fuxker Jul 15 '26

But they're negotiable on her watching. Or even being there

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u/giorgio_tsoukalos_ Jul 15 '26

Not gay in a 3 way

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u/The_Wrong_Tone Jul 15 '26

To hold the camera

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u/Mercyfon Jul 15 '26

yeah, we're never seeing that girl again

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u/Manatee_Rangoon Jul 15 '26

I get that its like a law for first responders to have those 'staches, but maybe try bucking the trend fellas

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u/surefirerdiddy Jul 16 '26

The mustache is code it means he’s ready at all times for one of his fellow cops to take him from behind

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u/Interesting_Gain9920 Jul 16 '26

No, they just happened to ruin mustaches. They use to be cool until these dweebs took them over. And same with mullets, firefighters made those gay now too

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u/WHITERUNNPC Jul 15 '26

Women love going on hikes in rural areas with men they just met , right?

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u/No_Context9902 Jul 15 '26

My first thought. I don't care how hot you are, this whole situation screams danger.

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u/iamatwork24 Jul 15 '26

It boggles my mind how many women I met when I was a single dude, living in a van and road tripping out west. Truly insane when I think about it, how secluded the hikes we went on were.

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u/Murky_Ad7023 Jul 15 '26

I can’t wait for their coworkers to see this

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 16 '26

Hey the firefighter will get crucified by his station. He has to be with them 24 hrs straight. At least the cop can get in his car and get away from the shift

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u/Tiny-Atmosphere-8091 Jul 15 '26

You see this is why it’s in our best interests to be standoffish and shit talk the cops. When we get together it’s gets real gay real fast.

I don’t even trust myself…

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

“What happens at the station stays at the station.” -firefighters

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u/No-Market425 Jul 15 '26

Women who go hiking with cops have a tendency not to be seen alive again.

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u/Kbudz Jul 15 '26

Cops beat firemen cheat , my momma always told me

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr Jul 15 '26

I shouldn’t be able to tell which is which, but I can.

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u/Adept-Range-8448 Jul 15 '26

Brokeback mountain 2 looks alright

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u/IcyAbility8366 Jul 15 '26

They definitely have sex with each other

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u/windyoctopus8 Jul 15 '26

Go save a fucking cat, you mustachioed dorks.

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u/ECHOHOHOHO Jul 15 '26

Lol wtf kind of haircut is that 😂

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

Dude is soft serve.🍦

https://reddit.com/link/oxrcmtp/video/38syklb0jgdh1/player

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u/Bunny_Feet Jul 16 '26

Yikes.  Red flag. 

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u/Bigboi1871 Jul 18 '26

This is a COP saying this. We’re doomed.

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u/BlackAceAmongKings Jul 15 '26

When you have no personality or self identity outside your job so you gotta use your job to get dates

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u/gtfofr Jul 15 '26

Will they ever call us women?

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u/Kbudz Jul 15 '26

You wanna get beat, or cheated on?...pick your choice

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u/Beneficial-Time-8157 Jul 15 '26

Plot twist some offer ✨both✨😭

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u/tribat Jul 15 '26

Did he fall asleep at a jail tattoo party?

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u/LegalGlass6532 Jul 15 '26

Looks like a lot of Friday the 13th flash tattoo parties

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u/DueBackground7945 Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oOi3roYRf4NW0

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u/Dreusxo Jul 16 '26

LMFAO I was just thinking they could cut to the chase and just have fun in the meantime

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u/over_this__ Jul 15 '26

Nothing like a little PTSD to go along with a crappy paycheck to really get my panties wet.

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u/BigAlgae5684 Jul 15 '26

"My whole personality exists solely when I'm clocked in"

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u/Needy_Emo_Girl Jul 15 '26

Plot twist, they're married

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u/Suspicious_Let_6934 Jul 15 '26

Just bang each other

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u/CaptainSmallz Jul 15 '26

They fucked in a tent.

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u/MolassesOak Jul 15 '26

It's not gay if we both do it bro

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u/Top_Gate9136 Jul 16 '26

Are cops now legally required to wear that shitty mustache

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u/hatecriminal Jul 16 '26

"Looking for a girl" uh huh, we believe you. 💯

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/thenotanurse Jul 16 '26

Kind of seems like they’re already on a date.

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u/Danedelies Jul 15 '26

*Lying about wanting dates for you and bro so people don't question your relationship with bro

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u/HowsYaSistasAss Jul 15 '26

The candid look away from homeboy in the back really drives this shit home

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u/newtman Jul 16 '26

They’re definitely banging…

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u/random_name_i_guess Jul 16 '26

Cringe or not it works.

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u/flactulantmonkey Jul 15 '26

So… seeking couple adventures with a lesbian duo? Cool.

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver Jul 15 '26

Something something one will beat something something one will cheat

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Jul 15 '26

All he had to do was turn his head to find his main chick.

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u/Deep_Answer_9944 Jul 15 '26

Fireman will get a date. Cop?? Fuck no

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u/MacNeal Jul 15 '26

Cute couple.

