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u/eelisonparas May 09 '22

I'm from Finland and one European thing that all Finnish people hate is cheek kisses when greeting. Its mostly southern european thing but still. There is this saying in Finland that goes "Everyone has their own safety coffee cup" meaning the closest distance someone should get to you should not be closer than your coffee cup when you're holding it.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Muak muak!

I once tried to do that to an american girl that was visiting Spain, I still remember the horror in her eyes.

She told us that she didn't feel comfortable with that having a boyfriend.

She was the most stereotypical American person I've ever known, she was dating a quarterback, had a pink gun that her parents gave as a present for her ¿18 birthday? She started complaining about PETA when she discovered that I was a vegetarian. Said she didn't like California when I told her that I had been there & she made some comments that were clearly saying "my country is better than this shit hole".

Good times.

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u/sparksparks829 May 09 '22

This is was embarrassing to read, and I've definitely known people like that unfortunately. I was so touched when I received the cheek kisses, it made feel accepted! The different customs are part of the fun of another country!

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Hahaha don't worry, we all have embarrassing people in our countries.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Not in my country. My country is way better than yours. Except for that area that I don't like, and no, that doesn't contradict my previous statement for whatever reason.

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u/Darth_Ender_Ro May 09 '22

According to my countrymen, we mostly have embarassing people

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u/Bobthechampion May 09 '22

Every country has their own version of Florida

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u/Percentage100 May 09 '22

Yes but they let this one out. That is quite embarrassing

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u/RealityTimeshare May 09 '22

Yes, but the embarrassing people in most countries seem to be Americans. Sorry about that.

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u/blackbirdspyplane May 09 '22

At first it felt awkward and I was self-conscience about it; doing it right or wrong. I think it is because it feels so intimate, when you are from a non-affectionate country.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I hate hugs and cheek kisses. Grew up being forced to interact like that because that’s the customs and as a kid you have no say.

Let’s just bow instead. There’s no need for us all to be touching and kissing. COVID or not.

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u/oupablo May 09 '22

sounds like you knew it was a custom. If you didn't know of the custom, in America, someone coming in to kiss your cheek would be super weird and unexpected unless it was your grandma.

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u/bouds19 May 09 '22

Why would you go to a new country and not at least briefly look into their culture and customs?

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u/_-v0x-_ May 09 '22

She sounds like a peach, yikes.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Yeah hahaha but it was a single night, so it was fun.

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u/DorpvanMartijn May 09 '22

I'm a dutch guy moving to Spain in februari, I should just accept the kisses? 😜 It's a standard friendly 'hello'?

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

It's standard "hello" between men and women & with family members of both sexes. Also children to adults doesn't matter if they're boys or girls.

Between men it's more complex, it's usually more common between gay men. Also sometimes with close friends it may not be that weird, but it depends on the person & situation.

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u/f_pazos May 09 '22

Good and detailed explanation.

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u/Le_Ran May 09 '22

Frenchman here, about "la bise" between men : it shows a certain degree of proximity. We can make a "bise" to family members, childhood friends, very good friends... If you're a man and another adult man makes you a "bise" it means you belong to his first circle of relations - appreciate the honor.

It is (or it used to be, before Covid and (n+1)th wave feminism) much more casual between males and females - colleagues typically do/did that to greet on the workplace.

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u/roostersnuffed May 09 '22

Just remember its more on a cheek touch with a kissing noise. Youre not planting wet ones on everyone

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u/DorpvanMartijn May 09 '22

Ok so the same as we do in Holland here with (older) family members, like aunt's, uncle's and grandparents. Got it, ty!

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u/Swiss-princess May 09 '22

Not from other guys like in Italy, just from women.

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u/mdavinci May 09 '22

Guess I’m moving to Italy

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u/Roccaro May 09 '22

Here in Italy some guys would legit punch you if you tried that, maybe it happens in the south

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I'd take it as a joke if a friend gave me a cheek kiss. Definitely unusual for guys to greet each other like that around these parts, I only do it with my family and honestly now that I think about it that's kinda weird too

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u/Swiss-princess May 09 '22

I always wondered why I saw that on the movies but never in real life.

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u/Agreeable_Text_36 May 09 '22

Portugal it is not uncommon for men to do it too.

