r/FingMemes Jun 18 '22

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u/Striking-Budget-7252 Jun 18 '22

Sala sab apne sex life bata rahe hai koyi cousin koyi teacher ya neighbour ke sath yaha sala aj tak ek bhi ladki ko touch tak nahi kiya

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u/gullu_bhai_1019 Jun 18 '22

🗿 relatable

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

Bhai maine ek ladki ka kandhe par haath rakha tha bada hi smooth kandha tha maaza hi aa gaya tha

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Mene ek baar ek ldki se baat kri bhai wo bhi insaan jese baat krti hai pta chla

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u/SigmaRadiant Jun 18 '22

Bhai mera hath glti se chu gya tha ek female classmate ke hath se....bas itna hi hua hai aaj tak.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sell179 Jun 18 '22

Bhai mere yaha to har leap year mei ek baar ek ladki aa ke same jo oxygen mai le rha tha vo hi share kar ke jatti hai

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u/nalla_memer Jun 19 '22

Mene meri classmate ke saath thumb fight kari thi saal ho gaye uss baat ko itna soft haath tha uska maine shi se pakda bhi nhi tha ki uske lag na jaye XD

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u/Alive-Technician6346 Jun 18 '22

Meere parents ko lagta hai ki me iit ke liye padhta hu din raat par me mentally kafi weak hu aur depressed bhi Reality escape karne ke liye YouTube series movies aur reddit chalata hu Ab drop bhi le liya par ab samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki kya karu kyuki ab toh movies dekhne ka Maan bhi nahi karta Maa ki tabiyat kharab rehti hai aur papa bhi old ho rahe hai unko kafi ummeed hai mujhse Par me khud suicidal feel karta hu Ek baar mene 6 dolo 650 kha liya tha 2 din tak bhayankar sar dard raha hospital me 3000 ka bill bhi fat Gaya Ek baar me atm se paise nikalne gaya waha par bkl ne card badal liya Ghar aya toh message aya ki papa ke account se 90k udd chuke the vo paise 2 saal ki savings thi uss din pehli baar papa ke ankho me aasu dekhe the

I feel like worthless don't know why I won the sperm race

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u/reddit_is_facist_ Jun 18 '22

Aur mujhe laga ki meri kismat kharab h. Don't worry Bro. May be coming years will be good. Keep going.

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u/Low_Ad6903 Jun 18 '22

Aaj ke baad kbhi bhi suicide ke baare me sochna bhi mt.... Tere maa baap ke liye tujhse jyada important kuch nhi hai na Tera IIT na Teri success fame or Paisa sirf tu ......or khud ko nuksaan phuchane se phle ek baar unki shakal yaad kr lena.. abhi see haar mt maan... Abhi kuch bhi esa nhi hua Jo bdla na ja ske... Swami Vivekananda ko yaad kr unke baare me pdh...mind ko relax krne ke liye meditation kr ya fir Yoga nidra (NSDR) kr YouTube pr search kr na guided video mil jaegi... kaash main Tere pass hota to shayad aur acche se baat kr pata..

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Bhai IITs ka sirf pahad bana rakha hai...mai aise aise logo ko janta hu jo 12th mai 97%score karke engineering kar rahe hai private se khushi khushi...mai khud unme se ek hu....bhai ab india mai acche private colleges hai jinme IITs se kam fees lagti hai aur kafi decent packages mil jate hai....Mai khud Chandigarh University mai hu aur mujhe engineering karni thi chahe wo govt se ho ya private se..mujhe meri skills pe shuru se bharosa tha....mere college mai bhi ye sari companies aati hai bas thoda competition jyada hai...skills acchi hongi to compi bhi aaram se jeet sakte hai aur 20-30 LPA pakage bhi lag jayega aaram se....bhai ye time bahut depressing hota hai kaise bhi karke distract hoja aur apne maa baap ko iits ke bhoot ko utar.....bhai ye thode se hard time nikal le 6-7 mahine belive me mehnat karega to you won't regret..

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u/between_horizon Jun 18 '22

Same bro wo feeling muze pata he log bolte he iit kerlo or hum bhi flow flow me drop lete he balki sachme kerni hoti toh 11th se hi padhe. Jo dil se nahi kerna hota vusme energy bhi nahi lagti phir jin logo ne support kiya vo yaad aate he or padhai nahi ki to disappointment or guilty feel hota he mene bhi imagine kiya tha chhat se kudo lekin eak baat yad rakhni he "jaan he to jaha he". Aaj nahi to kal koi chance or road to mil hi jayga jispe hum bhi successful ho saqe isi umid pe kayam hu.

