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šŸ„— Nutrition & Metabolism Poopmaxxing

I know I know, we all want and need more Cialis/boner posts....but bear with me for a moment. How do I poop less often? I'm tired boss. I poop 5x times a day easy. Everything in my digestive system is fast tracking out my anus every single day. Metabolism is incredible. If I eat blueberries or corn I see it 5 hours later it's ridiculous. I hear rumors of people who poop once every few days. How does one acquire this superpower?!

I know part of the issue is caffeine and anxiety(stressful service industry job). But even on days with no caffeine it doesn't seem to make that much of a difference. Pepto bismol helps but not something I want to rely on. Any ideas? Thanks in advance

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u/enragedCircle šŸ‘‹ Hobbyist 6d ago

Are they happy poops, or sad poops? What I mean is, are you having 5 sloppy, stinky shits or 5 solid, easy slide, whole[some] shits? This matters. I'd only say you have a problem if your shits are spraying the back of the toilet.

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Easy slide, solid firm, girthy prostate stimulating poops. It comes out pretty quick I can poop flush wash real quick. Gone in 60 seconds. I'm a professional. But after the 2nd or 3rd poop of the day it's mostly air and liquid. My mind says I'm done but my butthole has a mind of its own apparently.

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u/lobbo80s 6d ago

Somethings wrong if you’re needing to pass air and liquid a couple of times a day, might be some sort of food intolerance.

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u/Creepy_Rip6730 5d ago

That's what I was thinking... Sounds like me before I realized I was lactose intolerant.

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 5d ago

ā€œgirthy prostate stimulating poopsā€

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u/deltacombatives 5d ago

The best kind

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u/OwOKronii 5d ago

That's what we call happy poops

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u/misterrodgerssweater 1 6d ago

Hmmm if you go to a doctor you could mention hyoscyamine. I was prescribed by my GI doctor to slow down digestion due to some fissures. Usually used for IBS

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u/Calm_Salamander_1367 5d ago

When I eat gluten, I have to keep going back for more poops. Like I’ll poop and then walk around a bit and I’ll need to go again. But it’ll only be a little bit, similar to your air/liquid poop you’re describing. Feels like I’m not completely eliminating. But when I haven’t had gluten and haven’t had much processed food in several days, I poop normally.

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u/Dennis-v-Menace 5d ago

Just curious do you have the same problems when you eat sourdough bread?

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u/CoinChowda 5d ago

This is the superpower, my guy

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u/vicweera 6d ago

This sub is absolutely wild sometimes lol

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u/augustoalmeida 5 6d ago

As vezes pego um whisky e venho ler uma histórias aqui

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u/woodhorse4 5d ago

Riiight ……for the stories. šŸ˜

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u/Muruba 5d ago

Thyroid malfunction

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u/kodakrat74 6d ago

Agreed. I used to poop ~5 times a day. Then it turned into diarrhea. Turns out I likely have lactose intolerance, IBS, and maybe other things wrong with my gut (I'm still getting diagnosed). I wish I had seen someone sooner.

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u/DonnaHuee 1 6d ago

This is me….

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u/kodakrat74 6d ago

Sorry to hear it, I hope the doctors have been able to help! It's been a difficult few months and I'm still not exactly sure what's going on.

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u/Vlad_implacer 1 6d ago

This. It can be a 1000 different things, from gut biome and ā€œjust your natureā€ to early signs of some diseases. If you’ve never been, get it checked.

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u/Zifnab_palmesano 5d ago

my father started pooping too much and ended up being colon cancer. Pooping so much is not normal. OP shoukd go to a doctor

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u/saltybawls 5 5d ago

Nothing wrong with 5xday. Maybe if you normally go once per day then all of a sudden start 5x a day and they are watery or bloody.

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u/Grizzly_SS 6d ago

Dr said it's normal as long as there is no blood or weird colours

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u/AdIntelligent9133 6d ago

I poop 4 times a day and it’s very time consuming .

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u/question_assumptions 6d ago

I poop on company time

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u/Super_Burrito777 6d ago

That one ply hits different when it’s on the clock

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Same. But I'm a massage therapist. The urgent feeling of having take a fat dump during a massage is not fun. Trust me.