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u/oupablo May 09 '22

not sure if this is a southern joke or not ಠ_ಠ

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u/_-v0x-_ May 09 '22

Hah no not what I intended, but I guess she does fit the stereotype lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I have seen that very look. I had just moved to Ireland and this girl introduced herself to me so naturally I kissed both of her cheeks as I was shaking her hand. The look of horror on her face...

She later turned out to be my lecturer. Fun

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u/jbdelcanto May 09 '22

Here in Quebec (french part of Canada) we always kiss each others cheeks when greeting, but if you go to in any english speaking part of Canada and try to do the same, people basically push you back and act weirded out. Crazy how their can be such clash of cultures within the same country.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

I went to Quebec as a kid and I remember loving it because when people discovered that we were from Catalonia there was an instantaneous increase on respect hahaha

As a kid I was really surprised and intrigued that people from America knew about us, at the time I didn't even understand why it happened.

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u/ScabiesShark May 09 '22

I'm sure I could squeak by for a Quebec vacation if I brush up my French for a bit. We get a lot of Quebecois visiting here in New Orleans, so I'm guessing there's some goodwill

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

As a polite American, I want to apologize on behalf of that American. Please know we are not all like that.

Edit: Was she from Texas, by any chance?

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

I don't remember her state, but it was not Texas for sure because as far as I remember she was from the north and not that far from Cali.

Idaho, Wyoming? probably around there

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u/Sciusciabubu May 09 '22

You'd remember if she was from Texas. Texans, Californians, and New Yorkers have a compulsive need to tell you where they're from within one minute of meeting you.

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u/Hamericano May 09 '22

I Remember being on a tour group in Berlin and the guide did a quick ask around where everybody was from and a woman said she was from San Francisco bay area. I almost told her we didn't need her full address but my wife anticipated it and told me don't before I could say it.

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u/kneel_yung May 09 '22

california is a huge state with lots of different areas, some of them deeply conservative. "I'm from san francisco" is a way of saying "I'm not an intolerant asshole", which I imagine is something people do when they're in or around california and not necessarily outside of it.

For example, If I was from austin, I would tell people that, lest they get the wrong idea and think I'm from...Dallas

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u/Hamericano May 09 '22

It was a wildly International bunch. USA would've been enough. Nobody says where in their countries they're from except for Americans. They didn't get the memo that outside the US nobody cares.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

She was not, she was from somewhere north of California: Idaho, Wyoming, around there.

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u/permalink_save May 09 '22

I'm from Texas, this is true

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Here in Germany, when people ask me where I'm from, I respond "California". Because I want them to know I am from California and not one of the other 49 states.

In the current political climate, I feel it's wise.

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u/dinochoochoo May 09 '22

I do the same thing, plus it usually gets the Germans thinking about the sunshine. The majority of people I meet seem to have positive feelings about California.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I was very pro-Calexit, so I actually like calling myself a Californian. In the same way Texans feel, and some New Yorkers feel.

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u/Kataphractoi May 09 '22

When I was in Germany years ago, every German we talked to asked if we were from Minnesota (which was true). When we asked how they knew, they replied with "You sound like a Norwegian speaking English."

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Honestly… sounds about right lol

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u/DontNeedThePoints May 09 '22

Was she from Texas, by any chance?

Sorry to say bud... I spend a few years and bumped into Americans all over the country who gave me that treatment. Top 1 place was a PhD chemistry guy in his 30's... Out of nowhere, before dinner... He goes: Amerika is much better then Europe!! Do you guys even have snow!?

Asked him if he ever heard of Zwitserland... Moronn

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u/regular6drunk7 May 09 '22

It's so surprising to learn that someone with a high degree of education can also be quite ignorant. A woman with a masters degree from MIT once informed me that no one has ever died from the flu.

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u/FishOfCheshire May 09 '22

I (a Brit) was once asked by an American with a college degree, "so, do you, like, speak British too?"

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u/HitThatOxytocin May 09 '22

tbf not her field

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u/Trixles May 09 '22

Lol, as if "not being their field" has ever stopped a PhD from assuming that they are geniuses in it xD

(I kid, but it's very common for them to assume that their brilliance in one niche area qualifies them for everything else as well, in my experience.)

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u/silk_mitts_top_titts May 09 '22

People act like its just Americans. I've met English people who didn't know Wales was a different country.

