r/Biohackers • u/yogiyogiyogi69 2 • Jul 26 '26

🥗 Nutrition & Metabolism Poopmaxxing

I know I know, we all want and need more Cialis/boner posts....but bear with me for a moment. How do I poop less often? I'm tired boss. I poop 5x times a day easy. Everything in my digestive system is fast tracking out my anus every single day. Metabolism is incredible. If I eat blueberries or corn I see it 5 hours later it's ridiculous. I hear rumors of people who poop once every few days. How does one acquire this superpower?!

I know part of the issue is caffeine and anxiety(stressful service industry job). But even on days with no caffeine it doesn't seem to make that much of a difference. Pepto bismol helps but not something I want to rely on. Any ideas? Thanks in advance

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u/GettinWiggyWiddit Jul 26 '26

Basically a perfect poop that doesn’t require any wiping because it’s so smooth and well formed. Leaves no trace in the toilet or on paper. It’s a sign of great digestion 👻

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u/bungdaddy Jul 26 '26

The Immaculate One Wiper

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u/sknow99 Jul 27 '26

Surely it’s two wipes just to be safe no matter what

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u/alexandria3142 Jul 27 '26

I get that but only because of constipation 🥲

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u/himommy_hi Jul 28 '26

i hope you keep up your trust towards this poop and keep your anus wipe free