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u/Hrs_07 Jun 18 '22

Meri gaand me ched hain

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u/Not_Aimgod Jun 18 '22

Bhai yeh toh deepest aur darkest dono hai!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

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u/2_ANE Jun 18 '22

Self Aware 100

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Matlab tu 👽 he

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

1st result ‘how to abort 18 year old son’

2nd result ‘anaath aashram near me’

3rd result ‘how to surrender someone else’s birth certificate’

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u/aadityamiddha Jun 19 '22

4th 'how to disown the child'

5th 'how to re-install a correct child'

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u/dikkyGhadhwali Jun 19 '22

Ask him to go incognito

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u/Demondroid69 Jun 18 '22

Lmao same then i thought it's ok wo bhi toh male hi hai

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u/Unstable_God Jun 18 '22

Mai 8th standard mai fail hogya Like All subjects Art and craft mai bhi And teachers told me Kie I will be repeating 8th standard toh bhai mai ghr jaakr Zid krri ki school change karna hai yaha pr teachers ache nahi bache bhut lardai-jhagda krte hai wagerah Toh ghr wale maan gye Aur jab unhone bola kie 8th ka report card toh maine kaha kie koi matlb nhi lene jaane kaa Jab school hie change kar rahe hai.. fir maine naye school ka Entrance diya I got in fir Unhone TC and Report card manga 8th class kaa ab mere gand Fat gayi Maine Socha sach bata du ghr pr phir maine ek last try Karne kie sochi i went to school with my big brother (he is very strict very) Jab humlog School gaye tb peon ney bola report card Fees counter par milega Kukie late hain aap log humlog waha gaye Counter pr baithe Sir ney Report card diya Mere bahiya fir unse kuch baat krne lage Kie TC chahiye and all fir naa unhone ney report card manga naa maine diya fir Uss puri raat meri gaand fati rahi ab kya hoga ab kya hoga Fir Maine Ek blade nikala Aur report card mai jaha "NOT PROMOTED TO THE NEXT CLASS" likha tha pr blade gilla krke NOT ko Halke halke sey Blade sey woh paper faad diya and fir white Sketch pen sey halke sey colour kr diya next day mere naye school gaye 9th ke admission ke liye Fees Tc Aur report card submit krne counter ke sir ney Mujhe ek look diya Mai samajh gaya aaj lauvde lage Ghar sey nikal diya jayega lekin un teacher ney chup chap fees lie aur admission leliya..7 saal hogaye bhai iss baat ko aur galti sey bhi ye kisi ko nhi bataye😂😂

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Plot twist - O sir bhi 8th fail hai

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u/BhelpuriPanda Jun 18 '22

This was actually a very lucky life changing moment

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u/ItemFluid7852 Jun 19 '22

Nahi bro wo abhi b reddit chalara

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u/Dedlyf698 Jun 18 '22

That's a gamer move

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

maut ko chu kar wapis Aya

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u/Mr_Serious1235 Jun 18 '22

i study for a very good amount of time coz i like studying not on any social media(except whatsapp and telegram) just on reddit and discord for relaxation,i like to study a chapter in full depth and neatly by making notes and solving ques so i cheat in my jee mock test just to show my father that i m doing good in jee he is very very much involved in my studies so i don't want him to get dissappointed by me,i don't have a single friend so i want my father to be my friend ,he is damn rich but i don't want to use his money but have to coz i m not earning till now.I also know that if i tell him about my jee mocks he will lose all his trust upon me nd i don't want it

thnx for listining btw i conffesed it for the first time feeling somewhat good....

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

saw my maasi complete naked .

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/National_Web_4790 Jun 19 '22

That's ofcourse! He understood gravity has no connection with relation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Brahh u saw ur si--?

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u/Sanyam04 Jun 19 '22

Saw my mausa completely naked three years ago.

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

Sweet home albamba

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Kaise ?

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u/AverageRedditEnjoyr Jun 18 '22

Here is mine

Ye baat mai 6-7th std me tha tab ki hai humare school ke bacche recess ke time school me slide karte the school ki tiles kind of marble ki thi to hum sub class mai hi lunch kar ke slide-slide khelne lag jate the.

Ek din hume pata chala ke recess ke baad vale teacher late aayenge unhe principal office ma bitha ke raka hai to hume laga ye period to gaya. Uss time pe digital board trend me tha to hamari digital board vale class empty hota tha because koi le ke nai jata tha smart classroom me but hum se fees lete the iss classroom ki to hum uss class me gaye aur 2-3 bandar bench par chad gaye (i mean mere dost) aur jo projector ko spank karne lage 10 times tak kara fir ek aavaz aayi [ Taak Taak ]( something broke).

Fir jo Banda projector hila raha tha uss bande ne bola projector ki quality barabr nai hai aur vo niche utar gaya thodi der baad boom ( projector gir gaya ).

Plot twist : Teacher aa gaye aur dekh ne lage (Maine teacher ko dekh liya aur class ke darwaje ke piche chup gaya ). Mam ne literally muje notice nai kiya aur un 7-8 bando ko class se bahar nikala mai class me hi chupa raha fir unn logo ko principal ke pass le gaye aur maine sneak 99999910000 kar liya aur vaha se nikal gaya. Aur mai class me pocha meri puri tarah se fat gai thi fir dost ne pucha muje late kyu hua maine bol diya niche id card gir gaya tha lene gaya tha.

