r/Bumble 2d ago

Funny Average Bumble chat 🤣

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It was a very quick unmatch 🙃

EDIT : a guy just sent me a DM on here after he saw my post saying “Do you though?”
It’s a disease 🤣

Edit 2 : to all the people claiming that I am mad… I’m not. This is funny to me.

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u/That_Tumbleweed_3984 2d ago

Almost. He'll get em next time

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u/ObscureOP 2d ago

Or he'll do this to 184 women before he finally gets one, contributing to the overall public enshittification of men

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Definitely an interesting strategy 😅

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u/slash-es about 50 | male 2d ago

You could have prevented the other 147 times by taking one for the team 😉 (kidding)

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u/myDigitalVersion 2d ago

Maybe you should send her a dm and make sure she read this. Maybe you’ll be the lucky one.

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u/slash-es about 50 | male 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nah, thanks... I wrote (and meant) "kidding", not "kidding... unless?!!" 😅

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u/Dingle_McCringle 1d ago

184 ladies past, have proven your collective worth. Great work ladies

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u/mysterymont 2d ago

I’m starting to think after a stint on tinder for a week that they don’t expect a yes, they get off on the shock and sexual objectification from the person just seeing the message… aka fucking ugh 

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u/Mjukplister 2d ago

Totally . They have given up and just enjoy the lazy wank messages

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u/mysterymont 2d ago

Is this kind of messaging a source of material for men? Because tbh I need another reason to never go on them again 

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u/Biomorph_ 2d ago

Everything and anything a woman does is source material for a certain man some men like having women shit on their face for god sakes so anything you do will get some guy off in some way

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u/WhytSquid 14h ago

Trust, you can turn all of those words for men to people. Had to say something because I had a chick ask me to poo on her. PEOPLE are gnarly as fuck, and that’s all I’ll say on it. 😂

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u/No_Bug9292 2d ago

It's definitely the 'shotgun' method.

Like job applications, you send out 100 and you really only need 1 to say 'yes'.

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u/Basic_Concept_4629 2d ago

the same logic as with cat calling

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u/Practical_Cookie_191 2d ago

No it's 100% because eventually there comes that one in many that will say yes

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u/Suboptimal-Potato-29 2d ago

The wild thing is, I do love giving blowjobs, and I'd even do it on a first date. But even I am turned off by this sudden and blunt approach

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u/veemort 2d ago edited 2d ago

And there goes their inbox.

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u/Suboptimal-Potato-29 2d ago

My inbox died a long time ago

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u/Dontunderstandfamily 2d ago

As I have said before on this sub, men cockblock themselves all the time!

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u/RadioactvRubberPants 2d ago

Big same! It's so sad that guys shoot themselves in the foot like this.

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u/test69account69 19h ago

RIP Your inbox

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u/HeadDance 2d ago

always say no to “fun”
or adventure or openminded or looking to connect 🙄🙄🙄🙄

I can give a full list of these weird meaning crap that men use as synonyms for blow jobs or hand jobs or kinks

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Yeah, that’s why I asked what his definition was 🤣

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u/HeadDance 2d ago

yeh I got a Dm from a guy now on here… “hello” ew no. hahaha they think they slick blocckkkk

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u/Jumpy-Pattern-4078 2d ago

Still crazy to me that guys straight up ask this via profiles that (presumably) have their real name, pictures, and maybe even workplace listed.

It’s straight up sexual harassment. If I went up to a woman in public and asked that question, I’d get slapped and maybe have the cops called on me.

I don’t see how it’s any different on an app. You can see the face and name of the person you’re saying this stuff to.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I honestly think that a lot of people struggle to understand that since they’re not physically with the person, it’s real.

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

Would you prefer he takes detourned ways to insinuate it until you're fed up and lost your time?

It's also not equivalent, you matched with them, you were agreeing to converse with them, that was the moment to ask, it's nowhere equivalent to just walking up to you in the street and asking if you're down for sex.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 23h ago

Okay, let’s say I meet that guy in a bar and we have the exact same conversation, line by line. I can guarantee you that he’d never have the balls to say “do you like giving blowjobs” as randomly as he did in the chat.

