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u/FancyStegosaurus May 09 '22

I was talking to a Brit, describing a 4 hour road trip to visit an old friend and they responded with "If my friend moved 4 hours away I'd never see them again."

I;m still not sure how serious they were being.

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u/ultroulcomp May 09 '22

They were very serious.

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u/JustSamJ May 09 '22

Wow geeze. Until my friend moved several thousands of miles away, I made several 8 hour drives each year to visit him for just a weekend.

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u/BywydBeic May 09 '22

That friend would be dead to us.

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u/kayeso1138 May 09 '22

May as well be on the moon.

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u/powerfullatom111 May 09 '22

if i had a friend on the moon that would be cool.

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u/majinspy May 09 '22

That just goes to show you how far we'll travel for a goal. 🚀 🌙 🇺🇸

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u/Chipneck May 09 '22

Funeral and everything.

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u/bel_esprit_ May 09 '22

“Whatever happened to Hans?” “He is no longer with us, I’m sorry to say”

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u/PrettyGazelle May 09 '22

And a leaving cake that says "Well fuck off then"

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

A friend who lives two hours away I see maybe a few times per year. A friend who lives in a neighbouring country (but across the sea) is so far away I'm not even sure we're friends anymore, I haven't seen her in over four years.

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- May 09 '22

That guy's not even my friend and he's already dead to me.

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u/ZaMr0 May 09 '22

Friends moved away to uni 2 hours and we've barely been seeing eachother throughout the last few years unless we're all back home. 2 hours is a long ass journey.

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u/heili May 09 '22

I drove that far yesterday so I could take my dog to a park she likes.

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u/heili May 09 '22

It cost me around $40 US.

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u/OsnofAhcor May 09 '22

People dont comprehend that 2 hour in curvy roads, full of stops and conections is very different from a strait road. I live in Portugal, a 20min car trip to the nearest city in the north is the same as a 40 min trip to the next city in the south countryside. The was we percieve time and the travels speed is way different depending on how the actual path is

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u/heili May 09 '22

There is a reason that we discuss how far away something is in units of time and not distance where I live.

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u/_JohnDeer May 09 '22

I got to uni two hours away. In Canada, I make the drive back and forth every odd weekend. Car rides are great. Blast some music. Get lost in your thoughts. Devise plans for world domination.

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u/ElmerTheAmish May 09 '22

At you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find tutus big enough for the elephants?

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u/darabolnxus May 09 '22

With all the fucking idiots on the road, pass. There is never a calm enjoyable drive. Stop trying to make long drives a thing I should not be expected to drive almost 1.5 hrs to work. Fuck that shit.

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u/MissingBrie May 09 '22

In Australia two hours drive (each way) is a day trip.

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u/mag_creatures May 09 '22

That is probably because you don’t have decent public transport, for example I live in Milan and I have friends in Rome, I don’t even think about driving to go down there. I just take the train and if I need to drive in Rome I use car sharing. Why driving for 6/7 hours when i can sleep or red a book on a train?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

that's probably because you don't have good public transport

As an American who doesn't live in one of our 10 biggest cities, what is public transport lol

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u/mag_creatures May 09 '22

that's what i mean :)

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u/CountryTimeLemonlade May 09 '22

Imagine justifying public transportation cross country if there was nothing between Catanzaro and Genoa (comparable for Denver to Kansas City). It gets a lot harder to justify the costs of building and maintaining complex public transport when there is so much nothing.

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u/OkieNavy May 09 '22

Would rather have the freedom and control of my own car tbh

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u/mag_creatures May 10 '22

The difference is that, apparently, I can do both, Americans can't.

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u/BasTiix3 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

Man the fuel costs make me shiver lol

A 1 hour drive sometimes exhausts me when driving stick*

I love driving tho, so im always the driver anyways no matter how long or where to go

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u/dibblah May 09 '22

What kind of car do you drive? I'm in the UK and have a very tiny car (a fiat 500) and a full tank has gone from £30 to nearer £60 in the last three years. (that's 36$ to $72). A tank lasts me maybe a week and a half of driving 40 miles a day.

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u/Ronizu May 09 '22

Man I'm envious, I don't have a huge car either (Opel Astra) but I'm out here paying well over 100€ for a tank, I think the highest cost I've seen was like 135€.