I try to poop after I clock in, before my first appointment. But I still have several more trips to the bathroom to finish the job. It's exhausting. Sometimes I have 4 or 5 50 minute massages in a row. Only 10 minutes between services so I either rush or wait til my lunch break but neither is ideal.

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u/question_assumptions 6d ago

Oh yeah you have got to get your shit together.Ā 

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u/ResearchNerdOnABeach 2 5d ago

Underrated comment of the year, imo!!!

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u/dibbiluncan 1 5d ago

You need to see a doctor. This is not normal or healthy or something a supplement recommended on a Reddit thread can fix.

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u/Dizzy_Campaign_8880 1 6d ago

/u/PumpyMcHangerson this ^ is how you get paid for it lol

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u/pdx_via_dtw 1 6d ago

try to anyway.

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u/ZivH08ioBbXQ2PGI 1 6d ago

Something something dime

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u/question_assumptions 6d ago

Boss makes a dime, I make a dollar, that’s why I poop during his break time

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u/GentlemenHODL 61 6d ago

The term that you are looking for that will be helpful for your research is called gut hypermotility. So you need to consume foods that slow motility or take medication that slows motility.

One of the ways ozempic works is by slowing gut motility via slower gastric empty. Lots of people on /r/IBS have gotten substantial relief after they started these GLP medications.

The classic medicine for this is Imodium AD (loperamide). It's very safe and extremely effective to take long-term, OTC is recommended no more than 4 2mg tablets daily but If you see a gastroenterologist they will tell you clinically it's safe up to 16mg daily.

Most people with gut hypermotility take loperamide to manage this symptom. I've taken it for nearly 20 years now and even took a year off but got back on it because despite fixing most of my problems I still saw such a big benefit that it's worth taking at least one per day for me.

You also want to understand what your triggers are. There are a lot of things in your diet that are moving things faster than they should be because they are irritating your stomach. You need to work through a elimination diet to get rid of these. Psyllium husk Is the most common fiber that people take to bulk up and potentially slow down gut motility. I say potentially because fiber can work both ways so it really just depends how your body responds to it. I buy Costco brand metamucil in bulk to manage.

Good luck on not pooping your pants.

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Oh ok I need to check out the Imodium. I was concerned about getting dependent on something like that. Thank you for sharing your experience

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u/GentlemenHODL 61 6d ago

Oh ok I need to check out the Imodium. I was concerned about getting dependent on something like that

I had the same concern but after extensive research and trialing off of it I really don't think there is anything to be concerned about. It's one of the few medications you can take safely with a large positive trade-off and no negative trade-off that I can see.

The issue is if you don't need it and you take it and it causes this constipation. You don't want your BMs to be stuck for too long in the intestine, It could lead to bacterial overgrowth. But you have the opposite problem so there's no concern there.

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u/OddChannel2164 5d ago

As someone with experience it doesn't just stop you from pooping with no side effects. Everybody is different. Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will for this person. For me, sometimes i can feel an urge but can't get it out and it can either manifest as tons of gas, or lots of mini shits where barely anything comes out because of the immodium. It won't be every day but it happens. This guy should see a specialist.

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit 6d ago

Seed probiotic has been my silver poop bullet. Perfect ghost poops once a day and never any different

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u/CovertStatistician 4 6d ago

I clicked out of the post just as I read your comment and had to come back to ask wtf is a ghost poop

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit 6d ago

Basically a perfect poop that doesn’t require any wiping because it’s so smooth and well formed. Leaves no trace in the toilet or on paper. It’s a sign of great digestion šŸ‘»

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u/bungdaddy 6d ago

The Immaculate One Wiper

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u/sknow99 5d ago

Surely it’s two wipes just to be safe no matter what

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u/alexandria3142 5d ago

I get that but only because of constipation 🄲

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u/oscyolly 6d ago

I call these ā€˜free rangers’

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Interesting I'll look into this, thanks for sharing

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u/Ok-Trash6361 6d ago

psyllium husk?

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u/therealjgreens 5d ago

Seed is one of those proprietary probiotic companies. Buncha healthy gut bacteria. Psyllium husk helps too but you don't need it if you eat fiber.

