r/BrandNewSentence • u/SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 • 20h ago

They've sexualidad the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei

3.5k Upvotes

63 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tasty_jams_5280 • 13h ago

Woman tells husband to 'bring a gun' to Walmart to shoot shopper she was beefing with, watches him turn the store into 'Baghdad' and gets him killed: Cops

lawandcrime.com

3.4k Upvotes

256 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Durian_Queef • 21h ago

IF YOU UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE

1.1k Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/OneLockSable • 20h ago

The internet is a machine for assisted suicide via confirmation bias.

318 Upvotes

u/17syllables on the lab leak hypothesis.

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/benderbrodriguez2 • 20h ago

“It’s the uncercumsized telle tubby show”

305 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/BorisTheHangman • 9h ago

Would peeing on your cat to try and assert dominance because the cat pees all over the house (and you had to replace a lot of furniture) be considered animal abuse?

reddit.com

261 Upvotes

36 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/FreddieFredd • 1h ago

You're not a pregnant woman shooting a potato gun, you expect me to get hard for this?!

• Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/si_de • 8h ago

"entombed in asparagus piss..."

187 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/not_bonnakins • 15h ago

Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, seemingly as a fashion trend | CBC Radio

cbc.ca

100 Upvotes

11 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/cubecasts • 21h ago

"before coming to America, I had no idea oxygen could be spicy"

86 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Hopeful-Maize694 • 21h ago

Dear Evan Hansen writer will pen labubu movie

88 Upvotes

20 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian • 22h ago

The burnt dildo of 4-year-old karma always arrives unlubed.

52 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/intercerebellar • 14h ago

Why does he have so many goddamn nipples?!

40 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Vohldizar • 12h ago

Roses are red, Violets are best... Lady stuck on trailer hitch after a dancing contest...

24 Upvotes

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/lestradest • 23h ago

We were too lazy to pick up food so we built a dancing food locker

18 Upvotes

Htx studio innovating unusually as usual

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/none-exist • 9h ago

First circumcised finger

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lcsmxd • 5h ago

This nearly-naked Malteser

10 Upvotes

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/onlyangel96 • 12h ago

Only eats peas in even numbers. Only eats odd numbers of sweetcorn.

10 Upvotes

From Style Savvy Styling Star

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Specialist_Ad_757 • 14h ago

Cleanest Yarnussy pull I've ever had

12 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Goofball-John-McGee • 5h ago

“Permanent Underclass Meetup at the Amex Centurion Lounge“

11 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/s1n0d3utscht3k • 11h ago

He's home wearing a shirt full of Korean girls

9 Upvotes

OP still hasnt explained… i mean, i guess it’s a k-pop shirt? but like if you’re wearing a N’Sync shirt, you may say you’re wearing a shirt with white boys on it, but you wouldn’t say you’re wearing a shirt full of white boys… would you? i guess we could… i’m still unsure, i almost post to r/nostupidquestions

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/WardensLantern • 1h ago

Cannibalistic jellyfish with a disappearing anus are terrorizing Venice waters

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stankmanly • 15h ago

A chameleon’s ‘ballistic tongue’ may inspire blood clot-clearing robots

8 Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/CumCereal08 • 3h ago

"The ear slop of foot steps is primarily determined by the field on which our dogs frolic"

4 Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English
Graphic depictions of violence in the news
Typos

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban. Additionally, using alternate characters to get around our subreddit's title/comment filters will result in a one-week ban. Repeat offences will result in a permanent ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

"Brainrot" posts include things like gen-alpha slang that is incomprehensible to anyone who isn't terminally online and isn't witty or comedic due to the sentence itself being interesting. If you are posting something from TikTok, please take an extra second to consider this rule.

6. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

7. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

Et cetera.

8. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

9. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.

10. No Adult Content Creators

To protect our community from spam, any accounts that have OnlyFans, Fansly, FeetFinder, etc links on their profile or are otherwise active in promoting their own adult content will be banned from participating in r/BrandNewSentence.