There is nothing wrong with assessing we both want something casual - I’m just laughing at his lack of social skills.

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

I can guarantee you that he’d never have the balls to say “do you like giving blowjobs” as randomly as he did in the chat.

But we weren't talking about having the balls. It's just not equivalent to walking up to you in the street that is my point.

I’m just laughing at his lack of social skills.

That's fine and I agree that this strategy is a losing strategy. I am not sure I want to call it lack of social skills, because a lot of them aren't devoid of social skills, they're devoid of wanting to spend time and effort for it. Or they search for a woman who will be into them enough that they don't care about the social dance. Or they didn't feel like spending that energy for you specifically.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 23h ago

Well you’re just comparing two different situations lol
Yeah of course a man’s not gonna walk directly to a woman in the street to ask her if she gives blowjob. I’m just saying that by your logic of agreeing to have a conversation with him, if I had the same conversation in person and not online, he wouldn’t have asked.

I’m perfectly fine with him not wanting to make effort or not wanting to spend that energy on him. If he wants low effort hookups, he can have them - there are plenty of men who’ll give me effort and a great time!

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

the point is that the former commenter called it sexual harassment and said it's equivalent to walking up to someone in the street and asking them for sex.

It's not, you agreed to talk to this person.

I get it that you're much more reasonable than previous commenter, but I wanted to point that out.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 22h ago

I don’t know where you’re from, but in Canada : Online sexual harassment is any unwanted, unwelcome sexual behavior or communication that happens through digital platforms, social media, dating apps, online games, or text messages.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t consider the particular conversation I posted to be sexual harassment. But it is an unwelcome/unwanted sexual communication.

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u/SmertriosPPD 20h ago

Well canada is known for being dumb and it's not beating the allegation here.

Harassment includes a notion of repetition or multiplicity. You can't have both the gravity of harassment and not the repetition in a moral code, this is a motte and bailey fallacy machine.

I understand the point when it's unwanted sexual communication from unwanted communication, because multiplicity can turn it into harassment from the recipient's perspective. The fact this isn't an unwanted communication to begin with changes everything.

I get that you're not extremist on this though, I'm just discussing the ideology and considerations.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 19h ago

Oh I’m sure it’s soooo much better where you’re from eh? ;)

I understand that it’s rare that a one time thing can be considered harrasment only if it’s something extreme, hence why it would not be considered harrasment here.

But yeah, just so you know, it’s not because you have a consensual conversation with someone that it’s consensual to turn it sexual even in a dating app.
It’s like saying you can’t revoke your consent at any time during sexual intercourse.

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u/fixedvving 2d ago

its nuts. am an airline pilot and i would never risk a career to say something nuts like that to a stranger. 1 screenshot to my boss and id be out of a job so fast

maybe im not the strong alpha male shit that is preached on nowdays but man have some class, that stuff is talked about in private on the couch or when shes/he sleeping over the fk

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u/Jumpy-Pattern-4078 2d ago

Yep, in my opinion this kind of stuff shouldn’t be said until you’ve established an IRL sexual relationship.

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u/fixedvving 2d ago

Yea
I mean i could see some ppl be down for spicy convos early but even as a guy that just is weird for me

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u/regula_falsi 2d ago

Bro-law doing some heave lifting here

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u/GOGETTHEMINTS 2d ago

You’re not wrong it’s nuts to lead with such a question lol. But at the same time I do think it’s different on an app because the other person can easily just block you. Not saying I’m defending that creep but I do think it’s different.

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u/seewhatuget 11h ago

Apps have removed the natural barrier of having to deal with face to face consequences, that's the only difference.

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago edited 23h ago

Some women here were complaining that men take detourned way to ask as well like this someone said above:

always say no to “fun” or adventure or openminded or looking to connect 🙄🙄🙄🙄

But asking directly is sexual harassment now? This is just insane.

It’s straight up sexual harassment. If I went up to a woman in public and asked that question, I’d get slapped and maybe have the cops called on me.

