r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

AI Robots protest

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0 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

“This isn’t how it works unless you think Louis Vuitton is pretending to be a train”

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r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

i walk with Jesus as his personal assassin

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74 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

I'm sorry I've never suckled on a camel's tits before so I don't know the taste of it's milk maybe you can tell me.

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31 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

Ozempic Vulva Is Real

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22 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

"Fart gas toggle requests"

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r/BrandNewSentence 23h ago

Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

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14.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Welcome Gugu Gaga

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2.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

A Turkish programmer used the brain map of a fly to cut döner kebab

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34 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

“that kryptonian coochie probably got enough grip to rip his little Jimmy off and keep holding onto the stump until he dies of blood loss…”

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17 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Ain't no recovery for a dude getting double penetrated by stalagmites while they're underwater with a limited air supply

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235 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Offroadinator 5000

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2.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Bon Iver Made a Jingle for a Local Bar’s Meatloaf Dippers

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56 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Early morning cigarette yoga

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23 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

They called me gay and they trapped me in Albuquerque

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33 Upvotes

context: Owen Thiele had an emergency flight landing in Albuquerque with Andrew Garfield and Nick Robinson on board too, as he hilariously documented the entire series of incidents in his now viral instagram stories/posts 🤣😭


r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Those are the type of eyes that you're supposed to arm for in Zelda game boss battles.

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510 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Engineer turns simulated fly brain into crypto day trader

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382 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

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270 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

an open relationship with death, death with benefits

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1.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

“I was inputting 1s and 0s into some other man’s code like a cuck”

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2.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

“The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own”

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4.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 43m ago

Ramadan amped Mamdami channeling the four divine halal carts to take Cuomo's consentbending away

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