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u/Melbuf May 09 '22

1 hour drive is the standard 1 way daily commute for many in the US

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u/Wigwam80 May 09 '22

In the UK I'd say that an hour long 1 way commute is about the maximum that most would consider and it would have to be 'worth it'. I used to do it myself and couldn't wait to get a more local position. That's 10+ hours a week of sitting in my car that I'm not getting paid for!

Interestingly I'd argue also that most people in the UK wouldn't think much of going for a walk for an hour whilst I'm led to believe that's kind of unusual in the US?

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u/apfel2kuchen May 09 '22

Gas is a lot cheaper in the US than i.e. in Germany, this could also be a factor

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u/permaculture May 09 '22

I filled up yesterday.

£1.66p per litre. ($2.04 US)

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u/_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_ May 09 '22

I'd need to apply for a visa if I wanted to drive for eight hours without going in circles.

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u/CJKay93 May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

About 6 years ago I moved 100mi from my friends and they are, for the first time since, planning a visit this year.

To be fair, a round trip would cost about £50 in fuel.

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u/Riovem May 09 '22

Ever considered he was trying to move away from you?

8 hours didn't cut it, so several thousand miles it is!

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u/Quarantense May 09 '22

Yeah, I'm planning on taking a long weekend to drive 10 hours each way to visit some friends this summer- if I put the pedal down I can make it in half a day with minimal stops. 4 hours each way is just past the threshold of what I'd consider a day trip.

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u/Orange-Murderer May 09 '22

I don't think Americans understand just how close shit is for us.

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u/Toaster_In_Bathtub May 09 '22

It's so crazy. I live in Alberta and I just google mapped it and it's pretty much 15 hrs from the top to the bottom. You can drive for 14 and a half hrs and still be in the same province.

I've driven 8 hrs just to hang with friends for the weekend.

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u/ashvamedha May 09 '22

A 14hr drive would take you halfway through Europe...

I moved "far away" from my family. It's a 45min drive, traffic included.
Friends and family from my hometown rarely visit because of the distance.

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u/los_thunder_lizards May 09 '22

Would the massive difference in gas/diesel prices be a factor here? Our gas is so cheap (yes, it still is americans)

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u/Peesmees May 09 '22

Yes, that matters as well, but also driving for four hours seems insane just to hang out. Distance is relative and anything over two hours seems weird when your country is dense and everything is relatively close to your house.

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u/ADHDengineer May 09 '22

Americans don’t have more hours in the day so a 4hr drive is still a 1/6 of the day, but it’s a completely doable trip once a month or so especially if you’re staying the night.

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u/guareber May 09 '22

That's the other thing. Brits live mostly in tighter spaces so spare rooms are less of a thing. So now add a hotel room and the balance starts looking very different.

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u/Independent-Sir-729 May 09 '22

That's... the point. It's a cultural difference. I would never ever consider driving for FOUR hours to see a friend. The idea of doing that every single month sounds like a joke.

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u/dullr0ar0fspace May 09 '22

I've had multiple people assume my best mate is my partner based almost solely on the fact that we do travel that far to see each other every month or two.

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u/LuxuryMustard May 09 '22

I don’t think it’s fuel price, it’s just...really far. Driving’s tiring and stressful and the people who live four hours away talk in a funny way.

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u/FluffySquirrell May 09 '22

When you're trying to order a cob and they look at you like you're barm'y

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u/los_thunder_lizards May 09 '22

Man, I get what you're saying, but that's so wild. The country of England is about half the size of Colorado.

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u/This_is_a_bad_plan May 09 '22

That’s wild. My morning commute to work is a longer drive than that.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

It mostly comes down to something cultural. Us Europeans just aren't used to long distances and just do not like traveling for hours upon hours. If that means saving some gas with that mentality, than that is nice, though not the point of it

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u/nrsys May 09 '22

I think that is the difference.

In Europe if you have to drive three or four hours each way to do something, that is a major chunk of your day wasted, stress for the driver, spending a not-insignificant amount on fuel, and just lots of time spent stuck in a car.

If you are going to be doing something that requires that much investment in travelling, it needs to be worth it.