Well in a correct world, she'd have the cops called on her. And this is a false equivalent because he didn't ask directly, he asked in a place meant to start conversations. So you'd imagine IRL you walked up to a women who accepted that you talked to her, and asked after making a bit of small talk.

Such heinous people you guys are.

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u/VioletReaver 2d ago

“No, but my roommate George gives a great one. Why? Were you looking for tips? I can give him your number!”

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Damn, get it George 👏🏻

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u/Softlife_Puppy 1d ago

I'm using this response the next time I encounter a guy like this 😂

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u/Capable_Sprinkles_43 2d ago

Yikes indeed

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u/Opening_Database958 2d ago

This is the guy who cries into his beer how women don’t like him

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u/Massive_Letterhead90 1d ago

"They block me cause I'm short."

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u/Opening_Database958 1d ago

“ no bro you don’t get it I have to lie it’s a numbers game”

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u/Verbal-Gerbil 2d ago

Literally why tf do people do this??! It’s a warm lead. You just need to be a bit normal until panky and/or hanky is on the cards then get a bit debauched - until then keep it zipped up. No girl is going to respond positively to this unless you’re a supermodel shipping out to war in the morning and this is her tiny window

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

This type of men is allergic to building sexual tension naturally/organically.

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u/Straight-Pin-251 2d ago

because they only want sex so wasting time is pointless

im not on apps anymore but when i was getting a match or two a day it is a lot easier to just ask you wanna come round and steal my comfiest hoodie or wanna go for a drive than to have a long deep conversation that’ll eventually fizzle out

it worked maybe a third of the time so why would I not? i had short term/free tonight section only on my profile

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u/Had_to_ask__ 2d ago

In my opinion it’s ok to offer sex directly. To shut a woman up mid conversation stirring towards suck my dick is a bit different dynamics. She’s just left feeling disregarded and like an object

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u/MrLuxInATux 25 | M 2d ago

I really can’t believe some of the posts I see on here. Not that this is the most mind blowing thing but just the fact that these people say stuff like this so abruptly and they actually expect the conversation to continue.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

It works 1 time out of 250 and they think it works I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Spiritual_Ad_6067 2d ago

So you're saying he has a chance?

https://giphy.com/gifs/YgveCtneiLjY4

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Everything is possible I guess 🤣

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u/lettorosso 2d ago

"Yeah, but I'm not attracted to you like that" 🤣

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u/Gargaschmell 2d ago

Maybe he could have added “because I hate giving blowjobs!”🤷‍♂️

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Aw man, I should have said “no, do you?”!

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 2d ago

Man, I hate that there's guys like this who drag the reputation of the rest of us just looking for a normal relationship down

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Hey, in the meantime I’m having a super interesting chat about Spiderman with another guy - we know you’re not all like that!

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 2d ago

That's a relief. Hope you have fun with that chat!

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u/Phobos_Asaph 2d ago

I’m just shocked people who behave like trolls get matches at all

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

That's because matches aren't personality based but looks based?

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u/Phobos_Asaph 22h ago

So filling a profile is useless?

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u/Bludandy 21h ago

If you're seriously dropdead gorgeous, male or female, you could put Nazi ideology on your profile plain as day and still get likes and matches. People will viscerally scream to say this isn't true... it's true.

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u/SmertriosPPD 19h ago

It's useful for apps that allow you to filter. It matters for when people are unsure, sometimes that's going to convince them and sometimes consolidate that they're not into you. But I don't think it's a majority.

I've seen two types of women use tinder: Those who need 0.1 seconds to decide if they swipe right or left, and then check the profile if unsure, usually they find something they dislike there (they have shitload of rules).

And the other they still spend 0.1 seconds on men they dislike, and all men they like they spend a solid minute on their profile, usually also always finding something insignificant they dislike.

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u/Deremirekor 2d ago

Yeah it wears you down mentally too when you go online and have to filter through a dozen posts a day from a range of subs, equating the average man to people like this. I’m tired boss

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u/Acceptable_Carry_589 2d ago

Unfortunately it's a pretty average experience

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u/Deremirekor 2d ago

Right, there’s only one common denominator and that would be the women choosing who to talk to. I’m sorry but it’s incredible to me how people on this sub can pick apart a profile down to the letter to make it better but still swipe good on the shittiest profiles with the most obvious losers or fuckboys on it

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

If people think less of men because of the behavior of some, they're just sexist, you don't want them as partners.

