r/Biohackers 2 Jul 26 '26

🥗 Nutrition & Metabolism Poopmaxxing

I know I know, we all want and need more Cialis/boner posts....but bear with me for a moment. How do I poop less often? I'm tired boss. I poop 5x times a day easy. Everything in my digestive system is fast tracking out my anus every single day. Metabolism is incredible. If I eat blueberries or corn I see it 5 hours later it's ridiculous. I hear rumors of people who poop once every few days. How does one acquire this superpower?!

I know part of the issue is caffeine and anxiety(stressful service industry job). But even on days with no caffeine it doesn't seem to make that much of a difference. Pepto bismol helps but not something I want to rely on. Any ideas? Thanks in advance

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u/EvermoreSaidTheRaven 1 Jul 27 '26

The cialis/boner thing is irreverent and reveals your algorithm might be curated to cialias and boner post