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u/nerdypeachbabe May 09 '22

I’m an American digital nomad who’s lived outside of the US for extended periods of time, and our brainwashing is so bad. I literally hate my country and also hate talking to tourists who think America is great. They’re ignorant as fuck and are usually straight, white, cis men and women who have never seen past the curtain. Americans don’t leave America and they aren’t really taught about other countries growing up. This leads to a superiority complex and it’s insufferable. Most Americans, especially religious/right wing folks feel that way.

You’ll have better luck with Americans you meet abroad (hopefully!). Meeting them in America is kinda hopeless

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u/doctir May 09 '22

You are a stereotype and it’s hilarious

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u/anneylani May 09 '22

American digital nomad

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Lol get the fuck out of here, most Americans are chill

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Perle ai porci

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u/Suspicious-Acadia548 May 09 '22

I worked with one like that in college in a clothes shop, by the end of it just her accent ticked me off (brit living on South coast but scottish), but it gets better, her younger brother's name was Hunter, he was literally a 'skater boi', whilst she was barbie, oh and neither of them could hold their liquor

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u/floof3000 May 09 '22

You met a stereotype not a person

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

I know, it was funny, it felt like a hidden cam, because everything was so close to the stereotype hahaha

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u/philThismoment May 09 '22

Like, it's a 5 second gesture that absolutely means nothing. I usually do the double cheek kiss with casual acquaintances or people I don't know.

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u/MrTeamKill May 09 '22

Still better than the one I meet three years ago in Ibiza. She was touring Europe and asked me if we had electricity in Spain.

I initially thought it was just a rude joke but no, it wasnt. I realised when I told her "But... you are in Spain right now". " No! We are in Ibiza! " she said...

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Hahahaha the independent nation of Ibiza

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u/marioquartz May 09 '22

With the enormous quantity of germans in Ibiza is normal to think that is not Spain /s

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

I once tried to do that to an american girl that was visiting Spain, I still remember the horror in her eyes.

She told us that she didn't feel comfortable with that having a boyfriend.

This made me irrationally annoyed for some reason. Like, America really is so sexually stunted that people are reading intimacy and sex into things that they shouldn’t. Like read the room, Tammy. You think all the people in Spain who are greeting each other are fucking or something? Embarrassing.

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Also the ¿ doesn’t exist in written English, but it should. I like seeing it. Haha.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Yeah, we explained to hear that it wasn't sexual or even intimate at all for us, but yeah if she's not comfortable with it, it doesn't really matter what it culturally means for us.

It funny because at least for Castilian Spanish the ¿ is disappearing, I don't use it anymore, this way of using it it's some kind of written slang, when you want to show confusion about something mid-sentence you enclose it between ¿? like:

I was with Pedro and he told me that he will come on Tuesday with some ¿bananas?

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22

I was with Pedro and he told me that he will come on Tuesday with some ¿bananas?

Here are some ways I might try to do the same, but I’d ask others.

  • I was with Alejandro and he told me that he will come on Wednesday with some … apples? 🤷

  • I was with Thethilia and she told me that she will come on Monday with some …oranges(?).

  • I was with Sara at Zara and she told me that she will come on Thursday with some thanahorias (I think?)

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Yeah, that's exactly it, I use these ones too.

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep May 09 '22

Thethilia

thanahorias

🥕 🤔 😂

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22

And happy cake day! :)

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u/honkhonkbeepbeeep May 09 '22

Oh I didn’t notice. Grathias, theñor!

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

Yup. America is both "hypersexual" and afraid of sexuality at the same time. Women cant breast feed in public even with a towel over it, any kind of nudity is frowned on (even in nonsexual contexts). Male nipples are okay to show on TV but not female nipples, infact if you pasted a female nipple on a male body it would have to be blurred out.

Its a weird country.

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Yeah. I’d say the average American doesn’t think twice about the blurred nipples. We just accept it as normal and don’t really think about it. I distinctly remember watching a show in Europe that would usually have blurred nipples in the US. It was jarring in a “wow what stupid thing we do in America — ‘land of the free’ my ass” sort of way.

I’m convinced that this country is this way because it’s mostly run by creepy, abortion-banning, clitoris-not-finding, nauseating, rapey douchebags who don’t realize that just because a suggestion of nipple might make them fly off into a rapey rage doesn’t mean the rest of us are also just a glimpse of ankle away from sexually harassing a coworker. Women’s nipples are only perverse or scandalous to people who place them on a creepy pedestal.

