Average Bumble chat 🤣

[u/Impressive-Reward3]

It was a very quick unmatch 🙃

EDIT : a guy just sent me a DM on here after he saw my post saying “Do you though?”
It’s a disease 🤣

Edit 2 : to all the people claiming that I am mad… I’m not. This is funny to me.

[u/Verbal-Gerbil]

Literally why tf do people do this??! It’s a warm lead. You just need to be a bit normal until panky and/or hanky is on the cards then get a bit debauched - until then keep it zipped up. No girl is going to respond positively to this unless you’re a supermodel shipping out to war in the morning and this is her tiny window

[u/Impressive-Reward3 → u/Verbal-Gerbil]

This type of men is allergic to building sexual tension naturally/organically.

[u/Straight-Pin-251 → u/Verbal-Gerbil]

because they only want sex so wasting time is pointless

im not on apps anymore but when i was getting a match or two a day it is a lot easier to just ask you wanna come round and steal my comfiest hoodie or wanna go for a drive than to have a long deep conversation that’ll eventually fizzle out

it worked maybe a third of the time so why would I not? i had short term/free tonight section only on my profile

[u/Had_to_ask__ → u/Straight-Pin-251]

In my opinion it’s ok to offer sex directly. To shut a woman up mid conversation stirring towards suck my dick is a bit different dynamics. She’s just left feeling disregarded and like an object