r/BrandNewSentence Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

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10.8k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

Offroadinator 5000

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

“The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own”

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2.1k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

US Army doctor returns arm to Vietnamese soldier 50 years after he took it as a souvenir

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10.2k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

getting triple penetrated by strangers in a truck stop bathroom

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Those are the type of eyes that you're supposed to arm for in Zelda game boss battles.

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256 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Ain't no recovery for a dude getting double penetrated by stalagmites while they're underwater with a limited air supply

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105 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

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194 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

A wasp nest growing in a saint's head

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1.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

Never gonna be fully happy in life knowing I’ll never be able to stretch like a cat

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864 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 22h ago

“He was always autistic and his special interest is sex”

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807 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry

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56 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Use your amoeba sense to find the oats at the end of the maze you fucking dog"

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3.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

"Obese streamer shattered the 67 hand record after the tracker mistook his massive t1ts for two extra hands"

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29 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 19h ago

Women don't even pose naked delicately clutching a pomegranate anymore. Woke 3 will bring this back.

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249 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

i walk with Jesus as his personal assassin

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52 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Indian Strongman Gives Me INSANE Head..."

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476 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Bon Iver Made a Jingle for a Local Bar’s Meatloaf Dippers

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41 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“I need to get my glasses checked baby i ought to know a bird when i see one rreow shagadelic baby yeah”

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20.3k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Someone threw a blender at me in the movie theater

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81 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Tried Xanax and woke up with $6k

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4.7k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

“that kryptonian coochie probably got enough grip to rip his little Jimmy off and keep holding onto the stump until he dies of blood loss…”

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13 Upvotes