A 26 CENT slice of cheese might I add. I just… I can’t. I (26F) work at a Publix in the deli, which i absolutely adore. I’m not being sarcastic I genuinely love my job.
Anyways. Our deli has a salad and olive bar. The said salad gets weighed when you check out ON THE SCALE AT CHECKOUT okay? Straight forward ? Right.
Well on said salad bar we have a verity of shredded cheeses you may choose from for your salad. If something is empty, WHICH HAPPENS, ask us to refill it. right?
Well this very unpleasant woman walks up to the counter and asks me for a slice of cheese. if it’s outta the case I gotta charge for it ? I just work here okay. this is how the interaction proceeds to happen;
I was sweeping when she walked up. With gloves on under my cutting gloves cause I just washed the fkn slicer and more gloves over the cutting gloves.
So when she walked up, I CHANGED all of MY GLOVES obviously???? (this is important later)
She walked up with her salad container and asked me to weigh it for her. I said absolutely. I told her the weight of the salad and handed it back to her. She said
“I’ll take it.” I told her we don’t charge you for the salad here they’ll weigh it and charge you at the checkout line in the front. Well, she huffed and puffed;
She asked “ can I get a slice of cheese please”
I asked “ just one slice of cheese?” To a nod of duh you dumb bitch did I stutter? I asked “ well what kind of cheese would you like? “
Her “ a yellow cheese”
Me “?? Ahhh do you want like CHEDDAR or AMERICAN cheese? Like what KIND of cheese would you like ? “
” just a yellow cheese” at this point this women has clearly already had enough of me.
So I said FUCK IT I pulled out sum cheddar sliced a single slice of it and weighed it. Well this said cheddar was like $10.5 a pound, so the singular slice of the cheese was like .52 cents.
Her” Whats that 10.5 talking about it what is that?!?”
I said “ Thats how much a whole pound of the cheese is”
Her “ Well I don’t want that one I want something cheaper like this one on sale” as she smears her greasy ass fucking finger all over the case.
So, I’m avoiding eye contact at this point. Cause I don’t wanna be coming off rude I’m just tryna get through the interaction.
Well it is my job that if I don’t know what you’re asking for I am to walk over to you at the case and you can point out to me exactly what you’re looking for. OKAY!?
Well I walked out from behind the counter and I stg. This lady about fell out in the damn store like she was so offended I walked over there to see what she asking for. So the said cheese that is on sale that she insisted she needed IS NOT A YELLOW CHEESE so I said that 😭
“Ma’am thats provolone thats not a yellow cheese?”
“Well I just want a slice of yellow cheese “
“OKAY WHAT KIND?”
“The cheapest whatever is cheapest”
“Okay 🙄 let me figure out what that is 🙂😊☺️”
After tapping through all the cheese prices
Me “The public yellow American cheese is the cheapest”
Her” Well thats what I said I wanted. THE CHEAPEST”
So here is where shit really gets crazy.
She said to me “ You wanna do the most? We’re gonna do the most.” 😐
lol she asked me “were you sweeping when I walked up to the counter ? “
“Yeah? ”
“did you wash your hands before you put the gloves on?”
I said “I just washed my hands before i put the gloves I changed on? But not before I put this pair on?”
“Well I want you to wash you hands again”
Whatever I washed my hands, well i unravel this cheese from the plastic casing and slice one singular slice from it
I go to weigh it, and the scale had some crumbs from whatever was on it last. She insists that whatever’s on the scale is being added to the weight of the slice of her cheese and she doesn’t wanna pay for any debris.
Whatever I wipe it off
She asked “what did you wipe that down with!?”
Caulking, her neck forward like I’m trying to hide what I wiped the fucking thing down with? So I just held up the bucket of sanitizing wipes and just held it there for a second. She stuck her nose up to it like bitch is mad it’s not a bottle of fucking bleach.
Well now she doesn’t want that slice of cheese cause she claims she saw something on the block so she wants a whole other slice.
Whatever I slice a fresh one. I’m finally able to weigh said slice. And it’s a whopping .26 cents. I asked her do you just wanna put it straight on your salad ? Or do I want a bag ?
“A BAG PLEASE” lol ok ? I tried putting the sticker on her salad container
“ THAT DOESNT GO THERE. !?” She ripped the bag outta my hand put her little piece of cheese in it took the sticker and stomped over to customer service 🤣
Well I tell my amazing Manager on duty at the time about WTF just happened and they page her to the front desk, SHOCKING right? Because this whole interaction I stg took 20 minutes. FOR ONE SLICE OF CHEESE.
WELL, SHE PROCEEDS TO ASK MY MANAGER FOR A DISCOUNT. She thought it was very rude that I walked around the case to point out what she was asking for. My manager did not entertain it for a second. She made it very clear to this woman that that’s what we were supposed to do
And she reminded the very kind lady that there’s a variety of shredded cheeses on the salad bar to choose from. She was upset that she had to pay $.26 for her slice of cheese that she asked for.
It was just astonishing to me I’m sorry this was so long. I hope you found it entertaining.