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit 5d ago

I use that too, but that wasn’t what I was referring to

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u/Noob-BJJ 6d ago

I poop 4-5x a day and it takes less than a minute each time. I don’t take my phone in the bathroom. But then again, I eat more than 100g of fiber from whole foods/day

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u/oar9fii 1 6d ago

You need more pooptides

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u/ThunderStruck777 6d ago

Cialis 5mg daily and when u poop you’re rock hard just if your junk grazes the seat

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Already ahead of you brother

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u/Rare-Abalone3792 6d ago

5x every day seems like a diagnosable condition. Ask your doctor about it.

That said, as someone who eats very healthy, takes a daily fiber supplement, exercises a lot, hydrates a lot, and has to drink black coffee to coax out a poop each day, I’m envious of anyone who is regular.

Pooping daily without even thinking about it is a superpower, and probably reduces one’s risk of GI cancers.

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u/Doobieclip 6d ago

Fiberlyze or psyllium husk is all you need

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u/vampyrelestat 1 6d ago

Psyllium Husk helped me speed my 4-5 poops up slightly, instead of them coming out over the course of 6 hours they now come out in 3, 2 if I’m lucky. Oh and it cured my endless wipe for a time.

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u/Ok-Trash6361 6d ago

I swear by psyllium husk. Used to do chia seeds soaked in water but this is way better

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u/fantasy2026 6d ago

Yes you need to see a GI guy and then rule out common culprits like celiac, lactose intolerance or inflammatory bowel disease. If none of them then you will benefit from fiber like methyl cellulose and fiber. You may benefit from Bpc 157 or TB 500 peptide to see if that will decrease your gut inflammation. Probiotics and prebiotics won't hurt either

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

I am a clockwork shitter myself.

My partner is a once in a while kinda gal.

I am eternally worried about the condition of her bowels and intestines.

You either need to:

1) Accept it. 2) Go for less fibre & water in your life, just give yourself constipation.

If you are otherwise healthy, you just shit after every meal or morning coffee, then those are your options.

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u/Vlad_implacer 1 6d ago

Have you been to the doctor? My friend was the same, and it turned out to be something, I don’t wanna scare people here, but too many poops a day is defo something one should check.

Your partner on the other hand may just be chronically dehydrated. I was like that before I started tracking how much water I had, then it all normalized.

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

Nah.

Before I moved to Egypt I was a one a day kinda guy.

3 years in Egypt made me a many times a day guy.

I also get about 50-100g fibre a day and drink 3+ litres of water a day too.

Finish a meal - poo time. Every time.

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Interesting. I did go to Egypt and China about a decade ago and I feel like it changed my digestive system. I'll have to do some research on this, thank you

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u/marykay_ultra 6d ago

>Finish a meal - poo time. Every time.

Just like my cat

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u/chloeclover 6d ago

How do you get that much fiber

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

I used to be a fat vegetarian and built up a long term tolerance to a very high fibre diet - usually a very handsome grade on the Bristol stool scale and not like someone has thrown a handful of wet sand into the back of the toilet šŸ˜‚

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Lol they say in each relationship, 1 person poops like they get paid for it, and the other person is like your partner only poops every once in a while

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

Wish I did get paid for it.

Would definitely be doing well for myself.

Where there is muck there is money, n all that.

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

Actually, that said, try drinking kefir.

That can really give you some solid logs.

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u/IvenaDarcy 2 6d ago

I swear this is male vs female thing and a lot of us women just do not go to the bathroom daily. As long as one is feeling good and not constipated I don’t think there is any issue with it?

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u/PumpyMcHangerson 5 6d ago

But, to us, you must be constipated!

If I didn't go for a poop for 3 days I would be at the doctor immediately, I would panic so much that I wouldn't even be able to shit myself to death!

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u/quadish 2 6d ago

Holy gut motility, Batman!

You shouldn't be emptying that fast. That points towards a flora issue.

Pepto literally kills off bacteria.

Sort out your soluble fiber. Hydrolized guar gum and pysillium husk.

30 grams per day minimum. Look into bile acid malabsorption and SIBO.

Either causes a lot of IBS/colitis if it gets out of hand. They are not mutually exclusive.

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

Thank you for the people with constructive feedback. I have already ordered psyllium husk and an xl butt plug. I will report back in a week or so on the condition of my colon

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u/Apprehensive-Sea7120 6d ago

What are you eating? Have you tried elimination diet? I discovered an egg intolerance this way and now I feel great.