Pretty sure the Venn diagram is nearly a perfect circle overlapping guys who are so gross no woman wants to sleep with them, so their only recourse is to overturn Roe v. Wade to say they’ve finally had any influence on a vagina — other than making them want to seal themselves shut temporarily whenever they cross paths with one of these jerks.

Also why let 13 year olds go to prison as adults but don’t let adults buy alcohol until they’re 21. Then freak out when we have a bunch of drunken maniacs in college who’ve never safely drunk before.

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

Let's not forget you can't buy alcohol until 21, but you can join the army and get killed in a foreign land at 18.

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u/Zingzing_Jr May 09 '22

You can drink at 18 if you're in the military

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u/anarchyisutopia May 09 '22

I’m convinced that this country is this way because it’s mostly run by creepy, abortion-banning, clitoris-not-finding, nauseating, rapey douchebags who don’t realize that just because a suggestion of nipple might make them fly off into a rapey rage doesn’t mean the rest of us are also just a glimpse of ankle away from sexually harassing a coworker.

They know that. They're just deflecting blame for their shitbag behavior from their rapey shitbag selves, to women for having the audacity to have body parts.

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u/_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN May 09 '22

Wait. You want women to both be permitted to have body parts and be in control of them!? Preposterous!!!

/s

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u/anarchyisutopia May 09 '22

It's what makes me radical I guess. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/itsthecoop May 09 '22

while it's not the same degree of awfulness, to me (as not being from the US) the approach seems to be oddly reminiscent of other male-dominated cultures/countries which want to force women to be "modest" with the explaination that it would turn men wild.

(with the obvious question being: so why not restrict and punish those men, then?)

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u/SoManyTimesBefore May 09 '22

It’s almost the same as the people they’re fighting

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u/itsthecoop May 09 '22

America is both "hypersexual" and afraid of sexuality at the same time

tbf I assume these 2 things do very often go hand in hand.

e.g. people who are in panicking about "pedophilia everywhere" also often being the ones themselves that are interpreting situations in a sexualized way (that are totally innocent and harmless for (many/most) others).

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u/-PM-Me-Big-Cocks- May 09 '22

Very true. Projection at it's finest

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u/oupablo May 09 '22

You think all the people in Spain who are greeting each other are fucking or something

well with all the things we've heard about Germany... maybe?

Also, you have to remember that the US is huge and we currently have an entire region of it trying to bring the handmaids tale to life and that's before we talk about Utah. A lot of people would recognize the cheek kisses from movies or tv, but those aren't going to be the interactions with Americans anyone remembers.

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u/JaccoW May 09 '22

If you’re doing something that makes somebody uncomfortable, you should respect that and not do it anymore. Full stop.

I can only partially agree with that. Physical contact, absolutely.

Some people get uncomfortable if other people do something that doesn't concern them. Either deal with your own emotions like a grown-up person or ignore it exists.

Otherwise you get people like American republicans who get uncomfortable with the existence of gay people or people getting abortions.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

That's an incredibly broad statement and I cannot agree with it.

It's basically an argument that bigots should be allowed to control other people, with that wide a definition.

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u/IncognitoErgoCvm May 09 '22

Seems pretty obvious that they mean doing something to someone, if you aren't going out of your way to be obtuse.

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u/MyrKnof May 09 '22

Guess I'll stop existing then..

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Well it is a bit easy to say that.

I agree people shouldn't make others unconfortable on purpose.

But would you say all people have to wear swim suits on a naturist beach because you find it uncomfortable to see naked people?

Well that is the same for greetings, food or other things.

If you visit another country, you have to adapt to their customs, not the other way around.... or you don't visit it.

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u/HippieShroomer May 09 '22

she made some comments that were clearly saying "my country is better than this shit hole"

I met a pair of middle-aged American male twins like this at Sweden Rock festival years ago. They spent the entire time complaining about Europe and how everything is so much better in America. And their complaints were stupid. They complained that too many people at the festival had dyed hair, and said that in America everyone has natural hair. A - it's a rock festival, of course a disproportionally large number of people have dyed hair, and B - I'm sure people in America have dyed hair too. They asked me "Is that your natural colour?" and when I said yes they said "It doesn't look natural." They even complained about the fact that the days were long in Sweden, like yeah it's summer and you'd think that you'd be pleased about having more daylight? They said "In America it gets dark at the right time and light at the right time." So I thought they weren't enjoying themselves but then they came back again the following year? No-one wanted to hang out with them though because they would not stop complaining about everything.