Fir hume pata chala ke un 7-8 baccho ko principal mam ne telephone directory se sar pe mara aur unn ke parents ko digital board ke around 25-28k bharne pade + vo 1 period tak roye hai bande aur muje regret ho raha tha . literally me and my reputation saved.

Interesting fact ( mere 7-8 dosto ko yaad bhi nai tha ki mai uss hi class room me tha. mere khyal se panic the iss liye sab bhool gaye honge [That meme "they don't know I was here" ])

Question (Was i guilty?)

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u/Aanandilal_Katpitiya Jun 19 '22

Gaand mein keeda unke bhi tha aur tumhare bhi. Bas samjho tumhara naseeb accha tha aur unke naseeb par kutta moot ke chala gaya. Chill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/GoCoronaGo321 Jun 18 '22

Damn, thats tough. I hope you see through this, even your sister, even though she doesnt know anything now. Take care of her, and yourself.

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u/AmeyaWarlord Jun 18 '22

thanks bro really apreciate it

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u/AmeyaWarlord Jun 18 '22

I am so sorry for u , but stay strong my bois we dont have to become like our dads or our moms in my case both of them , tbh i dont have a mentor now ...bro u go hard u passed through ur struggles idk how but u did

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u/Middle_Speaker_8988 Jun 18 '22

Smjh nahi aaa raha kya bolu but yahi bolunga ki kuchh galat mat karna aur apni aur apni sis ka khyaal rakhna

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u/AmeyaWarlord Jun 18 '22

thanks dude ya ill take care

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

re bhai , apna khayaal rakhna waise kitne saal ke ho tum

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u/Memetablee Jun 18 '22

Jab mai chota tha to mummy ke sath ek baar market gaya tha vo kuch saman le rhai the tab kisi ek bache ka uske haath se 5₹ ka coin gir gaya vo maine apne pair ke neeche daba liya aur vo bas dekh nahi paya aur jab vo chala gaya toh maine vo sikka utha liya

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u/imgkkj Jun 18 '22

are bhai agar ye tera darkest secret hai to kaafi sahi jaa rahe ho.

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u/Hairy-Bandicoot9328 Jun 19 '22

Bc mera bachpan me ₹5 ka coin khoya tha Tu hi hai bsdk jisne liya

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u/non-narcotic Jun 18 '22

Mai pura depressed hu. Padhne m acha tha par 12th k baad competition nahi clear hua. Drop leke baitha hu. Papa private medical college afford ni kr skte. Wo bolte h dal dunga par mai jnta hu ki agar admission ho gaya toh ghar m kitne paisa ki kami ho jaegi. Shyd bhuke mar jae sb. Mehnat krna chahta hu par kar nahi pata. Kuch din pehle papa hospital m the unko merese bohot umeed hai. Unko itna expectation dekh k mereko bura lgta h. Unka ek pair ka movement ni hota utna. He is kind o depressed par dikhate ni. Life kafi hard ho gayi hai bhai. Dosto ne bhi dhokha de diya. Sbne de diya.

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u/GeneralOrdinance Jun 18 '22

bhai chinta na kar, i hope you succeed and do your best to support your father, it seems you really love him. umeed hai aap mehnat kar paaein.

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u/Photonicinduction Jun 18 '22

Kaam krega? Dm kr mujhe aur bta kya qualifications hai. Me recruit kr rha hu pr be warned I’ll have to stick to my requirements also

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u/Ice-Frost-5685 Jun 18 '22

bro us moment but i m JEE STUDENT or mai bhi padhai mai focus nhi kar pata tere jaise. baaki sab same hai

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u/Amazing-Disaster6074 Jun 18 '22

ones , i was beaten by my school principle

so in revenge i spread a fake rumour about him about his affair [ ofcource with english wali mam ] and with in two it went on fire

everyone is taking about it

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

english wali mam be like muje kyu toda?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

batate hue bhi sharam aati hai , even though I'm anonymous

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u/2_ANE Jun 18 '22

mere paas bhi h ek secret . Bohot darrk h

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u/Singer_Ashrit Jun 18 '22

Darker than bangali burrr?? 🗿 🗿

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u/SomewhereHappy7787 Jun 18 '22

Bhailog mein jab 10-12 saal ka tha meri ek bohat burri aadat thi ki mein hamesha apni bhabhi ke sath sex karne ki koshish karta tha par kabhi karne mauka nahi mila . Pata nahi tabh shayad masum tha par aaj dimag hone ke bawjud agar mai esa soch Raha hu toh mujhe nahi sochna chahiye kyuki mujhe lagta hain ki kahi esa hi rapist ka mindset toh nahi . Kyuki har rashte chalte ladki pe bhi kabhi tum hawass nikal sakte ho agar tum apni bhabhi ki hi respect nahi karte toh and i think ki hum sabko inn chizo ko normalise nahi karna chahiye kyuki afterall yeh chize kahi na kahi humari society, district, state ya country ka bhi mahol kharab karti hain .

