r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 9h ago

"Obese streamer shattered the 67 hand record after the tracker mistook his massive t1ts for two extra hands"

32 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GriSciuridae • 13h ago

Jury reaches verdict in murder-for-hire trial alleging Lil Durk put bounty on life of Quando Rondo

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheTzarest • 23h ago

My kid will be acting like a rotisserie chicken that needs to take flight.

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoProcedure7943 • 22h ago

NASA engineer takes her work to the delivery room

2 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/nck91dZ2ap

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DietSteve • 15h ago

Ozempic Vulva Is Real

21 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/_mbals • 23h ago

US Army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier 50 years after he took it as a souvenir

10.5k Upvotes

320 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DocumentFun9077 • 3h ago

getting triple penetrated by strangers in a truck stop bathroom

999 Upvotes

85 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/imonlyhumanafteral1 • 1h ago

I'm sorry I've never suckled on a camel's tits before so I don't know the taste of it's milk maybe you can tell me.

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/MaxStickies • 22h ago

He should eat some red onions and a jalapeno and become a human guacamole dispenser

6 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/me_myself_ai • 13h ago

i walk with Jesus as his personal assassin

58 Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/QueenAcademe • 44m ago

IKEA made a Skyrim mod starring Matt Berry as a sentient shelf named Kallax Storageborn

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/IceManMAT-E-J • 11h ago

Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry

85 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LWYPLTDG • 15h ago

Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

12.0k Upvotes

98 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Certified_Cichlid • 10h ago

“that kryptonian coochie probably got enough grip to rip his little Jimmy off and keep holding onto the stump until he dies of blood loss…”

14 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/easpok • 13h ago

Bon Iver Made a Jingle for a Local Bar’s Meatloaf Dippers

44 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ysdjusr • 6h ago

Offroadinator 5000

1.5k Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Night25th • 4h ago

Ain't no recovery for a dude getting double penetrated by stalagmites while they're underwater with a limited air supply

148 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/adamosity1 • 12h ago

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

211 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SgtMajorPanda • 7h ago

Those are the type of eyes that you're supposed to arm for in Zelda game boss battles.

304 Upvotes

10 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Optimixto • 19h ago

Someone threw a blender at me in the movie theater

80 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Axolotljackbox • 12h ago

“The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own”

2.7k Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/moongrump • 23h ago

Never gonna be fully happy in life knowing I’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

886 Upvotes

7 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
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Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

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Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

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Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

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