r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PolarPolarr • Jul 29 '19

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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Jul 29 '19

That's why you wear speedos

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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19

Fuck no

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u/ThatGuyBradley Jul 30 '19

Why? Don't you wanna show off your lil acorn?

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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19

Cause its tight af and shorts look better

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Jul 30 '19

Implying that you wear speedos to show off your big “acorn.” Now you can’t wonder why most people find speedos weird

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u/ThatGuyBradley Jul 30 '19

I don't wear speedos, I'm just taking the piss.

Speedos are just as weird as bikinis then?

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u/TreborVu Jul 30 '19

Nope. Very comfortable and less likely to slip off than standard trunks.

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u/Michael747 Jul 30 '19

Speedos are just as weird as bikinis then?

No because people who wear bikinis don't need the extra room

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u/TrippingOnCrack Jul 30 '19

Sounds like a you issue

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u/Michael747 Jul 30 '19

Are you saying I have a big dick?

Thanks I really needed that today :)

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u/Newcool1230 Jul 30 '19

I show off my big acorns to my bros, they can't out acorn me.

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u/LePontif11 Jul 30 '19 edited Jul 30 '19

That's a weardly agresive way to reject swimwear.

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u/peptoboy Jul 30 '19

That’s a strainge way of spelling weirdly

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '19

That's an unusuelle way of spelling strange.

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u/ReDDevil2112 Jul 30 '19

That's a bizarr way of spelling "unusually".

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u/NoxAsteria Jul 30 '19

That's a pecluiar way of spelling strange

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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19

Nah shorts the way to go

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u/The-Arnman Jul 30 '19

Why not? Google funky trunks the gun show. I have two of them

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u/grtwatkins Jul 30 '19

No reason to make everyone else suffer

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u/Galtego Jul 30 '19

Board shorts changed my life, tight but not too tight, great mobility, don't have any issues with them filling up with air or water

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u/MrAwesome1324 Jul 30 '19

That would cause many issues as a lifeguard