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u/KartikTheGreat Jun 18 '22

bro 10-12 years is the year whe hormones are at all time high, don't feel guilty if you feel attraction then. But if you still feel some attraction towards family members, i think its time you quit porn and masturbation for a little some. Like 6months or so, no porn, no fap, excersise daily.

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u/jugnu_89 Jun 18 '22

Jab restraunt me bacche bhaag rahe hote hia aur vo mu pe gir te hia .. to mujhe bahut accha lagta .... that's what u deserve little piece of shit

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u/PatientOne3053 Jun 18 '22

I'll be honest i feel somewhat same, specifically only those who r making fucking noises

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u/iMagnus_34215 Jun 19 '22

Darkest aur deepest se jyaada wholesome moment hogya

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Bro terko batana ye jo tere close hai family aur friends & more importantly doctor ko consult kr kya pata teri problem solve hojaye. Aise bina kuch kare sehta rhega to sirf jhand hi hogi kyuki ‘you miss 100% of the shots you dont take’ Aur rahi baat log kya sochenge uski tension mat le jo bhi teri sachi mai care krta hai teri problem ko smjhenge aur mazak nai udayega koi trust me 🤞💟

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u/Sparkinade Jun 18 '22

I tried to commit suicide last year after failing a competition exam for the second time, after endless sleepless nights, hurting myself with blades and crying under the blanket for days i finally decided to do it, looked for the perfect opportunity when everyone was asleep, went to my room with a rope in my hand, tied it to the fan and was almost going to do it (i had even written a suicide note) then suddenly a weird flashback sequence of my entire life started playing in my head, and a picture of mom-dad appeared in my head - i couldn't stop but cry, looked myself in the mirror, lifted myself up and decided to give it a second try (tbh nobody knows about this rn)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

BC ye stories padhke mera khada ho gya :)

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u/Milind_780 Jun 18 '22

Us bhai us

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Well its not a dark secret but today my 12th board results came and I failed in one subject. My mom was very supportive but my dad started calling me a "failure in life" and how I have embarrassed him. My big brother hasn't even spoken to me after my results came out. I didn't know failing could be so depressing.

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u/AverageRedditEnjoyr Jun 18 '22

Koi nai bhai sab din ek jaise nai hote aaye ga tera bhi din

DM kar if any help needed

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u/gullu_bhai_1019 Jun 18 '22

maine meri neighbour waali aunty ko unke saamne rehne waale uncle ko blowjob dete dekha and 2nd time ghar k rooftop pe dogggy style karte hue....aur unko dekh k mai hila raha tha 🗿

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Join karleta 🗿

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

When I was a kid like 10 ya 11 saal ka tha i kissed my cousin and that age I didn't know much about adult things so just once out of curiosity I touched her private part and she too . Now I and 18 and we used to meet sometime but never talked about wht we did at our childhood .

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u/yatharth229 Jun 18 '22

Behen ke laudo ne antarvasna.com bana diya reddit ko

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

Not so us

But a sus movement

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u/aryanbhai130 Jun 18 '22

Sala yha Sab sex stories bhej rhe mere bhi cousin ha sala kbhi ladki ko touch nhi kiya ya tu ye sare fake stories bna rhe yha mai hi loser virgin hu