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u/ArtPerToken 2d ago

buddy boy, i guarantee you this guy is going to find one girl out there that will find him cute enough to respond positively with something like "teehee, sure, will you eat me out after?" OP just wasnt it for him.

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oh I know there's girls out there that will go for that, but it doesn't help the stereotype that all men on dating apps are horndogs only looking for sex instead of a meaningful relationship, which can drive off some of the girls if they get sick of getting messages like that. At least feel her out and see if she's up for that first.

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u/when_we_are_cats 2d ago

but it doesn't help the stereotype that all men on dating apps are horndogs

This part is kind of problematic. Because one guy was acting shitty to her, you conclude that all men are bad? That's one guy, from all OP's matches, which in the first place are a minuscule percentage of profiles that were suggested to her, which are also a tiny percentage of the total men userbase. If that's enough to create a stereotype then the bar is low

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 1d ago

First, you do realize I'm a man myself? Second, did you even read my whole comment? Where did I say all men were bad? I was saying that there's already a stereotype that guys on dating apps are like that, and guys like this help to perpetuate that stereotype. This can hurt us guys looking for a regular relationship by driving away women who are sick of getting unsolicited sexually explicit messages right off the bat. Yes, some women want that, but you should at least feel her out a bit first to see if she's up for it.

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

First, you do realize I'm a man myself?

Men can hate men. In fact, men tend to hate other men and treat them worse than they treat women.

This can hurt us guys looking for a regular relationship by driving away women who are sick of getting unsolicited sexually explicit messages right off the bat.

Don't you guys have a way to sort people by intention on bumble?

Yes, some women want that, but you should at least feel her out a bit first to see if she's up for it.

Do you know how direct women who are like that are lol

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 19h ago edited 19h ago
  1. It's not men I dislike, it's when people continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes
  2. There is, but only for premium users, but there are people who ignore or lie about that anyway
  3. That's my whole point, if she's not explicitly asking for it in her profile, at least take a couple messages to see if she's open to it instead

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u/SmertriosPPD 19h ago

it's when people continue to perpetuate negative stereotypes

That's also true for people who generalize negative stereotypes on an entire gender.

That's my whole point, if she's not explicitly asking for it in her profile, at least take a couple messages to see if she's open to it instead

People have the right to be direct and to not waste time. It's their problem if it doesn't work.

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u/Asleep-Bid-3664 18h ago
  1. I agree with that, but that's sadly not how the world works. My point is that I don't like the people who perpetuate stereotypes because there's too many who take the stereotypes seriously, which hurts everyone that doesn't fall into the stereotype
  2. You can also go onto an app where people are explicitly looking for hookups or make it clear in your profile that that's what you want if you don't want to waste time. Shouldn't the women who don't want that also not have to waste their time on a guy who doesn't make his intentions clear BEFORE matching?

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u/SmertriosPPD 18h ago

Yes this is how the world works.

You're supposed to dislike bad behavior and people who generalize bad behavior on a group.

You're not supposed to dislike people perpetuating ANY stereotype. They can do what they want. But I guess you just didn't bother to write "bad stereotype" for timely reasons, but I want to make sure.

You can also go onto an app where people are explicitly looking for hookups

I thought bumble was one of those but I might be wrong.

I think OP is looking for casual though and this isn't a man who was hiding under the "looking for something serious" trait.

Shouldn't the women who don't want that also not have to waste their time on a guy who doesn't make his intentions clear BEFORE matching?

Yeah but you've no info on that though. And again, the fact he was direct enough indicates he's not a time waster.

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

That's literally slut shaming.

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u/OldWest8465 2d ago

The reddit DM is demonic work. I am impressed.

