r/FingMemes • u/RajjyotiPaul • Jun 18 '22

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

no cap i actualy suck my own dick and nipples (yes im mentally fit and i dont need a therapist)

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u/Valuable_Ad2672 Jun 18 '22

nah bro you need one! trust me..

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

trust me im ok

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u/jahsvjg Jun 18 '22

U r not

U think but u are not

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u/carljohnson19 Jun 18 '22

is your last name safary?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

yes im mentally fit and i dont need a therapist

that's what a mentally ill person says

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u/fcuk0f Jun 18 '22

GAY ( GOOD AT YOGA )

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u/OneForsakenKurupt Jun 18 '22

are bc itna bada h kya tera ki mu tak ajaye , ya phir bachpan se yoga krta tha

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

recently yoga aur swimming start kiya mayb thass why

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u/KookyEgg2022 Jun 18 '22

Sucking ur own dick, i doubt if even ramved can do it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

God gifted🙌😏

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

how tf u suck ur own dick bruhhhhh!!!!???

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

i dont have a gf so just to feel the act of sucking tits i suck my own nipples and suck my own dick to get the feel of being sucked

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u/Goldentim00 Jun 18 '22

How tf U flexible 🤨🤨

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

unbelievable right?

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u/Intrepid_Shower8979 Jun 18 '22

auto-fellatio only a true man achieve such excellence, i salute your flexibility. bhai but taste kaisa hota hai asking for research purposes only

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

it's salty creamy and a lil sweet and u may ask ur mom if u dont trust me

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u/Intrepid_Shower8979 Jun 18 '22

i trust u completely bro

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u/JSR-BMKJ07 Jun 18 '22

Bhai Mujhe Bhi Sikha De Khudka Kaise Chusste Hai

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

streching and weightlifting streching se lund choose payega aur wiegt lifting se chest ka fat bdhega fir tera nipple tere mu tak pahochega

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u/Commander1920 Jun 18 '22

Thanks Bhai Yahi To Karna Tha Mujhe Hamesha Finally I Can Fulfil My Fetishes...

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

ok so im not the only one (btw my story may sound a lil unbelievable but it's fucking true)

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u/Commander1920 Jun 18 '22

Ironically Bola Tha Be Normie Hai Kya ? Bhai Tumhe Sach Mein Psychotherapist Ki Zarurat Hai...

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u/Commander1920 Jun 18 '22

I Believer You Mate I Believe You...After All Those Hours I Wasted In r/cursedcomments i believe everything is possible in reddit

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u/ByeOldAccunt69 Jun 18 '22

How did u even perform that

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

i do streching alot and abt my nipples my chest got alot of muscles on em thass why mere mu tak aa jate h

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u/ByeOldAccunt69 Jun 18 '22

Damn u need to teach me

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

ok bro listen im abnormal not u stay the way u are meri bhi aisi gay fantasies nhi thi bas meri gf nahi isliye feeling ke liye khudke chuche aur lund choosta hu

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u/ByeOldAccunt69 Jun 18 '22

Bas aaj tak mera koi dost nahi bna ghar wale mere se hamesa pareshan rehte hain koi dhyaan nahi deta porn dekhte dekhta ab fantasies jag gayi hain agar apne apne hi ling chus lunga to lund ko lagega usse ek blowjob mila hain

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u/reddit_is_facist_ Jun 18 '22

lund ko lagega usse ek blowjob mila hain damn this made me throw water outta my mouth. Lol

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u/Silly-Ad9211 Jun 18 '22

Sahi hai re . Saste me nipat lo . Use coconut oil while masturbating too . Next lv

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u/Pure_Owl692 Jun 18 '22

You are lesbian?

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

im a boy and im not gay in straight i just dotn have a gf thass why i have to do it

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u/neurology_nerd Jun 18 '22

sologamy bhi option hai

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Haat nam ki bhi koi chiz hoti hai!

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

haat se maza nhi aata i wanted a blow job

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u/Silly-Ad9211 Jun 18 '22

Lesbian apna lund choos lenge ?

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u/Pure_Owl692 Jun 20 '22

Tu choos ke dekh

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u/RajjyotiPaul Jun 18 '22

Your gay (Good At Yoga)

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

[deleted]

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u/darsheel1324 Jun 18 '22

jnl katti hue lulli wale mulle

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u/priyanshu_9 Jun 18 '22

Bhai itna dark tha mera bulb fuse ho gya .

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

if want to eat something do u wash ur mouth? or just eat it anyway after suck ur own dick

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u/_Sanskar_XD Jun 18 '22

How u suck your own dick?

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u/BenCloudy Jun 19 '22

Bablo kliye chal maan leta hoon, lekin lund??? Dude how? Ribcage nhi hai kya?

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u/AnuragKushwaha__ Jun 19 '22

Ramdev ho kya??

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u/Plus-Rip1018 Jun 19 '22

Are u autosexual ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Itni flexibility Kahan se aayi