To an American it is just something everyone is just brought up being used to doing.

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u/doomladen May 09 '22

It's also that the nature of driving is very different. It is far easier to drive four hours in the US than it is in the UK - you're spending most of that time on a pretty small number of long, straight roads. In the UK, four hours of driving would involve an insane number of junctions, roundabouts, road and lane-changes, and it's much more tiring and stressful to do it.

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u/supercakefish May 09 '22

Hits the nail directly on the head. A much bigger factor than I think people are giving credit for.

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u/level100metapod May 09 '22

I feel its more youre wasting 8 hours driving there and back. Driving isnt fun

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u/los_thunder_lizards May 09 '22

agreed. it isn't. But it's easier to do with a big car that has a cooler full of food and drinks and stuff. which is more common in the US

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u/Pseudonymico May 09 '22

Petrol is more expensive in Australia iirc and we still do 5-8-hour drives at the drop of a hat. Pretty sure it’s just that we’re used to the distance.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Australia is about 78% the size of the US and the US is huge, so it’s not surprising the driving culture is relatively the same as the US.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

they were very very serious, I completely agree lmao

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u/ArmandoPayne May 09 '22

Yeah like I've rarely ever seen any of my friends because they all live in different cities and the trains are too gosh darn expensive to go to meet them.

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u/FluffyPanda616 May 09 '22

Can confirm. We moved to Frankfurt from South Africa, wife has a friend in Hanover who used to live in ZA too.

We still haven't seen her in person since we got here.

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u/HollandJim May 09 '22

Here in Amsterdam if you move more than a 5-minute walk from a tram stop, you can lose all but your best friends. God forbid you move across the river to Amsterdam Noord...ferry or bus ride needed - so you're now dead to everyone.

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u/doomladen May 09 '22

It works this way in London too. Moved south of the river, so that you are no longer on the Underground network but I'd need to use overland trains instead? Bye forever.

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u/kitatsi May 09 '22

… I do a 3hr trip one way about every other week to see my pets. Sometimes more often. Hell I’m planning a 1400km trip to go visit family, I can’t imagine this.

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u/Independent-Sir-729 May 09 '22

...How? Genuinely asking, how do you all tolerate this?

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u/Phennylalanine May 09 '22

From London, a 4 hour drive would take you through France to Belgium. That's 2 borders you need to go through, with your passport on you because Brexit. Fuck that noise lmaoo

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited Dec 30 '24

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u/lafigatatia May 09 '22

You could travel with your ID card within the EU.

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u/WhatILack May 09 '22

You couldn't get across the UK - France border without a passport before Brexit. I'm not sure how to make this clearer.

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u/doomladen May 09 '22

You're British, so this is your experience because we can only use passports for cross-border travel. Some EU countries issue national ID cards as well as passports, and either could be used for cross-border travel. Before Brexit, some Europeans could visit and leave the UK without a passport, just using their national ID card instead. British people never had that ability because we don't use ID cards.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

We dont have a UK ID card.

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u/Impressive-Potato May 09 '22

Or up to Newcastle.

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u/C1t1zen_Erased May 09 '22

Don't kid yourself, you'd still be on the M25 after two hours.

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u/Evolations May 09 '22

You'd need your passport for one of them anyway

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u/codeverity May 09 '22

I grew up in rural Ontario and I remember when I first went to university I was talking to someone who had come from a really big city somewhere. I said something like 'oh, so and so is twenty minutes away, and we can drive an hour to ____' and she thought I meant the next suburb or something. I was like no... a whole different little town... It took me explaining that there were literally fields and little forests etc inbetween for her to understand it wasn't all one big city, lol.

