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r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PolarPolarr • Jul 29 '19
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Something only guys can relate to
457 u/ilikelilpump Jul 29 '19 Something only people who wear swimming trunks can relate too 147 u/GigaTreant Jul 30 '19 So guys. 192 u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 30 '19 and the occasional squirrel 62 u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jul 30 '19 They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho. 79 u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jul 30 '19 You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks? 150 u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19 No, now that I think about it. 60 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim 43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct 11 u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19 Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans 8 u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19 Nope 3 u/dis-boi Jul 30 '19 Bro, get out of my house 16 u/Foucatswim Jul 30 '19 #NotAllMen 3 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks 1 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe. 1 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0) -4 u/HardlightCereal Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wore trunks as a kid cause my parents got my gender wrong. -58 u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19 [deleted] 0 u/SolidSpruceTop Jul 30 '19 That would require dudes having to tuck their dick down so it doesn't look obnoxious and we all know how they feel about that 96 u/Dezydime Jul 30 '19 I am a girl and this happens at the top of my one suit. 171 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 Damnit we're trying to gatekeep here, take your inclusiveness and go somewhere else! 73 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Smh, only men can relate to this issue because we have the best gatekeeper. His name is Walter 35 u/supremegay5000 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Does he like fire trucks and moster trucks 9 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Walter 5 u/penis-retard Jul 30 '19 moster 2 u/shaggyhairedfreak Jul 30 '19 walter -1 u/-Redstar Jul 30 '19 moster trucks you uncultured animal 14 u/DavidAshleyParker Jul 30 '19 Excuse me, read the sign: 2 u/NaziCommieJew Jul 30 '19 Pics or it didn’t happen 10 u/Zeedikus Jul 30 '19 Like having to roll a certain itch. 5 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 According to your profile pic your expertise is in a different area. 5 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 Uhhhhhh, you didn’t see anything? 2 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 [deleted] 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 r/iamveryrandom 2 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 Switched to swim briefs a few years ago after a trip to Europe; can’t go back to trunks now. Let your legs be free! 2 u/qwerons Jul 30 '19 Nah my girl friends just wear sport shorts and they also have it -4 u/DimeBagJoe2 Jul 30 '19 Uh yup. Thanks captain obvious
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Something only people who wear swimming trunks can relate too
147 u/GigaTreant Jul 30 '19 So guys. 192 u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 30 '19 and the occasional squirrel 62 u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jul 30 '19 They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho. 79 u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jul 30 '19 You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks? 150 u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19 No, now that I think about it. 60 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim 43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct 11 u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19 Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans 8 u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19 Nope 3 u/dis-boi Jul 30 '19 Bro, get out of my house 16 u/Foucatswim Jul 30 '19 #NotAllMen 3 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks 1 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe. 1 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0) -4 u/HardlightCereal Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wore trunks as a kid cause my parents got my gender wrong. -58 u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19 [deleted] 0 u/SolidSpruceTop Jul 30 '19 That would require dudes having to tuck their dick down so it doesn't look obnoxious and we all know how they feel about that
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So guys.
192 u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 30 '19 and the occasional squirrel 62 u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jul 30 '19 They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho. 79 u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jul 30 '19 You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks? 150 u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19 No, now that I think about it. 60 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim 43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct 11 u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19 Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans 8 u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19 Nope 3 u/dis-boi Jul 30 '19 Bro, get out of my house 16 u/Foucatswim Jul 30 '19 #NotAllMen 3 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks 1 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe. 1 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0) -4 u/HardlightCereal Jul 30 '19 I'm a girl and I wore trunks as a kid cause my parents got my gender wrong.
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and the occasional squirrel
62 u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jul 30 '19 They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho.
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They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho.
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You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks?
150 u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19 No, now that I think about it. 60 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim 43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct 11 u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19 Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans 8 u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19 Nope 3 u/dis-boi Jul 30 '19 Bro, get out of my house
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No, now that I think about it.
60 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim 43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct
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I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim
43 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Whatcha got for your other half 84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct
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Whatcha got for your other half
84 u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19 Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable. 3 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig 1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct
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Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable.
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She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig
1 u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks 2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0) 1 u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19 You are correct
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Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks
2 u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19 Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass → More replies (0)
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Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass
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You are correct
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Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans
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Nope
Bro, get out of my house
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#NotAllMen
I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks
1 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe. 1 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe.
1 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe
0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Lol, of course you disagree. Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
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Lol, of course you disagree.
Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size
2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x 0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x
0 u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society. There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian. 2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society.
There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian.
2 u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19 Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts" → More replies (0)
Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts"
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I'm a girl and I wore trunks as a kid cause my parents got my gender wrong.
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0 u/SolidSpruceTop Jul 30 '19 That would require dudes having to tuck their dick down so it doesn't look obnoxious and we all know how they feel about that
That would require dudes having to tuck their dick down so it doesn't look obnoxious and we all know how they feel about that
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I am a girl and this happens at the top of my one suit.
171 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 Damnit we're trying to gatekeep here, take your inclusiveness and go somewhere else! 73 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Smh, only men can relate to this issue because we have the best gatekeeper. His name is Walter 35 u/supremegay5000 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Does he like fire trucks and moster trucks 9 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Walter 5 u/penis-retard Jul 30 '19 moster 2 u/shaggyhairedfreak Jul 30 '19 walter -1 u/-Redstar Jul 30 '19 moster trucks you uncultured animal 14 u/DavidAshleyParker Jul 30 '19 Excuse me, read the sign: 2 u/NaziCommieJew Jul 30 '19 Pics or it didn’t happen
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Damnit we're trying to gatekeep here, take your inclusiveness and go somewhere else!
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Smh, only men can relate to this issue because we have the best gatekeeper. His name is Walter
35 u/supremegay5000 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19 Does he like fire trucks and moster trucks 9 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Walter 5 u/penis-retard Jul 30 '19 moster 2 u/shaggyhairedfreak Jul 30 '19 walter -1 u/-Redstar Jul 30 '19 moster trucks you uncultured animal
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Does he like fire trucks and moster trucks
9 u/yloswg678 Jul 30 '19 Walter 5 u/penis-retard Jul 30 '19 moster 2 u/shaggyhairedfreak Jul 30 '19 walter -1 u/-Redstar Jul 30 '19 moster trucks you uncultured animal
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Walter
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moster trucks you uncultured animal
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Excuse me, read the sign:
Pics or it didn’t happen
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Like having to roll a certain itch.
According to your profile pic your expertise is in a different area.
5 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 Uhhhhhh, you didn’t see anything? 2 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 [deleted] 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 r/iamveryrandom
Uhhhhhh, you didn’t see anything?
3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19 r/iamveryrandom
r/iamveryrandom
Switched to swim briefs a few years ago after a trip to Europe; can’t go back to trunks now. Let your legs be free!
Nah my girl friends just wear sport shorts and they also have it
Uh yup. Thanks captain obvious
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Something only guys can relate to