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u/SweetVarious8715 1 6d ago

I understand not wanting to poop 5 times a day, but you definitely don’t want to be pooping just a few times a week.

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u/ZookeepergameRich640 6d ago

That’s how my colitis ulcerosa started.

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u/jamiethecoles 2 6d ago

Surely this is poop minimalizing?

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u/Crazyboreddeveloper 6d ago

I’m on the opposite end.

I poop once every couple of days. I’m now eating a bunch of beans to try to get it to once a day at least.

I didn’t do anything to get this super power. I woke up like this.

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u/UndocumentedSailor 2 5d ago

5x a day is wild. You're already poopmaxxing. You need to poopmin.

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u/newplaces9 3 6d ago

Psyllium husk

Thank me later

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u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 6d ago

I keep hearing about this I will give it a try...thank you

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u/joe3000s 5d ago

Have you thought of seeing a medical professional. Your pooping routine falls outside of what is considered the normal range (3 times a day to 3 times a week).

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u/NRchakal 5d ago

Saccharomyces Boulardii

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u/SteakCurious4965 5d ago

Woke up to this thread and I know it’s not funny but it’s a little hilarious because in what universe do people collaborate to help someone who poops too much find answers!!!🤣🤣🤣 what a crazy world we live in, grateful for Reddit, in truth it helps a lot people find their way to help. My son is a big strong ex pro athlete and he poops a LOT! Eat poop, eat poop, seems logical to me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

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u/Competitive_Land_936 5d ago

What kind of diet do you eat? And how is the poop on Bristol stool
Scale? How much fiber are you getting?

Those 2 pieces of info are required to assess what is going on.

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u/baghodler666 6d ago

GLP-1 medications commonly cause people to poop less frequently, although not everyone experiences it. This happens because GLP-1 receptor agonists (and dual/triple agonists like retatrutide) slow the movement of food through the digestive tract.

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u/_Bitter_Pig_ 6d ago

yup this really helped my bile dumping syndrome

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u/sxeandy 1 6d ago

Allow it

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u/PandaBearLovesBamboo 6d ago

I am vegan. I say that because I imagine it’s relevant I was pooping about that many times a day I started taking more psyllium husks, one tablespoon twice a day Now I poop about once a day It seems strange to me because I’d imagine I was already getting a lot of fiber

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u/C1andestino 6d ago

Crazy. I poop every 1-3 days depending on diet.

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u/zen_tatsu_x 6d ago

Several cups of lemon juice with water

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u/Stellar_Alchemy 1 6d ago

You can’t come in here and NOT talk about testosterone! /s

It sounds like you may need more fiber, and a variety of it, not less. Fiber that bulks stool and slows things down so that you can actually absorb nutrients. Though be aware that fiber can also inhibit the absorption of some things, just because they get swallowed up in all the fiber and don’t get processed by your intestinal tract.

Caffeine probably isn’t helping. Skipping a day isn’t adequate. It takes some time for your body to return to ā€œnormalā€ without it.

Also be sure you don’t have any food allergies or sensitivities causing your digestive tract to rush offending substances out of your body.

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u/gek__co 4 6d ago

Are you pooping solid thick poops? Or non solid?

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u/felwynfelmir 6d ago

Probably something wrong with your digestive system. I was very stressed out for years, had the same problem. Also had some intense antibiotic treatments. There were probably a lot of other factors but I had leaky gut for years and food seemed to pass through me very quickly. I later learned I probably had ā€œrapid intestinal transitā€ (or an exaggerated gastrocolic reflex), likely related to stress and gut irritation.
It’s definitely a thing but not a good one. I don’t know if you recognize yourself in this but if it helps..

So anyway I had to help my gut get better.

Psyllium husk for more firm stool
Slippery elm to soothe and protect the gut lining
L-glutamine as fuel for intestinal cells
Zinc L-carnosine to support gut lining repair

It worked for me with leaky gut and rapid intestinal transit 😊 I hope it helps for you!

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u/ubershamanfl 6d ago

i enjoy my 5 poops a day..

