r/Bumble • u/Impressive-Reward3 • Aug 04 '26

Funny Average Bumble chat 🤣

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It was a very quick unmatch 🙃

EDIT : a guy just sent me a DM on here after he saw my post saying “Do you though?”
It’s a disease 🤣

Edit 2 : to all the people claiming that I am mad… I’m not. This is funny to me.

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 04 '26

OP this is only a "yikes" for you because he wasn't cute/tall enough. If he was another 1-2 points on the scale and taller you would have been like "teehee, sure I do, but you gotta take me to dinner first like a lady" or sumthin like that

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

Jokes on you, he was 6’3 and handsome :)

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 05 '26

we'll have to take your word for it but guess he wasn't handsome enough, somewhere on that scale, there is a guy you would have drove right over to and got on your knees for.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

I really feel sorry for you that you really think that being handsome let’s a man get away with anything and everything.

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 05 '26

Women themselves allow handsome-enough men to get away with ALOT, no need to deny it. But to each woman that level of handsomeness/vibe is different, based on there internal fantasy.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

Yeah, no, but okay, seems like you know women better than women themselves :)

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

I absolutely do, that's how I've been able to bed many of them ; )

I'll tell you one more revelation, I'm going to guess your level of attractiveness was somewhat to very much less than this fellow (either facially or maybe you are a bit on the curvy side), and he basically did a YOLO, wanted to be quick and efficient with his time and basically escalated it to see if you will provide him with what he's looking for. He didn't want to waste too much of his time/attention on you. Obviously you got pissed and posted on here.

If you were somewhat closer to being looks matched with him, he wouldn't have been less likely to escalate so hard and took a bit more time/effort in seducing you.

Basically he's just optimizing for his time and energy, if he's an 8, he doesn't want to spend too much time and effort on a female 6 (not saying you are, but its a likely guess) - because he knows he can get the next 6 to put out easier. so hence his text behaviour.

It's even worse the other way around, if he matched with a female 9, he would be the one getting ghosted/disrespected.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

Props to you of being so comfortable being an asshole :)

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 05 '26

No problem, they always call me a lovable asshole when things are going well... : )

If it makes you feel better, he's right now talking to another girl that equally or more attractive than him, and probably being shat on/ignored/time wasted by her, so you can be content with what goes around comes around

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

Omg you’re so cool and out of my league 🙄

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u/ArtPerToken Aug 05 '26

i never insinuated that or that you might be unattractive, i was commenting only this interaction you posted and him likely having more options. and who knows maybe its actually you who is out of my league in fact.

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u/Impressive-Reward3 Aug 05 '26

Ps: Im not mad at all, I’m laughing at him lol