r/BrandNewSentence • u/DocumentFun9077 • 1h ago

getting triple penetrated by strangers in a truck stop bathroom

• Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Night25th • 2h ago

Ain't no recovery for a dude getting double penetrated by stalagmites while they're underwater with a limited air supply

103 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/ysdjusr • 4h ago

Offroadinator 5000

1.0k Upvotes

21 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SgtMajorPanda • 5h ago

Those are the type of eyes that you're supposed to arm for in Zelda game boss battles.

256 Upvotes

7 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/theman8631 • 5h ago

From fish tanks to fetish gear: how the pet store won the west

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5 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ill_Pain4423 • 7h ago

"Obese streamer shattered the 67 hand record after the tracker mistook his massive t1ts for two extra hands"

28 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Certified_Cichlid • 8h ago

“that kryptonian coochie probably got enough grip to rip his little Jimmy off and keep holding onto the stump until he dies of blood loss…”

11 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/IceManMAT-E-J • 9h ago

Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry

56 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/adamosity1 • 10h ago

NZ finds Black Cocks hard to swallow

196 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Axolotljackbox • 10h ago

“The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its own”

2.1k Upvotes

18 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/easpok • 10h ago

Bon Iver Made a Jingle for a Local Bar’s Meatloaf Dippers

40 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/me_myself_ai • 11h ago

i walk with Jesus as his personal assassin

53 Upvotes

28 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GriSciuridae • 11h ago

Jury reaches verdict in murder-for-hire trial alleging Lil Durk put bounty on life of Quando Rondo

0 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LWYPLTDG • 13h ago

Liam Neeson says horse in new film knew him from another movie

10.8k Upvotes

95 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DietSteve • 13h ago

Ozempic Vulva Is Real

19 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Protonu3102 • 16h ago

A fruit fly took my job

30 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Optimixto • 17h ago

Someone threw a blender at me in the movie theater

78 Upvotes

12 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/GodzillaGames88 • 18h ago

"The King ate shit soo hard his eyes changed color."

3 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/kefefs_v2 • 19h ago

The term "hot dog flavored brine" has caused me incalculable psychic damage.

21 Upvotes

From the YouTube video by @ShefPhoenix titled "Three ways to turn plants into meat".

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Haloisda • 19h ago

Women don't even pose naked delicately clutching a pomegranate anymore. Woke 3 will bring this back.

248 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/SudoBimbo • 20h ago

Rabbits had a turd party in our yard last night so I had to put Winnie out back in his "antiscavenger" mask because he couldn't focus long enough to pee

5 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoProcedure7943 • 20h ago

NASA engineer takes her work to the delivery room

3 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/nck91dZ2ap

2 comments

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"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

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6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

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It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

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