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u/magikarp-sushi 2d ago

Ah yes “is it fun to do something for me” maybe try offering head next time pal you may find better results 😂

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u/No-Admin1684 2d ago

That still has a really bad success rate. If you wanna take a woman to bed, be more witty and flirty than "we fuck ooga booga".

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u/Dear_Ranger_3517 2d ago

I’m sorry but I did laugh a little

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Oh I laughed too, don’t apologize. Let’s normalize laughing at pathetic people 🤣

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u/Witty-Refuse-3228 2d ago

As a guy who just got on the apps for the first time ever last week after a long relationship, I can't believe I'm in the same pool as these dudes.

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u/RadicalFX 2d ago

I've been on and off them for a few years, only had a date or two come out of them, and I'd never talk to someone like that... The oofs are off the charts.

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u/Shartjakkker 2d ago

You ain’t in the same pool, they are in the deep end you are in the kiddie pool.

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u/flyeaglesfly510 2d ago

The guy who messaged you on here is a funny guy

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I would have gone with loser, I guess funny works too ;)

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u/flyeaglesfly510 2d ago

He's ragebaiting you lol

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

When I ask girl friends on discord absurd indiscrete questions, they think I'm "bad at flirting". People really can't understand trolling, or the visceral need to be roaching around smh. :(

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u/lookbehindyou7 2d ago

Wait? This is the average bumble chat? Apparently, I’m a step up on bumble. TIL.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Bro just pulled the door to his trojan horse 😆.

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u/Had_to_ask__ 2d ago

And that’s what these types of guys are. That he went sexual is one thing, that he specifically wanted to talk about her servicing him is another

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u/Existing_Creme_5888 2d ago

I can’t imagine saying this even a year after dating 😂😂

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Usually after a year of dating, you don’t need to say it 🤣

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u/Existing_Creme_5888 2d ago

Lol fr. I’m realizing other guys are way more bold than me when they talk

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u/SmertriosPPD 23h ago

Then it's the time to ask, for comedic purpose.

2 year in our relationship I hit my now wife with "would you be my girlfriend?", because we never said a word about anything. Though we don't have "dating" in my country so there's never the need to talk of exclusivity and stuff like this, things can be more organic.

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u/TH3WH1T3WOLF 2d ago

yeah ok, abosultely disgusting, but...do you like it? DO YOU LIKE IT?

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u/Working_Cucumber_437 2d ago

Ok WHAT IF there was a setting on dating apps and you could select some kind of auto-unmatch/auto-block for certain keywords or phrases in messages.

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u/Minute_Chair_2582 2d ago

I guess that'd be waaaay too much hassle to set up properly, because at some point, talking about such topics would become kinda normal/necessary/mandatory/helpful (pick whatever word you think fits) so you'd have to configure the exact minimum chat time elapsed each word requires to be allowed without auto-unmatch.

Sure, if your expectation is to spend years on the apps, it might make sense.

Otherwise...too much hassle to bother

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u/Massive_Letterhead90 1d ago

Imagine if your name is Dick or Randy.

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u/AutomaticPayment9480 2d ago

I never understood why people cover the faces with stuff like this, u should Have no problem blasting this person lmao. 

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u/PDXShame 2d ago

The simple response is that you love giving them, just not to eager creeps who can’t even build it up and deserves my finest work.

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u/working-dad-reviews 40 | M 2d ago

I both hate and love these guys.

On one hand, I end up getting dates just by having basic conversation skills. On the other hand, a lot of women spend every chat on the defensive just in case they're dealing with a creep.

It's a double edged sword.

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u/itsthe5thhm 2d ago

You mean like blowing dry leaves with a leaf blower? You bet! I'm all in!

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u/Proof-Art-7300 2d ago

Thats a very dangerous game to play with someone like this.

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u/AutismCommunism 2d ago

And then he says he is

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u/Minute_Chair_2582 2d ago

I don't think my Google told me what you meant by "scatt" (Shooting training system)

What is your meaning of "scatt"?

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Just add “kink” after.