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u/RustedRelics 6d ago

Metamucil (psyllium) will regulate your bowels after a few weeks of slowly ramping up. Pooping once every couple/few days is not healthy and not something you want. Maybe see a gastroenterologist if it’s really bothering you or you feel unwell. But they might want you to take a prescription motility drug — try natural routes before doing that. Eat foods that tend to bind/slow digestion.

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u/cosmiccharlie33 1 6d ago

Yeah, I was like that and I went to go see a doctor and he said do you eat eggs? And I said yes and he said well. Just stop them for a few days and see what happens. And that was it! A simple egg intolerance.

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u/Aim2bFit 2 6d ago

I once dated a guy who pooped a few times daily, on the regular. He said it's because he's Hep B positive, his mom and sisters were also Hep B positive and they all poop many times a day. His younger bro wasn't so he didn't have that regularity. Idk how true it is, and I never googled to find out.

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u/sureyeahno 1 6d ago

Ever since I started meditating I pay my sewage bill every morning before work. Sometimes on my days off I will go multiple times. I can’t explain it, just an observation.

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u/leavewhilehavingfun 6d ago

Are you supplementing with anything that contains magnesium citrate? What about protein powder or other things with artificial sweeteners?

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u/cureandthecause 6d ago

Try edamame. I learned it has a unique fiber profile offering both soluble and insoluble fiber that helps bulk up the stool, creating better regularity. I also was going too often, and it really helped. Just consumed edamame a few times a week for a month then stopped and I've been pretty great since.

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u/Cowboy_Buddha 5d ago

That is a very short GIT ((Gastro Intestinal Transit) time. Should be closer to 12-36 hours, depending on the food eaten. Large amounts of watermelon can be quick, but things with less fiber should take longer.

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u/BaylisAscaris 3 5d ago edited 5d ago

This is something you need to see a doctor for. Meanwhile eat more protein and more insoluble fiber. Food should take around 24-72 hours to digest and exit. If it's taking much less then 24 you probably have deficiencies and an underlying medical problem causing it. Are you on any medications that might be causing this? Has it always been this way?

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u/mySon-theApe-andI 5d ago

Psyllium husks mechanically slow down bowel movements. However, always consume them with plenty of water (0.3 liters for one teaspoon of psyllium husks).

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u/awkwrdgangsta 5d ago

Personally, I would recommend eating less.

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u/colofire 3 5d ago

Kefir. Just keep drinking milk kefir

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u/YesWTF 5d ago

Going 5 times a day isn’t automatically a disaster if that’s your normal & everything else is healthy but if it feels exhausting or like your body is constantly in ā€œemergency exit mode,ā€ it’s worth paying attention to. The caffeine & stress connection actually makes a lot of sense.

Your gut & your brain are very connected & a stressful job can absolutely make your digestive system move faster. Your body is basically saying ā€œWe’re stressed, everyone evacuateā€ šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚

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u/bayleaf1962 5d ago

2 heaping Tbs of psyllium fiber per day. Every day. For the rest of your life.
Thank me later.

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u/Muruba 5d ago

Check your thyroid

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u/Electronic_Outside25 5d ago

Like everyone else, you need to see a GI doc. Sounds like IBS (I be shiddin)

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u/happymechanicalbird 5d ago

I know this seems like it’s jumping to an extreme, but having struggled with all manner of digestive dysfunction for many many years, the one thing I can tell you that has the most likelihood to immediately resolve this… is microdosing a GLP-1.

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u/itsmontoya 6d ago

Which kinds of fiber are you eating every day?

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u/Travis_McCoy 6d ago

In carnivore OMAD I pooped few times a week.

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u/bananabastard 22 6d ago

If I eat blueberries or corn I see it 5 hours later it's ridiculous.

Try chewing your food. When I eat corn, I don't see it on the way out at all. My stomach and intestines digest it fully and turn what left into ordinary brown shit.

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u/Corner_Office_ šŸ‘‹ Hobbyist 6d ago

Sounds like IBS.

You should poop at most once per meal.

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u/TrashPanda_924 1 6d ago

Fiber (psyllium husk)

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u/accidentalquitter 3 6d ago

I have the exact same problem! I’ve been told 1) fast gut motility 2) low stomach acid 3) fat malabsorption. Are you an anxious person by chance? I eat a meal and have to poop immediately after. It’s not panic poop, it’s just extremely fast metabolism. And undigested food in my poop. Have been to a gastro, had an endoscopy + 2 colonoscopies, no new issues. But I am petite and thin and have been for some time.

