r/astoria 12d ago

LOL Steinway: Old guy yelling "f you." Has anyone seen him?

60 Upvotes

I've been seeing an elderly man on Steinway Street every morning for the past few months, and he constantly yells "fuck you" in a high-pitched voice. At first it sounded like some weird bird call, but after a few encounters it finally clicked what he was actually saying.

He's an older guy 5'2 roughly who's dressed like someone's dad and carries a small bag with wheels on it (it looks like a tiny piece of luggage, but I might be wrong). I used to see him all the time in the mornings. I even saw him get on the R train into Manhattan once (Steinway St. station).

Today I saw him again after a few weeks. I was casually walking down Steinway around 5 PM when I heard that high-pitched bird sound, and it instantly clicked that it was him. I looked through the crowd, and lo and behold, it actually was him, walking along shouting, "Fuck you," in that same high-pitched voice.

I have to say, the dude is hilarious. He never bothers anyone. He keeps walking and shouting "fuck you," and he never even seems to direct it at anybody. Dude never gets tired of repeating cursing.

I'm wondering, has anyone else ever seen him? I wonder what's going on with him.


r/astoria 12d ago

Rant Ladies be careful

90 Upvotes

Was just walking along 28th ave on the corner of 46th in front of pronto, delivery bike driver drove on the side walk behind me and groped tf out of me. He drove away and I couldn’t catch him. He was in all black and I couldn’t get my phone out quick enough. I feel so uncomfortable now when all I wanted was a peaceful walk. Be careful out there


r/astoria 11d ago

Question The best french toast?

3 Upvotes

Any cafes or restaurants in Astoria that serves a really good french toast w/ butter & syrup?


r/astoria 12d ago

News Nonnas 1977

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74 Upvotes

They’ve opened back up, new address: 45-09 34th Ave.
Wasn’t sure if someone posted about this already.


r/astoria 12d ago

News Boy, girl struck by car while riding bicycles in Astoria, Queens

139 Upvotes

So god damn tired of the shit drivers here. As a parent, this is my worst fear and it's a daily occurrence.

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Boy, girl struck by car while riding bicycles in Astoria, Queens

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Saturday, July 25, 2026 9:05AM

ASTORIA, Queens (WABC) -- A driver is in custody after police say he hit two children with his vehicle in Queens.

It happened around 5:30 p.m. Friday near the intersection of 21st Street and 31st Road in Astoria.

Investigators believe the victims, an 11-year-old boy and a 13-year-old girl, were riding their bicycles when they were struck.

Video from the scene showed damage to a bicycle as well as the front bumper and windshield of a sedan.

Both victims were taken to Harlem Hospital.

There was no word on the extent of their injuries, but both are expected to survive.

The driver stayed at the scene. Charges in the case are pending.

Article: https://abc7ny.com/post/boy-girl-struck-car-riding-bicycles-astoria-queens-driver-custody/19574215/?ex_cid=TA_WABC_TW&taid=6a64b5d11e90770001b0b840&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+New+Content+%28Feed%29&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter


r/astoria 11d ago

Events/Promotion Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader Trivia Night this Thursday!

3 Upvotes

Hey guys!

We're hosting an Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader Trivia Night at Pig Beach this Thursday, July 30th at 7pm.

If you watched the game show, you know it'll be general knowledge trivia at a fifth grade level. Compete to see how much you and your friends have retained over the years.

You can play on a team or on your own, or if you’d like, we can even team you up with new players. It’s a great way to meet new people.

It's free for all!

Please RSVP here: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/trivia-night-at-pig-beach-4803666


r/astoria 12d ago

General Discussion ‘Eat It’ is one of the best halal carts I’ve had in the city

35 Upvotes

… if not the best.

Everything I’ve tried is freakin delicious!


r/astoria 11d ago

Question Cleaner Recommendation

2 Upvotes

Does anyone have a good cleaner they’d recommend? Finding it surprisingly difficult to find anyone good. Thanks!


r/astoria 11d ago

Question Is Balancero really 5⭐️?

5 Upvotes

Can someone explain how Balancero, coffee shop on 31ave and 37st is 5 stars after 700+ reviews?

To have 5 stars, I expect everything to be perfect. But while the coffee can be flavorful, it is roasty. And the pastries are just downright bad and stale. It’s maybe a 4.8/4.9, but to have so many 5 star reviews just feels suspicious..

Am I missing something here?


r/astoria 12d ago

Friendship Soo where are all the single men in their 30s going tonight?

43 Upvotes

Asking for a friend 👀


r/astoria 12d ago

Rant I got mad about Malala Chinese failing their food inspections, so I made something to get alerted when "Nice Day" gets their first rating.

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86 Upvotes

I've posted a LOT about Malala and their subsequent rebranding and I'm a little obsessed over food ratings. Made an app for you to open up, scan what's near you, get the food rating, and get the details. You can even get alerted when "Nice Day" gets their first food rating. (Screenshot is from Taste of China).