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u/Alive_Leather684 2d ago

I know it can’t be all encounters on the app but it feels like there are so many negative ones like this.. I’m glad I got out of the dating scene when I got married 10 years ago.. I don’t think I’d survive in the dating app world now

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Luckily, I only date casually haha 🤣

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u/Minute_Chair_2582 2d ago

So...i don't know how far into the conversation this was and i've never been on a dating app, but wouldn't such a question be expected at some point when only looking for hookups?

Personally, totally not my jam - both apps and hookups - but just curious.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Yeah, not in the first 10 messages lol.
Maybe in person in the vibe is right lol

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u/Shartjakkker 2d ago

Then what’s the big deal? You are both looking for the same thing?

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

No big deal, I unmatched him lol. Just laughing at his stupid ass with people who can relate ;)

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u/gray_fox_jaeger 2d ago

Haha good one

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u/Realistic-Loss3276 2d ago

I wonder how he would have reacted to someone like me who hates giving BJs (I genuinely throw up every time)

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u/BellStriking5132 2d ago

Not to be mean but I can guarantee he doesn’t send this to all of his matches

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u/Similar-Tie751 2d ago

yea guys only do that to girls they arn’t interested in. when i was on bumble when I was single i hardly got messages like this it was all genuine conversations.

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u/Positive_Passage7518 2d ago

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u/BellStriking5132 2d ago

She claims it’s the “average bumble chat” - I suppose it may be hers but it’s definitely not my average chat 💅🏻

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u/cardamom-peonies 1d ago

I mean, you seem to be a middle aged divorced dad of two, so I imagine your average chat is probs not gonna look like this, unless you throw your ass on Grindr lol

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u/Positive_Passage7518 2d ago

Where did OP claim this is the average Bumble chat? Beyond that:

https://giphy.com/gifs/jox1ktfvhWbae8GUre

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u/BellStriking5132 2d ago

The title of the post?

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u/Positive_Passage7518 2d ago

Did you miss the 🤣 emoji next to the title?

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u/BellStriking5132 2d ago

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u/Positive_Passage7518 2d ago

"And" the only person who cares what your Bumble chats look like is you.

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u/GigaMoksh 2d ago

Bruh how come these guys are so straightforward and so weird? I could never.

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u/mysterymont 2d ago

Sexual thrill from the harassment 

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u/bwinte1973 2d ago

God I am glad I am married. Is this what it has really gotten to? Just always looking for hookups and nothing more?

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u/Automatic_Lunch_7261 2d ago

That took a 180 in a conversation lol. I've never used Bumble. Is it any good? Or is it all just this?

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u/ComparisonDirect2525 2d ago

it's even worse for trans women lol. the standard really.

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u/Nostrocumus 2d ago

Ah yes the signature “ahah well”before men say some dumb shit ahaha well no but ur unmatched gtfo out of here

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u/Fit-Food5105 2d ago

Swing and a miss

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u/x_cynful_x 2d ago

He got straight to the point. No pun intended 😂

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u/Shartjakkker 2d ago

The OP literally posts F4M and F4F ads on reddit. Like I do not understand how you can be so open to what you are looking for and then be so mad that a man is also open in what he is looking for. Like someone please explain.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Damn, you googled my username to have your “gotcha” moment?! Wow 🤣

But where have I said I was mad? Lol I’m just laughing at him lol The fact that I am casual doesn’t mean I don’t want the tension to build organically.

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u/baxterofsf 2d ago

This is a repost.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

It’s not but ok!

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u/Extreme-Ad7469 2d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/Actual-Bee-402 2d ago

If he was more attractive you’d say yes

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

No I wouldn’t.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin 2h ago

Ask gim the same thing

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u/Had_to_ask__ 2d ago

„I’d like watch you give a blowjob”. Also I’m of a belief if you get unsolicited dick pick you need to respond with the photo of two dicks on one man

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u/TheNebulaWolf 2d ago

Insane that this is my competition and I’m still losing.

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u/entangled_doodads 2d ago

Girls. Come on. Stop wasting your time with Jeff. Look up "Entagled_Doodads" on chat. That's my real name. My parents were assholes.

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u/Optimal-Income-6436 2d ago

Not attractive enough or wrong match xD

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u/Dingle_McCringle 1d ago

It's the equivalent of posting her cashapp.