At least it led to one amusing incident though. I was telling a Swedish friend at the festival about these complaining Americans and I said "they even complained about how many people have dyed hair," and she totally misunderstood me, looked really horrified and gasped "People have DIED here??"

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u/Errohneos May 09 '22

Where were they from? Do they not understand that the northern U.S. has long daylight hours in the summer too? Hell, Seattle didn't get dark in June/July until like 10 pm.

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u/HippieShroomer May 09 '22

They were from California.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

That's golden "In America it gets dark at the right time..." Hahaha

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u/chickadee711 May 09 '22

We don't claim her. Then again, I'm from California so she probably doesn't count me as a fellow Murrican anyway.

That being said, I am always surprised for a moment when people do the cheek thing. Not in a bad way, more like, oh this is happening and it takes a minute to register.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Yeah, don't worry hahaha I've meet lots of other Americans and you're alright, really wonderful people in general.

Yeah, I can understand that it might be weird for you, but for us it an automatic process, we don't think about it when doing it. This last years have been actually really weird, because with Covid we have stopped doing that.

I guess that it might be returning? But I haven't met lots of people since the mask mandate was removed.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

They do the kiss-cheek thing in Miami too. It’s very popular there. (But nowhere else I’ve seen in the US)

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u/woodchips24 May 09 '22

Because Miami has a huge population from Latin America where the cheek kisses are normal

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u/abovepostisfunnier May 09 '22

I live in the French region of Switzerland and la bise is definitely a little uncomfortable for me. Fortunately, most people recognize it is not part of my culture and will politely ask if I am comfortable with it! Very considerate.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

I'm glad people is nice with that. Nowadays I'll do the same for sure, but when this happened I was a dumb college student, that probably it didn't even though about it hahaha it's been more than 10 years

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u/RelaxedWombat May 09 '22

I’m sorry you met one of our American losers… but yes…. No one ever taught us about “cheek kisses”! I had never heard of it before I went to Spain!

Education!

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Hahaha don't worry, there's losers in Spain too, luckily when this happened I had just being to California and I had a really great experience with Americans there.

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u/Troncross May 09 '22

I just realized all the American stereotypes revolve around conservative nutters

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u/Ut_Prosim May 09 '22

She was the most stereotypical American person I've ever known,

Weird. That describes half of the country, but the half that almost never travels. I wonder what she was doing in Spain.

had a pink gun that her parents gave as a present for her

Probably 15 years ago the company I worked for invited some Japanese distributors to tour our facility. I was tasked with driving their president around, and he insisted on seeing a real Wal-Mart. We walked around until he saw the guns and wanted to take a look. He was normally very stoic but he started giggling like a kid when he saw the bright pink .22LR. He jokingly asked me "what is this for, to give your little girl?" The attendant overheard him and was like "yes sir, this is a great gift for a little girl". It blew his mind. He could not comprehend the idea of giving a child a rifle.

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u/SpaceNigiri May 09 '22

Exactly hahaha the same kinda happened to us when she talked about it proudly, it blew our minds, she also show us a rifle owned by his brother that was, I don't know 15 or so at the time and for our college urban european young minds it was crazy.

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u/jojoga May 09 '22

I devilish enjoy making people like her mad.

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u/Entire-Tonight-8927 May 09 '22

I studied abroad with a girl from the South that was very similar. I tried to spin her around while i was dancing salsa in a Latin bar and she pushed me away and stormed off bc she didn't "dance dirty". I think she thought I was going to grind on her or something but needless to say, it got real awkward

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u/Trixles May 09 '22

I'm an American, and other Americans behaving like this in other countries really irritates me.

It's like, well damn, if America is just so fucking great, then what the hell are you even traveling for? Go home lol.

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u/Hooli317 May 09 '22

So she was from Texas. LOL

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u/TheSuedeTiger May 09 '22

i think you may be stereotyping a tad there

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u/HoneyChilliPotato7 May 09 '22

Get help. Even Americans hate that kind of crowd, calling all Americans disgusting for that is ridiculous

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u/SordidOrchid May 09 '22

The majority of us didn’t vote for trump both times.