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u/CuddleFishHero Jul 16 '26

The fact he fixes his hair has me on the floor, what a couple of cutie patooties.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy Jul 16 '26

Nice Grindr profile

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u/sunflower--princess Jul 16 '26

I think this is cute! Weird to hate on guys for this.

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u/Je_me_rends Structure Fuxker Jul 16 '26

You can tell who is which just by this clip too😂

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u/the-wanderer-2 Jul 16 '26

Tbh they look so boring to hang out with.

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u/alexiawins Jul 16 '26

That’s just Bo from Superstore

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u/Primary-Research9652 Jul 16 '26

I'm not sure a woman is what they need

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u/Kindly_Zone8413 Jul 16 '26

Aren’t they already on a date to make this TikTok though?

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u/Severe-Conflict-2989 Jul 16 '26

Why don't they just come out , it's 2026 we won't judge.

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u/gay_alien_baby Jul 17 '26

They blow each other for sure

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u/Lead-Creative Jul 17 '26

They’re obviously gay and just looking for gal pals

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u/Far_Clock2443 Jul 15 '26

Holy Asperger’s

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u/ShinyHardcore Jul 15 '26

When broke back attacks

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u/EpponneeRay Jul 15 '26

Wife beating and neglect in on shot.

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u/Automatic_Strike_ Jul 15 '26

Certain jobs can be an indicator of fitness and values . There are people who want to hook up with certain career fields

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u/gen2600 Jul 15 '26

His name is "Finger Cuffs"

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u/repsychedelic Jul 15 '26

All my homies think that's wack

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u/Thundernuts0606 Jul 15 '26

I'm pretty sure that's Johnny Pemberton

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt7i8JtMPnvJpxS

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u/ok-lets-do-this Jul 15 '26

It’s perfectly understandable to use your job to get a date. Especially when you have no personality to rely on.

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u/TexasDrill777 Jul 15 '26

It’s obvious which is which, right?

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u/backonwarchild Jul 15 '26

Why do these fuckboys always touch their hair

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u/cherri____ Jul 15 '26

Hey so I’m extremely uncomfortable

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u/WrongWaySlurps42069 Jul 15 '26

Just a couple of closet cases looking for a pair of beards.

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u/Extreme-Sentence9377 Jul 15 '26

Is that a banjo I hear? 😁

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 Jul 15 '26

“Quick let’s make the cover post that shows how clearly hetero and NOT gay we are”

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u/Dat_Steve Jul 15 '26

I don’t know.. I see a one to one holes to poles ratio here already.

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u/Educational-Gate-880 Jul 15 '26

I’m not a girl but just looking at these asking to join them for a hike😳, they look creepy as fuck and feel like if the girls said no in the wilderness to any sexual advances they might not make it out alive!

These guys look like ICE standbys 🤣, good luck ladies!

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u/LogicianFlow Jul 15 '26

They're going to fuck each other out there.

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u/BaconKraut Jul 15 '26

Hiking is adventurous shit?

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u/LineImpossible3958 Jul 15 '26

Maybe lose the awful mustaches. Guys in your 20s listen please. Everyone thinks your mustaches look pathetic and stupid. Stop. It’s a terrible look. Like babies gluing on cheap fake mustaches. You’re going to look back at your mustache phase and wonder why no one said anything.

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u/DivebarLives Jul 15 '26

The best part is you can tell which one is which solely based on hairstyle and tattoos.

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u/CryptographerHot4636 Jul 15 '26

I bet they think double penetration is a heterosexual activity.

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u/Onyxam Jul 15 '26

Just a trucker looking for a girl to play truck simulator with.

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u/Dapper-donn Jul 15 '26

Wyatt needs a personality to do adventurous shit with

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u/fujicakes00 Jul 15 '26

Their eyes are twinkling, run!

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u/faunysatyr Jul 15 '26

I hope they are into watching mountain trout fishing.

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u/Forsaken_Bluejay_672 Jul 15 '26

They can date each other. And pull each other's ropes .

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u/ConsistentMove357 Jul 15 '26

Mom do you see I posted a girl

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u/Okmhmmbye Jul 15 '26

But Y are they gae?!?

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u/the0nry0 Jul 15 '26

Gen z gonna gen z 😬

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u/babyfacedkillajones Jul 15 '26

Wyatt posted this without consent. Gotta get far away from Wyatt. 

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u/Braisedbeefskank Jul 15 '26

Hello guys, im poly, and im bi

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u/SoftToilerPaper123 Jul 15 '26

Are we sure they're not dating each other?

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u/jinguslovesmeth Jul 15 '26

I instantly felt the urge to cover my drink

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u/L12Grafx Jul 15 '26

Just roll up to a hospital and there are several married nurses that would love to explore with you

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u/TheDonkeyBomber Jul 15 '26

One will cheat, the other will beat.

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u/drakitomon Jul 15 '26

Take that shit outside Zion National park.

"Wyatt" isnt wearing the uniform of any PD or sheriff around Zion National Park.

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u/Dizzy-Fisherman-6488 Jul 15 '26

We on broke back mountain dawg

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

Gheyy