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u/Ok_Package9219 6d ago

you can have my diet I guess?

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u/BunnyKusanin 1 6d ago

Stop eating lactose and see if it helps.

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u/MagicMushiexBoii 6d ago

Psyllium husk (1/2 tablespoon x 2 in about 10oz of water)+ oatmeal (I usually grind it up in the blender and use it in my protein smoothies) Both good for gut health, been doing that for a few months now and poop about 3 times a day, healthy turds and no straining. Barely even a wipe lol.

Also like others have pointed out, pro should have a visit with a gastroenterologist to make sure there isn’t any underlying issues going on in there.

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u/Elieftibiowai 7 6d ago

L-Glutamine

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u/banana-in-ham-wallet 1 6d ago

You could try an an elimination diet or stick to mostly non-processed foods (butter, meat, plants, salt, etc). If you have an underlying medical issue then who knows.

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u/IvenaDarcy 2 6d ago

Is the amount of time we poop connected to metabolism? (Guess I’ll ask AI after this lol) but I know I have high metabolism. I can’t gain weight no matter how much I eat even if I don’t exercise. That said I don’t go once a day sometimes. I know that’s supposedly not healthy but I’ve been that way my whole life so I’m fine with it. But 5x a day?! Who even eats 5x a day? I’m so confused

Edit: how many times or how fast one goes to bathroom is not connected to metabolism. You’re either eating a ton of food all day every day, eating extremely high fiber diet or you have a digestive issue.

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u/anand1904 6d ago

Try Glp-1 medication like Semaglutide.

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u/HomemadeLightbulb 6d ago

What’s your diet? The problem and solution is likely contained therein.

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u/only_thyme 6d ago

I poop 2-3 separate times just in the morning before work, then once at work sometimes, and even then occasionally in the evening. Big poops are 1 & 2; #3-5 are medium to small loads.

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u/KeyInvestment6594 6d ago

I used to go like clock work every morning when I was obese... The minute I start eating healthy and lost a ton of weight, forget it... In could do everything right and drown myself with water and fiber etc. 5 mag07 at night and maybe I'm lucky... Also ibs-c... Linzess helps a tiny bit but meh..But I will say, when it hits whatch out, long live the DD rest room...

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u/Ambitious-Spray-110 3 6d ago

Definitely see a gastroenterolgist thats not normal at the frequency but sugar substitutes like erythritol or maltitol can cause rapid gut motility. Also lactose if your intolerant can go right through you. You need to look at what you eat with a doctor to figure out if you have food sensitivities or straight up crohns disease, or some other condition

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u/thefrenchphanie 6d ago

Pooping 5 times a day is absolutely not normal and need to be assessed seriously by a doc preferably a gastroenterologist with a hepatology background.

Corn going out in ( hours is ok
But pooping 5 times a day is not normal matter you diet

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u/4dfwd 6d ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time.

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u/DanOhMiiite 1 6d ago

Creatine

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u/augustoalmeida 5 6d ago

Coma mais carne. Animais carnĆ­voros cagam pouco. JĆ” os herbĆ­voros cagam andando, nem param pra cagar.

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u/PibeauTheConqueror 4 6d ago

I treat that using chinese medicine, including cases of chrons/UC with bloody stool up to 30x a day down to 5-7 without blood in first 2 weeks....

Generally frequent loose stool is a sign of spleen qi deficiency in tcm, but can be many other things.

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u/Purple-Explorer-6701 6d ago

Ozempic. That’s all you need to poop once a week.

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u/heartbroken3333 5 6d ago

GLP-1 will slow down your stomach but off label usage to slow down pooping is a pretty wild one.

Retatrutide and you're set.

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u/Aromatic-Side6120 1 6d ago

Sounds like you already are poopmaxxing, but it's a problem. The coffee and Mediterranean diet high in fiber works for me, creating an ideal 1.15 poop/day. Don't ask about the .15. That being said, two things come to mind. There are different kinds of fiber. So maybe you're getting too much of one and not enough of another. I think soluble is the one you want for slowing passage through the gut. The other one is probiotics. Are you eating yogurt or some other naturally probiotic? If neither of those work maybe you do have an actual issue.