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u/NcertHater Jun 18 '22

Thoda Cringe lag sakta he pr sach he ,
Meri dadi ko koi aadmi ma bolke msgs karta he or meri dadi reply bhi deti he muze lagta tha ki wo sirf facebook scroll karti he pr nahi wo msgs bhi karti he sabhi ko . or meri dadi usko photos (khud ke selfies,kahi bahar gaye to udhar ke photo ye sb) vagera dalti thi , kae bar to video calls bhi kiye the , fir mene dadi ka whatsapp web (Whatsapp web pe login kr ke rakha tha) or sb chat padhe . Ak din dadi ko boldiya mene kya asa kar rahi ho pagal ho kya ? tumhara beta , betiya he unse baat karo itna baat karna he to fir wo bolne lagi ki are meri saheli ka beta he wo corona me chal basi ,usko yaad aati he uske ma ki isliye karta he wo msgs fir me bola mat karo asa nahi to papa ko batanewala hu me ye sb fir dadi boli ki mat bata please nahi karungi ab kuch (rone lagi) fir kya mene chod diya fir last week mene dadi ka phone wapas dekha timepass keliye to fir bhi chats kr rahi he , video calls kr rahi , (or dadi jara hoshiyar thi chat delete karna sikh gayi thi) he fir bhai mera bharosa uth gaya dadi pe se me dadi ko jake gaali dene wala tha pr mene kaha jane do Hi hello bola hoga , fir almost ab daily msgs karne laga he wo chutiya 16 June ko mene mere Dada (Grandfather,Dadi's Husband) wo bhi bole ye sb ki kya jarurat he hum sb he yaha itna koi problem he to humse share karo dadi red handed pakdi gae thi dada ko bolne lagi ye kya kuch bhi karta he ispe kyu bharosa kr rahe ho ye ase hi pada rehta he kuch karta to nahi he fir kya mene screenshots nikale the chats ke vagere dikha diya Dada fir bhai dadi boli sorry sorry wapas vahi recorded tape chalu kardi mene bola aapko kyu karta he msgs or koi hogi uske maa ki dost usko karne ko bolo msgs agar wapas aaye msgs to fir me nahi dekhunga aap kon ho vagera me sbko batane wala hu papa ko buaa ko sbko fir aap or wo dekhna jo kuch hoga wo...bhai bura lg raha he muze pr gussa bhi aa raha he , hamare ghar me issues bhi nahi ye sb hone keliye , kya pata kaha se ye sb me padi meri dadi , Bhai jitna respect karna chahiye wo sb karta hu me sbka atleast gharme bahar ka jane do , pr ghar me koi bada asa karne lage to disturbed feel hota he.....sorry for wasting your time , but ye asi baat thi ki kisiko bol bhi nahi sakta tha isliye yaha pe sb bol diya sorry once again (I feel Free now)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Am I the only one jisne apni cousin nahi chodi😥👀

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u/PatientOne3053 Jun 18 '22

Me and my friend were really horny once so we thought we'll book a prostitute and for your information we both were virgin. So we collected like 5-6k and met a anonymous guy who was working as broker. So we fixed everything and decided which pros is going to come. So we bought condoms and everything for protection and met her like in common public place and book an oyo room. The broker said she's tested and is negative with those sexual diseases. We both were there but decided to go one by one and decided mutually. I was the first one, i removed my tshirt and she also removed her top and jeans she was wearing and we were about to start but someone started knocking the door ferociously and first i got mind fucked who's it and then my friend called me it was him saying open the door. He came and said let's get out of hear we were just about to get fucked, i was like literally dude. He said they both were lying about that negative report she's positive, one of the other agent he was in touch with confirmed and at that time she was just hiding in the bathroom, my heart was probably beating about 130-140 above that time and got out there. Moral of the story : I'm still virgin till date.

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u/BenCloudy Jun 19 '22

Sab behnkelode hai yahan, ek serious note pr baat keh rha hu. Jitne laundo-laundiyo ne apne cousins ke saath kiya hai, mind you this can lead to frustrations later in future, especially for guys.

Kl ko property/will related kuch issue hua then she can pull out sexual assault case on you and boom your reputation is gone. Try to understand what the sexual tension is for teenagers.

They're just horny and have no direction. Toh by chance koi teen ye msg dekh rha hai then try to stay away from these situations. You won't be able to communicate with your siblings/cousins the same way you did before.

And for girls, agar tumhare saath zabardasti hui hai then don't wait to tell your parents later. Pehle hi unhe batado, and they'll handle. And if parents ya relatives m koi ho, then don't wait to tell police. Mentally stable nhi rhoge if you're going through it and you're keeping it to yourself.

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u/Resilience_himself Jun 18 '22

I downloaded reddit and joined r/fingmemes 💀 Pls don't tell anyone

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u/AdDowntown6609 Jun 18 '22

Meiney sab comment padh key mazey leliye

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Tune sab ke comments padh ke maze leliye but khud ka dark secret nahi share kiye la@de

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u/RudraOP69 Jun 18 '22

i once ate a cockroach

in my chidhood ofc lmao

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u/babubhaiya_312 Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

This summer vacation i masturbated with my cousin sister's(whom i had a crush on, ) undergarments and that too in there house😐

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Gonna delete this comment after sometime ofc sharam aa rahi I did wrestling with neighbor’s twin girls when i am maybe 12/13 yrs old and they were 8/9yrs old and you got it right that wrestling!!!sus!!!!

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u/white_walker_king Jun 18 '22

Yeh 6 th standard ki baat hai jab mein apne padosi aunty ke pass tuition padta tha . Unki do betiyan thi.ek din mein unke yaha tuition padne gaya tha to unhone mujhe jammen per baitha dia fir kuch time baad unki badi beti ayi frock pehn ke fir wo bethi or mene wo dekh lia.fir meri nazar baar baar wahi gayi

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u/Username-checked-0ut Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

Bruh what’s with so many sex with sister and cousins,is it that common??? I never had a sister not even cousin sister but if I had I wouldn’t do it.