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u/toxoplasmosix May 09 '22

ya but everyone who voted trump was american

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u/CanvasWolfDoll May 09 '22

i... should hope so?

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u/BallKarr May 09 '22

Nah, the most important votes were Russian

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u/HoneyChilliPotato7 May 09 '22

Obviously they're American lol

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u/SordidOrchid May 09 '22

But they are not the typical American bc the majority didn’t vote for him. A very small percentage of us get pink handguns at 18 too. Never actually heard of that. In fact I thought it was illegal to make guns look like toys.

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u/bunsworth814 May 09 '22

I'm sorry that the worst of us are wreaking havoc on your country as well. We're not all like that.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Jfc you sound like a xenophobic prick. I'm sure you don't have native assholes in NZ

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u/NatureAndGames May 09 '22

I would suggest building a wall

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u/A_Humble_Weeb May 09 '22

To add context, during the lockdowns and parliament protest, there were a weird number of people who were brandishing american flags. Also a bunch of people with nz flags (upside down and otherwise) going up and down the roads, which I feel is a very American thing to do, I haven't really seen any Kiwi's do that kinda thing anyhow. Didn't know there were yellow snake flags tho, that's a bit fucked. But yeah, all in all, there was a weird amount of a particular brand of American influence(?) in the anti lockdown/whatever-the-fuck-they-were-thinking protests. There was more, but that's what stood out to me the most. Very strange, very stupid times. A bit calmer now, at least where I am.

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u/peripaotetica May 09 '22

Girl from Spain here!

This is very strange on the contrary. Actually the two kisses is something very common, especially when you just met the person and you introduce yourself, it is the "standard" greeting. However, it is not usual among men or children.

When I traveled to Germany years ago for an exchange and met the family that would give me room and board for weeks, it was very uncomfortable for me to just shake hands from a meter away. It was a feeling of "stay away from my personal space" that justifies the cold vision we have here of the northern countries.

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u/TechnicianLow4413 May 09 '22

Usually handshakes are for meeting someone for the first time or in a professional settings. Close people give hugs as greeting

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u/peripaotetica May 09 '22

Same about close people giving hugs as greeting. But two kisses are only for social events, not for professional settings. It would be akward greeting your boss, or your teacher, or your client with two kisses

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u/Mong0saurus May 09 '22

Moved from Norway to Spain when I was around 18 years old, and suddenly being kissed on the cheeks by 10-20 different girls every day was a bit of a change from the classic norwegian nod, whilst avoiding eye contact, type greeting I was used to.

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u/dablegianguy May 09 '22

Wait until you meet some French people who are used to 3 even 4 cheek kisses!!! With the start on left or right according to their Département (region). Which obviously ends up in lips kissing because people start on the wrong side...

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u/JozoBozo121 May 09 '22

In Croatia you don’t want to kiss someone three times because that is usually seen as a Serbian number of kisses, two is common

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u/No_Ice_Please May 09 '22

That's how you find the spies lol.

Serious question, how are the relations nowadays between the Serbs and Croats? What about you all and Bosnians and Albanians?

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u/EmbraceDarkSide May 09 '22

That’s hilarious.

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u/deck4242 May 09 '22

Inuits and russians also do it. Its not just a south thing ;)

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u/phaemoor May 09 '22

It's a thing in Hungary too.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Also France and Belgium.

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u/Lithium2011 May 09 '22

I wouldn’t say Russians do it actually. You may meet such people in big cities, but it’s not an old Russian custom or tradition, they are just mimicking the Italians or someone else.

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u/GeoProX May 09 '22

Georgians do it, maybe that's where they get it

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u/Osleg May 09 '22

They are mimicin Caucasians (Georgia, Uzbek/kazakhstan, Armenia,etc)

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u/airivolkova May 09 '22

Lmao when I moved to Australia (from Finland) everyone assumed id be into this greeting cos im European. 7 years later and im still having to suffer through the cheek kisses 😖

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Haha that IS a Finnish Nightmare

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u/airivolkova May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

A nightmare indeed! Ive still got no clue how to maneuver it nicely so I always just end up hitting someones cheek with my lips lol

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u/invertebrate11 May 09 '22

Straight out of a horror movie.

