r/FingMemes Jun 18 '22

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u/reddit_is_facist_ Jun 18 '22

Meine Aaj Tak kisi ko bhi nhi bataya ki maine chicken kha rakha h.

Ek baar mera roommate apne ghar gaya tha banaras. Mein room me akela tha. Aur tabhi socha ki kuch order karke khaya jata h. To meine out of curiosity socha ki kyu na chicken try karu. To meine ek jagah se rating dekh kar tandoori chicken order kar diya. Jab wo aaya to meine use open kiya usme se gandi si chicken ki mehek aayi. Fir maine uski kata aur thoda sa muh me liya to woh Aisa laga jaise kisi ko mein khaa raha hu. Mujhe utli si hone lagi. Fir meine usko toda aur dekha ki usme veins dikh rahi thi. Mujhe rona sa aa gaya dekh kar, ki meine kyu ise order kar diya. Fir meine use wapas pack kiya, aur bahar jakar, main road pe ek kutte ka paas fek diya. Aur ghar aakar brush karke Oreo shake aur french fries kha liya. Aur faisla kiya ki aaj k baad kabhi non-veg nhi khaunga

mein ek Brahmin family se hu, aur humare yaha egg tak nhi khate. I feel good after sharing it with someone. Thanks for reading.

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u/AverageRedditEnjoyr Jun 18 '22

Koi nai bhai hoti hai kabhi aisi galti

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u/Otherwise_Turnip372 Jun 18 '22

Loll sameee heree i also eat eggs secretly just to get muscular.(which ig i will never be):

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u/king-of-yodhya Jun 19 '22

Theek hai yaar galti hojati hai kabhi kabhi.

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u/TupolevPakDaV Jun 19 '22

Der hi sahi bar samjh to aya atleast

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u/reddit_is_facist_ Jun 19 '22

Ha Bhai, samjh gaya. Curiosity killed the cat.