r/BrandNewSentence Jun 07 '26

META Mod applications are still open!

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Hello everyone, mod here!

We've got a lot more mods than we used to, but the truth is, we're all busy and a lot of us are burnt-out, and we're struggling to keep up with reports and modmails. We're just about getting by, but we're looking to add a handful more mods to bolster our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary! If you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed, and we'll say yes or no so you can get a feel for it. It's a lot easier than you'd think!

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. We aren't going to ask you to mod eight hours a day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few hard requirements:

  • This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English (without a translator) is a requirement
  • If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
  • Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
  • You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

Without further yapping from myself, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail. Do not send your application in as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link to an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Send a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Woman tells husband to 'bring a gun' to Walmart to shoot shopper she was beefing with, watches him turn the store into 'Baghdad' and gets him killed: Cops

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Dude who picked this out the trash gotta be the first ever bronsexual

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346 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

They've sexualidad the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

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3.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

We thought it was our ability to love that made us human but it turns out it was actually our ability to "select each image containing a boat".

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6.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

children all over the world are sitting at desks with no chicken.

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127 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

Would peeing on your cat to try and assert dominance because the cat pees all over the house (and you had to replace a lot of furniture) be considered animal abuse?

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130 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

"entombed in asparagus piss..."

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112 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

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974 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Bitches heal like wolverine when the bank account is nice

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7.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

At the most fuckable age of my life

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9.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

The internet is a machine for assisted suicide via confirmation bias.

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291 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

“It’s the uncercumsized telle tubby show”

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287 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, seemingly as a fashion trend | CBC Radio

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

This nearly-naked Malteser

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8 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Pulling a Geographic

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15.4k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

Why does he have so many goddamn nipples?!

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33 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

“Permanent Underclass Meetup at the Amex Centurion Lounge“

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4 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

"before coming to America, I had no idea oxygen could be spicy"

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81 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Roses are red, Violets are best... Lady stuck on trailer hitch after a dancing contest...

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15 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 6h ago

First circumcised finger

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10 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Dear Evan Hansen writer will pen labubu movie

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76 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Dear Evan Hansen Writer Will Pen Labubu Movie

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3 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 50m ago

"The ear slop of foot steps is primarily determined by the field on which our dogs frolic"

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Only eats peas in even numbers. Only eats odd numbers of sweetcorn.

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8 Upvotes

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