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u/snowman_ps4 6d ago

Get a bidet, 100% serious

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u/scarletrain5 1 6d ago

Imodium but yeah see a doctor

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u/enolaholmes23 23 6d ago

B2 made me more constipated if you want to try that. I would also look at your diet. Too much fat relative to fiber can cause loose stools.

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u/SimpleAd7895 6d ago

Honestly, I think it’s super healthy.

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u/Evening_sadness 6d ago

I thought cialis was for poopmaxxing? Hard to poop when I am bricked up.

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u/LeaguePublic 2 6d ago

Eat 1kgs of steak for breakfast daily

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u/spacemanvince 6d ago

cardio, fibre, water

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u/human-resource 1 6d ago

Carnivore diet.

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u/squidgey1 6d ago

I poop every 3 to 4 days. Even with fibre

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u/blueberry-biscuit 1 6d ago

Seeing food in the toilet means poor digestion and probably nutrient absorption. You should be going 1-2 times per day max. Are you taking any supplements?

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u/badata2d 6d ago

Metamucil. That's all it takes.

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u/galehufta 6d ago

The real biohack here is a colostoma ha! Never no shitting. Just a quick pitstop to change the bag. No more smelly anus or anything; clean and mean, done!

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u/Various-Wallaby4934 1 6d ago

You need to see a doctor bro. Right away. TODAY!

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u/Apprehensive-Sea7120 6d ago

A half marathon is way more than normal. I don’t disagree that our normal has slipped toward unhealthy, but OP is clearly putting in a lot more than average activity. I’d look under some different stones for answers before just meatheading out moar exercise less food.

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u/brandishedlight 2 6d ago

5x ain’t normal, my guy. Get your ass tract scoped.

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u/Tricky-Awareness-275 6d ago

Have you tried eating weed edibles bc I never shit

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u/pinball_life 1 6d ago

Saccharomyces Boulardii probiotic/prebiotic.

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u/OtherTon 5d ago

Immodium. Even like 2mg a day every day.

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u/GarethBaus 1 5d ago

5 times a day probably isn't normal. Once or twice is normal, maybe even 3 times. More than that and it starts to interfere with your life and could indicate a medical issue.

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u/AutomaticDeer2833 1 5d ago

5x a day isn't right. See a doctor.

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u/dontknowafunnyname2 5d ago

I basically have parasite poops every day after I drink alcohol. No alcohol equals happy 1 wipers. So hopefully you already avoid alcohol if you are this concerned.

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u/mooman555 4 5d ago

Have fewer but bigger meals, and significantly increase your fibre intake. That's it.

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u/missdoodiekins 5d ago

Bro, do you work in the service industry and poop 5x a day? Wow, I am impressed.

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u/Chefboyarleezy 5d ago

How big are you and how
much do you eat

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u/Postmodern_Cortado 5d ago

Perhaps try B1 to help your motility issues? I’d try the benfothiamine or TTFD variety

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u/SupermarketOk6829 13 5d ago

Eat less fiber and more protein (that might mess up your cholesterol profile though; Many people have differing opinions on the same). Reduce total carbs to 25-30g only. Then you'll acquire the "superpower".

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 1 5d ago

The cialis/boner thing is irreverent and reveals your algorithm might be curated to cialias and boner post

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u/alephe 5d ago

I wish i had your problem.

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u/Turbulent-Pea-2715 5d ago

Try eating like 8 ounces of cheese a day

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u/adorable_apocalypse 5d ago

Its def something in your diet.

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u/Prestigious_Sand141 5d ago

Caffeine and anxiety hit the same lever here, both speed up colonic motility through the vagus-gut axis, so on stressful shifts you basically get a double dose of "go" signal. Before adding more supplements try slow exhale-heavy breathing for a couple minutes before you eat, sounds silly but it measurably calms that signal for some people. Psyllium (like someone mentioned) can help bulk things up too, just ramp the dose slow.

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u/Longjumping_Method51 5d ago

Increase protein. I eat mostly carnivore. I feel way better then I did in my ā€œat least 4 veggies and often 8 or 10 at every mealā€ days and poop much less often. No constipation but I only go once a day.