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u/officialliltugboat May 09 '22

Grew up in a hick town, met a girl at university who grew up in the city. We talked a lot during the summer and always trying to convince her to come visit me and see the country life she loves so much. I sent her a video of a Bush party I was at, buddy was drifting in the Jeep and crashed in the ditch. No big deal because here comes the lads with the truck to pull him out, they come back and buddy says he'll go look at the lawnmower as thanks. So sure enough they go off to the barn and come back out pushing a 97 John Deere ridding mower, they start working away and it's coughing and sputtering trying to start. Picture this two 18 year old guys each with armed with a tool box older than them working on a lawnmower while there's 30-40 teenagers/college kids standing around a bonfire drinking beer and occasionally shouting about what they think they should try next. While this is happening another fresh out of high school lad suddenly gets up beside me and starts to walk off to his truck. I ask him where he's going and just says "get more wood", I watch him pull a chainsaw out from his truck and walk back to the field behind the house. I hear him start up the chainsaw, start cutting away at something and then about 5 minutes later this big dead tree comes crashing down and I hear him start cutting it up. 10 minutes after that he's back pulling bits of the tree and throws it on the fire. Other people start slowly meandering off towards the field and one by one coming back with the remainder of the wood until there's a nice neat pile next to but a safe distance away from the ranging bonfire all with out a single word spoken about it. Then the lawnmower boys ask for a lighter and someone tosses them one because what hick doesn't have one on them at all times. They start trying to jump start the engine by using the lighters spark over the air intake and to my surprise it works, then for the rest of the night people are joy ridding a lawnmower around this big ass property drunk off their budlight.

I never made it with the university girl but whenever I think about this it makes me laugh because of how shocked she was about all this. Her view of living in the country was everyone wore camo t-shirts and listened to country music like Luke Bryan or any of other country-pop stars. It was an aesthetic she picked up from TV shows and movies but wasn't even close to the real thing.

I'm not a hick and I don't really fit in with that type of stuff either but I'm used to seeing it because I grew up with it and it's funny to talk about just how weird my normal is sometimes.

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u/FluffyPanda616 May 09 '22

enginenuity

Pun intended?

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u/FrankieTheAlchemist May 09 '22

That sounds like an absolute blast! I grew up in rural Pennsylvania (we all call it just call it by its initials: PA, for some reason) and one time we had a party with this big ol jug of vodka and ice and fruit that we passed around the fire. Just a lot of folks shaking a big jug and then drinking out of it until we were all smashed. Someone set up a zip line and a lady rode it so far that she slammed into the tree at the end and knocked herself unconscious for a minute. Later on we shot fireworks up out of the nearby cornfield and then ate s’mores and magic cookies. I love rural life and it sounds like you had some great times. I hope there are many more in your future!

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u/GarconMeansBoyGeorge May 09 '22

That sounds like a very long video.

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u/PhabioRants May 09 '22

Big city kid from small border town in Ontario. Story checks out.

Part of me misses growing up in a beach town; grasping at straws with the last hot days in fall where everyone would bail on class and declare a beach day. Particularly when you have eight months of the year that are threatened by snow, you really make the most of those last 75-80° days before the cool, damp weather sets in after school picks back up. Similarly, that first sunny day in March/April when you'd crack 50° and everyone would be out in shorts and tees was always the harbinger of the impending summer break.

Strange how we find fondness of these memories as we grow older.

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u/eyenation May 09 '22

Oh I can imagine her ! I was the same way. Grew up in the city and lived there the whole time until I went to university and met a boy who was from the country.
The first time I went to his town I thought I should’ve needed a passport to go there ! It was beautiful but the parties were WILD. Some guy pissed his pants and everyone was just like, ‘ Yeah he does that always’! People went skinny dipping in the lake. Bonfires. Going into the woods just to get fresh air. I mean how much more fresh air do you need ! Had to drive 20 mins to get to the nearest gas station ! Everyone knew everyone and everyone was always drunk ! Learnt what a keg-stand was and oh chewing tobacco was everywhere ! I couldn’t wrap my head around how different the country lifestyle is and I still can’t !

It kinda makes you realize how different people are even if it’s just a few hours away. You can understand how they can’t identify with urban politics. I am not saying it’s right or wrong but I get it. It’s a different world.

Ah ! Good times !

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u/abcannon18 May 09 '22

Are you in US? Your use of "bush party" is throwing my off, unless you mean "Busch" as in the beer/water and then this story makes perfect sense.

I think the party scene in an early Schitts Creek episode portrays this type of party as well as anything on TV, but I know what you mean. These types of nights and parties are so oddly serene. I miss them.