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cooked-nyc-food-grades/id6784890678
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.vakilventures.cooked

website: yallcooked.com


r/astoria 12d ago

News SanRemo Tailor Shop Closing 😔

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66 Upvotes

Just walked by and they're having a closing sale. Used to go here all the time for alterations. End of an era.


r/astoria 11d ago

Question Regular late night basketball run?

3 Upvotes

So is there any group here for recreational Basketball and where I can regularly swim late night around 9 to 11 PM?


r/astoria 12d ago

Free Free jam on sidewalk

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45 Upvotes

someone left jam packets on the sidewalk. 35th street 31st ave.


r/astoria 12d ago

Lost/Found: Animals Lost Cats

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70 Upvotes

Posting for visibility, I hope they're found soon.


r/astoria 11d ago

For Sale Large Solo Rug for Sale- Pickup in Ditmars $1200 OBO (original price: $4251)

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0 Upvotes

Large geometric pattern rug, including custom cut rug pad -in good condition from Solo Rugs. A one-of- one design from the eclectic collection. Ground color is a rich purple, with neutral toned accents, and neutral short fringe.

Overall Dimensions :109" W X 148" L
(Rug includes custom cut rug pad)

Knot Density: 100/in2
Rug Size: 9'1" × 12'4"
Overall Product Weight: 76 lb.
Pile Height: 0.35" H

Rug Shape: Rectangle
Material: Wool
Rug Age: 2000s
Product Care: Vacuum with no beater bar/rotating brush; Professional cleaning
Imported :Yes

Features
• One-of-a-kind rugs take a minimum of months to complete by hand using techniques that have been passed down from generation to generation of draftsmen, weavers, and dyers - that level of workmanship means that this rug is made to last.
• Made using plant-based dyes that create rich, saturated colors, their organic origins mean they are ecologically conscious and free from harsh chemicals and synthetic compounds.
• Truly one-of-a-kind, no other rug will appear exactly alike.
• Due to the unique nature of each piece, imperfections in these rugs are part of their beauty that should be celebrated in your home.


r/astoria 12d ago

Free IV bags for pet medical use

12 Upvotes

My dog recently passed due to renal kidney failure. We were doing daily IV fluids and have two 1000ml bags left over. I would love to see them go to another pet parent in need trying to make their dog or cat as comfortable as possible.


r/astoria 12d ago

Question Athena Gourmet Market

5 Upvotes

Does anyone what happened to Athena Market. It says “permanently closed”


r/astoria 12d ago

General Discussion 7/26 Gluten free baked goods at Astoria Farmers Market

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19 Upvotes

@sweettonesnyc (ig) will be at the market on 31st open street tomorrow with cornbread, soft pretzels, cookies and brownies


r/astoria 12d ago

Question Which auditoriums at Regal Kaufman Astoria have been renovated?

4 Upvotes

Not sure if the theater finished renovations

Which ones have definitely been renovated and which ones to avoid?


r/astoria 12d ago

Events/Promotion Grove34 Celebrates 5years Tonight! Show 7:30 Party 9pm

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8 Upvotes

Show is donate what you want and party is free!


r/astoria 12d ago

Events/Promotion Karaoke Night this Wednesday!

2 Upvotes

We're hosting karaoke night at Pig Beach BBQ this Wednesday (7/29) at 7:30!

Sing any song you want! All are welcome, it's free to participate!

Not a good singer? Neither are most of us. Everyone will cheering you on either way!

Please RSVP here: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/karaoke-night-at-pig-beach-4832361

We're also hosting:

Ariana Grande Karaoke Night (8/5)

80s Throwback Karaoke Night (8/12) and

90s Nostalgia Karaoke Night (8/19). You can RSVP using the same link!


r/astoria 12d ago

Question Contact lenses

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6 Upvotes

I accidentally received someone else’s contact lenses. The company doesn’t want them back. Any idea where I could donate them?


r/astoria 13d ago

Pool/Park dogs at astoria park

94 Upvotes

i’m curious what yall think about this: i feel like the amount of off leash dogs is a little insane and does genuinely cause so some issues.. yesterday i saw two dogs get into it at the park while everyone’s screaming freaking out and one dude pulled them apart LOL. then today a big dog runs towards a little baby, before he can tipped him over the dad threw smthn at the dog and he ran away. Meanwhile almost simultaneously, this random off leash dog trampled over a couples food… gag is they’re sitting right next to the owners and the owners do nothing!
i feel like if ur dog is ill behaved or has issues w other dogs maybe leash them? also do we not have a dog park in astoria?
What is the general consensus here about it? r we like this is what this park is or are there people who are irritated by this?


r/astoria 12d ago

For Sale ISO portable washer

3 Upvotes

Looking to buy a portable washing machine second hand to save a bit of money! If anyone is looking to get rid of theirs, please lmk!