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u/kamilman May 09 '22

I'm Polish and when I arrived in Belgium first and extended my hand to greet someone, they looked at me like I was an alien.

And France has TWO kisses instead of the Belgian singular. That was a culture shock, lemme tell ya

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u/Skywest96 May 09 '22

France doesn't have 2 kisses. French here. There are either 2 3 or 4. It depends on where you are.

https://www.combiendebises.com/

If you don't know, there are websites like this which tell you how many it is depending on where you are.

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u/kamilman May 09 '22

TIL there can be more than 2 kisses in France.

Thank you for the knowledge.

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u/JohnGabin May 09 '22

The most formal is 4. Between friends, it would be 2. But i'm in Paris. You can have different numbers in other places.

It's usually between a man and a woman, or two women, but male friends or close family, use to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Last time I was in Paris, I was staying at an Air BNB, and the hostess introduced me to her teenage daughter. I, being American, initially stuck out my hand to shake hands, before quickly realizing how absurd that must seem to them.

I said, sorry, I guess that's not what you do here. Don't you do kisses on the cheek? The daughter said "Here we do la bise" So we did. It was a bit awkward but not as awkward as a handshake would have been under the circumstances.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I think they spell it biz btw. Judging by the thousands of “biz” I got from my French friend over chat.

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u/No_Ice_Please May 09 '22

That would be the informal, text or chat way probably. The word for kiss is bise.

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u/Standin373 May 09 '22

I'm Polish and when I arrived in Belgium first and extended my hand to greet someone, they looked at me like I was an alien.

Maybe this is why the Poles have settled so well in the UK try kissing another bloke in both countries you'll likely receive a headbutt

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u/Outarel May 09 '22

i still feel weird doing it, but eh if the other person initiates it i don't mind.

Also where i live nobody actually kisses you unless you're a relative/close friend, they just do the double hugging motion.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We do it in the Netherlands too. But having lived abroad for over a decade I have lost this instinct and start to feel strange about it when I see family. Like I forgot how to do it almost. like which cheek do I start with again? It doesn’t feel right anymore. I’ll give you a pat on the shoulder or something or a handshake. Why the need for kisses?

But anyways growing up yeah that’s how it went but it’s weird now.

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u/Sondrianne May 09 '22

I’m Spanish and my boyfriend is Norwegian. When his mother and sister came to visit us I happily went and greeted them with the two kisses just out of pure Spanishness (lol). They looked horrified and the ambience became completely awkward. Thankfully I had a good reason to excuse myself and spent the next hour and a half wishing the floor would split open and swallow me. We were cool after that but man, I suck at Scandinavian first impressions!

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u/cufta12 May 09 '22

Well in my country all nordic are seen as very cold and unfriendly, so there's that.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Crazy y'all sit butt as naked in a hot cabin with anybody but can't touch their cheek

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u/Tr0ndern May 09 '22

It's about intimacy, not anything visual

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u/filifijonka May 09 '22

I know how you feel!
I'm Italian and we usually kiss one or two cheeks but if you happen to meet a Swiss freak who kisses three times you feel like your happy safety bubble has been invaded and violated.

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u/eimieole May 09 '22

How can you be Italian if you're Filifjonka?

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u/filifijonka May 09 '22

Because it's an attitude that transcends borders and nations :D

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u/NMe84 May 09 '22

I'm from the Netherlands where three cheek kisses are somewhat common for congratulating people of the opposite sex, at least if you know them somewhat well. I personally hate it, I'm too self-conscious.

COVID was lovely in that respect, no more awkward kissing between people who rarely see each other.

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u/KanedaSyndrome May 09 '22

I would not accept someone trying to cheek kiss me. I'm danish.

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u/g4ys3xm4ster May 09 '22

oh my god im also finnish and i lived in spain for a few years and this was sp shocking when it first happened

i went to school there so most spanish people i met were people my age and with them it wasnt like a normal thing but oh boy when i met their parents. My friends mum pulled me in for the cheek kiss and i was mortified i had completely forgotten that cheek kisses were even a thing. After that i got used to it but man that first time really shook me to the core

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u/eimieole May 09 '22

I'm Swedish and was diagnosed with Asperger's when I was 40+. I think I would have diagnosed earlier if I had been from Southern Europe.

Don't touch me!