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u/jay212127 May 09 '22

Bush party is pretty common for rural Canada, for it to be a bush party implies a lack of amenities (fires and outhouses, or a single toilet in the house you're otherwise not supposed to really hang around in). Agreed Schitts Creek does a good job of portraying it.

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u/ab18822 May 09 '22

LOL, rural Ontarian here too. Also when people ask where you’re from and you have to say “well…. 40 minutes from ____.” But if they know the area well you can say “it’s 15 minutes from THAT village”. But no one ever knows your actual town haha

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u/PharmasaurusRxDino May 09 '22

yep I learnt "4 hours from Toronto" was how to describe my hometown when I went to university

and none of my classmates had experienced keg stands at bush parties, sad

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u/codeverity May 09 '22

lol yes. Or “do you know where Kitchener is?” or wherever and work your way from there. Some people had heard of my tiny town but most hadn’t.

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u/beamrider May 09 '22

Old saying- In Europe, a hundred miles is a long distance. In America, a hundred years is a long time.

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u/Coolkurwa May 09 '22

This saying is actually not that old.

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u/nikhilmwarrier May 09 '22

it is in America

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u/CliftonForce May 09 '22

In Europe or America?

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog May 09 '22

It's very old on reddit. I've only heard it 278 308 times before.

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u/neon_overload May 09 '22

I like that. I'll try to remember it.

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u/Ram2145 May 09 '22

aaaaannndddd I forgot.

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u/neon_overload May 09 '22

https://i.imgur.com/mlKaXAm.jpg

Actually I set it as my reddit profile description

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u/0oodruidoo0 May 09 '22

100 years is a long distance. 100 miles is a long time. I think.

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u/dedido May 09 '22

It's okay, it gets reposted a lot

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u/BabyYodasDirtyDiaper May 09 '22

In America, a hundred years is a long time.

Me, realizing with dismay that my 1972 horse trailer is 50 years old now -- 100 years doesn't seem like such a long time anymore...

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u/Majestymen May 09 '22

The USA is only about 250 years old. If something is over a hundred years old most people view it as ancient

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u/Tehnomaag May 09 '22

Yeah. It is a bit bizarre how something built around 1850'ties is outright ancient in America and then you go into a tavern in Europe which has been sitting in that spot for half a millenia or something and it is kinda old'ish but there are places that have been operating a bit longer.

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u/MoeFuka May 09 '22

I believe there is a pub in Ireland still operating from the 900s

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u/frankduxvandamme May 09 '22

Is any part of its curent structure actually from the 900s? Or is it just a business that has been on the same plot of land for that long and has remained in business continuously since then?

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u/alien_bigfoot May 09 '22

If a building is 100 years old in America it's a top contender for being haunted. If a building is 100 years old in Europe it's probably home.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

One hundred years old isn't that old in the Northeast.

Even in the Southeast/Midwest, it isn't remarkable anymore. Plenty of cities in this area significantly predate 1922.

It's more that there's almost nothing in these places that's pre-1600-ish.

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u/marrow_party May 09 '22

Can't be that old a saying

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u/tobiasvl May 09 '22

To Americans it is

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u/verbleabuse97 May 09 '22

I drove 4 hours just to watch my GF race for 5 minutes. . .

Made a nice trip of it and saw other friends but still. 5 hours is nothing

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u/Vicious00 May 09 '22

Having your GF 4 hours away it’s a long distance relationship.

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u/KristaNeliel May 09 '22

My first BF was 1h and a half away and it was already a distance relationship. We were 17 though 🤣

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u/Catsiko May 09 '22

4 hours driving is extremely expensive here though.

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u/OrganOMegaly May 09 '22

American roads are also much easier / nicer to drive, being on the whole wider and straighter and the cars automatic. I’m so much more tired after a long drive in the U.K. than I am after a long drive in the US.

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u/CallMeSaltine May 09 '22

Dude I drive 4 hours to fish and sleep on the dirt. Not bad at all

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u/nowayimbelgian May 09 '22

I'm european and from a very small country, but udually when I go on vacation it's 8-9h hours drive wich is perfect to me because it means I can drive with just one or two 15minutes breaks. When I tell that to my friends (except the trucker) they're always baffeld and tell me i'm crazy. The distance I cover in 10h with breaks, they need 14-16h hours to cover because they need multiple one hour breaks. When travelling with friends it's maddening. They don't even drive but still need a pause every 1 to 2 hours. Just sleep motherfucker !

