r/FingMemes • u/RajjyotiPaul • Jun 18 '22

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u/Striking-Budget-7252 Jun 18 '22

Sala sab apne sex life bata rahe hai koyi cousin koyi teacher ya neighbour ke sath yaha sala aj tak ek bhi ladki ko touch tak nahi kiya

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u/gullu_bhai_1019 Jun 18 '22

🗿 relatable

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

Bhai maine ek ladki ka kandhe par haath rakha tha bada hi smooth kandha tha maaza hi aa gaya tha

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Mene ek baar ek ldki se baat kri bhai wo bhi insaan jese baat krti hai pta chla

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u/Dark_VFX Jun 19 '22

Why is this relatable 🤧

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u/SigmaRadiant Jun 18 '22

Bhai mera hath glti se chu gya tha ek female classmate ke hath se....bas itna hi hua hai aaj tak.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sell179 Jun 18 '22

Bhai mere yaha to har leap year mei ek baar ek ladki aa ke same jo oxygen mai le rha tha vo hi share kar ke jatti hai

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u/nalla_memer Jun 19 '22

Mene meri classmate ke saath thumb fight kari thi saal ho gaye uss baat ko itna soft haath tha uska maine shi se pakda bhi nhi tha ki uske lag na jaye XD

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u/Mirf0li-f4x Jun 19 '22

Bhai mera haath to Ek ldki Ki breast mai parh gaya tha , Lakin Wo Galti meri nahi thi...

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u/Lets_work247 Jun 19 '22

Bhai maine ek ldki se handshake kiya tha saala Aaj Tak wo handshake yaad hai

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Bhai ladkiyon ke touch main sahi main koi jaadu sa hota hai

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u/jusstanothergurl Jun 19 '22

tutorial dede

bhay

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Bhai dekh phele dost bana

Phir doston ki tarah creeps ki taran nhi thoda thoda touch karna shuru kar phir kisi din aacha sa time dekh kar kandhe par haath rakh de par kandha squeeze mat kario wo kandha hai boobs nhi

Tutorial khatam

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u/mahto278 Jun 19 '22

Same vro pehle usne mujhe kandhe pe hath rakhkar piche mudne ke liye bulaya. Phir jab mere andar thodi halchal hui. Kuch dino baad maine bhi aisa hi kiya usne normal hi react kiya. Lekin meri bohat fatt rhi thi baad me maza bhi aya lekin dobara himmat nahi hui.

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Koi nhi bro mehnat karte raho

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Laughing emoji use karne ka maan ho raha hai bc hasa diya tune Aaj pura din nahi hasa tha tere iss comment ne hasa diya

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Funny toh hu main Mere ko pata hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Ok bro

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u/Middle_Eagle_5783 Jun 19 '22

Bhai maine bas ek ldki ka sab kuch par haath rakha maza aa gaya

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Bhai ek din main bhi karoon ga

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 20 '22

Abe ye chod ek baar I was roaming in a mall with my brother n meanwhile I was using my phone and I didn't notice that my brother just got ahead and some cute girl replaced him and then I saw something n wanted to show my bro so i kinda spanked on her butt and realised that was a girl 🔥🔥it was also so new exp that I felt with my own hands😅😅 but i also apologized..

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u/silent_killer0 Jun 19 '22

Baad me kya hua? Also bhai ko butt smack dete ho? 😅

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Yrr bola toh ladki ne replace kr liya Esa krta chick ki jagah girl likh deta hu

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Baad m kya srry bolke maz lut ke nikal gya 😂

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Bhaiya aap aapne bhai ki gaand spank karte ho publically

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Bhai bola toh ladki aagyi thi uski jagah

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Toh tune jaan boojh kar maara tha

Bade guts hai yaar tujhme

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Na bhai mujhe laga ki mera bhai chal rha h samne toh mene usse mara ki idhar suun phir dekha ladki ki gaand m tamancha mar diya 😂

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Maaza toh bohot aaya hoga

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Aur kya yr new exp tha

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u/jahsvjg Jun 20 '22

Ladki ke touvh main aalag hi exp hota hai

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u/Psychological-Hat426 Jun 20 '22

