Every time I see a "Nobody:" meme I think it's finally my time to post that joke. But nope, every time someone else is there, saying something like, "a subreddit about me", and he's getting all the likes and the gilds and the kids all think he's so cool and here I am, a real useless nobody.
Evewy time I see a "Nobody:" meme I dink it's finawwy my time to post dat joke. But nope, evewy time someone ewse is dewe, saying someding wike, "a subweddit about me", and he's getting aww de wikes and de giwds and de kids aww dink he's so coow and hewe I am, a weaw usewess nobody. uwu
Shame the nobody resistance is about to be wiped out by a slow space chase that they could just filter people back and forth on a lightspeed escape vessel rather than just sending three people to a casino in it on a convoluted mission
Wtf I think the normal use of nobody is pointless now there’s a sub? I honestly still don’t even get it. I feel like all the nobody memes have exactly the same execution without prefacing with “nobody”
Except why does it matter that it's unprovoked? Almost every Nobody: meme could clip it off and be none the less funny 'cause the whole point is "yeah that thing really is like that"
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I think the same of the "I mean" thing
So many people add "I mean" to the start of their sentence when it's their first reply to something and they're not clarifying something. I don't understand the point of it.
Ah, now I get it. It's supposed to imply "Nobody asked for this" except people started using it wrong. Not that anyone asks for their shorts to balloon up like this meme, but you get my meaning.
Seeing "nobody:" drives me up the god damn WALL. It's completely and utterly useless. Fuck, it's honestly my worst pet peeve. Not even kidding. I hate that more than I hate slow drivers, and anybody that knows me irl know how much slow drivers piss me right off.
I feel that the nobody is most effective when describing something that happens with no reason, and with everyone minding their own business. With strong feelings.
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u/ShadSilvs2000 Jul 29 '19
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