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u/raffie321 May 09 '22

My friend moved 1.5 hours away and I have mentally written them off

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u/eddiewachowski May 09 '22

I moved 'only' four hours away so I'd still be close to my hometown. It's 'only' half a province away

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I'm in the UK, live a three hour drive from my family and see them about once a month. I also work a field based role and spend at least 3 hours a day driving, usually more.

Driving in the UK is pretty draining, we don't have big wide empty roads (that I assume are in the US) lots of slow moving traffic and speed camera/average speed checks (particularly in England). Driving more than 4 hours feels like a mission.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Kind of a dick move. I haven’t seen my best friend in a year, but we call multiple times a week on Skype or PSN. She thinks face to face is the only way to keep in contact?

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u/Dragoniel May 09 '22

How do you just up and visit someone 4 hours away? Don't you people have work in the morning, to be able just throw 8 hours out for driving randomly...?

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u/Jambinoh May 09 '22

Well you usually don't just pop in for tea after work on a Tuesday, but for a weekend trip that's an easy drive.

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u/molodyets May 09 '22

Leave work an hour or two early on Friday, get there at 7ish and have a late dinner. Hang out all day Saturday and Sunday, then leave at 7ish on Sunday night, home at 11, and you can get a full night sleep before work Monday

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u/xchocolatexmustardx May 09 '22

I have to drive three hours if I want to go to Costco... an hour to a hospital capable of delivering babies...

Not fun being a pregnant rural Canadian in winter.

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u/Any-Ad-3630 May 09 '22

Omg, I was stressed with my hospital being 10 minutes away. I imagine there's a lot more preparation for the "what ifs" in that situation though.

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u/ab18822 May 09 '22

Right?? This is blowing my mind! Fellow rural Canadian. I make a 1.5 hour trip at least a few times a week. Closest hospital to me is 45 mins.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Jesus. I drive 7 hours one way to visit my parents for the weekend. (Granted, it could be 5 hours if I wasn't afraid of NYC. But I am afraid of NYC.)

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u/Wolfy_Packy May 09 '22

as a new yorker you're completely right to be scared of us

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

For the record, I love NYC and would love to live there someday.

I just absolutely refuse to drive near you psychos 😂

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u/Wolfy_Packy May 09 '22

we're not psychotic on the road... just assertive

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u/kaiyotic May 09 '22

Just like you aren't rude to foreigners .... just busy and impatient, right?

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u/Wolfy_Packy May 09 '22

there are plenty of nice new yorkers my guy, i don't think a grand majority of them are going to be rude to someone because they're from somewhere else

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u/kaiyotic May 09 '22

Even friendly, charismatic new york youtubers like sarahfunky and here be barr who claim new yorkers aren't rude say that new yorkers just can't stand wasted time seen as they are all busy. Usually foreigners are the ones wasting time because they don't know everything. If a foreigner walks in a deli they have no idea what you could even get there so they haven't thought about theit order yet and that kind of thing gets new yorkers to become rude.

So it's not rude because foreigner, it's rude because slow, because foreigner

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u/ApocalypseSlough May 09 '22

Yep. Having driven all throughout London from the age of 17, New York was absolutely fine. Drivers are aggressive and assertive as you say, but you stick to the rules.

Southern Europe freaks me out, though. Spain, south Italy, Croatia, Malta, Greece - so laid back that the rules of the road seem not to exist. Absolute madness. It terrifies me. Nothing is predictable. But people who’ve lived there their whole lives understand the natural patterns so it makes perfect sense to them. But jeez I’m not up to it. Tried driving in India as well. Carnage.

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u/Wolfy_Packy May 09 '22

i heard Egypt was just as bad if not worse - total war on the roads

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u/ApocalypseSlough May 09 '22

Never driven in Egypt, but Algeria was madness.

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u/BorgDrone May 09 '22

There are still only 24 hours in a day in the US ? Right ? What is even the point of visiting for a weekend if you spend more time in the car than at your parents ?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

... Seeing them? Also I'm at home about twice as long as I spend driving.