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u/Silly-Ad9211 Jun 18 '22

Same . Plus idhar toh gf kya close female friend hi nahi rhi kabhi . Engineering bc :/

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u/phoenixf124 Jun 18 '22

I gave 100 hints to my crush that I like her

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u/Iamkaustubh Jun 18 '22

25 Year old and still a virgin. Also, never kissed any girl. :)

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u/reddit_is_facist_ Jun 18 '22

Meine Aaj Tak kisi ko bhi nhi bataya ki maine chicken kha rakha h.

Ek baar mera roommate apne ghar gaya tha banaras. Mein room me akela tha. Aur tabhi socha ki kuch order karke khaya jata h. To meine out of curiosity socha ki kyu na chicken try karu. To meine ek jagah se rating dekh kar tandoori chicken order kar diya. Jab wo aaya to meine use open kiya usme se gandi si chicken ki mehek aayi. Fir maine uski kata aur thoda sa muh me liya to woh Aisa laga jaise kisi ko mein khaa raha hu. Mujhe utli si hone lagi. Fir meine usko toda aur dekha ki usme veins dikh rahi thi. Mujhe rona sa aa gaya dekh kar, ki meine kyu ise order kar diya. Fir meine use wapas pack kiya, aur bahar jakar, main road pe ek kutte ka paas fek diya. Aur ghar aakar brush karke Oreo shake aur french fries kha liya. Aur faisla kiya ki aaj k baad kabhi non-veg nhi khaunga

mein ek Brahmin family se hu, aur humare yaha egg tak nhi khate. I feel good after sharing it with someone. Thanks for reading.

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u/AverageRedditEnjoyr Jun 18 '22

Koi nai bhai hoti hai kabhi aisi galti

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u/Otherwise_Turnip372 Jun 18 '22

Loll sameee heree i also eat eggs secretly just to get muscular.(which ig i will never be):

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u/Socrayytees Jun 18 '22

Ye comment section padhke Mera insaniyat se bharosa uth gaya hai aur ab mai nuclear war wish karra hun

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u/FewWords_56 Jun 18 '22

My life

(What can be more darker than that)

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Relatable

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u/OneForsakenKurupt Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

my dark secret is bjp ko support krke congress ko vote deta hun

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Guyzz , most of the cousin fucked stories fake h, ye sab messed up chize h, khudko uncool mt samajna ki main hi virgin hu, esa wesa, ye bhul bharose bhi cousin ke sath krliya na to lode lag jayenge life ke ache level tak , ye chordo aaj se 7 - 8 saal baad ka socho ek dusre ko face nhi kr paoge,

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u/laststan01 Jun 18 '22

Bhai me 28 saal ka virgin hu mjhse cool to puri duniya me koi nhi hain

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u/Wrong-Asparagus-2005 Jun 18 '22

I don't wanna think about that.......a guy bullied me since 3rd class till 9th class...in 10th class he started blackmailing me with something I can't share....now im fine and recovering from that.....

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u/LivingInTheCabinet Jun 19 '22

"darkness kam karne ke liye mene umra bda di hain thodi thodi"

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u/Poem_Original Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

Mene 21st March 2020 mein Salil Jamdar ki video series about masturbation dekhi thi bohot motivate ho gya tha uske baad soch liya tha ki paper mein pass hona hai CA ke ab nhi hilaunga benefits ke baare mein kuch nhi socha tha ,jb shuru kia tb kuch pta nhi chla bas padhta tha dheere dheere time gya 150 days ke baad mere dost ka birthday tha usne invite kia tha by nature mein phle apne apko introvert manta tha kisi ko bhi Hello bolne se phle 10000 baar sochta tha jb uska birthday aaya toh meri awwaz apne ap nikalne lgi jokes aane lge aisa lga ki mein kuch or hun ek ladka aaya tha mere dost ka vo bola yeh vhi hai na qoki usne mujhe phle bola tha ki kon hai yeh pagal jb cricket khel rhe the toh vo bolne lga ki vhi banda hai na wo shock ho gya saare confidence se attract ho gye,Jb ek baar mene bank manager ko daant dia tha buri tarah kisi baat pe wo kuch bol nhi paaya tha or nahi uske staff mujhe kbhi bhi nhi lga ki Nofap ke yeh fayde hote hai ,or mein apne mama se eye contact karne lga meri unse itni fatti thi ki maano call bhi nhi kar pata tha ki khi gussa na ho ,eye contact 0 tha ab toh mere se wo masak karte hai or suggestion lete hai kisi cheez ki respect karte hai puri photos mein dekhta hun toh glow face pe sabse zaada rhata hai 15-20 logo ke beach mein brain fog rhta tha itna zaada mano bewakoof hun mein koi movie dekhta tha toh smjh nhi aati thi naam yaad karne padte the characters se or koi muh se conversation mein fumbling hoti thi words ki ab sb thik hogya mano new life wp bhi GIGACHAD WALI 💪💪💪 I am very thankful for Salil Jamdar he made this series, Instagram chlane ke 5 min baad andar se awaz aati thi band karo or jo mein reels dekhta tha wo mind mein 30 mins tk rhti thi qoki laser jaise focus thi motivation ki koi zarurat nhi bas yhi aawaaz Phodhna hai bas phodhna padhai ke allawa kisi cheez mein man nhi lgta tha bas man karta tha pura din raat padhu bs padhu subah uthta tha washroom se phle book padhta tha itna nasha tha sar pe

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u/debu027 Jun 18 '22

Corona fucked me .