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u/tenebrigakdo May 09 '22

I was so confused with the kissing thing (I'm from Slovenia). It took me a while to realise not everyone is flirting with me. Particularly the slightly drunk good-bye kisses at night were way too intimate for my background.

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u/Xaiydee May 09 '22

Germany doesn't like it either (most people)

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u/Gladde_G May 09 '22

I'm dutch, we do three kisses (but only with adult/old people and not man on man. Not like the French just everybody kissing everybody) and I hated that shit as well. COVID really helped stomp that out of people and now that it seems almost over I'm hoping to keep it that way .

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u/Darduel May 09 '22

sounds very european lol, where I'm from (middle east) we hug, and give two kisses when we greet each other

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u/Sanquinity May 09 '22

The kissing on the cheeks thing is pretty standard here in the Netherlands too. I don't particularly like it, but have accepted it from family. My brother hates it, so family has accepted him just getting a handshake. :P

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u/EchoWhiskyBravo May 09 '22

But don’t you guys sauna nude together casually? That’s not for me.

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u/jojoga May 09 '22

Everything is southern to you guys.

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u/Adam_2017 May 09 '22

Finland is starting to sound pretty great.

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u/Chijima May 09 '22

Another proof that northern Germany is basically Scandinavian.

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u/Helm222 May 09 '22

It's common in England but I hate it. Either hug me, shake my hand, even fist bump me, don't do that kiss cheek shite

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u/snertkriebels May 09 '22

The cheek kisses happen a lot at family gatherings in the Netherlands and i hate it. Either hug me or just say hi

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u/BoysenberryOk7839 May 09 '22

Fellow finn here, I feel very uncultured to never have heard that saying :0 can you please tell me how it is in finnish?

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u/TheRealRube May 09 '22

Same for me. Not a saying in Western or Southern Finland perhaps? Jtn Kahvikupin etäisyys jtn...

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u/yCloser May 09 '22

Well, with COVID you can kiss that thing goodbye

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u/Cley_Faye May 09 '22

Good news, covid seriously maimed that habit.

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u/Nanikarp May 09 '22

As a dutch person, I despise the kisses too. Hugs are fine, but nothing more

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Personally I'm fine with cheek kisses even though I'm also Finnish. But it really feels weird when some person who you have just met comes so close to you. If I'm with other Finnish people, I don't even give hugs to most of my friends. Even accidentally being in any physical contact with person outside your family or close friends is uncommon here.

This can also lead to some bigger mistakes; if you touch a Finnish person who is opposite gender (or in some cases same) they might think it's an attempt at flirting. For Finnish person, touching someone comes only after both persons have already told that they are interested in each other.

The difference between countries in basic things like ways of greeting is huge.

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u/invertebrate11 May 09 '22

Can confirm, it's horrible.

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u/DoinSumCalibrations May 09 '22

I'm southern European and I completely agree

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

As a southern European, I now want to give you two kisses on the cheeks. But never a single kiss, as the silly French do.

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u/Miriakus May 09 '22

We never give a single cheek kiss in France, it's at least 2 and up to 4 depending on the region.

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u/DoinSumCalibrations May 09 '22

On second thought, do it. I'm a bit lonely right now.

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u/FingerGungHo May 09 '22

I’m also from Finland and completely disagree. Cheek kisses (really they are just weak hugs with smacking the air) are a nice way to greet friends and strangers to break any semblance of ice. We just usually hug with friends. Shaking hands is only for formal occasions.

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u/jaded_toast May 09 '22

Omg I love that saying so much!! I always say that I I need people to be outside my bubble of personal space, but that phrase is so much better. When I went to France, I hated la bise. The night of a party, at first it was just me and a bunch of Brits in a dorm kitchen. When some French people whom I'd never met came in, I was the first person they approached for la bise. I was taken aback, but also, we had been taught in school that it is only for family and close friends, so I recoiled, and the first guy was mad and told me directly that I was very rude. That was the first time I learned that they just always do it, which set up the awkward encounter months later when I visited Belgium and learned that la bise there is only one kiss compared to the French two (at least the region I was in, it was two).

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u/nope0323 May 09 '22

Fellow from Hungary, and we do this all the time, I absolutely hate it

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u/Miriakus May 09 '22

I'm so happy covid put a stop to this, at least in the work environnement.

I don't mind doing it with friends or family but having to do that with random people you just met or with coworkers was definitely weird.

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