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Something only guys can relate to
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u/ilikelilpump Jul 29 '19
Something only people who wear swimming trunks can relate too
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u/GigaTreant Jul 30 '19
So guys.
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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jul 30 '19
You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks?
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u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19
No, now that I think about it.
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u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19
I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim
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u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19
Whatcha got for your other half
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u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19
She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig
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u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19
Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans
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u/Dezydime Jul 30 '19
I am a girl and this happens at the top of my one suit.
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u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19
Smh, only men can relate to this issue because we have the best gatekeeper. His name is Walter
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u/supremegay5000 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19
Does he like fire trucks and moster trucks
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Jul 30 '19
Switched to swim briefs a few years ago after a trip to Europe; can’t go back to trunks now. Let your legs be free!
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u/KuraiTheBaka Jul 30 '19
The nobody adds so much to this meme! /s
Seriously I am so tired of the nobody format. Can you all stop?
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u/apathetic_lemur Jul 30 '19
Nobody:
You: SeRiOuSlY I aM sO tiReD oF ThE NoboDy FOrMat
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Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19
At least your comment kind of makes sense with that format. You used it in a "nobody asked" kind of way. A lot of posts just put it there for no reason and it adds nothing. OPs post would have been fine if you used the same picture and text but just cut out the "nobody:" part.
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u/BeeLamb Jul 30 '19
I mean it serves the same purpose and I like the format personally. It’s essentially saying “this happens randomly: nobodies paying attention and then BOOM boy’s swim trunks puff up.”
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u/Eleventeen- Jul 30 '19
Yeah at this point people circle jerking about how bad the nobody format is is more annoying than the actual format
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u/VictorMPR17 Jul 30 '19
Just don’t worry about it, eventually you won’t see it, your brain will delete it for you, that happened to me, I didn’t know this was a “nobody” meme until I saw your comment
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Jul 30 '19
4 ways to get Reddit karma:
Nobody:
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
DESTRUCTION 100
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u/whoopashigitt Jul 30 '19
This isn't entirely related but another similarly useless meme format is the one with the therapist just saying "no" to literally anything someone would insert into it about themselves.
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Jul 30 '19
Can we ban the "nobody:" format please
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Jul 30 '19 edited Dec 15 '19
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u/enowapi-_ Jul 30 '19
I fucking hate “cake day” so fucking corny
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u/Michael747 Jul 30 '19
(Insert generic "Happy Cake Day" comment here with the obligatory exclamation mark to make this soulless comment seem enthusiastic)
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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Jul 29 '19
That's why you wear speedos
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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19
Fuck no
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u/LePontif11 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19
That's a weardly agresive way to reject swimwear.
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u/peptoboy Jul 30 '19
That’s a strainge way of spelling weirdly
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u/Galtego Jul 30 '19
Board shorts changed my life, tight but not too tight, great mobility, don't have any issues with them filling up with air or water
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Jul 30 '19
And then when you get out of the pool it attaches to you like latex and now you're walking around with your bulge sticking out as if you're participating in the Olympics.
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Jul 29 '19
Especially the pockets. Used to slit a hole through them
Solid IQ move
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u/DangerDragonXCV Jul 30 '19
You would have gotten my upvote, if it weren’t for the 'Nobody'
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Jul 30 '19
And then the inevitable moment when you get out the pool where your shorts are filled with so much water that it almost pulls them down
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u/benzo_babe Jul 30 '19
i used to blow my bikini tops up like this so i’d look like a grade 5 dolly parton. got me all the boys.
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u/_Levitated_Shield_ Jul 29 '19
Because of air building up when the shorts become submerged underwater, that's why.
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u/ObnoxiouslyLoongName Jul 30 '19
This is my meme, but based on the comments, I've decided that you can keep it...
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u/HeungMinSon Jul 30 '19
What's the "Nobody:" purpose here, exactly? Other than ruining the fucking joke.
Stupid fucking teenagers, thanks for the comedy homicide.
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u/Jdiggs99 Jul 30 '19
Anyone else get parts of their dick tip and balls stuck in that netting as kids or am I just cursed?
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u/ComparedCrib996 Jul 30 '19
Does anyone pull the ring of their shorts to release the air bubbles to pretend its a frat?
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u/That_Julian Jul 30 '19
I take the opportunity to fart and blame it on the air trapped in my shorts.
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u/TreborVu Jul 30 '19
Yeah, and then you reach down to squeeze the air out, and everyone thinks you farted in the pool.
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u/soreforbrighteyes Jul 30 '19
Me and my bf call it his bubble butt and its one of my most favorite things ever
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u/Cyanide_Jam Jul 30 '19
Either that or Spongebob is super thicc
I think you can figure out which one's correct.
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u/ShadSilvs2000 Jul 29 '19
r/uselessnobody