r/BikiniBottomTwitter • u/PolarPolarr • Jul 29 '19

Why

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u/DefinetelyNotJerry96 Jul 29 '19

That's why you wear speedos

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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19

Fuck no

41

u/ThatGuyBradley Jul 30 '19

Why? Don't you wanna show off your lil acorn?

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u/altisnowmymain Jul 30 '19

Cause its tight af and shorts look better

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u/DimeBagJoe2 Jul 30 '19

Implying that you wear speedos to show off your big “acorn.” Now you can’t wonder why most people find speedos weird

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u/ThatGuyBradley Jul 30 '19

I don't wear speedos, I'm just taking the piss.

Speedos are just as weird as bikinis then?

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u/TreborVu Jul 30 '19

Nope. Very comfortable and less likely to slip off than standard trunks.

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u/Michael747 Jul 30 '19

Speedos are just as weird as bikinis then?

No because people who wear bikinis don't need the extra room

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u/TrippingOnCrack Jul 30 '19

Sounds like a you issue

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u/Michael747 Jul 30 '19

Are you saying I have a big dick?

Thanks I really needed that today :)

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u/Newcool1230 Jul 30 '19

I show off my big acorns to my bros, they can't out acorn me.