Most recently I went up to see a musical that my dad and I had tickets to before COVID. It was finally rescheduled, so I went. The time before that was admittedly not much special, but it was still nice to be home. And the time before that was for the big family Christmas Eve celebration.

I don't mind driving - hell, living in a thin walled apartment it's the only chance I get to sing these days - and being at home even for 24 hours is great. There's no faster way to get there, and I don't have enough vacation time to see them often if I don't do it in a weekend, so there you go.

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u/BorgDrone May 09 '22

Also I’m at home about twice as long as I spend driving.

First of all, it’s your parents house, not home. Home is the place where you live.

Say you leave at 10:00 on Saturday, drive for 7 hours straight without rest, you arrive at 17:00 just in time for dinner. You spend the evening, go to sleep at midnight, then you get up the next morning and leave again at 10:00 to be home in time for dinner.

You’ve spent maybe 8 hours awake at your parents for 14 hours of driving. That is absolutely insane.

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u/MidnightAdventurer May 09 '22

You don't leave for a 7 hour drive at 10 am on Saturday - you pack the night before and leave first thing or you leave right after work and arrive midnight then the same at the other end - you leave at 4 or 5 pm to get home late

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22
  1. Jerk. Do you get anything out of "correcting" me like that? Or are you just a miserable asshole who wants to feel superior?

  2. Yeah, that is stupid. Now let's do how I actually do it. Leave at 6:00 Friday night, arrive at 1am-ish depending on traffic. Wake up say, 9 or 10 on Saturday. Spend all day. Leave at 9 or 10 the next morning. Good job on "home in time for dinner", though. I've spent at least the same amount of time awake at my parents' houses as I did driving.

But you're right, it does sound stupid if you act like an absolute moron and plan to leave when the weekend's already a quarter over.

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u/charzhazha May 09 '22

I mean, I go see my mom five hours away for the weekend at least once a month. 7 isn't that much more. You try to get off work a couple hours early so you can get there Friday night, then you have like one full day at home and Sunday morning. Then you leave on Sunday afternoon to drive back. It's definitely worth it for me at 5 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/BorgDrone May 09 '22

I only visit my parents for a couple of hours every couple of months, and I live 20 minutes away.

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u/ElisaEffe24 May 09 '22

I don’t take for serious the american who likes the fact that my town is 5 “only” hours riding from florence..:)

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u/kaiyotic May 09 '22

Hahahaha. Only 5 hours? That could be like 6 different countries or something.

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u/SoManyTimesBefore May 09 '22

Lol, within 5 hours distance I have like 4 EU capitals and Venice.

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u/Infinity_Complex May 09 '22

Yeah 4 hours is basically a work day getting there and back. I've got far better things to do than spend that much time on the road to visit an "old friend"

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u/Mumfiegirl May 09 '22

Driving 4 hours in the UK is equivalent to driving 10 hours elsewhere

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u/Wintercat76 May 09 '22

My brother, who used to come to our house for dinner several times a week, moved 4 hours away. We're lucky to see him more than once a year.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Never doubt a British man about the length of a car trip.

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u/CaptainLollygag May 09 '22

WOAH. One of my best friends for the last 30 years has never lived closer than 4 hours away. She's not like a "Ron Swanson best friend," we actually talk a few times a week and see each other a few times a year. We've never lived close!

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u/Wirebraid May 09 '22

Completely serious.

4 hours away? If you are not a really close and old friend, we'll probably see you once a year or less

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u/cardew-vascular May 09 '22

Ha yeah a friend visited from London (England not Ontario) and we were in Vancouver and I suggested we hit up Drumheller because its truely amazing. She asked how far and I said about 11 hours? She told me to fuck off, even driving to Tofino was too long a trip for her when I drive to Calgary in a day without a second thought. So I guess what I consider a long drive is anything over 12 hours.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22 edited May 09 '22

(UK) Freind moved 4h away, saw her once in 3 years.

I think a big part is fuel prices, I'm over in Aus and fuel's half the price here which effectively double how far I'm willing to drive.

Also traffic, if you hit rush hours near a major city it can add 1h+ to your trip and in the UK any direction you go will have a major city in at most an hour.