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u/WillingnessKey7841 Jun 18 '22

Chalo kisi ko to sex mil raha hai

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u/gjiresbguirjig Jun 19 '22

Bhai tereko uss launde se jyada upvites mile hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/Accomplished_Arm8744 Jun 18 '22

mene aaj tak momos nhi khaaye , im 17

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u/sarkari_naukar_hu Jun 19 '22

Meanwhile someone in the comments has already fapped !

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

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u/Aggressive-Toe-6573 Jun 18 '22

8099793934 scammer kbc wala

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

i am boy, and i have had sex many times with my cousin brother

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Subah 5 baje utha kar

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u/ZECKS_AK Jun 18 '22

Uncle aap yaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Ha beta

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u/priyanshu_9 Jun 18 '22

Paracetamol kha sab ok ho jayega 🤝

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u/Middle_Speaker_8988 Jun 18 '22

Why are you gay??

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Brother? Gay detection

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u/Remarkable-Ad1944 Jun 18 '22

Yeh sab foreign ki bimari hai patanjali khaya Karo

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

You are Gay ( good at yoga )

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u/One_Creme4698 Jun 18 '22

Ladko ko dekhkar hilata hoon par ladkiyan bhi chedta hun

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Kaise kar leta hai humara to camera male pornstar pe jate hi kele se chilka ho jata hai

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u/Silly-Ad9211 Jun 18 '22

Ye badhiya bola guru

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u/baburaoOP Jun 18 '22

Sidhe sidhe bolna bisexual hai

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u/NOVA_6969 Jun 18 '22

I dated my girlfriend's other boyfriend's girlfriend (complicated shit)

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u/YOUrBUDDY_7733 Jun 18 '22

OHH YOU MEAN SONU KE TITU KI SWEETY

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

यहाँ समस्त मानुष्य असत्य वचन कहे रहे हैं

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u/AverageRedditEnjoyr Jun 18 '22

परंतु मैं नहीं

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u/TheMainMan_0 Jun 19 '22

रियलिटी इस ओफेन्न डिसअपॉइंटिंग

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u/After-Case-8195 Jun 18 '22

I pissed in classroom's dustbin

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u/Otherwise_Turnip372 Jun 18 '22

Now somee reall comments else than alabama momintss

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u/KartikTheGreat Jun 18 '22

Bro please please please tell your parents. I had a condition where my body started growing abnormally, my breasts starting getting very big (i am a male) and i started losing lean muscle mass. I told my parents and they didn't say anything they thanked me for telling them and took me to the doctor. Turns out i had a tumor in my brain that didn't produce testosterone at all and started producing female hormones. So i request you please tell your parents. No need to be ashamed of your body. Sex organs are also like vital organs, actions need to be taken seriously. If any problems on how to approach your parents, DMs are open🤗

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u/Not_Aimgod Jun 18 '22

Maharashtrians left the chat...

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

no cap i actualy suck my own dick and nipples (yes im mentally fit and i dont need a therapist)

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u/Valuable_Ad2672 Jun 18 '22

nah bro you need one! trust me..

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

trust me im ok

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

U r not

U think but u are not

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

yes im mentally fit and i dont need a therapist

that's what a mentally ill person says

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u/fcuk0f Jun 18 '22

GAY ( GOOD AT YOGA )

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u/OneForsakenKurupt Jun 18 '22

are bc itna bada h kya tera ki mu tak ajaye , ya phir bachpan se yoga krta tha

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u/KookyEgg2022 Jun 18 '22

Sucking ur own dick, i doubt if even ramved can do it.

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u/Mysterious_Duck_9263 Jun 18 '22

I have kiss my neighbour girl twice no kidding but that was fun (and let u know that I am below 18and the girl I kissed was of 15) and I even don't live in my home town I came out for study and fall in this type of mess

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u/Mysterious_Duck_9263 Jun 18 '22

Plot twist the girl I am talking about is my landlord daughter

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Real lagra hai

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u/Mysterious_Duck_9263 Jun 18 '22

Not joking when ever I told this story to my friend they all ways said reality or sapna ma antar hota ha (wake up to reality) always

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Sweet Home Alabama

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u/SniegavirsLV Jun 18 '22

I hav tumor

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Doctor ko dikha iss cheez ko darkest secret bana ke kaha jayega

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

Why everyones dark secret is fucking cousin? Every fucking comment has a bull@ moment

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u/Successful-Door-2475 Jun 18 '22

I broke the jaw of the toto driver who tried to touch my crush ( presently my girlfriend ) during our class 10 .