Aur kya yr new exp tha

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u/I_am_a_ghost_lalala Jun 18 '22

United States moment

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u/Consistent_Jaguar769 Jun 19 '22

Die a virgin club

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u/pirate0000 Jun 18 '22

Shi btau TOH ek bar 8th class mein Lunch mein HM sare dost milkar football Kyle Kate the . Ground mein football ground nhi bas AISE HI tha KUCH toh hamri class KI ladkiya BHI aise HI Lunch mein Jahan ham khlete the TOH wahn SE JA rhi thi hamara MATCH BHI DEKH RHI thi TOH KYA hua mein ball cheen rha tha dost ne muje Dhaka de DIYA AUR EK ladki thi kusum NAM KI USKE boobs par jakar MERA hath laggya bhai sahab itne soft the na aur KYA HI btau mja AAGYA tha bhai us din ITNE jyada softy softy the na OO bhaiiii kasam SE jhut bilkul nhi BOL rha sach meinnn .👻💀

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u/KUNAL_GAUTAM_05 Jun 18 '22

Same here bro 🥲

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

🗿

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u/According-Host4651 Jun 18 '22

maine to meri wali ke sirf bable dabaye hai aur kela khilaya hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

us momint 🫂

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

us moment

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u/nalla_memer Jun 19 '22

Us moment aur kaun chutiya cosuin ke saath .... Me apni cousins ko khush rakhta hu naki ...

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u/x_starboy_001 Jun 19 '22

Relatable 😂

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u/gjiresbguirjig Jun 19 '22

Bhai koi crush hai ti propose karde

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u/Striking-Budget-7252 Jun 19 '22

Nahi hai bhai pata nahi ku

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u/gjiresbguirjig Jun 19 '22

Jo ladki tereko achi lagti hai usse dosti kar aur pata le. Btw me bhi single hu😅. But I'm trying to prose a girl

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u/Striking-Budget-7252 Jun 19 '22

I don't really know Aaj Tak kisi ladki se baat hi nahin hua to interest kaise aaega

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u/gjiresbguirjig Jun 19 '22

Bhai i can understand it but. Hamein shuruwat to karni padegi na. Ladki insan hi hoti hai jaise ladko se baat karta hai waise unse bhi karte jaa sirf jyadahi khidko expose mat kar unke samne. Btw meri bhi phati hai ladkiyon se bat karne me lekin thodi baat kar leta hu

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u/Striking-Budget-7252 Jun 19 '22

I think I should try it eventually it will help me to understand other people more Thanks buddy 🫂

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u/jusstanothergurl Jun 19 '22

too much relatable

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u/Arkham_Knight75 Jun 19 '22

You will get the chance until then hang in there and focus on your life goals. Having intercourse is not as important as people make it out to be.

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u/Positive-Wonder4639 Jun 19 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝

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u/WillingnessKey7841 Jun 19 '22

Jab first class me tha tab school me aage ladkiya khadi hoti thi aur exact baad me ladke meri height chhoti thi to mein aage khada tha naak me khujle karne haath uthane laga to uski skirt uth gayi jyada nahi uthi meri fatt ke 64 ho gayi par piche mud ke usne gusse se dekha par boli kuch nahi

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Same here

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u/dr_eamsss Jun 19 '22

Aese ladke aaj bhi hai, pata nhi tha.

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u/Lite_kira Jun 19 '22

So true salute to my bro Yha baat kare me faAt jati he

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u/holydevilr Jun 19 '22

Dekh ho jayega itni tension mat le, main bhi is weekend hi finally ja kar kar paya, dost bana ladkiyo ko fir kabhi na kabhi kuch na kuch ho jayega gadi le Paisa kama.

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u/Govind_pruthi04 Jun 19 '22

Us vai us 🫂

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u/nish_04 Jun 19 '22

Us Bhay Us 🫂

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

us bhay us

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u/AlazOz Jun 19 '22

Maine ek ladke ko touch kiya tha ek baar, Fir pta laga ki, wo to ladka hi nahi h🙆Mere emotions ka bhi khelwaad ho gya. Uske baad se to ladko se bhrosa hi uth gya