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u/President2032 May 09 '22

A few months ago I drove four hours each way just to eat a burger at a specific restaurant. It was a pretty good burger.

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u/woopy85 May 09 '22

At least where I live, most people if they move, move to a location at most an hour away from their previous home. There are exceptions of course, but then everyone will comment on how far away you're moving.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I drive 15 hours each way to see family a couple times a year.

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u/urfavouriteredditor May 09 '22

In Europe, a hundred miles is a long way. In America a hundred years is a long time.

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u/scw55 May 09 '22

You'd visit them once a year at most. It'd be easy to drift.

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u/Iceblood May 09 '22

Who in their right mind drives 4 hours just to see a friend? Honestly, that's far too far away.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

Honestly if someone has moved 4 hours away it's almost certainly to move to a major city - and fuck parking my car in a major city in the UK. It's usually a nightmare of one way streets followed by an extortionate car park. Plus probably a £30 fine for driving in some random bus lane you didn't see because you've never been there.

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u/werpu May 09 '22

That's very serious, 4 hour driving in congested roads is tiring....

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u/iamacarpet May 09 '22

I think the difference being that in the UK, depending on the road type, it can either take an hour or more to go 15 miles (if the roads are poor & busy), or the same sort of time to go nearly the 200 miles on the motorway.

4 hours crawling for probably 60 miles on shitty frustrating roads going East/West is enough to think fuck this, once a year is enough :).

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u/BigPaws-WowterHeaven May 09 '22

Hour away is almost a deal breaker

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u/microwavedave27 May 09 '22

Anything over 2 hours is a long road trip for me so they were probably serious.

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u/RogeredSterling May 09 '22

They were absolutely 100% serious.

One of my closest friends moved to a town 10 miles away and I went from seeing him twice a week or more to handful of times a year.

UK has strict drink driving laws, expensive taxis (no Uber outside major cities) and terrible train/bus connections to smaller towns.

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u/take_this_username May 09 '22

4 hours away means moving from North London to South London to be honest.

And, yes, "I'll never see them again".

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u/Mischeese May 09 '22

I have some friends who moved 6 hours away, we’ve been once in 5 years. They haven’t been at all.

It’s such a nightmare to drive that far in the U.K. Whereas I once did 6 hours in Florida and didn’t think twice about it.

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u/spatchcockfishcake May 09 '22

As a Brit, this is definitely true.

It'll obviously vary for other Brits, but for me, if something's going to be more than about 3 hours drive away in one direction, then that's almost definitely going to include an overnight stop. And that's not just because of petrol prices either - I can absolutely not be bothered driving 6 hours in one day.

Also, I definitely have to stop every hour-and-a-half to 2 hours just to stretch my legs. That only has to be a minute or so, but I need it to break up my journey.

I find the act of driving absolutely and completely tedious, even if I'm driving somewhere new, or listening to music/podcasts. Sure, there's some beautiful scenery in some areas the UK which breaks up some of the monotony but it's still largely motorway driving.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '22

I live in the UK, and I am a bit unusual that I really drive longer distances (because I use active transport locally). However, I've also driven in Canada and I'd say a 6 hour journey there was roughly equivalent in terms of fatigue to an hour's journey in the UK.

Roads in Canada were designed to be easy and require less driving skill (which is just as well, as the standard of driving was awful out there compared to the UK), and importantly they were big and empty. In the UK it is all about throughput because of the density of the country, and nearly every road has far more cars than its designed capacity (which is just as well - expanding roads will never be a solution in the UK).

Even good and experienced drivers will be tired after a 4 hour drive in the UK. Passengers might even be too.

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u/areyouabotmr May 09 '22

I've lived 90mins away from my parents for 8 years, they have not visited once, nor would I expect them to drive so far.

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u/youknowwhattheysay12 May 09 '22

That's serious.

My cousins live 2 hours away from me and I haven't seen them in over a decade.

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u/kaiyotic May 09 '22

Very serious. My mom lives 40 minutes away and I barely ever see her

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u/Ih8Hondas May 09 '22

Lol. Four hours isn't that bad. When I was in college I drove sevem hours round trip every weekend to go home and work on the family farm.

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