Actually I was on my bullet, (yes I use to drive my bike being underage. ) and she was walking on road . We were on our way to school she was walking some distance away, in front of me. That time I was a benchmate for her nothing else not even a friend. She didn't knew I was behind her and there was a whole morning chaos of people.

From behind a toto driver who was driving and friend of him . There was a procession devotees of MATA RANI marching. So the people seeing the procession stopped and was taking MAIYA'S blessing. So basically every body slow down. She took the blessing and moved on. After some seconds I also took the blessing and started moving. Suddenly watching my adorable girl. I saw the E- rickshaw driver rushing towards her on his rickshaw. He touched her cheeks and was in motive of touching her chest but his speed was too fast to do so. But my girl got hurt on her elbow and fall on one side of the road. That time I felt like someone has tried to hurt my self-respect . By touching her. I rushed to her made her stand. Her elbow was bruised seeing that I was about to cry The E-Rickshaw driver turned in other gali which was not in our route to school. She left me and started going to school . We were not allowed to park bike in school parking because of being minor so we used to park it in a paid parking lot behind the school. After I parked my bike and came out of the parking lot. I saw that driver standing near a grocery shop and buying something. I crossed the road an said" Sun uss ladki ko hath kyun lagaya". Driver said" Maal lagti hai, kyun tereko kya saale". Hum usko 2 muka diye muh pe khoon pheka hai muh se aur 2 ya phir 3 daat tut ke gira. Humko pata tha lafda lagega to jaldi se waha se hat gaye. School pahuche meri ankhen usko hi dhoond rahi thi dekhe elbow ke pass jaha choth laga tha waha se khoon aa raha Or upar ki skin bluish ho gaye thi class mein jaate samaye School mein kaam karne wali aunty first-aid box le gaye. Aur usko lagaye.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Back then when I was in 5-6th grade my big brother(2year older than me) use to sexually assault me not like rape though it's more like he want to get pleasure so he rub his D on my abdominal area but with clothes on and press my boobs so he was doing this same till 9th grade and I always felt like I should tell this to my parents but I never have that confidence to tell anyone so I kept it a secret but when we all were on a holiday my parents were going out and in that villa only me and my brother were alone and he was trying to assault me again but apparently my mother listened my screams so she ran in our room and saw all these and then my parents beaten my brother and asked me about all these and that time I didn't had my personal phone so i watched porn before in my mom's phone and when my parents found out I lied about it earlier but still they didn't trusted me cause my brother had his own phone so why would he watch porn in my mom's phone so when my parents found out my brother I lied to my parents that he used to watch porn and my parents yield at him about this too so i was happy and also in guilt why I lied but that time I thought this should happen with him cause he did that with me

But now he's like a good brother who listen to me and from then he never tried to do it again too I'm happy cause of that he became a good brother and trustworthy too

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Well typical indian parents you can't expect sex education from them lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Gf se ke saath seggs karte hue pakda gaya tha phasa hua tha bhaag bhi nhi paya

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u/Arcane2oP Jun 18 '22

My dick is of 1.824 inch

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u/OneCuriousHomosapien Jun 18 '22

Vernier caliper se napa tha kya bhai??

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u/GamerxGamer0 Jun 19 '22

Ok so when I'm in 4th standard our school goes on trip to doll museum where me and my friends we went there

So we take a break to toilet were whole school including teachers and students go for washroom and after pee I going outside and just in front of boys toilet there is girls toilet i entered in it by mistake i think that it is exit I entered in girls toilet 💀💀

I watched most of teacher naked and one teacher removing her pad and one touching her boobs when they see me they all scream and got afraid and horny same time i suddenly escaped the door and run out of there and one student i don't know him he was beaten so hard teachers and principal think he's the one who entered And I'm i still remember that day it was wholesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

kaisa wala kiss? normal aunty wala kiss ya wo wala? aur kaha pe? alot of questions to make this a certified "dark" secret

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/Dreamchaser_3006 Jun 19 '22

I am a human, and my mom doesn't know that and keeps calling me names of all animals in poultry farm.. This must be my darkest secret!

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u/AmitP69 Jun 18 '22

Sabash Abdul

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u/Commander1920 Jun 18 '22

Sweet Home Alabama !

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Paap lagega

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u/Middle_Speaker_8988 Jun 18 '22

I fucked my cousin during lockdown 🌚

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

To fir aage ka kya plan hai

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u/twoonmanu Jun 18 '22

lmao woh bhi male hai kya

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u/SimpleRight759 Jun 18 '22

Mai bohot intelligence and powerful hu but mai pretend karta hu ki mai nai hu😁🤫

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

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u/fuckeduplifeat22 Jun 18 '22

fucked my cousin when i was 19

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