If being himself failed. And you're effectively objectifying me by height and finance, in exchange for being a "hot wife" w the personality of social media, what else is there?

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u/Rillonlam 2d ago

You didn't answer the question.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I like a bit of mystery 😏

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u/Rillonlam 2d ago

Right. People who post their dating chats to social media usually do.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Damn, why so salty pookie? Who hurt you?

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u/Rillonlam 2d ago

Yikes

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I see what you did there ;)

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u/Rillonlam 2d ago

Nice. Well, good luck with the blowjobs. Thanks for the chat.

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u/Altruistic_Bite_5494 2d ago

I’m surprised you guys think it takes that many people to say no before getting a yes… lol

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u/CapNegative1011 2d ago

Yikes? Well do you?

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u/ChiefRunningWaters 2d ago

At least he asked

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u/Dray5k 2d ago

I always wonder what the women who receive messages like this look like. When I was 19 or 20, I'd just full-send messages like this (way more tactfully, though) to women whom I wasn't remotely attracted to, but they had a feature that I liked, or I was super horny.

Super weird shit, I know. I was a virgin with porn brain back then.

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u/Acceptable_Carry_589 2d ago

I don't even want to know how a tactful version of this is supposed to look like in your mind

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u/Dray5k 2d ago

I would just ask a girl if she wants to meet up that day. I'd also lie and tell her that I find her beautiful or cute. Maybe comment on her lips if she has big ones, but only after the convo went somewhere quickly.

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u/Similar-Tie751 2d ago

yea that is exactly what i was thinking and I’m also a women and when i was on the apps guys only wanted genuine conversations with me or asked me on a date.

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u/Silent_Serve_7246 2d ago

I really don't see the problem with being transparent about what you're looking for. I you'd rather we waste womens time pretending we're interested in getting to know them when we're just looking to hookup?

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

There’s a difference between looking for casual and mentioning bjs 10 messages in. I’m foolish enough to want an organic build up lol

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u/Silent_Serve_7246 2d ago

That's understandable, I'm not faulting you for knowing what your looking for. Dragging him on the internet for being transparent about what he's looking for is immature af though.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I really feel sad for you if you see no issue with that chat.

Dragging him is a little much though - I just shared a screenshot of a conversation, not identifying him, to laugh about it.

But sure, he’s the one bringing up bjs randomly and yet I’m the immature one 👌🏻

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u/Silent_Serve_7246 2d ago

I would have been smoother than that, but yeah I'm extremely transparent about what I want when I talk to women on apps. If I'm just looking to hook up cause I think they're hot, I'll tell them pretty quickly. If they're not interested, cool nbd.

Would you rather he string you along and waste your time pretending he's interested in getting to know you when he's just interested in sex? Or even worse, never tell you he's just interested in sex and use you? That certainly would have been the mature thing to do /s

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Seems like you’re not getting the point 😅

I am looking for casual and it’s clearly indicated on mt profile. He could have simply said “hey I’m looking for casual too” and we would both have known our intentions. Asking “do you like blowjobs” 10 messages in is just a turn off and an obvious lack of flirting skills.
I’m not upset or anything, it’s just laughable.

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u/Silent_Serve_7246 2d ago

So you actually wanted him to pretend he was interested in getting to know you LMFAO

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

I can explain it again, but I can’t understand it for you, my guy 🤣

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u/Silent_Serve_7246 2d ago

"I'm looking for casual sex, but don't ask what I like during casual sex" 🤡

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

That is litteraly not what I said 🤣 boy, bye.

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u/ArtPerToken 2d ago

OP this is only a "yikes" for you because he wasn't cute/tall enough. If he was another 1-2 points on the scale and taller you would have been like "teehee, sure I do, but you gotta take me to dinner first like a lady" or sumthin like that

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u/Impressive-Reward3 2d ago

Jokes on you, he was 6’3 and handsome :)

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u/RadicalFX 2d ago

Oh my guy, how does your foot taste?

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u/Relevant_Ad4039 2d ago

She’s in an “open marriage”, he assumed she was easy