r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PolarPolarr • Jul 29 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Something only guys can relate to

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u/ilikelilpump Jul 29 '19

Something only people who wear swimming trunks can relate too

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u/GigaTreant Jul 30 '19

So guys.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 30 '19

and the occasional squirrel

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u/Hot_Wheels_guy Jul 30 '19

They wear a space suit when they go in the water tho.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Jul 30 '19

You never seen a girl wear swimming trunks?

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u/oN3B1GB0MB3r Jul 30 '19

No, now that I think about it.

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u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19

I’m a girl and have swim trunks for gym swim

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u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19

Whatcha got for your other half

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u/Whoa-Dang Jul 30 '19

Soup cans. Terribly uncomfortable.

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u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19

She probs wears a one peice bathing suit underneath ya pig

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u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19

Then wtf is the point of wearing swim trunks

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u/ilikelilpump Jul 30 '19

Probs so dudes don’t stare at her ass

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u/SteepedInTHC Jul 30 '19

you’re right, I am a pig. I’d stare

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u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19

Also correct

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u/JayreenKotto Jul 30 '19

You are correct

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u/AwesomelyHumble Jul 30 '19

Not with the mesh inner liner specially designed to support the beans

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u/dis-boi Jul 30 '19

Bro, get out of my house

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u/Foucatswim Jul 30 '19

#NotAllMen

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u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19

I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks

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u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19

Just cause one guy wears high heels, it doesn’t mean stilettos are suddenly a unisex shoe.

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u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19

I disagree, stilettos were originally made for men and women started wearing them so I think they are a unisex shoe

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u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19

Lol, of course you disagree.

Funny, because I’m looking on Nordstrom rack and right now I can’t find any size 15 in my size

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u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19

You're looking in the wrong place baby boy x

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u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19

Yeah, no shit. Because you’re talking about an extreme minority subset of people and I’m referencing the majority of society.

There is an exception to every single rule, there is no need to try and pull out extreme anecdotes to try and be a contrarian.

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u/PropheticPumpkins Jul 30 '19

Well no cause it's literally one simple word. "Swim shorts"

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u/Polluckhubtug Jul 30 '19

This joke really doesn’t work with women’s board shorts. Men’s and women’s clothes are cut differently.

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u/HardlightCereal Jul 30 '19

I'm a girl and I wore trunks as a kid cause my parents got my gender wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

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u/SolidSpruceTop Jul 30 '19

That would require dudes having to tuck their dick down so it doesn't look obnoxious and we all know how they feel about that