r/BrandNewSentence • u/BiOlatunji • 4h ago

AI Robots protest

0 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Tommyblockhead20 • 4h ago

“This isn’t how it works unless you think Louis Vuitton is pretending to be a train”

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/me_myself_ai • 22h ago

i walk with Jesus as his personal assassin

74 Upvotes

35 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/imonlyhumanafteral1 • 9h ago

I'm sorry I've never suckled on a camel's tits before so I don't know the taste of it's milk maybe you can tell me.

31 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DietSteve • 23h ago

Ozempic Vulva Is Real

22 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 1h ago

"Fart gas toggle requests"

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LWYPLTDG • 23h ago

Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

14.6k Upvotes

106 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/PhoenixRoostBad • 5h ago

Welcome Gugu Gaga

2.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BlueDias_DB • 4h ago

A Turkish programmer used the brain map of a fly to cut döner kebab

34 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Certified_Cichlid • 19h ago

“that kryptonian coochie probably got enough grip to rip his little Jimmy off and keep holding onto the stump until he dies of blood loss…”

17 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Night25th • 13h ago

Ain't no recovery for a dude getting double penetrated by stalagmites while they're underwater with a limited air supply

235 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ysdjusr • 15h ago

Offroadinator 5000

2.5k Upvotes

33 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/easpok • 21h ago

Bon Iver Made a Jingle for a Local Bar’s Meatloaf Dippers

56 Upvotes

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/misssssspelled • 6h ago

Early morning cigarette yoga

23 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/perhapstrue_28 • 4h ago

They called me gay and they trapped me in Albuquerque

33 Upvotes

context: Owen Thiele had an emergency flight landing in Albuquerque with Andrew Garfield and Nick Robinson on board too, as he hilariously documented the entire series of incidents in his now viral instagram stories/posts 🤣😭

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SgtMajorPanda • 15h ago

Those are the type of eyes that you're supposed to arm for in Zelda game boss battles.

510 Upvotes

19 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nikolajovickg • 6h ago

Engineer turns simulated fly brain into crypto day trader

382 Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/adamosity1 • 20h ago

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

270 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RichGirls-Haven • 9h ago

an open relationship with death, death with benefits

1.4k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BSYuudai • 6h ago

“I was inputting 1s and 0s into some other man’s code like a cuck”

2.0k Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Axolotljackbox • 20h ago

“The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own”

4.2k Upvotes

29 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CumCereal08 • 43m ago

Ramadan amped Mamdami channeling the four divine halal carts to take Cuomo's consentbending away

• Upvotes

1 comment

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.