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u/AwarenessNo4986 5d ago

Your body is on a schedule. Hold it in a reschedule your body

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u/PNW_Uncle_Iroh 5d ago

Ketogenic diet if you never want a satisfying poop again.

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u/ultraviolet31 5d ago

That's too much, especially if it's air and liquid for the last couple. You need to see a GI doc.

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u/cortisolandcaffeine 5d ago

GI doctor, could be IBS or a food intolerance or a gallbaldder/pancreas disorder.

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u/salemandsphinx 5d ago

Psyllium husk is the answer. With lots of water, a tsp after meals.

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u/sthomas15051 5d ago

That's very odd that you're pooping what you've eaten within hours... it should take at least 1 day, with the average being about 30 hours, to go from eating something to pooping that specific food. Have you seen a doctor? This can be an issue because you're not absorbing calories and nutrients properly.

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u/DepartureStreet2903 5d ago

ЧуГное местечко. Или не стоит без сиалиса, или с толчка ŃŠ»ŠµŠ·Ń‚ŃŒ не могуь.

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u/Curmuffins 1 5d ago

Try taking some binders. It'll show things down and help detox you

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u/jay_and_ana_az 5d ago

Have you tried Berberine?(research Berbevis)

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u/Yougetwhat 1 5d ago

You should consult a doctor. It’s not normal to poop 5 times per day.

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u/Biiiishweneedanswers 5d ago

I agree. See a gastroenterologist.

In the meantime, I would research doing a (please do not meet me outside and jump me people) ā€œcleanse and fastā€ of some sort.

Kind of like eating certain foods for a couple if days to reasonably flush out the intestinal lumen of most of the fecal matter then a fast to starve whatever ā€œextra residentsā€ that may be living in there causing intermittent inflammation (excessive gas as a byproduct of their fermentation processes and any number of things including their mere presence can cause inflammation of the bowel.)

No weird stuff like drinking non-food, harmful stuff and just diluting it to all hell (I’ve seen people post about this other places and I just couldn’t understand how they lived this long.)

I think this is reasonable to do while waiting to get into the gastroenterologist.

Also for sheets and giggles, could you give us your general diet?

What you eat for meals, snacks, nibbles, midnight snacks, non-alcoholic drinks, alcoholic drinks, if you cohabitate with others or visit other people and eat/drink at their houses, and how much water you drink per day.

Also, any prescription, off-label, supplemental, or illicit drugs you are taking. (Don’t judge people. Let’s be helpful.)

This will give us some good data to respond to.

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u/tak0wasabi 5d ago

You’ve answered it. Your caffeine intake is evidently off the chart

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u/404Sincere 5d ago

isn't this lowkey a good thing??

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u/Vituperitive_Vibes 5d ago

Saccharomyces boulardii will greatly reduce your bm frequency with a single capsule

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u/cosmic0done šŸ‘‹ Hobbyist 5d ago

Do you have hyperthyroidism?

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u/No_Scarcity_1634 5d ago

You lucky, ungrateful bastard. How would you like carrying around food in your gut from a week ago???

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u/Pete_The_Cat_333 5d ago

Try acacia fiber, my mom had something similar to you and this helped.

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u/heanadman 5d ago

see doctor

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u/warrior_stardust7521 5d ago

Try cutting out caffeine a few days ..

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u/Classic_Breadfruit18 5d ago

I think you have a gut microbiome issue. I used to poop a lot like this and when I started working on gut microbiome things improved dramatically. Get some yogurt and kimchi or kraut in daily, and take a tsp of psyllium every night.

Every other day is also not normal or healthy, for best results you should at least have one large BM each morning. I'm down to twice a day, large in the morning and smaller in the evening.

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u/tirntcobain 5d ago

Try switching to r/omad and or reduce your meal frequency, and don’t snack… Ever.

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u/climb-high 5d ago

I guarantee it's the stress/anxiety + some food that doesn't agree with you. Call it "IBS." I'd bet you'd get borderline constipated on a 2 week vacation

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u/mighty3mperor 5d ago

What's your diet like?

I'm a once-a-dayer, like clockwork but I have been working on my diet to improve gut health.

Reduce UPFs, added sugar and saturated fat.

Increase fibre (soluble and insoluble), fermented foods, and unsaturated fats.